Two Guys On Couch

[CrimiClown]

Inspired by n00b, I decided to do some awfully lame comics. :D

If you're wondering the newly posted comic is not a serious attempt, it is a parody of the "Two Guys on Couch" (or TGOC) genre. A genre so trite, unoriginal, bland, and overall humorless that it has its own acronym just because people got tired of typing out the whole name whilst trashing it.

Now I know, these aren't the most original comics ever... yet I'm having fun making them. I hope you like them, too.

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[cooba]

I propose a variation on the theme: Two Girls in Bed.

[CrimiClown]

I propose a variation on the theme: Two Girls in Bed.

... you know, if you take in account that the majority of internet users are 12-16 year old boys, that's gonna be a hit.

What's next? Two Girls One Cup?

[Erik]

here is my variation on the theme:

two guys trying to kill eachother.

<img src="http://aegis.kapsi.fi/b/twoguystryingtokilleachother_1.png">

[CrimiClown]

Hehehe, that's really funny.

[Erik]

not really

[CrimiClown]

not really

Pessimist.


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc05.png

[Odin]

I propose a variation on the theme: Two Girls, One Cup.

fixed for posterity

also this is better than CAD, keep it up

[cooba]

Two Girls, One CupKeep your fetishes out of me :(

[Xobim]

It has too much resemblance with Explosm. :/

[CrimiClown]

It has too much resemblance with Explosm. :/

Which is a wonderful example of a 'tgoc', if you ask me.

[Erik]

I don't even see the guys sitting on a couch most of the time

[CrimiClown]

I don't even see the guys sitting on a couch most of the time

You fail.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc06.png

[Fawriel]

Post the ID. POST THE ID!

[CrimiClown]

Post the ID. POST THE ID!

Oh, okay.

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[Nonomu198]

You know, I might lol, but this is all too uncreative.

[KRSplat]

keep going

[Bboy Type7]

ha it sounds like the couch has became the third character XD. Well created art man, I like it.

[CrimiClown]

ha it sounds like the couch has became the third character XD. Well created art man, I like it.

Wait...what?

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc07.png

[Strato]

Parodying a dead genre is becoming a dead genre. It's incredible. What you have to do now is parody parodies of the TGOAC genre. Unfortunately, the hilarity will half every time you move away from the original, and it only started at a "Heh."

[Nonomu198]

It's better a knock knock joke (hint hint).

edit:
Now that the point is clear I might add the then. So, like, there should be a then in that sentence. Yah.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc08jcf.png

[Nonomu198]

Glad you took my advice.

[Fawriel]

That one made me laugh.

[Strato]

I applaud you. You haven't even had the need for "Guest strip week!"

[CrimiClown]

Thanks for the support, guys.

I applaud you. You haven't even had the need for "Guest strip week!"

I don't quite understand.

[Nonomu198]

He means you have yet to slave us and made us do your comic for an entire week.

[Strato]

What I mean is you've maintained your update schedule for quite some time without the need to go on haitus. Which makes you officially better than every single other TGOC artist on there. On the other hand, you're falling short of your original 5 updates a day schedule. Cop out.

[CrimiClown]

Cop out.

No thanks.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc09.png

[Xobim]

Biggest problem of these kind of comics: some people just don't understand them. They're either being dumb or are just unable to grasp the joke.

[Nonomu198]

You can't break the forth wall on Two Guys on Couch comics! Their entire world is them and the couch! They are blind aginst the outside world!

Also, I find this just-in-the-half-and-amazingly-straghit line in the couch annoying.

[CrimiClown]

You can't break the forth wall on Two Guys on Couch comics! Their entire world is them and the couch! They are blind aginst the outside world!

Also, I find this just-in-the-half-and-amazingly-straghit line in the couch annoying.

They have broken the fourth wall in the first comic already.

And the line is staying wether you like it or not.

[Nonomu198]

They have broken the fourth wall in the first comic already.
Well, it is a first comic. First comics only have one rule, they must suck. At least, more then the rest of the comics.
And the line is staying wether you like it or not.
The line is ok.

[CrimiClown]

Victory!


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc10.png

[Erik]

when does the couch start talking

[CrimiClown]

when does the couch start talking

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc11.png

[Valco]

His (-) is talking now?!

[CrimiClown]

His (-) is talking now?!
No.
when does the couch start talking
It was the couch, as Erik requested.


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc12.png

[Xobim]

haha, that was a funny one. :)

[Radium]

That was the first funny one, and I feel bad for laughing at a pun.

[n00b]

I would have laughed had I not drove this joke into the ground at Summer Camp when I was 9 or so.

[Valco]

That was the first funny one, and I feel bad for laughing at a pun.

Don't feel bad, it's your PUNishment for not laughing at the others.
Abusing puns is fun fun fun

[Radium]

Don't feel bad, it's your PUNishment for not laughing at the others.OH MY GOD

it's your PUNishmentOH MY GOD

PUNishmentOH MY GOD

[Xobim]

Well done, Valco. You just gave Radium a trauma...

[Fawriel]

Someone give the man a medal.

[Pako]

Oh, Valco, you never cease to be punny

[Nonomu198]

No new comics?

[Erik]

it's all about the pun now

[Pako]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6096/couchguestha6.png

[Fawriel]

=D<o>

[CrimiClown]

I never got those 'Citation needed' thingies... what is it?

[Pako]

I never got those 'Citation needed' thingies... what is it?

Google is your friend. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Fact)

[CrimiClown]

All right, got it now.


Oh, and just when you thought they couldn't get worse...






http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc13.png

[Valco]

Google is your friend. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Fact)

Google turned against me many years ago.

[Nonomu198]

Next they will think they can dace. And have hands.

[DoubleGJ]

maybe they're the opposite of Cow & Chicken's parents and don't have any legs

[Xobim]

Google turned against me many years ago.
www.scroogle.org

[Valco]

Google, bah humbug.

[Sacrush]

I love today's comic, it's even better then the one yesterday. :-)

[CrimiClown]

I love today's comic, it's even better then the one yesterday. :-)

Thanks man. I've been really trying.

Seriously, don't expect anything anymore. This was fun for two weeks.

[Sacrush]

Thanks man. I've been really trying.

Seriously, don't expect anything anymore. This was fun for two weeks.


awww..... I kinda liked them.

[CrimiClown]

awww..... I kinda liked them.

You're one of the few. Besides, I got finals coming up and I'm not gonna spend my life without a diploma. :P

[Eigus]

they were awesome :(

[Nonomu198]

:(
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9458/tgocfarttg4.png
Cmon people go get some guest comics

[Sacrush]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4020/tgoc02guestzs2.png

[n00b]

Guys, while those guest strips were alright, I'd rather not see this turning into Brainfart 2.0

[CrimiClown]

Guys, while those guest strips were alright, I'd rather not see this turning into Brainfart 2.0

This is even worse... now they're even stealing graphics.


All right all right, I'll make some more lame comics. :P

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc14.png

[Eigus]

haha :----D

[Nonomu198]

I don't get it, isn't stealing good?

[CrimiClown]

I don't get it, isn't stealing good?

If you're a CrimiClown.

CrimiClown.

CrimiClown.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc15.png

[Erik]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1977/aaaaaaaaaaaaasu1.png

[n00b]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p259/blackheart-1313/Icons/4majfw2.gif

It would clearly be Bacon sandwiches

[Erik]

you need to sniff glue to understand that they're really the same

[Eigus]

make more guest comics aegis plzthx O+

[Erik]

mby

[Eigus]

yay :massiv:

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc16.png



Edit: Another one.


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc17.png

[Eigus]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/237/tgoc15eigiu6.png

[CrimiClown]

What the lol?

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc18.png


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[CrimiClown]

wut

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc22.png

[Nonomu198]

wut

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc22.png

Don't they need an atrophy treatment by now?

[nakke]

so why do they have crack stuck up their upper lip when talking

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc23.png

[Xobim]

What am I looking at in the first panel? Chocolate icecream?

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc24.png

[Nonomu198]

I didn't get the pun :(

Spore isn't all that great too. It's OK. Mediocre.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc25.png

And another one.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc26.png

And, well, another one.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc27.png

[Valco]

#20 is funniest as of yet, in my opinion. It's the only one with changed graphics.

[PT32]

Soooo totally wierd...

[CrimiClown]

Soooo totally wierd...

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc28.png

no u

[ThunderPX]

Red guy is a hypocrite :P

[The Menace]

Wow..

One must have a LOT of time... Even if it is copy and paste..

I enjoyed them, though.. It was very surprising to me.. I think the couch's texture hynotized me.

[CrimiClown]

the couch's texture hynotized me.
the couch's texture hynotized me.
the couch's texture hynotized me.

Yes, it's working.

A little update, I might never make another TGOC comic again, by the way. I feel like it's getting less and less fun every time I try. I'm not cut for this. Besides, I can't draw for (-)(-)(-)(-) so any serious comic-carreer is quite out of the question.

Yes, I said that knowing Explosm and stuff. Maybe I should make comics with Legoes or something.

Edit: Sorry I lied.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc29.png

Edit2: Twice.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/tgoc30.png

[Puffie40]

Re: no. 30

puns.

Puns.

PUNS.

PUNS.

PUNS!!!!

[Xobim]

You're EVIL, crimi! :D

[IJskonIJn]

I made a guest comic

http://wake29.net84.net/shizzle/tgoac.png

[Ragnarok!]

ROFL I just read this whole thread and died.

[CrimiClown]

You're one of the few. Besides, I got finals coming up and I'm not gonna spend my life without a diploma. :P

And here I am! :D Who needs a diploma, anyway?