Need Voice actors for Animation

[n00b]

EDIT- All roles are filled. Do not request for a part at this time.
I'm doing an Animation, and I'm rather short on having the talent of Mel Blanc. In other words, I need Voice Actors.
Please post here, or PM/Email me if you can do one or more of the following-
Key: Italics mean pending, Bold means closed, normal text means open.
Narrator (Stereotypical Action Movie Trailer Variety)
Jazz
Spaz
Mafia Boss (Italian)
Random Female Civilian
Disgruntled Cop
An impression of Xzibit (I'm being extremely lineant on this)
A homeless guy (Preferably with a black voice)
Wigger Number 1
Wigger Number 2

I know this seems like alot of voices, but with the exception of the Narrator, the characters only one have one or two lines.

[Strato]

I humbly submit myself to this.

[n00b]

I humbly submit myself to this.
Great, what voices can you do?

[Birdie]

I can do some voice acting (I'am not very good at it :p), pick whatever role/roles you want me to do.

[Radium]

Guys, it would help to, like, supply him with your age and gender.

[Strato]

I'm a 17 year old dude. Anyway, it depends. Do you want an accurately high pitched Jazz or Spaz voice? If so, then I'm out.

I could do the mafia don, homeless guy, wiggers, and cop easily enough though

[n00b]

I'm a 17 year old dude. Anyway, it depends. Do you want an accurately high pitched Jazz or Spaz voice? If so, then I'm out.
While it doesn't really matter for Jazz, I'd like for Spaz to at least be a little High-pitched


I could do the mafia don, homeless guy, wiggers, and cop easily enough though

Excellent, I'll contact you with the script bits shortly.

[Risp_old]

At least one character should be voiced by Microsoft Bob.

[Birdie]

At least one character should be voiced by Microsoft Bob.
Microsoft mike*

[ThunderPX]

I have a surprisingly low voice for a 13-year-old. I could probably do the Narrator as I use a voice like that often when I'm joking around =P

Not sure about an Xzibit imitation. I can usually do those well. I'll go practise. =P

[CrimiClown]

Lookin' for a narrator? I'd volunteer, but I see that Thunda did it already...

I could always "PIMP YOUR RIDE!"... :(

[DoubleGJ]

I guess I'm good enough to voiceact Jazz. Preferably JJ2 one.

[n00b]

Odin had volunteered prior to thunder, but whether Odin does the voice or not all depends on whether he gets a better Microphone. If he doesn't, then Thunder gets the part.

[LittleFreak]

i'm a 16 year old guy. i'd like to do the random female civilian.

[Erik]

/me can do OLDSKOOL RAPPAH voices

[ThunderPX]

Oh, and I'll have to get rid of those retarded kX sound drivers my brother installed, because I unmuted everything and it still won't work.

[iCezolation]

<-- offers voice for narrator - deep voice & sound-editing experience, but I'm mostly only available on weekends ;(

[KRSplat]

I want to do Xzibit, since I <i>am</i> Xzibit.

[NovaStar]

Lol?
Anyways, I just might be able to pull the Random Female Civilian one off, depends how high pitch you want it. It doesn't help that I'm 12, but oh well =P

[Me]

Should you need an 11 year old male with a good microphone, let me know. I'm daily losing my ability to do high voices, though.

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

I kind of have a good Spaz voice... :D OH PLEASE!!!

[n00b]

Sent script bits.

The part of Jazz is still open. It only has one line, if you were wondering.

[ThunderPX]

2xGJ offered to do Jazz.

[n00b]

2xGJ offered to do Jazz.
Man what would I do if I didn't have you people picking up my slack.


Thanks for pointing that out Thunder.

All roles filled, and thus this audition-y thing is closed.

[n00b]

Erm, yeah. I still haven't received a vast majority of lines.

Since everyone who requested a part is still alive, I'm rather confused why I don't have the voice clips.

[DoubleGJ]

I need a bit of privacy here to record that line, which I still didn't get. =P

[n00b]

I need a bit of privacy here to record that line, which I still didn't get. =P
I perfectly understand in your case, but people with lines like "Aren't you going to stop those two from robbing the bank" can't really have that excuse

[KRSplat]

I sent mine.

[n00b]

I got yours. The post was more directed to people who haven't sent it.

[n00b]

Ok so far I only have KRsplat's, DoubleGJ's, and Batty Buddy's. Which means with the exception of the narrator which I haven't sent out yet (his role is merely a voice over, and requires no animating/urgency to find an VA) the majority has done nothing.

And it's been over a month.
I don't know whether to pester everyone with 5 emails and PMs each a day or to routinely bump this topic.
I'm going to lean towards the former, a month is far too long for 1-5 lines.

[Strato]

I apologize. I totally forgot about this. I'll do it ASAP. I still have the lines on my desktop.

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

If you need any replacements for anyone who for whatever reason doesn't do theirs, I have a friend who's done some voice work, AND he's a Jazz Jackrabbit fan(I got him into it, and he was rather jealous sounding when I told him about this...)
I'll PM his email if you want.

[Fawriel]

I'm still available for a few weeks, too...