Political leanings

[Doubble Dutch]

I thought it was about time I did something annoying, so here goes:

What do you think Jazz et al's political stances are? Would Jazz support Bush (Since his attitude is steal what you can't blow up.) or maybe Osama (Since he himself was a mercenary.) Would devan be a rightwinger? Or perhaps a Saddam fan? Would Lori vote for Hillary? What do you think?

We now return you to your regular broadcast.

[DoubleGJ]

They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

[Sasik]

rofl @ 2xGJ ;P

[Xobim]

Jazz is a hero, so he has to be extremely caring for the poor and the weak. Left will probably be his side, looking at the stereotypes...

[Radium]

http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/newSpazImages/spaz.gif http://www.military-graphics.com/HAMMER-SICKLE-STAR.png

color schemes never lie

[Violet CLM]

Jazz is a hero, so he has to be extremely caring for the poor and the weak. Left will probably be his side, looking at the stereotypes...
Have you <i>read</i> the JJ1 comic?

[cooba]

They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".hahahahah

[FreeLance]

Osama was a mercenary? Why would Jazz align himself with taliban extremists?!

Jazz would be a total lefty, through and through!

[P¼ul]

They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

++ GJ olo

[Heretic Bunny]

Like all good animated characters, Jazz's opinion of politics would be: Extremly Uncomfortable. Generally they don't like showing their political standpoint unless some of their die hard fans start hang themselves because he does/doesn't blast certain people with his gun.

One thing for sure is he isn't a Pat Robertson kinda guy. Jesus was a human! But then again he has been in hell for a bit. But then again it could just be the Bunny Bible's (or the Turtle Torah? Whatever) hell. But then again it could just be a hot hole in the ground. But then again...

[KRSplat]

Jazz would be an anarchist: every man for himself. He's no hero; he just did it for the money. And Eva.

I don't know what Spaz's political views would be, but I'm sure that no matter what, they would be as radical as can be.

Lori would be a neo-conservative. She likes kicking butt. Also, neo-conservatives are hot?

[EvilMike]

Jazz kills without discrimination. In JJ1 he even killed babies (those little turtles). Obviously he's a menace to society. If he was involved in politics, he would be a genocidal dictator.

[Anaiyu]

http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/newSpazImages/spaz.gif http://www.military-graphics.com/HAMMER-SICKLE-STAR.png

color schemes never lie

Does that mean Jazz is associated with the Green Party?

[EvilMike]

Does that mean Jazz is associated with the Green Party?

it means he is a radical islamist

[DoubleGJ]

truth uncovered

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9642/jarekjackrabbit2ds5.jpg

[Doubble Dutch]

Originally Posted by DoubleGJ View Post
They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

I don't get this at all.

[cooba]

I don't get this at all.Figured as much.

[Anaiyu]

it means he is a radical islamist

what?

[FreeLance]

what?

Green is the colour of Islam.
In light of the Spaz=Commie concept, perhaps Jazz would be well aligned with Osama.

[EvilMike]

truth uncovered

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9642/jarekjackrabbit2ds5.jpg

I dont know who these people are but they look european so they are probably bad people

[FQuist]

Green is the colour of Islam.
In light of the Spaz=Commie concept, perhaps Jazz would be well aligned with Osama.
One of Osama's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_Bin_Laden#Jihad_in_Afghanistan">earliest actions</a> was to fight against the Soviet Union in Afghanistan... but wouldn't Jazz and Spaz be more or less on the same side?

[FreeLance]

You would think so - wouldn't you?

[n00b]

I like to of Jazz and Spaz as hip-hop sitcom stars with no interest in politics at all
<img src="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/e/f/6ef09dfda219b8313d5c39b4773580be.png" width=320 height=352>

[Ninja 101]

Devan-T.U.O.T.D
The
Union
Of
Total
Despots!

[Fawriel]

Someone explain 2xGJ's brilliant joke plz

Also, anarchist sounds about right. He's a lone wolf and a one-man-army. Ironically, he becomes a prince. Hmm.

[FreeLance]

The picture, or the text?
If you google it, Balcerowicz returns a bunch of stuff on some Polish economist - what this has to do with Jazz's political leanings I couldn't imagine, so maybe it's not referencing the same Balcerowicz.
As for the picture, I can only imagine it's some obscure European political joke. ;)

[DoubleGJ]

Balcerowicz - ex-president of National Bank of Poland

and the two guys on the edited picture are Polish president Lech Kaczyński and his twin brother, Polish premier Jarosław (which is shortly Jarek) Kaczyński.

[Tik]

Balcerowicz - ex-president of National Bank of Poland

and the two guys on the edited picture are Polish president Lech Kaczyński and his twin brother, Polish premier Jarosław (which is shortly Jarek) Kaczyński.Now it's funny!

[Trafton]

Now it's funny!

You'd get it if you read <i>The Economist</i> this month. :roll:

[Doubble Dutch]

The Ecconomist is so full of idiocy I'm amazed it's still in publication. (Well actually, no, I'm not.)

I'd say Spaz and Jazz would be united against capitalism, or at least the west. (Probbably Eva's position oddly enough.)

[Ninja 101]

Anyone seen that Monty Python sketch with 'Crelm toothpaste'? With the 'American defence once again shows it's effectiveness against international communism. Which is why 9 out of 10 small countries choose American defence. Or Crelm toothpaste'

[n0]

I don't actually have anything relevant to add to this thread, but every time I see it I think I saw "Political Lemmings."

[Ninja 101]

Aha.
Anything else to add Nemo?
(latin. Thanks Jules Verne)

[Heretic Bunny]

I don't actually have anything relevant to add to this thread, but every time I see it I think I saw "Political Lemmings."

Oh yes, those singleminded, suicidal Lemmings. Lemmings must obviously be terrorists of some sort, they blow themselves up even if you just tell them to!


On a completely unrelated topic, why do you have this :god: thing? It's very hard to read, and why is it here?

[FreeLance]

Because he so totally does. :god:

[Heretic Bunny]

I say NAY! Budda rocks, or better yet, the Flying Spahgetti Monster. Hmm... maybe Jazz is a Pastafarian for no good reason.

[Doubble Dutch]

Pfft, pastafarians, what nonsense. I'm a reformed omnian myself.

[FreeLance]

I say NAY! Budda rocks, or better yet, the Flying Spahgetti Monster. Hmm... maybe Jazz is a Pastafarian for no good reason.

*Buddha

[Doubble Dutch]

Nobody ever bothers with silent letters anymore.

[Heretic Bunny]

Im reviving a dead thread! Yay!

Spaz looks like the kinda guy that wouldnt give a crap about any politics. Too busy bouncing off of walls and shooting things.