Alza-Ranious (alzuh-ruhneous) by KRSplat

[ShadowGPW]

KRSplat

Member posted January 05, 2001 07:02 PM

I shall rewrite the part that I did. This has nothing to do with my other stuff aroung here. All content is not (c) 2001 KRSplat. Done with my -dumb- intro.

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Seven years after Devan was defeated.



"But I don't wanna!" shouted Kouma at his father.

"Too bad for you."

"But-"

"I will hear no more. We are leaving now."

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At USC... the United States of Carrotus. Same time.



[And we will be having 10 feet of snow today!! Our meteorologists. Our best!] (TV is in [] for this)



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To nbe continued... maybe

The family went to the airport...

"My life is back there," said Kouma.

"So?" said Alexandra, his sister.

"Nothing, really."

"Then why'd you say it?"

"I JUST DID!!!!"



(one thing I didn't say, Kouma has a very bad temper )



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In USC... the blizzard happened



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To be continued or you get a 50% rebate!







More: I'm continuing.

They got on the plane, it took about... 3 hours of boredness until they reached their destination.



"YaY! We're here! In... ice. Not exactly the hottest place. And, I really mean, it's -7° out here," said Kouma, with jealousy of the other rabbits leaving the plane because they had more fur.

"So?" said his sister.

"WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT?!?!" shouted Kouma, who remembered the little argument they had before they got on the plane.

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Back at their first home, Eurabbit...



"Ha! Now they've left, we can take what we need, and get outta here!" said a lizard.

"It won't be as simple as that," said the policeman he was talking to.

"Ooops... umm... I'm a good guy!"

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If I don't continue, I'll push the auto-write button, so you'll still have a story.









If still you're reading this, you're dumb you know that you're wasting your time.

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From where we last left off...

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"Oh. Then, sorry," said the police guy. He walked away.

"Ha! What a bunch of FOOLS."

"I'M NOT THAT DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The dumb police hit the lizard with a spoon.

"Heh, But you're that crazy."

"Actually, the term 'insane' would be a more accurate description of me."

"Rrrrright. Leave. Please."

"Okay."

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At Devan's lab.. sometihng went wrong.

"Boss? Mr.Shell, the police doesn't care. I'm going in their house," said the lizard with a walkie-talkie as an intercom.

"Well, at least you're doing good," said Devan Shell.

"What's happened?"

"Why should you know?"

"Well, I was just wondering." The communication device snapped off. Devan walked over to his most faithful assistant, a computer program he had made himself. "Why did you lose?" he typed to it.

"It's ONLY chess," it said to Devan.

"I HATE you! I'm going to rePROGRAM you! And you won't know anything!"

"Awwwwaa... I won't know how to play chess?"

"Nope."

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To be continued. Since I didn't put much into this part, I'll giv'ya more of this Chapter 1 thingie later.

[BlazinDragon]

Kinda funne, too bad ppl ignored this, sorry for disturbing that was R.I.P ;)

[KRSplat]

This is so old, I think I'll continue. ;p

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Kouma and his family went into his father's Carrotsmobile. They started speeding away. Unfortunately, speeding is illegal, so they got pulled over by a policeman who was talking about arresting a lizard and asking his fellow cop if hitting it with a spoon was the right action.

"The speed limit on this street is 5 MPH. You were doing 352 MPH. I'm going to put you in jail for 15 minutes."

They agreed hastily.

It took 20 minutes to get to the prison. After serving their hard time, they went to their new house.

A lizard was walking out with a spoon-shaped dent in his head. He was carrying a wall and talking to his leader Devan.

"I was supposed to get the wall, and that's all, right?"

"Yes," said Devan.

"Good."

As the lizard walked out mumbling about having to walk all the way there and then all the way back, Kouma noticed him.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR WALL?!?!" he shouted.

"Stealing it," the lizard said.

"Oh. That's fine with me," said Kouma slyly. The lizard let them pass. He was planning to dial 911 in the house. Walking in, he realized that his belongings had not yet arrived at his new house! That included his phone.

The lizard then escaped. He forgot, however, that the police - not the stupid one who had been fired because of lack of brain cells - were still escorting them back home.

"Rats."

This is more than a simple "darn" for a reptalion army member. This is a code word. Thousands of rats came to overtake the police. The lizard escaped safely.

[Nightshade]

lol, that's funny.

[KRSplat]

The lizard reported back to Devan Shell.

"You fool! This isn't the right wall!"

"What's the difference?"

"I don't know! I don't even know why I want this wall, that's just what my faitherful assistant that I reprogrammed to not know anything told me to get in order to conquer Carrotus and get Eva!"

"Fine, I'll go get a different wall. No, better, I'll get the entire house."

"Good."

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Kouma, after unloading all the stuff -- down to the bacteria living in a crack in the wall and the mold on the sink -- rested. He laid down on the couch and watched more TV.

"You are a TV addict," said Alexandra.

"So?"

[ More snow! There will be more snow in the city of Randomity. Next up: News. Jazz Jackrabbit, king of the world, will be appearing to talk about how to stop Devan Shell's evil plans. ]

Just as Kouma started getting interested, it was his bedtime. The clock struck 4 AM, and he was asleep.

However, in his dreams, Jazz was there, telling him how. He didn't know what was going on, and how he already knew it, but he did.

When he woke up for a midnight snack at 2 AM, it was dark.

Very dark.

However, he didn't have to see through the missing wall on the side of the house that some insanely strong lizard was carrying his house barefoot in the snow to Devan Shell's secret headquarters.

He yelled.

Then, realizing he was freezing cold, he went back upstairs and fell asleep. He dreamed about Devan taking a wall from his house (he had already had his Jazz dream.)

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That's the end of this part. I'll continue if I don't die, and if I want to.

[KRSplat]

That morning, everybody was freezing cold.

Especially because thier walls had been replaced with walls of snow.

Tired from waking up early, Kouma leant on the wall of his house, and fell through it. Devan was testing his flamethrower in his lab. (Don't ask me how it can snow inside, or how a house fits into a labratory.)

"Oh hi Devan. What's your secret plan for taking over Carrotus this time?"

"I plan on bashing everybody on the head with a wall from your house. Oops."

"Jazz will be stopping you now."

Just that moment, Jazz came with Spaz and Lori to stop Devan. They failed. Kouma realized that they weren't using Jazz's tips for beating Devan.

He would have to put them into effect himself.

[KRSplat]

Chapter 2.

But then, Devan pulled out his big amnesia gun!

He shot it backwards.

"Tip one: Let him screw himself up."

Devan got up. "Like I'm that stupid. Wait, what's my name again?"

"Tip two: If that doesn't work, call backup!!!"

Kouma ran. He ran like if he didn't, he'd lose his memory, which was true anyway, so - well, you get my point. He ran.

... that's all I've written...