Hello! I'm new!

[M!clo]

Hey there guys! I'm new here (yesyesyes newbie :o i know). Teej told me about this board and the game (which i'm getting real real soon) :)

See you guys around!!:lol: :O :roll:

[Teej]

So sorry that i had to get this guy on the board... :)

Be nice to him.... ;) none of this newbie trash... I'm giving him the game soon, and doing the list server patch, so expect to see him online the Jazz2 servers before Christmas!

[FireSworD]

I'll try my best to prevent you from being hazed. :P

[~SPLASH~]

Welcome. You have just entered the pit of doom. You cannot escape. You will be asssimilated soon. Have a nice day.

[Cpp]

Haha! Just don't ask me anything and we'll be friends :)

[Enigma]

Welcome, welcome! Get used to the crazyness of us all... you'll have to live with that... but you'll like the jcf, don't worry.

[GuMmYBeAr!]

*crouches on a small balcony over the JCF wif her sniper riffle, aiming at the n00b*


..yew guyz tell meh if i gotta shoot ;D

tehe, naw... .. im not that meen.. am i? ....AM I?! T.T *snarls*
anywayz... .. . .. . .woo, im gettin hyper. TEEJ! yer dat guy on jj2 living in quebec too? i remember. . .. . .. YOUR SIS! she used to be a great friend of mine. . . mwahah. what was her jj2 name alredy? i fergot. but she waz k00. . . . you live close to sherbrook, ne? I know YOU DO!dont LIE TO ME... hehe jp... im hyper. w00H00
anyways.. where ya live again? ;P i know its in quebec. not so far from me. *laughs histerically*


WB N00B! I shall be nicer to you than I was to <S>genex</S> ..mary poppins.

**HUGS THE N00B**

[Violet CLM]

Hello. Do not cry for help. There are lots of escaped convicts here. Tell the goverment and you are in big trouble. But seriously, welcome. Have a nice time, never speak in rhyme, it gets everyone annoyed, sort of like....... Floyd? Pay me no mind, I'm insane I find.

[Krezack]

Feel my wrath for it is great indeed! (i always love a good place where spamming doesn't get you in troubel :D )
welcome!

[Teej]

GuMmYBeAr, i sent you a priv. message detaling what happened to my friend....not my sis....:p

[MaGoo]

Gummybear never hugged me when I was a n00b...

[RosetaJOL]

And welcome to JCF!

[Spaz Boy]

Hmm...just ignore the Gummy Bear. I talk to her on MSN. She is a complete physcho. *Wonderz what she'd do to him if he ate a gummy bear or a penguin*

Well, anyway, you really do need to get used to all the insanity. We are all crazy. But if you are looking for some laughs then just join in ;)

So welcome. Join J2O or die. :D Have a nice day.

[Stijn]

Welcome to this warm, nice community with a nice site and a nice board :).

[Krezack]

What? Magoo you were never a n00b

[Disguise]

Greetings fellow earthling. Hey, you wanna carrot, I like carrots, why?

BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU TEETH STRONG! :D

Why?

So that you can eat more carrots! :D

Heheh, I'm me, and you're you, hello you. 'Hello You' is a phrase from the movie Jungle2Jungle which reminds me a bit of something Jazz 2 related and I can go on forever and ever but I don't have anything else to say, so welcome *HIC*

[Newspaz]

Hewwo. Nuff said.

[Zero-Dai]

Heyaz.. Hate to break to ya, but I have been to a crazier board!! HAHA!! *cough cough*

[Teej]

none of you gave a welcome like this when i came to the JMMB oh so long ago...(2 years) I am offended! :p

[M!clo]

Why is everyone crazy? What escape convicts are there here? Any I Know? Oh well keep em' coming:7

[Teej]

The reason everyone is crazy, is because Quist took us all over.
I'm one of the escaped convicts....yes you know me....mwahahahaha!

[GuMmYBeAr!]

*pulls out an assault riffle [ANDY I PLAY TOO MUCH REDFACTION ITS YOUR FAULT] and aims @ Spazzy* waddya say? ;P

[Spaz Boy]

I said stay away from The Gummy Bear :p

I am an escaped convict too ^.^

But yea, we're all demented in our own "special" way.

[Tweety]

Hello, welcome to the J- *gets kicked off the thread because of acting so normal*

[Violet CLM]

I've never heard of the "J- *gets kicked off the thread because of acting so normal*". Is it nice there?

[ElectroPiZZa]

I eat pigs.

[SteelTalon]

Originally posted by Spaz Boy
Hmm...just ignore the Gummy Bear. I talk to her on MSN. She is a complete physcho.

Heheh...

[VelKa]

Hey there. Welcome to the board. I don't expect that you'll enjoy it assuming you're only half as insane as me, but hopefully you're happy here.

Yez, we're all crazy politicians.

If I act strange it's because I AM strange. Don't TALK to me if you're a living organism, I'm not very friendly with anyone anymore. *Gives same old st00pit speech*

Basically, stay in your corner and I'll stay in mine, no problemo.

[GuMmYBeAr!]

meg... shut up ;P

[Spaz Boy]

Did I mention to not listen to the Gummy Bear?
Hmm....Hey! Take that sniper rifle off of me you overgrown goo blob!

Oh..your piece of advice.
Definitely stay out of AgentMegumi's way.
She is a bit cranky. (or at least with me :p)

Ciao!

Tonight's insanity:
Salamander DL roasted himself :p

Oh yea.


:confused: Yes, I bet you are confused.

~SB

[Disguise]

Heh, I've done that as well. DISGUISE ATE IT! :)

Gotta hate that stupid tnt, it's soooo weak in multiplayer!

[Krezack]

a tree toad sloth has tree toads
Don't go near me i might starting going *eeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuu* *eeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuu*

[Dreama]

YaY! Welcome to JCF! ^-^ *Going to get kicked off too..*

[GuMmYBeAr!]

magoo! I'VE NEVER HUGGED YOU WHEN YOU WHERE A N00B BECAUSE WHEN I MET YOU WE WERE BOTH N00BS! ON SHAREWARE! ISN'T THAT FAR?!??!

[Teej]

Why do "hello i'm new" threads always go completly off subject? It's insane....just like Me!!!!! :p

[Spaz Boy]

Saying HELLO a billion times isn't quite interesting. Basically, the insanity gets the better of us.

~SB