Hoaxes.

[n00b]

Time for another semimonthly revival.
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/JazzCinemaGrabs/lamehoax.png
It's a pretty lame hoax, but then again this would be a pretty lame revival without a hoax.

[CrimiClown]

l0l0rz! :D

[LittleFreak]

Haha, I like it. =D

[CrimiClown]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1153/jazz00026rk.th.gif (http://img124.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jazz00026rk.gif)
Jazz2 1.25? :O

Nope... It isn't... So... It's actually not a hoax... D'oh!

[cooba]

>O not this thread again...

[n00b]

People ussualy say that after a year when someone revives it, not a month.

[Doubble Dutch]

Its been a whole 28 days already? Wow, lost track of time.

[LittleFreak]

@ CrimiClown: The final version will have better eyecandy, I hope? :)

[blurredd]

Time for another semimonthly revival.
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/JazzCinemaGrabs/lamehoax.png
It's a pretty lame hoax, but then again this would be a pretty lame revival without a hoax.It would be kinda fun to play Spaz as that though.

[Ðx]

Would be wicked * try's to use it for project play *

[n00b]

Would be wicked * try's to use it for project play *
http://maj.com/gallery/Lijik/JazzCinemaGrabs/unusedspazsprite.png
Theres the image without the bg if you need it.

[CrimiClown]

@ LittleFreak:
Yes... No doubt... That was just a quick-pic. :)

[ShadeJackrabbit]

My hoaxes:
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3350/jazzhoax15pa.th.png (http://img398.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jazzhoax15pa.png)
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6110/jazzhoax25qp.th.png (http://img398.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jazzhoax25qp.png)
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/8441/jazzhoax37ux.th.png (http://img398.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jazzhoax37ux.png)
You might call them bad, but I like them.

[n00b]

I like the Bilsy Attacks one.

[Ðx]

thanks n00b =)

[Fawriel]

I like the first. Boom!

[Sonyk]

You might call them bad, but I like them.Not bad, just poorly executed.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Little things to notice:
Boom! (As Faw called it):
Weopen name on top

Bilsy Aattacks:
1.26. Yay!

Star Wars:
This one is so-so, but.... we haven't seen a star wars one yet, (I think.)

[LittleFreak]

I agree with Sonyk. The ideas are awesome, but things like the size of the text implemented newly in the second hoax make it look unrealistically, and some graphics of the first screenshot are of Gameboy Colour quality. The third one is great though. ;P

[n00b]

Note: For yer Graphical JJ2 Text needs go download Eggman's ingame font rip.
A little Copy and Paste wont kill you.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

I made these before that release.

[n00b]

Ah.

[blurredd]

Note: For yer Graphical JJ2 Text needs go download Eggman's ingame font rip.
A little Copy and Paste wont kill you.
If you ask me, it would be a whole lot easier to just make a new level that is in one solid color (you could use the pink tiles from the Diamondus tileset), run it in multiplayer mode, type in chat text, and take screenshots of that. You wouldn't have to worry about spacing or alignment either.

[Violet CLM]

I use Cracco Shot.j2l. Best thing ever to come from CC.

[cooba]

I use theconstruct.j2l.

[Ðx]

i use Dxtry'stomakeastupidhoax.j2l

[DoubleGJ]

I would make a hoax, because I have an idea since a long while, but I don't have time. Maybe sometime later.

[Hipper]

One hoax by me. :)

<img src="http://koti.mbnet.fi/hipper/jj2hoaxes/hoax1.PNG" border="0" alt="" />

[LittleFreak]

Not too bad. :)

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Nice work.

[Sonyk]

Nice, though it looks like something Cooba made earlier.

[FoxBlitzz]

Heh, it looks like Sperry committed suicide there.

[Pako]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4629/pakohoaxavatar1ta.png (http://imageshack.us)
It took me a lot of time to make this hoax... oh, wait, wrong pic. :o
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3719/3dmegahoax1wr.png (http://imageshack.us)
It took me a lot of time to make this hoax, which is a 3D race arcade style, with time limit, checkpoints, multiplayer up to 4 players and stuff. Notice the Superbot (he is the checkpoint) and the Crazy Frog (When killed, gets EXTRA POINTS.) 8D 8D 8D

[Grytolle]

cool^^

[n00b]

That is pretty cool.

[ThunderPX]

I like it, but the appearance of Crazy Frog lowers its score to -10.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Kinda neat.

[cooba]

...quality over ideas please :(.

[n00b]

...quality over ideas please :(.
Just to spite you:
ZOMG! ITZ LEIK BATULE oNe bt wit PLYR BING MAD HTTR!!!111111tWoElEvEn!1
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Star-Wars-Figures-1/madhattermod.png

[White Rabbit]

Spite*.

So, is that a turtle or a hatter?

[n00b]

the 'sprite' wasnt colored since I didnt feel like it. Plus it'd look worse that way.

[Radium]

Just to smite you:
ZOMG! ITZ LEIK BATULE oNe bt wit PLYR BING MAD HTTR!!!111111tWoElEvEn!1
Don't be hatting );

[FoxBlitzz]

That pink thing in the background looks like a kettle.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

*holds back laughter till eyes pop out*

[n00b]

That pink thing in the background looks like a kettle.
Mission accomplished then. Can you find the Leaf that supposed to resemble the stained glass?

[ShadeJackrabbit]

*tries to find eyes*

[CrimiClown]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Star-Wars-Figures-1/madhattermod.png

BEST HOAX EVER! 8D I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this one!

[FoxBlitzz]

Can you find the Leaf that supposed to resemble the stained glass?

Ha ha, I couldn't even tell it was stained glass. Nice job there. =P

[CrimiClown]

... Now THAT's not funny, since the idea is stolen from n00b...

[SpybunnyCC]

http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL623/2799285/5622290/113801262.jpg

My hew hoax Balloon fight:)

[n00b]

Font inconstiencies, balloon-size inconsistences, and the balloons dont fit the sprite stlye of JJ2 at all.
Nice idea tho.

[Sonyk]

I don't get it. You have balloons to pop, but have health? What do the balloons do?

[FQuist]

The health is probably just a leftover and wasn't left on purpose.

[Risp_old]

No, you fight WITH THE BALLOONS.

[n00b]

Then why do you still have the blaster?

[Ðx]

You get extra points when you shoot the balloons first...DOH

[DoubleGJ]

I believe this has something to do with Mario Kart.

[SpybunnyCC]

yes ur Right When you shot some1 U lose balloon Who lose all his balloons LOSE Yes idd I had the idea from mariokart:P

[DoubleGJ]

Please repeat that, but English this time.

[LittleFreak]

Translation:

Yes you're right. When you get shot by someone you lose a balloon. Who loses all his balloons loses the game. Yes I had the idea from Mariokart. :P

[SpybunnyCC]

i know my english sux -_-

[LittleFreak]

I've seen far worse, don't worry. =P

You could try to write someone instead of some1 and similiar things though.

[CrimiClown]

Type complete words... It worx 4 me.

[Jerrythabest]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3719/3dmegahoax1wr.png (http://imageshack.us)

Yay! Im in a hoax!
Yay! I win this race!
Yay! Whats the metal weapon thing?
EDIT: I thinks its what they call a spike strip in NFS...

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!:D:D:D:lori:

[Slaz]

That hoax looks great, it reminds me of the Jazz1 bonus levels, wish Jazz2 had them also..

[Pako]

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7673/supermegahiperduperhoax5iz.png
Another hoax from PAKO SPANRABBIT!!! Well, this time, this hoax isn't 3D, but at least it haves more quality and NO CRAZY FROG. Sperry is on a cool mech, I'm Devan and Jerry is....... the queen? New weapons, new characters and (new) vehicles. Rejoice.

[SpybunnyCC]

who won?

[LittleFreak]

The queen. NOTHING beats the queen! >O

[Pako]

who won?
Jerry. His crystal-shatering voice and high weight are awesome.

[Jerrythabest]

The screenshot was taken in my Rabbit Roasters Groundforce level 9. And bcouse you wanna know, I won. But not as a queen, sadly:lol: I wondered what he ment with "BEWARE MY AWESOME TURTLENESS" 'cuz the only thing i knew was that it was for a hoax. But now that I am the queen, I feel really... queeness... or something like that... nice hoax!!:D:D:D:lol::lol::lol:

[Fawriel]

Haha. I like it. The mech is cool, too.

[Pako]

lol, I forgot. Pageclaim on the name of the DEVANSHOULDBEPLAYABLEOMGPLEASEEPICGIVEUSTHESOURCEC ODECMONIWANNAPLAYASDEVANITWILLBEFUNNY DEVANVERSUSDEVANOHCMONWEWEREWAITINGFORYEARS*takes breath*WEWANTITCMONGIVEUSITWEONLYWANTTHAT.(burp)

[White Rabbit]

Hey, your gun doesn't match the Devan gun.

[Pako]

Ummm...... Well, I edited it from Spaz's gun, so it's not perfect.

[White Rabbit]

The hoax is nice. ;P Sperry's mech seems a bit clumsy in such tight corridors, however.

[Super_Jarno]

You guys and girls all know i cant make Hoaxes but here's a try <a href="http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jazz0004ntbe3pu.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9251/jazz0004ntbe3pu.th.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

i will make another soon

[LittleFreak]

Haha, it's not bad. ;P

What does the text mean?

[CrimiClown]

:O That's sooooo CTRL+C'ed!

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Uhhh, that didn't work well.

[CrimiClown]

Uhhh, that didn't work well.
What I said, but with more feeling... :7

[Super_Jarno]

Haha, it's not bad. ;P

What does the text mean?

iam in the Qob level here i mixed the letters from Queen Of Board and make Unlimetid lives and hearts!

to crimiclown : i removed the D at the word maked happy now? :Z

[cooba]

You guys and girls all know i cant make HoaxesFor once I agree with you.

[CrimiClown]

iam in the Qob level here i mixed the letters from Queen Of Board and maked Unlimetid lives and hearts!
Jarno is the ONLY one I know who actually says 'maked'... :O

[Super_Jarno]

Jarno WAS the ONLY one I know who actually says 'maked'... oh yeah not more :o

[CrimiClown]

Still wrong... Try 'made'.

[P¼ul]

ding!

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1805/assassbgfinal8vo.png

(cooba helped a bit, you can recognize his style in certain points)

[Sonyk]

Awesome. Except the monitor looks kind of weird.

But awesome nonetheless.

[cooba]

I like how this turned out =D.

[LittleFreak]

Yes, it's a good hoax. That's the chateau tileset, isn't it?

[Sacrush]

http://www.freewebs.com/satanjazz2/Shoax3.PNG

I was bored so I made this in 10 minutes.

[White Rabbit]

You could've fixed the bug that prevents the ' character from being shown. :D

EDIT: LF, that's Chateau, Heaven, Where Bad Rabbits Go, Psych and Diamondus B combined. :D

[LittleFreak]

I don't get it, Satan. It looks nice and stuff, but what's so hoaxed about it? All that is possible, after all.

EDIT: LF, that's Chateau, Heaven, Where Bad Rabbits Go, Psych and Diamondus B combined. :D

Oh. ^^;

[Sacrush]

I don't get it, Satan. It looks nice and stuff, but what's so hoaxed about it? All that is possible, after all.

Since when Littlefreak? Try to look better.

[LittleFreak]

Oh. There's a boss music file (you can't do that with the real JCS, can you?) and the text strings have over 50 lines. :roll:

Seems I missed that (it has been too long since I last looked at JCS I guess). Other than that I see nothing new though.

[Sacrush]

Oh. There's a boss music file (you can't do that with the real JCS, can you?) and the text strings have over 50 lines. :roll:

Seems I missed that (it has been too long since I last looked at JCS I guess). Other than that I see nothing new though.

That our the only changes I said it was simple. ;-)

[LittleFreak]

It could have a few more changes to make it more attractive, but other than that it's fine. :)

[ThunderPX]

I never knew you could zoom out on the editing window >_<

[White Rabbit]

You can't with a non-hoaxed JCS. :P

;)

[ThunderPX]

You can't with a non-hoaxed JCS. :P

;)

...Yes you can. =\

[cooba]

EDIT: LF, that's Chateau, Heaven, Where Bad Rabbits Go, Psych and Diamondus B combined. :DHaunted House, Heaven, Psych, Kansas, Diamond Dust 02, Chateau, Top Secret 3.

[LittleFreak]

You can zoom out. There's a button somewhere I'm sure.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

I have found the zoom out button in JCS useful sometimes.

[cooba]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2323/icdomination0mq.png

A quick one.

[Stijn]

Domination :O

[DoubleGJ]

A quick one.
Indeed, you forgot about weapon in HUD. It still looks very cool though.

[cooba]

Indeed, you forgot about weapon in HUD.>OOOO Fixed.

[Sacrush]

Good hoaxes Cooba, I got some ideas too so expect some of mine in the future.

[Sonyk]

Capture the Gem?
Team Treasure Hunt?

...either way, it looks pretty.

[White Rabbit]

It's Domination, a UT gametype. Teams (there can be more than two) are supposed to capture and defend different strongholds on a map (in this case, a lvl).

I claim page 10, which has the best page number.

[Fawriel]

Oo..sexy big gem.

[cooba]

And of course I should thank Pyromanus for supplying me with OEM gem sprites =D.

[SpybunnyCC]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1368/hoaxpowernode0ef.jpg

Idea from UT2004=O Its only the pic where u see that Red team is trying to get a powernode:P

[Stijn]

Sonyk, as I said, that's Domination (as in UT).

[R3ptile]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2323/icdomination0mq.png
Won't 1.25 have "built-in Project Gamma" (no colored names for team modes) and fixed roast messages? :(

[Pako]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/3170/gooff2pr.png (http://imageshack.us)
Well, this is a crappy hoax that I made quickly. Includes OVERSIZED GUNS, GOING OFF THE JJ2 WINDOW, LIGHTSABERS and...... nothing more, I think.

[Sonyk]

Sonyk, as I said, that's Domination (as in UT).
I mistaked it as you saying that it dominated all the other hoaxes.

[White Rabbit]

Yay! WR's Mountain Hotel! :D

[DoubleGJ]

No, because bad pasting scares me D=

[Super_Jarno]

About.. an new hoaxe?
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/852/jazz00019la.th.jpg (http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jazz00019la.jpg)

[Sonyk]

About.. an new hoaxe?
{image}That looks awful. And poorly done, it's just a filter. No originality, or anything.

[White Rabbit]

Here is mine. The screen isn't centered on the frog because it is on the far right of the level (but in reality, I have fooled you all by cutting and pasting a frog at the far left..hahah).

http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/6798/froghoax9dp.png

[SpybunnyCC]

nice but not really a game mode just eat insects with 1 player?:P

[Birdie]

sais who you can only eat insects :P

[LittleFreak]

Who said a hoax has to be a gamemode?

I like it WR. ;P

[Birdie]

"SpyBunny Ate it" hehe

[White Rabbit]

Ack. If you look at the dragonfly, you will see that it's not on the same level as the frog's head, which it should be. The reason for this is that the 1 is actually not fake. It's real! I managed to capture a screenshot with that strange line going across the screen without noticing it, so I decided to take advantage and put an 'x' right next to the line. :p

[Birdie]

I see...

[White Rabbit]

You don't sound convinced.

[SpybunnyCC]

who saw myne the idea:P its very high on this page

[cooba]

Won't 1.25 have "built-in Project Gamma" (no colored names for team modes)? :(Snooze learned how to code and wrote a bypasser ;(

[Pako]

If someone doesnt revive this thread... visual hoaxes would dissappear! I will make some more...
http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/9536/crashbandicoothoax9kb.png (http://imageshack.us)
I needed to revive this wonderful thread :D

[CrimiClown]

w00t! :fm:

[ThaSpaz]

Age of empires units as power-ups?
...lol.

[LittleFreak]

Haha. AOK units. xD

[SpybunnyCC]

strange one:P

[White Rabbit]

WHY NO LONGBOWMEN!? (or berserkers)

[Pako]

uuuhhh.. they were on the tileset, and i didnt found any other nice stairs... heh.

[Gizmaluke]

THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD YET!
http://www.geocities.com/gizmalukedx/gizshot

[Jerrythabest]

nice, gizzy!

[cooba]

THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD YET!I wish it would die so there wouldn't be any crappy hoaxes by certain people.

[Doubble Dutch]

Now, now; tolerate other people, then one day when you're old and senile they might not put you in a home.

[SpybunnyCC]

cooba Watch ur First post, u said Post ur own too. Soo (-).

[Ðx]

gg =D

[LittleFreak]

What's so hoaxed about that?

[Super_Jarno]

What's so hoaxed about that?
Well,the weapon bar is fake if u look very good you can see it!

[ThunderPX]

cooba Watch ur First post, u said Post ur own too. Soo (-).

BUT NOT IF THEY SUCK MASS AMOUNTS OF (-)(-)(-).

[Pako]

So? Please Cooba make a list of the people who can post hoaxes, no?

[Sonyk]

You're allowed to post hoaxes, but you need to accept the critisizm that you will recieve if they suck so as badly as some of the recent ones have, and try to get better instead of making up excuses or pretending that nobody said anything bad about it.

[Pako]

Ok, this is a source for making more hoaxes with it!
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5010/mechapakosprites9iq.png

MechaPako Sprites! You can freely use them :)
This is specifically for hoaxes, with his own weapons (Pie Missile, Green Spiked Bomb, Spiky Projectile and Blue PowerBall), but its incomplete... Well, this can be used for comics, movies, tilesets and fangames too! No credit need :) Oh, the Blue PowerBall powerball was in an hoax by DX, so credits for him. Oh, n00b, use this sprites for your hotel, kay?

[Fawriel]

DX will love you.

[CrimiClown]

*cough* Dx... Riiiiiiiight... *cough*

[Murderbeam]

Make walking Animations.
Just an idea for Pako.

EDIT: Ok.

[Pako]

i forgot something... is what ill constantly edit the sprites, adding more things like that walking animation and stuff...

[Birdie]

i do beleive your "mech" does not have an orange blob on the side i would think it should be glass

[Pako]

i do beleive your "mech" does not have an orange blob on the side i would think it should be glass
Excuse me, but that "orange blob" is to make the mech be able to fly! And what you mean with "it should be glass"?

[Doubble Dutch]

He's right you know, glass would be a definite improvement.

[Pako]

again, WHAT YOU MEAN WITH GLASS!?!? what type of glass? its to FLY!!! it can burst out fire, going up and FLYING!!! STOP WITH THE STUPID GLASS THING!!!! ok, please use the mech sprites for making hoaxes, please.

[Doubble Dutch]

Look, glass isn't that bad; its amazing what you can do with doped glassware these days; it can be conducting, pyrophoric and even allow you to fly. Don't diss glass until you've tried it.

[Jerrythabest]

that way, you can add a second player inside, with his head behind the window:)

[Pako]

Ok, ok, just post a picture of how can i change the orange ball to glass, kay? Because i dunno how to change it to glass!

[Pako]

Ok, ok! Time to let this not die!
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3098/playascrashinjj26zc.png (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=playascrashinjj26zc.png)

This screen shows Crash Bandicoot as selectable character, that would show some sort of character creator! With that creator, you would be allowed to make EWJ, Pekka etc. appear on JJ2, be playable and without tileset tricks!

[Super_Jarno]

Ok, ok! Time to let this not die!
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3098/playascrashinjj26zc.png (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=playascrashinjj26zc.png)

This screen shows Crash Bandicoot as selectable character, that would show some sort of character creator! With that creator, you would be allowed to make EWJ, Pekka etc. appear on JJ2, be playable and without tileset tricks!

Golden award goes to MissingPako with Playascrashinjj2!

[Ðx]

this thread must be at the end of 2006 more then 100 pages =)

[Grytolle]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3098/playascrashinjj26zc.pngy u didnt use pakos' hoax help things

[cooba]

*bangs his head on a table*

[Fawriel]

*kicks Cooba*
That one isn't bad. ;(

[DoubleGJ]

Agh it's badly fit right below the game logo.

[Pako]

Agh it's badly fit right below the game logo.
Because the game logo is copied and pasted, i used TSF for that, so i did needed to chage the logo :) and i deleted the Lori option copying and pasting, too.

[Jerrythabest]

And once again it is proved that crash doesnt fit JJ2, cuz e is drawn in a completely other way.

[Pako]

And once again it is proved that crash doesnt fit JJ2, cuz e is drawn in a completely other way.
Well, its supposed what it was made with a character creator. Oh, what would happen if a lot of custom characters would join a game?
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5817/dudewhatalotofcustomchars6cn.png
THIS would happen. <s>Now give me another golden award<s></s></s>

[Super_Jarno]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5817/dudewhatalotofcustomchars6cn.png
<s>Now give me another golden award<s></s></s>

And sure i do!

[LittleFreak]

The chicken doesn't have a gun either. D=

[ThunderPX]

The chicken doesn't have a gun either. D=

But according to the screenshots of the chicken game he can shoot something, though I'm not sure how.

[LittleFreak]

I think I had the game once, but I forgot almost everything about it.

[White Rabbit]

HAHA I would so like to play as that chicken in JJ2. :D

[Pako]

1.) Mario can shoot fireballs.
2.) Sonic gets a shotgun and shoots.
3.) The chicken is named Pekka, it is a ROOSTER, btw, and shoots doodles with a megaphone.

[LittleFreak]

Inaccurateness! =O

[Pako]

Hey, hey! Lets start from the start...
Everyone is supposed to be a FAN CREATED CHARACTER!!1 CANT YOU READ?!?! THEYRENT THE OFFICIAL ONES!!11 Ok, next time read better.

[CrimiClown]

I am that cute little dragon from Bubble Bobble! XD

[Birdie]

... nice.

[Violet CLM]

0 baud?

[CrimiClown]

0 baud?
It happens... ;)

[cooba]

Oh, what would happen if a lot of custom characters would join a game?Everything would be messed up since Anims.j2a is local and so are its contents.

[White Rabbit]

0 baud at BOTH ends? ;p

[cooba]

0 baud at BOTH ends? ;pLag ping.

[Pako]

Everything would be messed up since Anims.j2a is local and so are its contents.
Well, assuming what the files for each character would be separately, and what JJ2 would automatically download the one from each custom char, nope.
0 baud at BOTH ends? ;p
Because i cant fix my router. Oh, theres a little one:
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/7786/ohdudethatweirdshotsarecool3oe.png
What Devan can shoot out of his gun what we have never seen. The ones marked in red are the personally best ones :)

[Doubble Dutch]

My my, isn't it versitile. No wonder Jazz and Sonic don't get along.

[Violet CLM]

Well, assuming what the files for each character would be separately, and what JJ2 would automatically download the one from each custom char, nope.
...except those files would be about a megabyte each, and JJ2 is not the fastest download program in the world.

[snzspeed]

Well, assuming what the files for each character would be separately, and what JJ2 would automatically download the one from each custom char, nope.

Because i cant fix my router. Oh, theres a little one:
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/7786/ohdudethatweirdshotsarecool3oe.png
What Devan can shoot out of his gun what we have never seen. The ones marked in red are the personally best ones :)

:( :(

[ThunderPX]

...except those files would be about a megabyte each, and JJ2 is not the fastest download program in the world.

Obviously, a 1.25 would have improved netcode, and the ability to set a PURE flag for servers. =p

[R3ptile]

And 1.25 would have fast dedicated Linux\Windows servers as well.

[Jerrythabest]

There wont be a 1.25:confused::confused::Z;):lori::lori::lori::lor i::lori::lori::lori::lori::lori:

[R3ptile]

Don't you just hate it when random 12 years old kids with surprisingly good grammar tell you what to do?

[FQuist]

Will 1.25 also be able to make you a coffee and cook you a dinner?

[Sacrush]

Will 1.25 also be able to make you a coffee and cook you a dinner?

yes.

[White Rabbit]

It will also end world hunger and solve the ultimate question of death, the multiverse and nothing else.

[Grytolle]

Go somewhere else with those outdated "news", WR ;(

[Jerrythabest]

1.25 will.. will.. never come, so there isnt much it can do:) lol;)

[R3ptile]

1.25 will.. will.. never come, so there isnt much it can do:) lol;)
I still don't understand what makes you laugh out loud though.

[Jerrythabest]

how far we are going offtopic, and with what messages, and what FQ and WR said about 1.25

[R3ptile]

Shall we pretend we care?

[Jerrythabest]

you asked, so I answered, that is what NORMAL people do. Plz post a hoax, im bored.

[R3ptile]

Oh. "LOL". :|

[cooba]

Kindly stop spamming this thread with 1.25 discussion and whatnot.

[LittleFreak]

Yeah. The purpose of this topic is not to talk about what 1.25 could possibly do and what not, it is to make hoaxes. Hoaxes are hoaxes and don't have to be realistic as hell.

Now go make some.

[Pako]

Yeah. The purpose of this topic is not to talk about what 1.25 could possibly do and what not, it is to make hoaxes. Hoaxes are hoaxes and don't have to be realistic as hell.

Now go make some.
I heard you!

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/9063/playasjiminjj29ux.png (http://img462.imageshack.us/my.php?image=playasjiminjj29ux.png)
Actually an edited Play as Crash in JJ2, but replaced Crash with Jim. Thx to aokmaniac for the big Jim.

[UNKNOWNFILE]

Geez, rep, stop. I beg you.

[R3ptile]

I'll think about it..

Meanwhile you could keep spamming with "stop spamming plz" requests.

[White Rabbit]

Eww..you killed Lori.

[cooba]

I am actually wondering what keeps me from banning Pako from this thread.

[Pako]

I am actually wondering what keeps me from banning Pako from this thread.
BANNING ME?!? ...why?

[cooba]

Take a wild guess.

[Jerrythabest]

heres one: he makes hoaxes that are better than anyone's, and he is the ONLY one that is currently posting hoaxes AND the ONLY one who doesnt spam this. So you think, lets ban him, then we can... no, wait... this is wrong... nvm this.

[R3ptile]

he makes hoaxes that are better than anyone's
Cooba's are much better in my opinion.

[Fawriel]

Jerry is right. Except maybe about the part about Pako's hoaxes being the best.. but they definitely aren't that bad.

[Jerrythabest]

whow! That really shuts it!

[Blackraptor]

Cooba's hoaxes are indeed awesome.

[cooba]

..thank you, I guess =O.

[MSB3000]

Make your own, too! 8D

From your first post, man. You'd be going against your own rules if you banned Pako. And besides, the mods wouldn't allow it. So I hope you were just kidding when you said you'd ban him.

[cooba]

From your first post, man. You'd be going against your own rules if you banned Pako. And besides, the mods wouldn't allow it. So I hope you were just kidding when you said you'd ban him.When I said "Post your own" I have expected that most of the people would make hoaxes of about the same quality as the first one, which took me like half an hour to make with MSPaint.

[MSB3000]

This is so crap. What if he doesn't have good program to make pictures with? I doubt it, but still... It's like giving a piece of art a grade. (Not that any of these are works of art.) I thought the point was to have fun, not to give ratings.

And gee, I thought I was having fun looking at his hoaxes, but I guess not.:|

[cooba]

What if he doesn't have good program to make pictures with?I used and still am using Paint so =D.

[MSB3000]

I always wondered what MSpaint was.

[Pako]

Cooba's hoaxes are indeed awesome.
I say the same :) and yes, i use Paint, but at least i use it making pixel-by-pixel things.

[cooba]

Look, people, I'm not saying that every hoax Pako has made sucks.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7673/supermegahiperduperhoax5iz.png

Pako should just make more hoaxes like this.

[R3ptile]

Look, people, I'm not saying that every hoax Pako has made sucks.
I do, though.

[cooba]

Bad for you, then =).

[Sonyk]

What if he doesn't have good program to make pictures with?
The Gimp is free.

[Pako]

Pako should just make more hoaxes like this.
Yay! Thats what i was waiting for, constructive criticism! Well, ill do another hoax like that one, with a new weapon... the Seeker BurstBall.... and some more...

[Pako]

Heya, JJ2 fans! The result of that hoax nded being TOTALLY AWESOME!!1 Id say what is my best hoax by now... and the spaceship taken me a lot of time to do... well, ill stop talking and ill show that wonderful thing:

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3997/besthoaxever0ma.png

There the changes:
General: Showing "toasts", timed battle mode, half life, rabbits in bottles, roasted chicken on the floor, random bird with shoes shouting.
Jerry: Devan, backpack, robotic glasses (with laser sight), new shoes.
Pako: Past clone in a bottle, sunglasses, new shoes, modified gun, clothes.
Hipper: In a bottle.
Spaceship: Self explanatory.
Weapons: Letter gun, Seeker BurstBomb, spaceship fireballs.
Credits to Violet for the bird spritesheet.
The past Pako is stretched because it was originally stretched for fitting on an MSN Messenger avatar.
The spaceship was originally going to be a mech, but it was out of space.
Made 100% in MS Paint.

[FQuist]

It *is* sort of fun and has original things. I like the weirdness of the letter gun.

[Fawriel]

Holy crap!

[cooba]

Pako understood today's lesson =D

[White Rabbit]

Lol?
Heh, Pako appears twice. :p When he's in the bottle, he looks stretched out.

[Grytolle]

Oh my god! The letter gun! Now I realize how White Rabbit can spam so much >O

[White Rabbit]

I need more ammo. :(

[Jerrythabest]

I like my hot eyes!

[Pako]

I like my hot eyes!
Hot eyes?.......Do you mean your glasses with laser sight?

[ThunderPX]

That is pretty much awesome, but why is the second Pako stretched out? =p

[Grytolle]

I need more ammo. :(FA?? 3, get!!1

[Birdie]

It *is* sort of fun and has original things. I like the weirdness of the letter gun.
i remember i had a screenshot of me shooting letters :p

[Pako]

And lesson was:

Single stupid hoax<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Image FULL of hoaxes ;D

...wasnt it?

[CrimiClown]

Pako, you got it!

[WaterRabbit]

Sorry for reviving this thread, but did anyone forget about this thread?

[Pako]

Sorry for reviving this thread, but did anyone forget about this thread?
Sorry? THANKS for reviving! Lets everyone do hoaxes, please! This topic rocks, please, lets make it not die :)

[Jerrythabest]

it died.

[cooba]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG REVIVAL

[ThunderPX]

I have a cool new idea for a hoax but I don't have JJ2 on this PC D=

[Jerrythabest]

whow... this doesnt look good... does it? if that 'one user' is me, then hmm *doesnt says sorry*:(

Hoaxes plz! mayb I can make one... ill think of it:roll:

[Ðx]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8698/someanotherstupidhoax8zk.png
This thread won't die