Surgeon general

[Violet CLM]

The Surgeon General has determined that eating live birds such as Tweety can be hazardous for your health.

The Surgeon General has determined ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

The Surgeon General has determined that spikes are hazardous for your health.

The Surgeon General has determined that playing Tomb Rabbit is hazardous for your belief that all Jazz 2 is easy.

The Surgeon General has determined Jazz, Spaz and Lori are hazardous to Devan's health.

The Surgeon General has determined JCF rules.



How many can YOU, yes YOU, think of?

[Derby]

The Surgeon General has determined that determinations can be determined by the Surgeon General.



The Surgeon General has determined that oxygen can be hazardous to your lungs.



The Surgeon General has determined that water can kill you.



The Surgeon General has determined that you can disable HTML on your posts.



The Surgeon General has determined that macs are illegal to use on the Earth.



The Surgeon General has determined that he/she may only determine things that are involved with health.



Better luck next time. ;-P

[Tanpopo Kiku]

The Surgeon General has determined that no unauthorized people may enter my shadowy realm because people have been known to get hurt.



The Surgeon Genral has determined that we should stop jumping on cars because we can get hurt.



The Surgeon General has determined that drinking toliet water is stupid.

[JJ BBoy KS]

The Surgeon General has determined that twinkies are not really a food



The Surgeon General has determined that N*SINK = http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif



The Surgeon General has determined that Jello is cool



The Surgeon General has determined that Marry had a little lamb



The Surgeon General has determined that a little yeast works through the whole batch of dough. -Galations 5:9.

[Tik]

The Surgeon General has determined that the Backdoor Boys are evil.



The Surgeon General has determined that a slice of meat between bread is a sandwhich.



The Surgeon General has determined that breaking glass is dangerous.



The Surgeon General has determined that fishsticks are tasty.



The Surgeon General has determined that he is not really the Surgeon General.

[Admael]

The Surgeon General has determined that stuff is good.



-Ad

[Tanpopo Kiku]

The Surgeon General has determined that smacking people is mean.



The Surgeon General has determined that eating too much food is stupid.



The Surgeon General has determined that watching too much TV is bad for you.



The Surgeon General has determined that he is not the Surgeon General, yes.



The Surgeon General has determined that eating your computer or microwaving it is bad.



The Surgeon General has determined that you are strange.

[JJ BBoy KS]

The Surgeon General has determined that monkeys are cool



The Surgeon General has determined that insanity is everywhere @ JCF



The Surgeon General has determined that needles are scary



The Surgeon General has determined that boy cow don't give milk



The Surgeon General has determined that getting hit with the potato of injustice happens only at the JCF



The Surgeon General has determined that X-men'z a cool show

[Bobby aka Dizzy]

The Surgeon General has determined that carpet is not to be eaten.



The Surgeon General has determined that chewing on electrical cords may harm your health.

[Ducky]

The Surgeon General has determined that my brother is hazardous to my health(just a spur of the moment thing.)

The Surgeon General has determined that peas should not be inserted into nostrils.



The Surgeon General has determined that forks should not be poked into electrical outlets.



The Surgeon General has determined that bread knives are not the best for teething babies.



The Surgeon General has determined that casseroles are made of noodles, most of the time.



The Surgeon General has determined that Ketchup a la twinkies is inedible(in case of ingestion of the afore mentioned, induce vomiting if needed).



Okay, sorry.

`Ducky

[Cobra]

The Surgeon General has determined that accidentle inhalation of a toaster could kill you.



The Surgeon General has determined that eating antifungal foot cream is disgusting.



The Surgeon General has determined that lighting pencil shavings and sticking them in your ear is stupid.



The Surgeon General has determined that cd's taste dreadful.

[Dark MooGoo]

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking 24HG can cause permenant brain damage.


SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: 24HG can cause birth defects and footaches.

[Teej]

The Surgeon general thinks that this topic is bad for your health:

This topic is bad for your health

[iCeD]

The Surgeon General has determined that he can't determine anything.

[JJ BBoy KS]

On 2001-04-02 22:54, Cobra wrote:

The Surgeon General has determined that accidentle inhalation of a toaster could kill you.



The Surgeon General has determined that eating antifungal foot cream is disgusting.



The Surgeon General has determined that lighting pencil shavings and sticking them in your ear is stupid.



The Surgeon General has determined that cd's taste dreadful.







*BBoy dies*

[Violet CLM]

Um... BBoy, did you inhale a toaster?



The Surgeon General has determined that BBoy just died.

The Surgeon General has determined that Tanpopo Kiku is dead.

The Surgeon General has determined that Eating Tweety is hazardous to Tweetie's health.

The Surgeon General has determined that the mystery killer in "Um..... War stories might be back?" is hazardous to life itself.

The Surgeon General has determined that playing Poker is hazardous for your bank account's health.

The Surgeon General has determined that reading all these hilarious items is hazardous for your health.

The Surgeon General has determined he/she is definetly not the Surgeon General.

The Surgeon General has determined that he/she could keep this up all day.

[JJ BBoy KS]

DOL! Yeah. I must have.

[Dark MooGoo]

www.wtf.com (http://www.wtf.com)

[Tanpopo Kiku]

The Surgeon General has determined that he must be out of his mind.



The Surgeon General has determined that everyone is strange.



The Surgeon General has determined that drinking too much liquor is really stupid.



The Surgeon General has determined that Pokemon is some kind of game but he doesnt know what kind.



The Surgeon General has determined that watching too much football is not very good.



The Surgeon General has determined that there actually is a real Kiku around but he has no idea if she exists.



The Surgeon General has determined that Tubbs is dangerous (cause he's my brother).



The Surgeon General has determined that Melissa aka Sakura (my lil sister) is annoying.



The Surgeon General has determined that playing too much Descent 3 will turn you into a robot.



The Surgeon General has determined that playing too much Jazz Jackrabbit will make you change into a turtle. (that's stupid)



The Surgeon General has determined that eating too much candy may be bad for your health but since he's not a dentist he doesn't know.



The Surgeon General has determined that what I am typing is stupid.



The Surgeon General has determined that the 4th Dimension exists.

[Dark MooGoo]

http://www.maficdesign.com/ayb/mrt.swf

[Tanpopo Kiku]

The Surgeon General has determined that I am not dead anymore, Unknown. Stop that.