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Jessie NP
February 1st, 2002, 06:21 PM
1. How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Cooku yourself! I didn't come here to be insulted!

What has teeth but can't eat?
Xeno_old
February 2nd, 2002, 11:24 AM
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and can hurt you if you fall out of a tree?
MaGoo
February 2nd, 2002, 01:01 PM
Your mom. JK ;P
Xeno_old
February 4th, 2002, 02:21 AM
No...it's a................................................. ...............ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Oh sorry, it's..........................a pool table!

*hears crickets in the silence*

/me slinks into the darkness in shame
defalcon
February 4th, 2002, 02:43 AM
How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eight. Scottie will report to Captain Kirk that the lightbulb in engineering has burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the lightbulb is dead. Scottie, after checking around, notices they have no more new lightbulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regular IV, to procure a lightbulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu and 3 redshirt officers beam down. The 3 redshirts are promptly killed by the natives and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scottie notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king, who was suffering from the flu, and as a reward, the landing party is set free and given all the lightbulbs they can carry. Scottie cripples the Klingon ship just in time to beam up Kirk and the others. The new lightbulb is inserted and the Enterprise continues with it's five-year mission.
Krezack
February 4th, 2002, 02:54 AM
*glares* riiiiiiiiiht. =P
JJ BBoy KS
February 4th, 2002, 04:40 PM
How many knock-knock jokes does it take to cross the road to get to the chicken on the other side?
Krezack
February 5th, 2002, 09:13 PM
Devide by 0 error.
Link
February 6th, 2002, 06:21 PM
What is 0 divided by 0? ;)
EvilMike
February 6th, 2002, 06:38 PM
ERROR
JJ BBoy KS
February 8th, 2002, 12:05 PM
OH WAIT! Let me think, I know this..........0 divided by 0......lets see here. OH! It's zero! (I'm sorry. I cheated, I used my calculator.)





(j/k :p )