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Michael
Dec 15, 2001, 05:54 AM
I got my friend (see my topic: I need Jazz for a freind) Jazz somehow, she's going to go by the name Cherry Pie if I rememmmber.
Now let's be nice :-D
*holsters his Desert Eagle*
*un-arms nuke*
*empties M60 clips and removes them*
*burns boxing gloves*
*gives baseball bat back to team*
*blunts dagger*
*blunts other dagger*
*bends dart heads*
*blunts swords*
*burns acid spraying gun*
*switches off microwave with metal inside*
*takes clip out of Brenetta '92*
*puts mini-gun udner bed*
*gives bazooka to worms* <- they can do better and funnyer use.
*hides grendates in various draws and compartments*
*switches MP5 Navy to non-automatic mode and puts it under sink*
*takes petrol out of chainsaw*
*takes petrol out of molotov coktales*
*takes petrol out of water gun*
*take petrol out of flame-thrower*
*puts safty lock on tool box*
*puts safty lock on pliars*
*puts safty lock on fence chopper*
*takes power source out of lawn-moer*
*switches off and un-pligs kettle*
*burns stash* :'-(
*puts extra udner-wear on* ;-D
*takes baterys out of electric shocker*
*breaks arms and legs* <- not to punch/kick
and finaly *does the same to everyone else*
lol :lol:

MaGoo
Dec 15, 2001, 08:45 AM
*Brings a fork* Send her in!

Phoneix
Dec 15, 2001, 08:50 AM
lol you may as well shove a sock in my mouth because if she crosses me I will flame her out of the commune. :D

Buster
Dec 15, 2001, 10:02 AM
(lies mangled on the floor)

Well *ouch* I can still *yipes* spit!

~Buster

PATOOIE! *splat* serves yas right.

GuMmYBeAr!
Dec 15, 2001, 11:42 AM
o.O FLAMING ;P

Michael
Dec 16, 2001, 12:11 AM
Hehe

FreeLancelott
Dec 16, 2001, 09:01 AM
this is what we've waited for!
this is it, boys! this is war!