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n00b
Jun 27, 2007, 07:07 PM
Some of us may of wondered, why did Devan end up so evil? We know why he despises rabbits, but there are many nicer ways to express dislike than attempting to enslave a planet. He has also been described as "hideously dorky", could insults as a kid led to his eventual mental state?
I don't believe so.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have stumbled upon an earth-shattering piece of information, so secret it is banned in America and Europe.

My fellow Jazz Fans, Devan is evil because as a child he was... a nazi.

Need proof? There is photographic evidence right here:
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/WinampPiming/nazidevan.png
Need even more proof? In the cartoon, the young turtle is referred to by his commander as "SCHIEL!" or however you spell a stereotypical german accent saying "Shell". Which as we all know is Devan's last name.

The brothers Warner may have tried to hide the secret of Devan's past, but thanks to YouTube and punks who decide stuff shouldn't be banned (or that it's just funny because Bugs and Daffy fighting nazis!!) the truth has been revealed.
TheKax
Jun 28, 2007, 12:45 AM
Wow! So that's how it is!
That tortoise in the picture looks like Devan, albeit bit younger.

I have to write about this to the Daily Rabbitnews!
Go to Rabbitnews:
http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showthread.php?t=16522
Xobim
Jun 28, 2007, 04:13 AM
Noob, you know that the government will try to hunt you down after revealing this, don't you?
DoubleGJ
Jun 28, 2007, 04:53 AM
It's Dark Shell, not Devan Shell! Don't you recognise the helmet?
sonicnathan 1
Jun 28, 2007, 08:27 AM
The truth has been revealed. Now the government will hunt you down. WOW. What a great find.
TheKax
Jun 29, 2007, 05:32 AM
Oops...

I'm stupid...
I replied that n00bs message to the Daily Rabbitnews, and also added info.
I also said that we're looking for nifo about the Caterpillar, so I think they must me be also hunting me... BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! (gunfire, to be continued...)
sonicnathan 1
Jun 29, 2007, 06:11 AM
uh ow. MAn I'm going to lock my door and chain up my windows! Now that we know the government will be after all of us!
Doubble Dutch
Jun 29, 2007, 08:03 AM
All of you maybe, I get by by not being important enough to waste valuable bullets on.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/7c/Nazi-turtle.jpg/180px-Nazi-turtle.jpg
MoonBlazE
Jun 29, 2007, 12:00 PM
All of you maybe, I get by by not being important enough to waste valuable bullets on.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/7c/Nazi-turtle.jpg/180px-Nazi-turtle.jpg

Gasp.

Bad usage of photoshop! Crime!
sonicnathan 1
Jun 29, 2007, 01:34 PM
Gasp.

Bad usage of photoshop! Crime!

I have no clue what you mean. Looks like it's time to get my AK-47 out.
Dermo
Jun 29, 2007, 04:38 PM
God next thing you know this forum will be spammed by pictures of turtles in KKK hats and other weird stuff.
Doubble Dutch
Jun 29, 2007, 08:34 PM
How did you know about those?
MoonBlazE
Jun 30, 2007, 03:15 AM
How did you know about those?

The cows told him.
Nonomu198
Jul 1, 2007, 07:53 AM
...thats not Devan. And I dont think the nazis even heard of Carottus.

He is an emo homophob. Duh. He cant live with himself. He kills rabbits.
Pako
Jul 1, 2007, 08:44 AM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/7c/Nazi-turtle.jpg/180px-Nazi-turtle.jpg
Hidden by technical difficulties... the scary truth about Koopa Troopas! (That white thing in the Koopa's shell wasn't the light ;))
Dermo
Jul 1, 2007, 08:56 PM
...thats not Devan. And I dont think the nazis even heard of Carottus.

He is an emo homophob. Duh. He cant live with himself. He kills rabbits.

I thought you were talking about me for a moment there. God devan is an evil emo homophob.
Doubble Dutch
Jul 1, 2007, 09:56 PM
He is an emo homophob.

He'd be right at home on the JCF then.
Puffie40
Jul 1, 2007, 11:07 PM
Ah geez! I remember that cartoon too!
Valco
Jul 10, 2007, 07:51 AM
That's dark shell. He's just a mindless Devan imposter!
Speeza
Jul 10, 2007, 08:39 AM
can we please forget about dark shell . he sucks , devan all the way

Thank god that commer is between sucks and devan :P
DoubleGJ
Jul 11, 2007, 04:49 AM
can we please forget about dark shell . he sucks , devan all the way
blah blah blah
I'm still sure it's Dark
ThunderPX
Jul 11, 2007, 07:18 AM
I think you're all taking this way too seriously.
n00b
Jul 11, 2007, 08:23 AM
I think you're just not having enough fun and taking us way too seriously.
ThunderPX
Jul 12, 2007, 04:51 AM
I think you're just not having enough fun and taking us way too seriously.

I would post a witty reply but I'd probably be edited again.