You just know you've played JJ2 too much

[R3ptile]

..when you beat the 2nd level of THE ULTIMATE TEST at the first try.

:rolleyes:

[Cpp]

You can never play JJ2 too much.

[Pako]

When you go to Africa and wonder where are the collectible bananas.

[n00b]

When you're afraid to go to the beach due to crab infestation

[Stijn]

When you keep running into walls hoping to find a secret passage to a room full of food and TV's

[Nonomu198]

When you train huge parrots to use a machine gun and be your bodyguards, killing all of your enemies that are dumb enough to get near you, but the parrots keep run when you are hit.

[Superjazz]

When you attempt to open boxes by buttstomping.

[Birdie]

When you play jj2.

[SPAZ18]

When you try to run into walls and hope they break.

[Caffne]

When you get high after eating 100 snacks.

[Vegito]

When you try to sniff caterpillars to get dizzy.

[Yasco]

When you try to grab a cat's tail, hoping it will take you into the air.

[CrimiClown]

When you eat carrots.


...what?

[DoubleGJ]

When you attemp to break warning signs with flying kicks and uppercuts.

[BattleSpaz]

When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.

[Grytolle]

When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.Purely fictive scenario.

[Violet CLM]

You look at pretty much anything of beauty, be it natural or anthropic, and consider how it could be made into a tile-set; what the basic 32x32 squares are, how many palette lines it would take, how many layers, what perspective would be appropriate, etc.

[Speeza]

when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.

[KRSplat]

when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.

No, I think that means you're insane.

[Pako]

When you complete the level "You can't shout in outer space" five times. With your feet. With closed eyes. And unlocking the secret ending.

[Heretic Bunny]

-When you are completely incapable of walking around objects or opening doors, thus forcing you to jump really high and get over them.

-When you join this forum

-When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem.

[Nonomu198]

1) When you make a "Save The Turtles" level, aginst Jazz Spazz and Lori's turtle hunt, then host it 24/7 on both TSF and 1.23, allweys online and making tours about the poor turtle sprites in the game, 9 hour long tours of course.

2) When you buy a rabbit and a turtle\bat\every other enemy in the game, give the rabbit a gun, connect the rabbit to a keyboard, and command it to kill the evil monster.

-When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem.

That means you have played too many ALMOST EVERY 2D ACTION GAME IN ZE WORLD.

[Speeza]

No, I think that means you're insane.

oh crap !

[Violet CLM]

That means you have played too many ALMOST EVERY 2D ACTION GAME IN ZE WORLD.

Not including JJA! :D

[PhAyzoN]

when you and your friend attempt to wallclimb...















and succeed.

[NovaStar]

When you make threads like these >(

[rionaam]

When you READ (or even REPLY in) threads like these

[Grytolle]

That makes no sense, rionaam. If you played too much jj2, you wouldn't have time to reply here

[Xobim]

You know you've played JJ2 too much when you freeze if you touch an hourglass.

[Pako]

When you shower and wonder why the lights haven't gone out.

[Nonomu198]

When you waer a backpack.



wait

[Unhit]

when you cant read your text in irc because your screen resolution is suddenly so high (!)

[blurredd]

When you prefix everything you type on IRC and MSN with an extra t.

[Jimbob]

(LOL I did that a few times, blame me :()
...when you have JJ2 open if you're viewing this thread. (D:<hi>)

[Aeris]

When you hear the number two and automatically think “Bouncers!”
That has happened to me...

[Xobim]

When you can shoot yourself upwards with a rocketlauncher.

[Pako]

When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".

[DoubleGJ]

When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".
that would look pretty awesome

[Krinya]

When you shout in a server: "YAY I KILLED AN ENEMY AND NOW JUST 998 MORE TO WIN!"

[Grytolle]

that means you've only gotten two petty roasts in a public server
i'd say that means you have played too little jj2

[-mo93-]

1.:When i have 1500 roasts
2.:When i have 1500 flaggs
3.:When i have 100000000000 diamonds

[Nonomu198]

In total? Cuz that's not high.

[Jimbob]

When you go on youtube and search anything with a prefix of t.

[R3ptile]

When you shout in a server: "YAY I KILLED AN ENEMY AND NOW JUST 998 MORE TO WIN!"
lol, this actually lets you know you're n00b

[White Rabbit]

...when you keep tapping your little finger in the air, no matter where you are, to alternate between running and walking...or the middle finger so you're always armed with seekers. I did this all the time, and only recently stopped.

When you prefix everything you type on IRC and MSN with an extra t.
I managed to stop doing that too. :D

[Raven aka StL]

I've been doing that a lot for a long, long time.

[-mo93-]

When you eat carrots, if a turtle touchs you
When you try to jump twice in the air

In total? Cuz that's not high.

In one game! Not in total...

[Nonomu198]

When you eat carrots, if a turtle touchs you

No, that's normal. Sorta. Except the touching turtle thing.

[sonicnathan 1]

When you think killing turtles, cats ect with get you points for the next big high score and when you think you see 100 flying up into the air when you kill something.

When you think killing your boss will get you 2000 points and when you think your boss has missile launchers, chains ect.

[KRSplat]

When you try to jump twice in the air

I actually tried all of Jazz, Spaz, and Lori's special moves when I was little :)

(all of them worked)

[-mo93-]

I actually tried all of Jazz, Spaz, and Lori's special moves when I was little :)

(all of them worked)

hmm. I tried, too. But how can you jump, if you are in the air ?!

[n00b]

Spaz's sidekick has also always struck me as impossible. I do however, on occasion, use my mustache as a copter.

[R3ptile]

I do however, on occasion, use my mustache as a copter.
i bet you would use your (-)(-)(-)(-) as a blaster

(c) Shaney

[shaney]

Spaz's sidekick has also always struck me as impossible. I do however, on occasion, use my mustache as a copter.

well yeah rep but i also believe his Rearend is the way he uses the flamethrower


BTW the sidekick isnt that impossible it can be done but ur to afraid to put a trampoline on its side and then just jump against it

R3ptile: ok he's totally owned now
R3ptile: :D

yep you are officially pwned

[n00b]

Mustache Copter = Seussnian absurdist humor
Using hip-level body parts as weapons = "Epic Movie" level humor

Come on guys, you weren't even close to hilarious mocking. Try harder.


EDIT- I dont see how a trampoline comes into this. The move starts from crouching down and then having enough force to launch oneself in a midair kicking position over a long distance. Also, I have been told that I have been "officially owned: by people over the past year when all they've done was basically quote an 11 year old on halo. Consider me old fashioned, but doesn't owning mean to make a fool of the other person and not yourself?

[shaney]

[Mustache Copter = Seussnian absurdist humor
Using hip-level body parts as weapons = "Epic Movie" level humor

Come on guys, you weren't even close to hilarious mocking. Try harder.


EDIT- I dont see how a trampoline comes into this. The move starts from crouching down and then having enough force to launch oneself in a midair kicking position over a long distance. Also, I have been told that I have been "officially owned: by people over the past year when all they've done was basically quote an 11 year old on halo. Consider me old fashioned, but doesn't owning mean to make a fool of the other person and not yourself?


man oh man , ooh i will try harder just wait and see ,


i believe i want to see u in a new game called , pwn the noob ,

rule one doesnt matter how hard u do if u just get a laugh from it its cool

rule 2 keep trying laugh harder

rule 3 i think you just played jazzjackrabit to mutch so this game is better



then put some hidden wheels on ur side and a hidden rocket in your Rearend that will give the thrust to do a sidekick , Pwned , btw i pwn u , not my self, i allways have a way to defend my self , i am legendary in it believe me ,

[Grytolle]

imho touching turtles is kind of gross

[shaney]

imho touching turtles is kind of gross

yep GG gry


drinking some carrotade and then think with ur head to swap players and forget to type that should be a sucky situation

[DoubleGJ]

avoiding touching turtles is plausible, however stomping on them is a bit too far

[n00b]

What do we think about shooting turtles?

[shaney]

avoiding touching turtles is plausible, however stomping on them is a bit too far


man oh man , omg i just dont get u , void touching turtles , u got to se it in my way


The Touching turtle

there once was a turtle that wanted to touch
he couldnt do it cause on this forum its just too much
as lame as he was he still tried
later this day the touching turtle was fried

What do we think about shooting turtles?

man noob that would be cruel

[Nonomu198]

What about lizards, can we burn them?

[KRSplat]

What about floating suckers? Can we genetically engineer them?

[Raven aka StL]

Float suckers have become overused over the years.
SP levels, then again, have not.

[DarkSonic]

.. When you say levelnames like MULCH in real life.
When you talk about JJ2 on a school with only 2 JJ2 players.

[Nonomu198]

2 JJ2 players in one school? AWESOME

[DoubleGJ]

when you write songs about Jazz Jackrabbit

I could use a break now

[Sacrush]

... when you play JJ2.

[DoubleGJ]

When you play jj2.
... when you play JJ2.
read before you write!

[Pako]

When you glue a green towel to your body, grab an electric driller and shout HEY COME ON LETS GO.

[Sacrush]

Birdie you thief!:mad:

[Pako]

Birdie you thief!:mad:

More like the other way around, the thief is DoubleGJ.

[Xobim]

.. When you say levelnames like MULCH in real life.
When you talk about JJ2 on a school with only 2 JJ2 players.
When you are the only real JJ2 player at your school and annoy the hell out of your friends by mentioning the name now and then...:P

[KRSplat]

When you say "t" before every sentence in real life.

[Raven aka StL]

Dunno 'bout that, but in msn and sth like that I sometimes do it.

[R3ptile]

..when you proclaim to have been in the community ever since the game was released, while your "Join Date" says "Feb 2005".

[Raven aka StL]

When you continuously attempt to start flame wars or PA someone in the forums based on a 2D platform jumping / shooting game with rabbits for characters.

[Hitch]

..When you start eating carrots as medicine in real life.

[Jimbob]

When you try shooting rocket launchers through water at other people.

[Odin]

When you continuously attempt to start flame wars or PA someone in the forums based on a 2D platform jumping / shooting game with rabbits for characters.

When you cry wolf whenever somebody cracks a joke, then spin around and say "IT'S JUST A RABBIT GAME LOL".

[Nonomu198]

When you continuously attempt to start flame wars or PA someone in the forums based on a 2D platform jumping / shooting game with rabbits for characters.

Actually, when you are so buzy playing the game you don't have time for this.

[Mick.B]

Hi there!
I didn't play JJ2 that much, just recently got into the series and completed the original Jazz and also the holiday hare shareware episodes.

Btw where can I get the JJ2 secret files shareware edition? All links I found seemed dead and one link worked, but it was a full version of a game, lolz.
But I was searching for a shareware, not a full game lol. :confused:

[Grytolle]

lol. :( the shareware episodes are in the full version i thought

[Grytolle]

..when you proclaim to have been in the community ever since the game was released, while your "Join Date" says "Feb 2005".gah you made me spit toothpaste all over my screen D:

[DarkSonic]

When you continuously attempt to start flame wars or PA someone in the forums based on a 2D platform jumping / shooting game with rabbits for characters.

When you still call this game a 'rabbit game' after 'so many years' you obviously haven't played too much JJ2.

Also,

.. When you wonder what people eat when they fall into a pit.

[Mick.B]

lol. :( the shareware episodes are in the full version i thought

The original shareware yes, but not the special Secret Files shareware, which I've heard has some more levels.