Accident Day

[KRSplat]

Yelz was managing a baseball game at the park when he looked up and witnessed a loud 'boom' coming from another planet. Yelz was a special type of bunny who was able to warp just by jumping, so he hopped to the other planet for investigation. Upon finding a newly evolved race of rabbits who could cause explosions with their tails, he realized that way too many animals had super powers and that it was time to end the corruption of life in the universe by cosmic rays from turtle experiments. Armed with the knowledge of head turtle scientist Hudij's laboratory, he chose his next destination.

[KRSplat]

Yelz landed under the sky next to a fountain of Coca-Cola. He began listening to the sound of Coca-Cola pouring into many, many cups and singing of pollutant smoke in the air. Nearby an explosion happened on the bottom of a experimental test rabbit.

[KRSplat]

The explosion triggered a sequence causing the Coca-Cola to be diluted by dirty, filthy tap water. Yelz decided this would be the way to kill Hudij. However, he would have to find a way to remove Hudij from his shell. From inside his shell, Hudij had engineered biotic enhancements, including a generator of Coca-Cola so that he did not need to drink Coca-Cola obtained elsewhere.

Nearby on the planet Yelz was visiting, an unsanctioned politician agreed to trade drugs for time-destroying weapons. This lizard was plotting to do nothing, but found interest in having the ability to destroy time. Trials may reveal what would happen during time that had been destroyed.

[KRSplat]

The lizard destroyed a period of time during which drastic improvements to battery functionality were made. At this point in time, a laptop battery could stay charged throughout all of grade school without being plugged in. The downside was that new technology companies had integrated the international energy resource supply system into their products with the effect that every building's solar paneling was stamped with the approving logo of big business while consumers were charged for operating in the confines of their purchasing power. To avoid the monthly fee one would have to construct the generator oneself. Local stars were upset by the taxes on their physical output, and the climate worsened while industrialization of the planet accelerated.

Yelz suddenly began to exist after a battle worthy of narrative against Hudij. However the results were such that Hudij learned to utilize the flavors of natural man-made pollutants in his Coca-Cola.

[Jgke]

I suspect a story generator.

[KRSplat]

Close, but no cigar. (And I mean a certain type of cigar.)