What would have happened if Dr.Jones and Lori did not get married? [Archive]

burnout92

Mar 20, 2013, 12:45 PM

I think that a lot of people are interested in them is me. What would have happened if Dr.Jones and Lori did not get married? I'm just curious of your opinion. You may feel free to argue with me if I asked stupid thing.

DennisKainz

Mar 21, 2013, 04:03 AM

What? Did Lori get married? When? No, really!

And who is Dr. Jones?
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If you negrep me for this post you really need to get a life.

djazz

Mar 21, 2013, 06:16 AM

http://www.loricentral.com/
"Lori Central is (c) 1999-2010 DrJones"

DrJones made that site. I also have no idea who he is.

burnout92

Mar 21, 2013, 09:13 AM

I think this link may be helpful:

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/DrJones

cooba

Mar 21, 2013, 10:27 AM

Can we not discuss some furry's fantasy on this forum?

Stijn

Mar 21, 2013, 11:11 AM

lori is a bori

cooba

Mar 21, 2013, 11:28 AM

lori is a bori:gabber:

Violet CLM

Mar 21, 2013, 11:48 AM

A more helpful link.

burnout92

Mar 21, 2013, 11:54 AM

Thanks Violet, but i readed that link before i was posted this thread. :D

cooba

Mar 21, 2013, 12:19 PM

A more helpful link.Reputation: 6This is heart warming on some level...

burnout92

Mar 21, 2013, 12:35 PM

lori is a bori

Firstly I'm sorry for the double post.
What do you mean about Lori is a Bori? Because I don't know why you call Lori is a bori.

DoubleGJ

Mar 23, 2013, 01:48 AM

http://www.loricentral.com/
"Lori Central is (c) 1999-2010 DrJones"

DrJones made that site. I also have no idea who he is.
I used to talk with the guy on ICQ. Despite what may seem now he was cool, I even contributed to his website a bit back in the day. Sure, making his bunny avatar Lori's boyfriend was a bit... unnerving, but if I remember well even Noogy himself went with it.

burnout92

Mar 23, 2013, 03:40 AM

I used to talk with the guy on ICQ. Despite what may seem now he was cool, I even contributed to his website a bit back in the day. Sure, making his bunny avatar Lori's boyfriend was a bit... unnerving, but if I remember well even Noogy himself went with it.
Well, this guy's interesting personality, because his wife was Lori (I mean the bunny avatar) and did not care with Lori. Besides that Noogy went into the thing that's the two of them do. Annoying to me that this guy got sick fully into Lori.

Treylina

Mar 23, 2013, 07:57 AM

Babies would cry, rabbits would be sent to church, roosters would fling pennies across golfball fields. Guinea pigs would play poker and Spaz uses a plothole as his personal confusion space. And most importantly, are you expecting a serious, well thought interesting answer?

She's a fictional character. Technically, it's not really canon. It's like asking "What if Jazz didn't eat with Spaz?".

Therefore, nothing would happen either way. Moot thread.

This is heart warming on some level...
Really...? Ok, I do find the idea of making a thread about marrying a fictional character strange and that he does have some wierd interests, though it's not really harmful.

ShadowGPW

Mar 23, 2013, 09:50 AM

Bunch of n00bs, DrJones was also one of the Jazz2City admins.

burnout92

Mar 23, 2013, 10:32 AM

Bunch of n00bs, DrJones was also one of the Jazz2City admins.
I know, I know. But I'm not nOOb. Just tell my opinion of Lori and Dr.Jones did not get married (both character is fictional). But why need to know this?

DoubleGJ

Mar 23, 2013, 11:38 AM

Bunch of n00bs, DrJones was also one of the Jazz2City admins.
I forgot. Also, this isn't particularly useful information in this here thread.
Moot thread.
Of course, but these days, any thread is good, if only for keeping the forums alive...

Violet CLM

Mar 23, 2013, 11:45 AM

Well, this guy's interesting personality, because his wife was Lori (I mean the bunny avatar) and did not care with Lori. Besides that Noogy went into the thing that's the two of them do. Annoying to me that this guy got sick fully into Lori.
I've mostly been able to follow this thread, but this post has defeated me.

burnout92

Mar 23, 2013, 02:02 PM

I've mostly been able to follow this thread, but this post has defeated me.
Violet Really? At least I can be happy, because I finally write something true. I know that many people wish her to Hell, but stupid thing have to hurt her. I think Dr.Jones have regretted ever since, married to Lori.

DoubleGJ

Mar 24, 2013, 05:47 AM

Violet Really? At least I can be happy, because I finally write something true. I know that many people wish her to Hell, but stupid thing have to hurt her. I think Dr.Jones have regretted ever since, married to Lori.
magical

Slaz

Mar 24, 2013, 01:36 PM

Lori is Noogy's character, and if Noogy somehow agreed to this fictional marriage, I'm afraid it's more or less canonical. :x

burnout92

Mar 24, 2013, 02:20 PM

Lori is Noogy's character, and if Noogy somehow agreed to this fictional marriage, I'm afraid it's more or less canonical. :x
Well it is canonical. I just do not understand Noogy how could he agrees, I think he would have been another way to do the this thing (sorry Noogy). I understand that Jones is going to love her, but he will be married, so I am at. But we can not do anything with it. Pathetic.

Stijn

Mar 24, 2013, 02:23 PM

:massiv:

Hare

Mar 25, 2013, 03:31 AM

Stijn... Did you just post the Baja Men?

I love this thread.

burnout92

Mar 25, 2013, 05:57 AM

I'm glad to see this Hare! :) But what's this the Baja Men?

ThunderPX

Mar 25, 2013, 09:49 AM

i'm glad i decided to stop by here today so i could read this thread and bask in its glory

burnout92

Mar 25, 2013, 11:46 AM

i'm glad i decided to stop by here today so i could read this thread and bask in its glory

The glory you said a good reason? The problem is that marriage between Lori and Dr.Jones can not be changed, but it really picks Noogy could in the matter. I was the only one who is interested in the thing that everyone else is s..t down this thing and then suddenly has become very important for everyone.

Grytolle

Mar 26, 2013, 01:12 PM

Ask Eva to legalize divorce

Violet CLM

Mar 26, 2013, 01:15 PM

Given the events of Jazz Jackrabbit Advance, we can only hope she did...

Love & Thunder

Mar 26, 2013, 01:33 PM

I like to think of Jazz Advance as either non-canon, or a dream.

burnout92

Mar 27, 2013, 03:14 AM

Why do you think this is a dream? Feel free to do so, to allow a divorce. I guess the thing that let it conditionally but Lori had to find a new husband. In this case, think of me or someone else who is dealing with her... At least that is my opinion.

Treylina

Mar 27, 2013, 05:28 AM

Trying to understand 70% of Burnout's posts is like trying to balance a spoon on your nose.

English is very likely not his first language, but still, I can be confused.

Off topic: In my headcanon, JJA was a dream Jazz had after watching too much star wars in the past.

Love & Thunder

Mar 27, 2013, 07:20 AM

Although that is true, I don't think it's very polite to say so.
Besides, English is a pretty silly language if you think about it(Any language where something like "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" or "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a valid sentance is pretty flawed).

And, Treylina, that is also how I think of JJA. XD I've actually thought about it a fair amount in the past(Usually when I was bored), and actually, I think that's probably the only way that it could fit in with the other two Jazz games without over-complicating things.

Hare

Mar 27, 2013, 07:41 AM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dwayne-the-rock-johnson_likes_it.gif

burnout92

Mar 27, 2013, 07:59 AM

Okay I've learn the english language since 4 years. And Treylina please don't read the my post if you can't understand me. Okay?

Treylina

Mar 27, 2013, 09:55 AM

Okay I've learn the english language since 4 years. And Treylina please don't read the my post if you can't understand me. Okay?

But how do I know if I will understand it if I don't read it first? That's like saying "Dont like it, don't listen" to someone who has never heard it before. Where did you learn English after all those years?

Although that is true, I don't think it's very polite to say so.
Because pointing out errors that could be fixed is bad?

DoubleGJ

Mar 27, 2013, 12:49 PM

I like to think of Jazz Advance as either non-canon, or a dream.
Off topic: In my headcanon, JJA was a dream Jazz had after watching too much star wars in the past.
you guys are gonna love the new lyrics to Gone Advanced

Love & Thunder

Mar 27, 2013, 04:31 PM

Because pointing out errors that could be fixed is bad?
No, it was the way you said it.
Errors, problems, and innaccuracies should always be fixed, however the way they should be fixed depends on the problem. With Burnout's English, all he needs is a few pointers from those who are fluent, because he's actually a lot better than quite a lot of people(In fact, most of his posts are easier to read than some things I've seen that were done by people who speak English as their first language -- a good example was a PSN message I recieved, which said "how did you do the thing with all !", although it was acutally even worse than that, and I didn't realise that he meant "How did you make that Level in LittleBigPlanet with all the '!' icons all over the place?" until a few days later).
you guys are gonna love the new lyrics to Gone Advanced
Uh oh. :O I have a feeling that some sarcasm may be involved in this post.

But anyway, getting things back on what might vaguely resemble being on-topic(Since this thread has been derailed about two or three times), maybe Lori would become a Hobo and wonder the streets of some random city while holding an ear of corn?

burnout92

Mar 27, 2013, 10:19 PM

But how do I know if I will understand it if I don't read it first? That's like saying "Dont like it, don't listen" to someone who has never heard it before. Where did you learn English after all those years?
Because pointing out errors that could be fixed is
bad?

Treylina! Look, if you think that my English is wrong feel free to tell me in PM or elsewhere, please don't say it via this thread (because it does not belong here). It's your problem if you can't not understand me. Otherwise, English is taught in Hungary, so I started talking to foreign people.

master sven

Mar 29, 2013, 03:57 AM

'Well, this guy's interesting personality,' = He looks hot

'because his wife was Lori (I mean the bunny avatar) and did not care with Lori.' = he cheated on Lori, his wife

'Besides that Noogy went into the thing that's the two of them do.' = he f*cked her

'Annoying to me that this guy got sick fully into Lori.' = he gave her AIDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HReySt8AMmI

Nonomu198

Mar 29, 2013, 06:03 AM

burnout92

Mar 31, 2013, 04:04 AM

burnout92

Apr 6, 2013, 02:04 AM

I'm found a nice wedding song from the Youtube. I love this song.

Jazz said to Lori in the song: "Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again. It's a nice day for a white wedding."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=IN&v=5KJZeygsovw

PS.: I'm sorry to double post.

burnout92

Apr 23, 2013, 02:10 PM

Here is a story in which Lori was engaged on 19th her birthday by Dr.Jones (the character). Although as the story is good, but it would seem Jones get sick of the self in Lori into, which is quite pathetic and annoying I think. But I don't violate Jones.

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showthread.php?t=175&highlight=Lori+Birthday