Forget about the source code!

[EvilMike]

You are stupid for wanting the source code so much. All of you. You guys are asking for technology of the past. You know what we really need?

We need Arjan's DNA. If we can somehow steal Arjan's DNA, we can make new Arjans that will make BETTER source code for us. Who's with me?

[Paul]

*cheers for mike*


Now, where's Arjan hiding?

[FireSworD]

The evilness!! we'll steal his DNA and clone him! }>
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sr Jp Cb At]

OH MY GOD WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!!!
We (Of Coarse) Could clone him and make an unstoppable army of Arjan Clones and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHA..... Or We Could completly decode the Human Genome and use it for the benifit of all mank.... NO, BAD IDEA, LETS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH......*Trails off and leads to a coughing fit*

[CelL]

Go mikey!:roll:


~Do pigs fly?

[EvilMike]

I'm glad to see everyone's with me so far. I need more people to help though. The first thing we need is a portal to Never Never Land. That's where he lives.

[VelKa]

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. I'LL COME.

[KRSplat]

YaY!!! WE CAN TRICK THE GOVERNMENT INTO THINKING HE GAVE US LISCENCE AND THEN MAKE THE CLONES MAKE JJ3!!!!!! YOU ARE SO SMART!!!!!!!! THEN WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!! YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<h6>Or, we can just use the clones as armrests.</h6>

[EvilMike]

I have put together a list of what we need for our most noble quest.

1) A portal to Never Never land
2) A DNA-stealing gun
3) A cloning machine
4) Food (for the trip)
5) Captain Hook repellant
6) A flamethrower
7) A map to Arjan's house
8) Computers (we need something to do)
9) Sheild belts


Do any of you have one of these things?

[Link]

Isn't Neverland the second star to the right?

[VelKa]

Originally posted by EvilMike
I have put together a list of what we need for our most noble quest.

1) A portal to Never Never land
2) A DNA-stealing gun
3) A cloning machine
4) Food (for the trip)
5) Captain Hook repellant
6) A flamethrower
7) A map to Arjan's house
8) Computers (we need something to do)
9) Sheild belts


Do any of you have one of these things?

I have Food. And a Flamethrower.

[Newspaz]

We should clone Noogy (a younger one who still wants to work on Jazz that is :P), a Nick Stadler, an Alex and a Michiel to!

[FireSworD]

Heh, i am a Flamethrower!

[EvilMike]

UPDATE: I was just informed that Arjan DOESN'T actually live in Never Never Land. Instead, he in fact lives in a place called the NETHER Lands. What is this place? Nobody knows. But we need to make a portal to it instead.

[Sr Jp Cb At]

I Believe I Have number 8. Its around here somewhere. It's old and beat up....Now if I was a Computer where would I be?....
HERE YOU ARE! I'M TYPING ON YOU! AJHLJFASHD NOOOOOOO ITS GETTING AWAY! COME BACK! ldkAHzslbnfLBajbSJB.... Oh No wait, I'm Wrong. It's Right Here. =\

[Sr Jp Cb At]

GEEZE! HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH AS TO FORGET?! If we're going to be taking over the world there's one thing we definatly need.
Tape.
Thats right. Tape. The most useful impliment in the world. Do you know what the government uses to fix those holes in their tanks after wars? That's right. Tape. Do you know why there isn't a problem with nuclear reactors blowing up all over cleaveland? Tape. Do you know what it is that keeps all the billions of cells in you body from falling apart, developing lives of their own, and Buying Pizza? Tape! The uses for this magical and wonderous substance are near infinite! If Were Taking over the world, we MUST harness the inconcevable power of this item.

[Wild Angel]

I wonder who invented the concept of the flamethrower. Obviously there was a time that person said "Gee, I would sure like to throw flame on those people."
Okay, nevermind...

[Link]

I think it was the Greeks, a long time ago. "Greek Fire".

I have a cloning machine.

[VelKa]

Originally posted by Sr Jp Cb At
I Believe I Have number 8. Its around here somewhere. It's old and beat up....Now if I was a Computer where would I be?....
HERE YOU ARE! I'M TYPING ON YOU! AJHLJFASHD NOOOOOOO ITS GETTING AWAY! COME BACK! ldkAHzslbnfLBajbSJB.... Oh No wait, I'm Wrong. It's Right Here. =\

*gets Sal a new computer*

TAPE YES TAPE I LOVE TAPE

[Monolith]

I think you'd be better off with his brain.. or maybe the little toe on his left foot.

[EvilMike]

Ok, me, JP and velk have been discussing this, and we decided to scrap the idea of a DNA stealing gun. Instead, we are going to use a very very big needle, one big enough to take all of his DNA. As for the portal to nether land, it will be open soon.

[VelKa]

Originally posted by EvilMike
Ok, me, JP and velk have been discussing this, and we decided to scrap the idea of a DNA stealing gun. Instead, we are going to use a very very big needle, one big enough to take all of his DNA. As for the portal to nether land, it will be open soon.

Yea. We're going to get a huge needle because we gotta suck out ALL of his DNA.

[iCeD]

No need, folks. I took a needle and he is completely DNA-less. I did it a long time ago actually. (that is why he has not responded to your comments) I just need a cloning machine.

[Sr Jp Cb At]

Hmm... WHEN DO WE GET TO USE TAPE?

[EvilMike]

We can tape up iCeD so he we can steal his big needle filled with DNA! Let's do it. Right now.

[Sr Jp Cb At]

*Tapes up iCeD Using the most useful Taping implement in the world, Most commonly used to tape tapeless things! Tape!*
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha ha

[Kaz]

I agree with evilmike... although most of you are just repeating eachother insanely =P.




It's a big probability that the engine for jj2 is far outdated and it would be better to pick up a new engine (and new sprites!).

[defalcon]

Tape! Yes! We need lots of tape! Duct tape!
Duct tape is like the force - it has a dark and light saide, and it holds the universe together.

Hm, don't have any of those, but I do have...a shield belt! Yes! Haha! Wait, no batteries...darn.

[FireSworD]

*steals Arjans DNA form iCeD* i'll get a cloning machine as soon as i get ICQ.

[CelL]

YES AND WHEN WE HAVE A ARMY OF ARJANS WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EVERYONE WILL GRUMBLE AT OUR FEET BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA}>

[CelL]

Oh, and actuely, i live in NETHER land. I haven't seen any ARjans around 'tho. I'll be waiting for you when you come through that portal:p

[EvilMike]

Good job, people. We got the DNA. Now, do ANY of you have a cloning machine ready right now? You MUST respond. If not, I leave the responsibility of making one to JP, who is surely able to make one out of tape.

[Sr Jp Cb At]

A Cloning Machine? OUT OF TAPE?! WOAH!!!!
Unfortunatly, There's one problem with this. To Make an entire large cloning machine that would be big enough to fit all of Arjan's DNA, I Would Need Tape. Lots More tape Than I Have. And I Don't mean those little wimpy pathetic rolls of scotch either. I Need TONS O' TAPE. TAPE GALORE. If anyone has any spare tape that they would like to contribute to this noble cause, Please leave it in this REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG BOX, Labeled," THIS IS A REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG BOX FOR WHICH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GIVE TAPE CAN GIVE TAPE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE WORTHY DEED OF STEALING ARJAN'S DNA, TO PUT IN A CLONING MACHINE THAT SHALL BE MADE OUT OF THE AFORE MENTIONED TAPE, THAT HAS TO BE REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG SO THAT IT CAN FIT ALL OF THE DNA OF THE AFORE MENTIONED GUY WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE NAMED ARJAN, WHICH WILL BE STORED IN A REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG NEEDLE THAT WE'LL EXTRACT THE DNA WITH WHEN HES NOT LOOKING. BWHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Phew. Quite A Mouthful Eh?

[EvilMike]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY : We are now accepting tape donations. If you wish to contribute to the Clone Arjan foundation, please send lots of tape to JP. Hurry up losers.

[defalcon]

Yes! I have tape! Muhahahaha!
*Sends tape in package*
Okay, I just bought all the shops out of tape and sent em. You should have a truck-sized crate full of tape at your doorstep.

[EvilMike]

<b><i><u><font size="5">HERE IS MORE TAPE</font></u></i></b>

[Spaz Boy]

WHAT AM I DOING!!??!? *Bans the admins* NOW THEY CANNOT STOP THE JCF MEMBERS EVIL PLANS!! WE NEVER STOP THEIRS SO THEY CANT STOP OURS!! BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

I've got most of the portal to the Netherlands complete. It's a little small though...but it has ELASTIC! You can strech it around yourself and fit inside to warp to CelL! Also, once I get some of Jp's Tape, I'm going to make a dial to warp anywhere in the world!! Er wait...I had better make the portal to NYC! ELASTIC PLASTIC TAPE NYC PORTAL!! WheeFun. All that's left is to test it.
Wait, we have his DNA? Gah, where does iCeD live!? NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THE PORTAL TO WARP TO HIM TOO, SO I CAN GET MORE TAPE, GET THE DNA FROM iCeD, GO FIND MIKE, VELK, GO TO CELL (For no apparent reason...) AND THEN COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!! (Built on Windows XP technology.) BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now then, for phase two, <strike>we must get the source code so that we can make 1.25</strike> we will clone a person randomly selected from the World Domination Random Person Chooser 2.53.3 By Microsoft. We must come up with a logo to put on all of our stuff, and a good name.

*Backs away and waitz for Mikey to approve his stuff.*

[BæÅüMàÑ]

Windows XP World Domination Technology: Fatal Error in 34056:934 sector. Please Scandisk NETHER lands, Arjan not located. General Protection Fault in sector 23465:0125, error running Iced on current OS, run XP Debug. General Failure has arrived...
General Failure: Ha! You call THIS a world domination plan? HA! My grandmother, General Fault, could do better than this hogwash! Hey! Son! c'mon here boy! look at this
*divide by zero error walks up to the scene, and busts up laughing*
DbZE(not related to DragonBallZ): HAHAHAHA! anybody knows that the whole problem could be gone by a single paperclip...
*Clippy the paperclip from Microsoft Word comes onto the scence, with vicious evil razor teeth*
Clippy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! DIE!!!!!!!!

What ever shall our Heroe... er.. i mean Evil-doer's do?

[Question: Why did u run it on WinXP? It was doomed to fail :D]
[Edit: I claim second page]

[mirrow]

<strike>We have to take a DNa or sourcecode from JazzJAck then we can clone him and got billions of green rabbits in the world and all listen to our orders. Everyone will become crazy except us cuz we wear green glasses .</strike>

Got Arjan finally ? HOld us on line

[Spaz Boy]

BECAUSE XP IS EVIL JUST LIKE US!! WHY ELSE!? And besides, XP was devolped by Microsoft, and Microsoft is evil too. And besides besides, this is off topic.


Mikey come and post the newest plans. Sal is waiting so he can make more tape stuff. ;P

[Spaz Boy]

iCeD lives in Antarctica? Hmm...anyway, Sal is the real tape person. He is waiting for Mike so he can make more tape stuff. Maybe we can make up our own DNA rather than using the so called DNA that iCeD has...

(My other post doesn't make sense cuz it was 1:30am in the morning, and I hadn't slept the previous night either...z.z)

~SB

[EvilMike]

The cloning machine has not been completed yet. Only the shell has. Now this is how it is going to work (you better read this, JP):

First it needs a chute to drop the DNA into. Then it will be soaked in plutonium and have lasers shot at, and finally enlarged into a real person.

Tape should be able to make all of that easily.

[Spaz Boy]

I STILL SAY WE NEED A LOGO AND A NAME! Jp says it should be something extremely long detailing everysingle event that happened. Therefore I think it should be something along the lines of

TheArjanDNAStealingJazz2PlayingCrazedPhyschoPathic MartiniDrinkingSpazticallyJumping<strike>People</strike>RabbitsWhoAreUsingArjansDNAWhichiCeDStoleToCloneAl lArjanAndMakeBillionsOfHimToRuleTheWorldAndMakeJaz z3AndMakeAJazz2v1.25AndMoreSoThatTheyCanHave<strike>Complete</strike>WhateverCobraGivesThemDominationOfTheWorldAndMakeE veryonePlayJazzConstantlyAndDoOtherRandomlyCrazyTh ingsAndWeAlsoMakeCloningMachinesOutOfTapeAndWeTape PeopleUpBecauseWeFeelLikeItAndWeDonateTapeToJpToMa keMoreTapeInventionsBecauseHeIsTheMostTapeLiterate AndCanMakeTheBestTapeThingsOutOfEveryoneWhileWeMea nwhileSitTalkingCrazilyRepeatingEachotherOnTheJcfB ecauseWereHappyAndLikeToDoThingsLikeThatPlusWeAlso RunAroundOnTheStreetsForNoApparentReasons

SayThat10TimesFastIn10SecondsPlease.

=P

~SB

[EvilMike]

Let's keep the logo simple.

[Spaz Boy]

Alright, if you insist. *Makes a complex logo displaying several scenes*

Scene A: Jp Making Tape Stuff
Scene B: VelK giving out Martinis
Scene C: Mike Describing his Evil Plans. (Hey Mike And Evil..:p)
Scene D: iCeD Taped Up Giving Arjan's DNA
Scene E: Jp Revealing His Cloning Machine Made Entirely Of Tape
Scene F: This Logo.


And it will be 100 mi x 100 mi

It will look cool since it will repeat within itself forever. :cool:

Gah, I thought of a good name, and I'll make a "simple" logo. :p

`SB

[Spaz Boy]

They have everything to do with the plan!! :p

Like...what would we do when the Arjan clones got THIRSTY?! GIVE THEM OUR DIRTY AMERICAN WATER?! (Ours had algee in it last summer, it was grooooosss. ;P) And besides, I was running out of ideas for the huge gigantic logo. Anyway, I'm about to make it. And I forgot to tell you all the name...so you'll just have to wait for the logo...bwhaahahahaha :P

(And it will be so simple it'll suck. ;))*

Does anyone have a photo of Arjan? :P


~SB


*Mainly because I am horrible at PhotoShop....

[defalcon]

Don't forget me! I'm the one supplying the tape. Except that might be a problem now, cos the supermarket banned me cause I'm requesting 'absurd amounts of tape'. 500 crates of tape too much? Hah! Man, they musn't know a thing about tape.

[Sr Jp Cb At]

I've Done it! I'VE DONE IT! THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE BUT I'VE DONE IT! Oooh, When I think of ALL the FOOLS..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A CLONING MACHINE MADE ENTIRLY OF TAPE!
BwAHhAhaAHAhahAHahHahAHAHahhAAHhAhAhAHAhAahaHAHhah AHAhAhHAHhAhahAha...*Snicker*.... Gahahahahahhah........ Erm.... Well, After Many hours of work, I've Finished It!.. Sooooo.... Now what? =P

[Krezack]

HaHaHaHaHa! derby cant edit thi sbecauso its pretocted by reely bed spelling errors ind tapoe lots of tape! h54h4h4h!!1111

[Krezack]

I KNow YeS if wE GET Hae POD PEOPLE! TO h?LP US WE CAN FLY T MARS AND HEY WILL GIvE US AN EXTRA LAUrgE NEEEEEEEEDLE AND THEN WE CA GO BACK TO POD PEOPLE LAND AND THEY WILL FILl THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLE WITH SPECIAL ARJAN SEEKEING STUFF SO THEN WE INJEC THIS STUFF INttO CelL AND HE WILL WALK DIRECTLY T ARJAN HEHE NOW FOR THAT PORTAL!

[EvilMike]

No portal needed. I have the DNA right here, stolen from iCeD. Dump it in the machine, JP!

BahAhaHahaHAhaHAHahAHahHAHA

[Krezack]

.......your no fun :(

[Spaz Boy]

You mean I made that teleporter for nothing? Darn. It was made of one of the most versatile things ever besides tape. The Win XP source code. Because Win XP makes you fly so the source code lets us fly to the NeThErLaNdS! Bwhhahahhahhhaa....(Lol, watch the XP commercial somewhere it says something about XP not really making you fly :p)

Anyway, I'll have the logo done sometime...

Wait a minute! We WILL need the portal for Jp lives in NYC and Mikey doesn't. Bwhahahah I get to use my portal afterall, if not, I'll use it anyway. :P

~SB