Violet CLM
Dec 23, 2001, 07:20 PM
Hello my name is, Jazz Jackrabbit,
some people's free time, I do inhabit.
I'm telling you of, my christmas spirit,
my owners didn't order me, I volunteer it.
Back in nineteen, ninety four,
EPIC finished me, and therefore,
I was introduced to, planet Terra,
as I hope you were already awarea.
In Christmas time due, to popularity,
EPIC released a game with, similarity.
Called Jazz Jackrabbit, HH94,
where I'd tackle a planet I hadn't been before.
The music is quite, holidayish,
I tackle dogs & monkeys, and devil crayfish.
Also hands sticking, out of the ground,
but actually it's simpler than it may sound.
I jump on platforms, go find secrets,
until I get to the exit, I'm forced to seek it.
The ending movie's, quite outrageous,
it shows me kissing Eva don't let it be contagious!
It is time for, Holiday Hare 95,
I hope that I, get out alive.
I have found a, planet to land on,
I believe the inhabitants have named it Candion.
Candion is, covered in sweets,
though I think it has, more tricks then treats.
All the rats are, out to get me,
It is my belief that they're just being petty.
Now I'm off to, Bloxonius
the name sounds quite, euphonius.
I believe the inhabitants, are sacreligious,
because to kill me they certainly seem ambitious.
The planet's made of, lego pieces,
and the difficulty, suddenly increases.
I think it will become, several conversions,
because the entire planet seems to be crafted from diversions.
Several years later, it's JJ2,
a program you've heard of, haven't you?
The current model is, HH98,
I believe the minds of the namers were inanimate.
The planet reminds me of, Holidaius,
but of the previous villains, I see no trace.
In '99 this, will be copied,
into an upgraded version with no new stuff to stop me.
In 2001 there, are lots of Xmas releases,
the kind you play once, then put on your mantelpieces.
No official, Holiday Hare,
in 2000 I guessed I was abandoned then and there.
I ski a hill in, ET's fangame,
Umbreon creates an intro, which is pretty tame.
Snowy Mountains battle, is made by Unhit,
but by today's 3D standards I guess I'm a misfit.
some people's free time, I do inhabit.
I'm telling you of, my christmas spirit,
my owners didn't order me, I volunteer it.
Back in nineteen, ninety four,
EPIC finished me, and therefore,
I was introduced to, planet Terra,
as I hope you were already awarea.
In Christmas time due, to popularity,
EPIC released a game with, similarity.
Called Jazz Jackrabbit, HH94,
where I'd tackle a planet I hadn't been before.
The music is quite, holidayish,
I tackle dogs & monkeys, and devil crayfish.
Also hands sticking, out of the ground,
but actually it's simpler than it may sound.
I jump on platforms, go find secrets,
until I get to the exit, I'm forced to seek it.
The ending movie's, quite outrageous,
it shows me kissing Eva don't let it be contagious!
It is time for, Holiday Hare 95,
I hope that I, get out alive.
I have found a, planet to land on,
I believe the inhabitants have named it Candion.
Candion is, covered in sweets,
though I think it has, more tricks then treats.
All the rats are, out to get me,
It is my belief that they're just being petty.
Now I'm off to, Bloxonius
the name sounds quite, euphonius.
I believe the inhabitants, are sacreligious,
because to kill me they certainly seem ambitious.
The planet's made of, lego pieces,
and the difficulty, suddenly increases.
I think it will become, several conversions,
because the entire planet seems to be crafted from diversions.
Several years later, it's JJ2,
a program you've heard of, haven't you?
The current model is, HH98,
I believe the minds of the namers were inanimate.
The planet reminds me of, Holidaius,
but of the previous villains, I see no trace.
In '99 this, will be copied,
into an upgraded version with no new stuff to stop me.
In 2001 there, are lots of Xmas releases,
the kind you play once, then put on your mantelpieces.
No official, Holiday Hare,
in 2000 I guessed I was abandoned then and there.
I ski a hill in, ET's fangame,
Umbreon creates an intro, which is pretty tame.
Snowy Mountains battle, is made by Unhit,
but by today's 3D standards I guess I'm a misfit.