If Spaz Jackrabbit and Jazz Jackrabbit would fight....... [Archive]

Blaze The Movie Fan

Mar 11, 2004, 11:41 AM

........who would win? Lol, I think Spaz would win! ;D

Skulg

Mar 11, 2004, 12:06 PM

Hmmm I voted for Spaz too. Lol, I can imagine him beating Jazz by accidently stumbling into TNT that blows a bunch of more TNT away, cracks a spring crate open, the TNT landing on it, bouncing into a sucker tube and after a few loopings ending up landing on Jazz' head. Or something like that. :D

Violet CLM

Mar 11, 2004, 01:41 PM

Jazz blows away countless enemies without blinking an eye. Spaz struggles to push a rock.

Risp_old

Mar 11, 2004, 01:47 PM

Jazz has more experience. 1 game more experience, in fact.

And Jazz1 was a lot harder than Jazz2.

Tik

Mar 11, 2004, 07:19 PM

Devan.

Blaze The Movie Fan

Mar 12, 2004, 12:44 AM

Devan.

:roll: No, Devan isn't part of this battle only Jazz and Spaz!

R3ptile

Mar 12, 2004, 04:04 AM

Reptile.

cooba

Mar 12, 2004, 04:18 AM

<i>:roll: No, I was Devan isn't part of this battle only Jazz and Spaz!</i>

Jazz is experienced more BECAUSE OF Devan. I think. Or not.

DoubleGJ

Mar 12, 2004, 05:13 AM

Jazz is the one who taught Spaz everything. He must win.

cooba

Mar 12, 2004, 05:42 AM

AGREE FULLY AT 1337%.

Stijn

Mar 12, 2004, 05:47 AM

hahahaha cooba how funny!!!1

Jazz, ofcourse.

Coppertop

Mar 12, 2004, 01:21 PM

But.. the game's even named after Jazz! He can't lose to his insane brother, especially when Spaz wasn't even in the first one!

In case the above text didn't clue you in, I vote Jazz, even if Spaz is an awesome char.

Karmus

Mar 13, 2004, 06:43 AM

No one. Remember that background from J2C? I have it :), got it from Wakeman.
Next time please include Eva and Lori in the poll. O+

Tubz

Mar 14, 2004, 01:11 PM

Jazz, he has more experience, and that flying ears things, can really annoy Spaz after a while.

purplesheep

Apr 6, 2004, 08:57 AM

Spaz is my favorite character, but in all honesty with all the logics and workings of the universe of JJ.. Jazz would win in such a battle.

SkulL

Apr 6, 2004, 11:05 AM

Spaz Spaz and Spaz

Gargoyle

Apr 7, 2004, 12:52 AM

Probably been done, but someone should host a Spaz vs. Jazz server with 8 people on each team or something.

Fawriel

Apr 7, 2004, 02:13 AM

>(( (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Jazz&q2=Spaz&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Violet CLM

Apr 7, 2004, 02:00 PM

Wrong terms.
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Jazz+Jackrabbit&q2=Spaz+Jackrabbit&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us

Risp_old

Apr 7, 2004, 02:09 PM

Hey! Jazz wins both ways!

I guess that means googlefight's vote is on Jazz?

Apr 7, 2004, 02:33 PM

Hrm... If you are the logical fighting the illogical, they win. You provide a sound argument, and they break it with flawed logic. So, Jazz couldn't win.

Idiots win fights by dragging you down to their level and then beating you by experince.

Risp_old

Apr 7, 2004, 03:06 PM

So by that logic the military should be using total psychos for elite soldiers instead of well-trained and expirenced soldiers?

I find it interesting people seem to think randomness is superior to expirence, as if being more funny and likable counts in battle.

Apr 7, 2004, 03:42 PM

The only battle I partake in is a battle of wits.

Risp_old

Apr 7, 2004, 03:45 PM

Then why are you voting?

cooba

Apr 7, 2004, 10:36 PM

This is interesting. (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=J20&q2=JCF&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)