(Mis)quote the poster above you!

[Puffie40]

I spotted this on the strifestrips forums. You take a quote from the poster above you, edit it, (it can be completly irrelavent to the previous post) than reply to that (edited) quote

Example:

Person 1:

Jazz Rocks

Person 2:

Jazz Sux

OMG KILL TEH HEATHEN!


And so on.

So, to start, you can quote this text:

I like cheese with pie

[Risp_old]

I like not this thread with everything
I totally agree.

...I don't really see the point of this thread.

[Birdie]

...I can't really see, the point of this thread got me in the eye.

But, I do agree with risp.

[Puffie40]

But, I don't agree with risp.

Now now, don't get in a fight...

[NovaStar]

Now now... fight, fight, fight, fight!
Not a good thing to sayyy thaaaaaat...

[Fawriel]

Not a good thing to say while drunk.
I can vouch for that.

[Xobim]

I know what you mean.

Yeah, you've got a lot of experience with that.

[Sacrush]

Yeah, I don't have any experience with life.

That's good, cause I have.

[Erik]

That's good, we share a thing in common!

Way to admit your greatest weaknesses, loser.

[Torkell]

How to admit your greatest weaknesses?

Explaing them to the spy who's in the not-quite-spy-proof death-trap is the traditional way.

[Pako]

Explaing them to FQuist is the traditional way. I really wouldn't do that.

[CrimiClown]

I really wanna do it.
Now hold on, boy, aren't you a little young for that...?

[Fawriel]

Now hold on, boy, aren't you a little young for me...?
<o>

[Puffie40]

Faw, you forgot to reply.... :P

Now hold on, boy, aren't you stealing my cookies...?

ZOMG! THE ULTIMATE CRIME

[Xobim]

ZOMG! CHOCOLATE CHIP IS MY FAVOURITE!

But they make your teeth rot!:(

[Unhit]

But they make your hair flourish!:(

That might be a good thing on the right places.

[Ninja 101]

That ointment might be a good thing on the right places.



But i'm not allergic to anything

[Torkell]

But I'm allergic to everything
Wow, that most make things difficult.

[Xobim]

Wow, that makes killing you easy.
This forum gets creepier by the minute.

[CrimiClown]

This forum gets creepier by the hour.
Now that was a lame edit! =D

[Sacrush]

I'm a lame clown! =D

So that's why everybody is weird here.

[Olsen]

So that's why I'm the only one weird here.

The only one? Hoho...

[Erik]

Another only one! Welcome to the club!

First rule of the club: you don't talk about the club.

[Sacrush]

First rule about my club: you have to be dumb to be in the club.

Dang! I can't join then.

[Olsen]

Dang my dam broke!

Wow, take it easy. It'll just flood some people.

[Sacrush]

Wow, take it easy. I just think you are the best person in the world Sacrush.

Thanx, I think you are very right about that.

[Xobim]

Thanx, I think you are being a good bootlicker. Will you kids ever learn?
<weed></weed>

[Torkell]

Will I ever learn?

As the butterflies tend to the blossoms, so enlightment tends to the unlearned.

[Risp_old]

I'm profound.
Aw, snap.

[Murderbeam]

Originally posted by Risp_old
OW! SOMEONE SNAPPED MY LEGS OFF!

Blarg, i am bored.

[Erik]

Blarg, i just gave birth.

gratz what's the baby's name

[Fawriel]

dibs on the baby
=O!

[ThunderPX]

=D!

omg paedophile

[Vegito]

omg I love you

Are you really sure about this one?

[Xobim]

I love you too!
I'm impressed...

[Torkell]

I'm disappointed...

What, were you expecting someone else?

[The Beckster]

What, you're expecting a baby?

My hair is wet from the shower.

[Olsen]

My hair is all greasy after showering.

What? Do you use oil or something?

[NovaStar]

What? Do you use honey or something?
nothxkbye!

[Xobim]

nortons are cool!
Oh come on! Everyone knows that a Y2K is much cooler!

[Alex]

Oh come on! Everyone knows that Win2K is much cooler then Vista!

nah, XP is better then both 2k AND vista!

[n0]

nah, 2k is better then both XP AND vista!

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

[Xobim]

I didn't even say it myself! D=
That makes you even more guilty!

[Hareoic]

I have quilts made of my own skin!
You're not planning on selling those, are you?

[NovaStar]

Exactly, NOBODY knows that a Y2K is much cooler!
:Z <randomhiddentext>

[Jimbob]

&lt;ZOMGtherandomretardedhiddentext! D=>
<s>What's <i>WRONG</i> with you!?!?</s>

[Risp_old]

I like to do that.
Since it's in fashion, I am quoting things people said on the first page rather then things the person above me said.

Or maybe I just misquoted Jimbob so badly he no longer even has the same name. It's for YOU to decide.

[Puffie40]

You're not planning on eating those, are you?

Oh, YUCK!:r

[Xobim]

Oh, I didn't knew pieces of glass were edible!

It is. I eat it just about every day.

[Risp_old]

I eat just about every day.
Yes, eating is important.

[Pako]

Yes, eating me is important.
What do you taste like?

[Xobim]

What is eating like?

Jaw overusage. And your tongue gets annoyed by the taste or gets bitten.

[Fawriel]

Kitten.
Oh.

[Jimbob]

Oh no.
Oh yes.

[Puffie40]

Oh yum.

Do you want fries with that?

[Jimbob]

Do you want cod with that?
Ew, no.

[Olsen]

Ew, my tounge is stuck to my skirt.

You wear a skirt?

[Risp_old]

You wear clothes?
What, are you a nudist?

[Puffie40]

What, are you a Communist?

Of course I'm not, comrade!

[Xobim]

Well send the troops, commander!
Good. And bring me a box of donuts while you're at it...

[Pako]

Good. And bring me there while you're at it...
Are you sure?

[Olsen]

You're sour?

No, SWEET and sour. Both. Zip zop zap.

[NovaStar]

Me? Sour lemon? Well duh, of course I'm a sour lemon! All lemons are sour!
You, sir, scare me.

[Jimbob]

Scare you, I will.
AAAAA. There. You happy?

[Xobim]

Ahhhh, That certainly hits the spot!
Everybody likes my pasta. And another one to prove it.

[Pako]

Everybody likes to paste me. And another one to prove it.
Paste you where?

[NovaStar]

Paste me there!
*pastes to wall* There you go! *runs off*

[Fawriel]

*runs off the wall*
Eww. Sticky.

[CrimiClown]

Eww. Sick.
Yeah, I know I shouldn't have eaten that garlic whole.

[Pako]

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have eaten that garlic (-).
Looks like you are a bit TOO hungry

[FreeFull]

Looks like you made a bit of gooiey

If he likes it...

[WerBack3>>]

Oh come on! Everyone knows that WerBack3 is much more animalized!
Man or Animal, I don't care at all!
Find the antidote underneath the dose
Man or animal, obidient-
out of control

[FreeFull]

I am Animal, I don't care at all!
Find the antidote underneath the dose
I am animal, obedient-
out of favour

What was that? You need to wear a hat.

[Pako]

What was that? I was a hat back in 1998.
Did you met Frost?

[FreeFull]

Did you were frozen?

Yea, i was frozen. I was saved by nitro-glucose.

[WerBack3>>]

Yea, i was killed. Then I become a saved by nitro-glucose zombie.

Cool! I was a zombie once too!

[Pako]

Horrible! I ate a zombie once too!
I like eating zombies. They taste like AAAAA.

[Fawriel]

AAAAA.
AAAAAH.

[Xobim]

AAAAA-Braham Lincoln!
Yeah, American politicians were much better in those days...

[WerBack3>>]

Yeah, Arab Terrorists were much better in those days...

What do you mean? They were nice and friendly?

[Pako]

You are so mean! They were cute and cuddly!
For me, they look as cute and cuddly as a possessed Furby.

[Alex]

I possess a Furby. I'm cute and fluffy too, just like *it*. see, we sing together!

:lol: I never had a Furby, they were waaaay too expensive for a bunch of electronics in a piece of fake fur too.

[Xobim]

:god: I never had a Furby, they were waaaay too explosive for a bunch of electronics in a piece of cake too.
Instead of that, you want a Jazz Jackrabbit plushie!

[Alex]

You want a Jazz Jackrabbit plushie either!?!
LIES! I want a jazz plushy!! ;)

[WerBack3>>]

Fries! I want rabbit fries right now!! ;)
And I want turtle soda!

[Pako]

And I LOVE turtle soda with some Mentos!
I like the explosive combo too!

[CrimiClown]

I like the explosive gum too!
UR HEAD A SPLODE

[WerBack3>>]

Your job will be done
Dirty Deeds- done dirt cheap!

[MoonBlazE]

Dirty Deeds- click my signature for links!
No thanks. My mother warned me about going to sites involving emotional musicians and erotica.

[Alex]

Yeah thanks. My mother warned me about going to sites involving emotional musicians and erotica, but so what? *clicks*

eehhhww!

[WerBack3>>]

eehhhww! AC/DC means Altrustic Christians Doing Charity!
I know! This is why they don't have anything erothic on the site... except the lyrics!

[Erik]

I know! This is why they don't have anything erothic on the site... except my pictures! (wink wink nudge nudge)

I certainly don't want to see them

[Xobim]

I certainly don't want any icecream.
Instead of altering "don't" into "do", I deviate.

[FreeFull]

Instead of changing "goo" into "moo", I am desperate.
You are desperate in what aspect?

[WerBack3>>]

I am angry in what aspect?
In this aspect: I am an idiot!

[Pako]

Everybody knows that I am an idiot!
You are, Werback. You are.

[Alex]

I am an idiot!

(-), I really can't misquote this one :P

[Pako]

(-), misquoted the wrong one! :P
Be faster next time!

[Xobim]

Be alive next time!
Er, that just doesn't make any sense...

[Alex]

You nose that it makes sense...
haha, you never saw that comming :P

[Xobim]

haha, you never saw that coming :P
Haha, typo! XD
Yet I didn't saw it coming...

[Pako]

Ha ha, the saw is coming!
What are you exactly talking about? :/

[FreeFull]

You know exactly what that fry is talking about.

He understands fry languange?

[Xobim]

He works for Grisoft?
I don't call him a programmer type...

[JJ BBoy KS]

I'm into programming...

That's what SHE said. :7

[FreeLance]

FreeLance made up a thread like this a long time ago at another board he used to post on. If it existed before then, he's sure it must have but he had no knowledge of it when he dreamed the idea up. He now realises that it's actually kind of boring but, oh well.

That's all so true.

[Pako]

That's a big truck.
I just see a series of tubes.

[Xobim]

I just see a series of (-).
Naughty boy! Wipe that smile of your face!

[Anubis]

I'm a naugty boy! Wipe my face!

[Pako]

<tag></tag>
?<tag></tag>

[FreeFull]

Macaroni cheese?

Maybe...

[Xobim]

I asked for a cup of coffee...
Hot chocolate is better.

[Anubis]

Hot chocolate is better.

Hot chicks are better.

[DoubleGJ]

Fat chicks are better.
YOUR MOM IS FAT D: D: D:

[Pako]

YOUR MOM IS SEXY :D :D :D8D 8D 8D
My mom is more sexy :D8D

OffTopic: OMG! The 8 D smiley is broken! 8D

[GoldRabbit]

My mom is more sexy :D8D
Your dad is more fat than a sucker tube }> :eek:

[Nightwolf]

Your dad is more fat than you

That is right,but in time...

[Puffie40]

That is right,but the fridge is mine...

...So I can't store beer in it?

[Xobim]

...So I can't store my corpses in it?
Why not use them as ingredients in Bob the evil iguana's casserole?

[IconGuy]

:confused: ?

Whats u point?:r

[Heretic Bunny]

I'm pointy?

That must make love difficult.

[Pako]

(-) must be difficult.
Not really... :rolleyes:

[Doubble Dutch]

really...

I swear it's true!

[Xobim]

I want a medium popcorn!
You want to be in a cop porn???:confused:

[IconGuy]

I'd like to (-) (-) a (-) and (-) like (-) (-) on (-) (-) :!

:r
:eek:
:r
:eek:
:mad:
:eek:
:mad:
:eek:
:confused:
:eek:
:confused:
:eek:
:r
:lori:

[DoubleGJ]

:god:
ah how nice

[Heretic Bunny]

Oh... thats not nice

Are you saying im mean? Wah.

[Pako]

I mean, I'm Wahrio! Fear mah!
Can I steal your <s>rocket launcher</s> firecracker launcher?

[DoubleGJ]

Can I steal your <s>pajamas</s> toilet paper?
nooooooooo I need it so badly :(

[IconGuy]

Lets sing!!!!: 'I beleve in miracles.. WERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM!?!?!?'
You ugly thing oh ugly *boom* ~~FEW YEARS LATER~~ 'You agin? I need it (killing you) so badly!

Dude you gut issues :(

[NovaStar]

Dude I have gut issues :(

I'm trying to eat my dinner >o

[Pako]

I'm trying to teach my dinner what's the meaning of the ">O" smilie >o
Now that's a smart dinner.

[NovaStar]

Now that's a smart diner.

Indeed.

[Grytolle]

Now that's a smart sinner.I'm tired

[IconGuy]

I'm the Sphaggetti Monster


That religon realy effected you. >O.

[Heretic Bunny]

I ate religon. :).

Well, there goes away most of humanity's troubles.

[Pako]

Well, there go away my pants.
I can´t wait to see your underwear.

[DoubleGJ]

I can´t wait to see your inners.
ewwww

[Xobim]

Mew!
Pokemon?!?! Is that disease spreading again?!

[Heretic Bunny]

I caught the spreading disease called Pokemon!!!

Quick! Quarantine the area, and shoot Xobim repeatedly!

[IconGuy]

Quick! Quarantine the area, and shoot me repeatedly!

Okays. *BOOM *BANG* SHOOTS*.

Are you dead yet?:-)

[Xobim]

Okays. *BOOM *BANG* SHOOTS*.
Am I funny this time?:-)
That's a rhetorical question.

[FreeFull]

That's a hard-to-answer question.

The answer to the question if something or someone are funny is easy to do although the criteria are not definable. The choice is obvious to most people but sometimes its hard to do or impossible.

[IconGuy]

:+

Lol.:+

[DoubleGJ]

Laughter is an expression or appearance of merriment or amusement. Laughter is a sound that can be heard. It may ensue (as a physiological reaction) from jokes, tickling and other stimuli. Inhaling nitrous oxide can also induce laughter; other drugs, such as cannabis, can also induce episodes of strong laughter. Strong laughter can sometimes bring an onset of tears or even moderate muscular pain as a physical response to the act. Laughter can also be a response to physical touch, such as tickling, or even to moderate pain such as pressure on the ulnar nerve ("funny bone").
wow, that was enlightening

[Heretic Bunny]

wow, i burnt my hand on a lighter

That was intelligent of you.

[VashTheStampede]

That was ignorant of you.

my, my, pumpkin pie.. that was rude.

[Xobim]

my, my, pumpkin pie.. I'm about to die!
You sound like Batty Buddy...

[IconGuy]

*sound test*

You sound like Batty Buddy...
Thank you!:-)

[Pako]

(-) you!:mad:

That was rather un-nice of you.

[Xobim]

That was a rather rich experience.
Then school must be an even richer experience!

[VashTheStampede]

Then school must be a complete waste of time!

wow xobim.


you are an idiot then.

[MoonBlazE]

aloha xobim.


do you want to marry me?
Can I be your bridesmaid, sew your dress out of my torn socks and throw popcorn instead of rice?

[Pako]

Can I be your killer, rip your guts out with my torn hands and throw blood instead of rice?
Ewwww. :(

[Doubble Dutch]

Originally Posted by Pako
Burn them! Burn them all! Make them all suffer! Purify the wicked with the flame of righteousness!

Ummmn, you're not the usual voice...

[FreeFull]

Ummmn, custard is not the usual voice...

I agree, pie is more usual voice.

[Xobim]

I agree, pie is nothing compared to cake.
You just chose the wrong religion. Cake god doesnt want those kind of people on his lands. BURN

[purplesheep]

ICH HABE ES GEMACHT, ZU LACHEN UND UM ETWAS DRAMA ZU ERBAUEN

HEIL.

i mean.. you fiend!

[Dermo]

HEIL.

i mean.. my friend

don't quote me on that

[Torkell]

do quote me on that

You have been QUOTE'D! Have a nide day.

[cooba]

Have a nude day.interesting <img src="http://forum.explosm.net/images/smilies/indiffheya.gif" />

[purplesheep]

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical

BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

[Doubble Dutch]

I've always found myself to be irresistably attracted to cacti

I know, phallic aren't they?

[Xobim]

I know, I know, never use cinnamon to light a barbeque... Naughty, naughty girl!

[Heretic Bunny]

Naughty, naughty puppy that peed on my computer!

Don't you hate it when that happens?

[FreeFull]

Don't you love it when hacking happens?

Hacking in the meaning of changing code of open-source software...

[n0]

blahblahblah LINUX blahblahblah

Right. You do that.

[purplesheep]

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

oh lawd did i miss out on some pr0ns?

[Xobim]

oh lawd did I just delete my pr0ns?
You mean those 2KB animated .gif images? Sure, but I don't call that a loss...

[Dermo]

You mean those 20000000000000TB animated .gif images? man, that was a huge loss...

You people need boyfriends (crossout) girlfriends

[FreeFull]

You people need <s>boyfriends</s>
/ <s>girlfriends</s> / chickens

I want a pet chicken (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Chikies_17apr06.jpg)!

[Xobim]

I want a bed!
Got bankrupt again???

[Dermo]

Robbed a bank again???

O_O You're going to jail!

[Doubble Dutch]

Yeah, so I'm not really a doctor, got my diploma on the net.

(-), you too?

[FreeFull]

(-) you too!

*Runs away*

[Heretic Bunny]

*Runs in circles*

Ahhhh! He's insane! He was probably bitten by a rabid Spaz or something.

[Xobim]

Ahhhh! Who stole my SHOES!?!?!
The rabid Spaz. doh.

[Doubble Dutch]

<Insert witty misquotation here>

Hahaha, that's funny.

[IconGuy]

IconGuy is not funny.

Nonesense.

[DoubleGJ]

This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Madness?
THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[FreeFull]

Madness?
THIS
IS
MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!

Read too much VGcats?

[IconGuy]

h...lol?

When this page 10 cam from?!?!
MADNESS

I eat too much cats!

Great! less evil in the world.....muhahaha....

[Dermo]

evil kills ppl evil is live spelled backwards =P

[IconGuy]

P= Sdrawkcab delleps evil si live

So (-) tru. }>

[Dermo]

Screw you!

Sorry I don't fly that way. I'd rather not.

Side Note: That last post that I made I made on my PSP so sorry it was so sloppy.

[Doubble Dutch]

Sorry I have a right handed thread, any screwing would just make a sloppy job in PSP.

Dam carpentry.

[FreeFull]

Car pets! Who wants carpets!?

I want a carpet and a car pet.

[Xobim]

I want a carpet and a car pet.
Wrap your car pet in the carpet and drive over it with your car a few times. Should bring some nice red colouring to your carpet.

[Dermo]

[QUOTE=Xobim;408873Put your pet on a magic carpet and watch it fly away![/QUOTE]

But the cat came back the very next day!

[IconGuy]

But the very cat day will be next to my car!

Yes, thats the Cat Days point. Being near cars.

Wait, wut Dog Day is agin?

[Dermo]

sup dawg

nothin much cuz!

[Xobim]

nothin much cuz im st00ned!

Hey! Gimme my nose back!!!

[Dermo]

Drmoo knows all

Indeed, correct, you are.

[IconGuy]

Drmoo knows best


Cant wait til its on the big screen.

[Dermo]

Drmoo is a friggin noob from what i've seen in servers on my computer screen.

As are you too

[Xobim]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Free me from the surrounding brightness, where every entity can see my grief, my pain, my need. Lower me in my dark liquid, to heal, to find the warmth again, so I can bear the staring eyes in the brightness once more.

[Dermo]

*ranting incoherently*

I'm sorry come again?

[FreeFull]

Mr. Smorry came again

What? Where?

[Dermo]

Wah!

it's ok! don't cry!

[FreeFull]

I cry!

Its ok, its alright, no need to cry tonight.

[Dermo]

Wrinkles show where tears have been.

You must be a laughing riot.

[Xobim]

Let's riot and and take over the government!!!
You go do that, kiddo.

[Pako]

You got that kiddo?
No, it's IconGuy's.

[Dermo]

IconGuy's a friggin retard!

agreed!

[Xobim]

I smoke weed!
Cool, but iconguy is still retarded!!!1

[Dermo]

IconGuy's cool i'm the retarded one

nah i say iconguy's the retarded one...

[Doubble Dutch]

Bah I'll pay iconguy's retarded son.

Man, I need to sleep more.

[FreeFull]

Man, I need more sheep.

I know where to get the best sheep with best wool, meat and milk.

[Speeza]

People have got much more serious problems than me ):

Oh really then im the biggest 8-ball on this street

[Xobim]

Oh really then im the biggest basketball on the street
No comment...

[Pako]

I object!
Why didn't you use the PW objection?

[Speeza]

Why didn't you use the Porn injection?

lol you should of took your poem injection

[Dermo]

lol you should remember to drink your oval tine and inject your heroin

Uh well...I...Well...No comment.

[FreeFull]

I have to comment on this!

Do it, then.

[Xobim]

Just do it!.
Got a nike + iPod?

[Dermo]

Nikes now come with built in Ipods!

I wonder how much that thing costs O_O

[Pako]

I wonder how much O_Os cost that thing
Probably 1337.

[FreeFull]

I'm 1337 haxor

No you're not.

[Odin]

I LOEV BUTTER NOM NOM NOM

3chars

[Xobim]

Ibought3chairs
There is a button called a spacebar, you know...

[DoubleGJ]

my name is Ophelia and I came from the depths of outer space to steal your underwear while you're taking shower
that's so nice of you

[FreeFull]

Oh no! Mice!

Where? My tomcat is hungry.

[VashTheStampede]

oh god! my cat ate my mouse, it's hard to use my pc now.


well that's just dandy.

[DoubleGJ]

well that's just my daddy.
I think I missed something

[FreeFull]

Lets throw it. Ups, I missed.

Great, now you are known as the greatest vandal. Destroying presidents car...

[Murderbeam]

Great, now I are known as the Worstest Spellar. Destroying My car...

You IDIOT.

[FreeFull]

I'm an idiot.

Hello there.

[Vegito]

Hello here.

hello to you too here.

[IconGuy]

hello.

Hu. Hello there. Hi .Hello. Hio. Bye.


:confused:

[Murderbeam]

HooHaaHeeHooHeeHaaHoo! Laughing Gas!!! HooHaaHeeHaaHoo...


What's so Funny?

[IconGuy]

What's so Funny?

The Laughing Gas, Genius

[Jimbob]

The Laughing, genius, I have gas
Oh, that is just SO wrong!

[Dermo]

Oh, your fat momma where's a BIG THONG!

How would you know?

[Jimbob]

Why would I not?
I never knew you wore a thong!

[NovaStar]

I'm wearing a thong!

*screams*

[Dermo]

*mom screams*

I guess she's not wearing a thong anymore

[Jimbob]

My mom is your mom!
Wait <i>what??</i>

[Dermo]

We keep on waiting, but for what??

Your mom. She's running late again.

[Murderbeam]

Oh, I'm late for work again.


Better get Going.

[Dermo]

Lets get this party goin.

Why wasn't I invited?

[Jimbob]

Why was I banned from the party?

your dog begged for food too much :(

[NovaStar]

my mom begged for food too much :(
beggar

[Dermo]

grrrr

what's got your pants in a bind?

[DoubleGJ]

what's got your parts in a bird?
the answer is Frankenduck

[Pako]

the answer is in Fawriel's duck

Wit, Faw has a duck?

[IconGuy]

Wait, Faw is a private dick?

Directly from your favorite old movie :-)





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Did the filter die?

[Pako]

Directed during an odd move :-)





edit:

Did I dye the filters?

What an odd storyline twist.

[DoubleGJ]

Whack a node store in a twist.
kowabunga!

[Dermo]

cut her tong off

What did she ever do to you?

[Eigus]

What did the server do to you?

it banned me ;(