Why can't I post in Lori Central?

[DennisKainz]

And is it only for me or is Lori Central blocked to everyone?

And what happened to FQuist? He didn't show up for ages!

[Violet CLM]

Lori Central is archived.

Quist is also archived.

[Treylina]

Probably due to lack of interest and activity, so it got archived. The subject was too niche anyway, there wasn't a lot of space for discussion.

[cooba]

FQ? Come here!<!>

[DoubleGJ]

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/image.php?u=6396&dateline=1385250615:
Probably due to lack of interest and activity, so it got archived. The subject was too niche anyway, there wasn't a lot of space for discussion.
this is kind of sad

[Hare]

She's not a very dynamic character.

Jazz is the underdog mercenary trying to catch a break. Spaz is his lunatic brother / comic relief. Lori is... A girl.

Its like...
"hey, lets make the new character a girl"
"How do we design a female character?"
"Well... She needs to cary a mirror around all the time because that's something girls do. This helps the player identify that she is indeed female.".
"Lets make her physically fit, too."
"Great! So we have a physically fit female who likes to look at herself in the mirror."
"Yep, that's a female all right."

[Love & Thunder]

And that's where the expanded universe comes in.

[DoubleGJ]

what expanded universe

have you seen anyone ever elaborate on Lori's personality

even DrJones didn't go further than "she's my girlfriend because I said so"

[Love & Thunder]

I was joking(I have a very British sense of humour in that it's generally either ironic, sarcastic, or both, and usually with a very dry delivery, so imagine Bill Murray's sense of humour, but spoken in a British voice).

I'm actually not that familiar with the whole Loricentral fanon of Lori's personality, backstory/afterstory, etc.(And if there's no such thing as this "Loricentral fanon", then that further shows how little I know about that whole thing), so I was mostly making that post in an attempt to add some humour to the situation(I do that a lot).

If you want a more serious response, here you go: If there is ever a continuation of the Jazz series, and they actually do have Lori featured in it, I think they'll most likely either give her a backstory, or make fun of the lack of backstory/character depth of her appearance in JJ2.

[DoubleGJ]

yeah, good thinking. that gives me some ideas actually

[Treylina]

this is kind of sad

I might look like a dedicated Lori fan but my obsession is actually not her.

I suck at drawing Razz and he's just some unreleased character.

I had used Lori a lot in jj2 online play, back when she was considered a noob character. I felt sorry for the hate she got and I wanted to suprise others. Also it's just more satisfying to beat someone when you're not Spaz.

But I got to admit there's not much to say about her. Making stories about Lori can just go in the war tavern, it doesn't particularly need a subforum for it. That avatar I made was a warmup to insane pixelart colouring.

I actually do have my little headcanons/backstory for her, but if I were to put them it would be in general Jazz jackrabbit talk (since I have ones for other characters), why should I centralise it to her?

[KRSplatinum]

Jazz is a mercenary. Spaz is a fisherman. But who is Lori? A ninja?
Jazz is a Sonic clone, Spaz is a dopefish clone, Lori must be a Lara Croft clone?

[Stijn]

Probably due to lack of interest and activity, so it got archived. The subject was too niche anyway, there wasn't a lot of space for discussion.
Once upon a time each website had its own forum... LoriCentral's just happened to be hosted by Jazz2Online (and Jazz2City before that, I think). Now LoriCentral (http://www.loricentral.com/) itself is mostly dead/archived, the forum was better off closed as well.

[Slaz]

May I suggest that the last post in the LC forum should at least be in a different thread than 'Lori is a bori'. Now we have that insult all over every archived JCF frontpage all over the web.. 8D

[Stijn]

But, lori is a bori

[DennisKainz]

Yes, BUT think about how many people will no longer laugh now that you removed my post.

And no, Lori isn't a "bori", whatever "bori" even means.

[cooba]

BUT think about how many people will no longer laugh now that you removed my post.<img src="http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/images/zero.gif" />

[Slaz]

But, lori is a bori

According to the Dutch Wikipedia, a bori (http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/bori) is the Dutch name for some kind of rat.

So that makes Lori no bori. :7

[Treylina]

Whenever I hear the phrase "lori is a bori" I think of the neopet bori with Lori's face cheesily pasted onto one.