well, i have wierd problems.

[VashTheStampede]

first off my ps/2 and usb ports don't work.

secondly my processor fan has been making wierd noises.

thirdly (and finally) my pc has been saying there are no discs in any drives.

all i have to say to it is W- WHAAAAAAAAA??

[Alex]

err, did you recentyly major-update or reinstall your OS?

[VashTheStampede]

nope
havent changed a thing in like 6 or 7 months

[Sonyk]

I'd say to reflash your bios, but I'm probably not suited to answer this.

[Erik]

about the processor fan: hit your comp a few times, violently, that should fix the problem.
works for me anyways...

[Xobim]

Check your OS for a virus, it may help...