Worst Level Names

[R3ptile]

inspired by a conversation in ds' server (I think) a couple of days ago.. :+

[R3ptile]

Battle Game

[FireSworD]

7th Lava Fall
Swingin' Jazz
Dirty Laundry
Muddy Apocalypse

[KRSplat]

24 Hour Coffee

Edit: Because it gives me horrible thoughts about being forced to stay awake for extended periods of time. And, I dislike caffeine.

[R3ptile]

Karrot Shire

[Nonomu198]

absorb spiderman
never

[Violet CLM]

I like how "worst" seems mostly synonymous with "most memorable."

[FireSworD]

Most memorable worst names, yes. Would you rather we just post names that aren't?

[Violet CLM]

I think nonmemorability is a form of badness in and of itself, really, in that it seems to me one of the purposes of a level name is to increase recognizability, making it easy to talk about hosting Dis or SBv2, rather than having to resort to things like filename (battle1, bblair) or picking between a host of levels with names like Toxic Waste, Toxic Woods, Toxic Wasted, Tropic Waste, whatever. So ++memorability.

[Raven aka StL]

Durance Of Hate, with all due respect.
Awesome level, though.

[KRSplat]

JAIL
<o>

[Birdie]

Semi Conductor

[Superjazz]

Mulch ;d

[R3ptile]

All Your Base

[Sciz CT]

Anything Lark has made since 2005.

[WadlCury]

Karrot Shire

What's wrong with it?? :eek: :p
So.... what should it be if you'd have to choose a name for it, R3ptile?
:p
carrotpie

[Radium]

I seem to remember I played a pack once called "Jazz in the Matrix: Regurgitated".

[Cpp]

Bbl

[DarkSonic]

Many of my levelnames from 2004/2005, like Plastic Surgery CTF, Overheated and Freaky World, Fourty Metres in the Air and No Sense Station. Or any standard name with the gamemode in it, like 'Diamond Battle'

[Grytolle]

From now on, state why a level name is bad!

[DoubleGJ]

Island Level With Islands

[cooba]

what should it be if you'd have to choose a name for it, R3ptile?"Carrotpie's & Falcury's Overhyped Karazickle World 2.0"

[P¼ul]

xlm garden, xlm forest, xlm castle etc

[Sacrush]

My old levels. :-)

[cooba]

Panic!!
High Volume CTF
Happy (..) CTF
The Ruins of Jazz2 Warehouse
UnDeRgRoUnD MaDnEsS
The Heist
Yet Another Egyptian Curse

[Vegito]

Happy Semiconductor CTF (yes, the name is annoying me like hell nowadays ;P)
Space Island Level With Islands (wtf, the name doesn't make sense? ;P)
This Level Is Untitled (Sorry EvilMike D= another one of your levels!)
Well.. I can't think up another one atm.

[n00b]

Best CTF Party Good Luck

[Nonomu198]

These names are not stupid.
In 200 years people all over the world will appreciate them and sell them for millions of $.

[n00b]

These names are not stupid.
In 200 years people all over the world will appreciate them and sell them for millions of $.

Best CTF Party Good Luck is a terribly stupid name because it was intended to be terribly stupid. Please do not shove false interpretations onto my work.

[Odin]

"Carrotpie's & Falcury's Overhyped Karazickle World 2.0"

Karazickle World obviously had all the features that Carrotpie and Falcury developed exclusively for their project. <using coding skills that you don't appreciate, with a passion you don't possess.>

[EvilMike]

Space Island Level With Islands (wtf, the name doesn't make sense? ;P)

You got the name wrong. It's SPACE ISLAND LEVEL WITH ISLANDS. The all-caps is important. And the name makes perfect sense! It's a level with islands... in space! Probably the best named level ever, since it is accurate.

[n00b]

I have to agree with Evilmike on the name making sense. At first I wasn't sure the level would have regular islands since it was about Space Islands, but then then last two words put my fears to rest.

[MaGoo]

Battle Out!

[KRSplat]

I seem to remember I played a pack once called "Jazz in the Matrix: Regurgitated".
Haha, I remember playing that. I didn't know what the word "regurgitated" meant at that time, but since it fit with the "re-" titles of the Matrix sequels, I accepted it. Now that you bring it up, I think it's hilarious.

[DarkSonic]

Panic!!

:(

More names:

Temple Stuff with Levels
Gold level with Gold
This level is.. cold! COLD!
Gaucheland
Polyglotics

etc. etc.

[FireSworD]

Toxin Twister (cool level, the name just reminds me of a toy)
Lemon Nightmare! (Lemon is ok, Nightmare strikes me as funny)
Carrotus Squash

[Vegito]

I have to agree with Evilmike on the name making sense. At first I wasn't sure the level would have regular islands since it was about Space Islands, but then then last two words put my fears to rest.

Yes, but its so .. double :(

[P¼ul]

Karazickle World obviously had all the features that Carrotpie and Falcury developed exclusively for their project. &lt;using coding skills that you don't appreciate, with a passion you don't possess.&gt;2.0<!>

[EvilMike]

:(
This level is.. cold! COLD!


again I think it's important to be very clear with level names!

[n00b]

@Paul, I'm fairly sure Odin's post was sarcasm. Its ok if you don't understand it, I'm 100% sure that no one ever uses it on the internet or anything.

[Odin]

@Paul, I'm fairly sure Odin's post was sarcasm. Its ok if you don't understand it, I'm 100% sure that no one ever uses it on the internet or anything.

Self-reference is awesome.

[Jimbob]

:(
This level is.. cold! COLD!
again I think it's important to be very clear with level names!
He was. That WAS (and still is) a really sucky level name ;(

[Cpp]

ontopic: Any level with the word "hotel" in its name.
offtopic: A thread about good/best level names would probably give some interesting results too.

[Vegito]

Oh, that reminds me. Battle 1,2,3, almost anything with "test" in it. Like Test 24, Test Jazz, Test by *Insert random name here*

[White Rabbit]

7th Lava Fall
Swingin' Jazz
Dirty Laundry
Muddy Apocalypse
This thread is about the worst level names, not the most overrated levels (and really, only the first one is overrated :rolleyes:).

All level names with glaring typos are annoying.
Distopia comes to mind.
So does Under Siegeness.
And Santranigus V (google it!).
Though they're certainly not the worst.

I think the worst names belong to battle levels—many people try to make them sound awe-inspiring or cataclysmic, and it just doesn't work (aside from Muddy Apocalypse, which I'm sure remains quite cool for its intended target audience of 13-year-olds), so I suppose names I really dislike are those ending with 'of death/doom/darkness/destruction'.

[FireSworD]

No really, I think those are the worst names.

[Raven aka StL]

"Caves of the Arabic Ninja"... or sth. :D

[Anubis]

Nothing better than Battle Game.

[Jimbob]

Very Stupid Floating Castle D:

[n00b]

Area 51 reloaded

Only because I checked, and could find no previous Area 51 to reload.

[ShadowGPW]

i'm actually suprised, nobody selected my levels. I guess they aint stupid.

[Sacrush]

Area 51 reloaded

Only because I checked, and could find no previous Area 51 to reload.

I remember area 51, it probably got deleted.

[Jimbob]

I think you guys will get a good "ROFL" when you look at this:
"EFIL CASTEL WIT WATER LOL!!!111"

[n00b]

Best. Title. Ever.

[Radium]

"EFIL CASTEL WIT WATER LOL!!!111"
I think it's very informative. It lets you know it's not one of those cheap, freeze-dried evil castles. You know, the kind that comes in a bag rather than a box.

[DoubleGJ]

water is rather common in evil castles isn't it

[Nonomu198]

Lava is

[Krinya]

Lot of my old levels :)
Like Criminal Lab (but interesting name :P), Voltage Village (it's not an Epic level name in TSF?), etc. :)

[Valco]

Very stupid floating castle from 'Er... CTF levels?'

And 'Jazz n the matrix: Regurgitated' Obviously. Man that's wierd.:r

[Speeza]

my levels names . Grave G , factory G , hotel 2000.

[CrimiClown]

One and a half hour Dr. Pepper

[PurpleJazz]

Easter Feasta

[Valco]

What? It's not that bad a name. Meh.

[R3ptile]

"Rumble In The Bogs"

the capitalization is incorrect, even!

[Valco]

the capitalization is incorrect, even!

Note the incorrect capitalization.

Huzzah! Irony!

[DarkSonic]

"Rumble In The Bogs"

the capitalization is incorrect, even!

SJ often does that, same with 'Center Of The Universe' but Rumble in the Bogs is not a bad name, it's taken from a game.. I don't remember which one though.

[Electric Ir]

Probably my "Chemicals Laboratorys" (with annoying random capitalization) and "Virtual Headache".

[Raven aka StL]

Sounds DKC-ish / Rayman-ish.
Also, the capitalization wouldn't be incorrect if it was a song, and that alone makes it the correct capitalization anywhere.

[DennisKainz]

ROGER LAKE!

I don't have much fantasy.

:confused:

[Ragnarok!]

Very Stupid Floating Castle D:

But what castle floats? It is stupid. D: So ye. I agree with Mike. Accuracy is a must.

[Pako]

Super Rethina-Burning Land

[Tik]

http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/downloads/info.php?levelID=202

[EvilMike]

pretty much all the levels here http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/downloads/info.php?levelID=4618


"Saint zipcode"

[Raven aka StL]

You are one sorry person sometimes, EM.

[DarkSonic]

Well, the levelnames from NAII are pretty unusual.. you don't see them everywhere, and when seeing the levelnames you don't know much about the level yet.

[cooba]

"Cheese is green on tuesday"This remark was so full of n00bhood that it left me astonished

I predict that next time complaints will be made about "Wakeman is Biased"

[snzspeed]

This remark was so full of n00bhood that it left me astonished

I predict that next time complaints will be made about "Wakeman is Biased"

your presence in this community is so full of n00bhood that it left me ASTONISHED too. oh and you're also a powerabuser.. now gtfo and dont reply to this plz

[cooba]

your presence in this community is so full of n00bhood that it left me ASTONISHED too. you're also a powerabuser too.. now gtfo and dont reply to this plzthis levelname is actually good

[snzspeed]

this level name is actually good

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[DarkSonic]

Now we should stop taking this so seriously. I mean, everyone can have an opinion about level names. My levels' names aren't that great either, or do you call 'Plastic Surgery CTF' a good name? On the other hand, people should post in the thread with Best Level Names because there are a lot of good level names as well.

[cooba]

(Y)now this one looks like something from naII

[snzspeed]

now this one looks like something from naII

Best levelname ever

[cooba]

Best levelname everOf course, after all I was the one who wrote it :cool:

[snzspeed]

anyway i think that personal names are much better then unoriginal ones.

[DoubleGJ]

Now we should stop taking this so seriously. I mean, everyone can have an opinion about level names. My levels' names aren't that great either, or do you call 'Plastic Surgery CTF' a good name? On the other hand, people should post in the thread with Best Level Names because there are a lot of good level names as well.
it would be infinitely awesome if you named it Plastic Sturgeon CTF

[Ragnarok!]

I removed this earlier, but now I'm going to prove that "Very Stupid Floating Castle" is actually a good levelname.

The typical castle usually consists of walls and buildings on or at the strategic location if built for warfare. This castle is the opposite. It is floating. This is shown from the word "Floating". The word "Stupid" shows that I think this is stupid. This further emphasized by the use of the word "Very". The word "Stupid" could be referring to my opinion of the castle as the designer, or it could be a metaphor describing the castle has a mind of its own, but isn't very smart. The red background in the level can not directly be seen in the castle itself, nor does the title mention it; this evokes a feel of "Hidden Evil" inside this realm because of the fact that the colour red is usually associated with blood and evil.

Should I stop? I think half of that didn't make sense.

[Nonomu198]

Floating in air is a great strategic place if you are some kinda flying thing (or some aircraft master) fighting land or water things.

[Birdie]

While the floating position of the very stupid floating castle proves to be a wise move strategically, it was a stupid area to build a floating castle overall, as it is prone to lighting storms.

[Raven aka StL]

If the castle is sturdily built, following safety standards... lightning storms wouldn't matter.