OMG AN ART COMPETITION THAT YOU SHOULD PARTICIPATE IN IF YOU HAVE ARTISTIC ABILITY

[sAlAmAnDeR]

Yay, it's an art competition! The purpose of this competition is to draw/handcraft/model/pasturize a Mulitcolored Flying Cow for use as
1) An MSN display picture,
2) A logo for sal related products
3) a toilet paper design
(Note that the image must be acceptable for use as all three, or must be 3 seperate images each for use as one).

The winner of this contest will be rewarded with
1) knowledge of a job well done
2) A date with their favorite celebrity/supermodel/pr0nstar
3) A lifesize statue of John Lennin made entirely out of cheese, plus enough wine to go with it
4) Lunch with a liontamer and
5) any number of other possible prizes which may or may not be more ficticious than the prizes listed above.

Runners up will recieve a nobel prize in chemistry. Entries should be posted on the JCF in responce to this topic. Contest is predicted to end on October 4th, depending on the volume of entries recieved. Have fun, and get the heck to work!!!!!

[Spotty]

and we're off to a fantastic start!

[Me]

http://www.fooproducts.com/n00b/omgmulticolouredflyingcow.PNG

[Doubble Dutch]

Ah, a scribble, a stolen background and general lazyness:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/tehangelcow.jpg

[Me]

No offence, but Sal wants multicoloured flying cows, not just flying cows. Although, knowing Sal, he'll accept it because it has two colours, black and white.

[Sonyk]

But black and white are neutrals, not colors.

[White Rabbit]

I've always seen white as a combination of all colours, and black as a lack of it.
So techically, the cow has all the colours in the world combined! :D

[Doubble Dutch]

I don't do much color, I draw crappy enough as it is. Color usually makes it worse. Besides, I'm lazy.

[Spotty]

My entry :

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/2909/multicolouredflyingcow3rl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[sAlAmAnDeR]

Update:

Okay guys, here's the drill. Your entries suck. I mean they really, really suck. Your entries suck even more than a elephant with a vacuum cleaner stuck up it's trunk. So until you guys can produce at least one acceptable entry, this contest will continue. And continue. And I'm sure you don't want that. You know why you don't want that? Well, I'm not really sure I do either, but I do know that I don't want that because I want a good entry. So go and make one.

....

Please?

[sAlAmAnDeR]

Besides, think of the fantabulous prizes!

[DanYjel]

Well, I made these cows. As you can see, they rock. Absolutely. And roll.

1) An MSN display picture:
http://sweb.cz/Danyjel/MSN%20char.PNG

2) A logo for sal related products:
http://sweb.cz/Danyjel/Normal%20Cow.PNG

3) A toilet paper design:
http://sweb.cz/Danyjel/ToiletPaper.PNG

[White Rabbit]

We have a winner! :D

[JJ BBoy KS]

Hahaha! Wow those lips are really freaky looking

[FQuist]

The third picture just freaks me out..

[fire_byrd08]

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:D ASCII!!! :D

Here's the original
http://www.thedairy.org/Ticketing/happy-cow.jpg

[DanYjel]

YaY for downloading image and using "Image to ASCII" program :D :D :D

[White Rabbit]

Ew...transsexual cow nipples.
Females have nipples. Males have horns.

... :(

[DanYjel]

Luckily I made very mannish (and manic) cow.

[Tik]

3) A toilet paper design:
http://sweb.cz/Danyjel/ToiletPaper.PNGI think there is definite synergy between this design and its purpose. Good job sir.

[Doubble Dutch]

Indeed. I bow before your superior talent.

[DanYjel]

YaY :D

[FireSworD]

Still going?

Blacky and I almost have an entry ready for this.

[piet]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/icergirl/tatu/Vaca.jpg
dont worry i did not draw it ;)

[DanYjel]

Sal has forgotten us all ;'(