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February 15th, 2002, 02:35 AM
This great philosophical question has bothered philosiphers and scienist alike for hundreds of years. Many legends were created about theories and stories of the creation of cheese! What is this mystical object? Is it the god's fruit? Is it a resualt of some mad experiment held in the past?
-"And the cheese rose from the ground, and the holy cow of nazareth flew from the heavens, and held it in her hands, and said:MOOOO!!!!..."
-The Rise Of The Cheese, Chapter 10, Paragraph 7.
Many have forgotten the importance of cheese, but even in anicent times there is a mension of cheese;
-Cheese Through The Ages, Chapter 1, Paragraph 2.
And so it seems that even in the stone age cheese was considered a delacacy, and a holy object.
What do you think?
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February 15th, 2002, 12:57 PM
It's from the Cubans. See, Cheese is made of milk and stomach acid, and thus requires a cow and a human. Cow + Human = Cuban, not meaning to be rude to any cubans out there.
February 18th, 2002, 04:18 PM
It was an accident. Some guy traveling in the desert with a bottle full of milk made out of sheep's stomach found that the milk had turned to cheese. Bow down to me, knowledge is POWER!
February 18th, 2002, 04:21 PM
Milk is a liquid. Sheep stomach is not liquid. It was sheep milk. The milk was not sheep stomach. :p
Actually I invented cheese...
(so it's a gift from the heavens. Nya)
February 18th, 2002, 08:10 PM
No...what GenEX said is correct.
February 19th, 2002, 09:20 AM
We invented Gouda! ;)
March 5th, 2002, 06:46 AM
Frankly, i belive that cheese was given to a guy named bob, from this other guy named gourge, who was a retired milkman who left stale milk in his fridge. Then bob gave it to the president of the US at that time, who gave it to his wife, who made him cream-cheese, that he gave to his cow. Then there was some story with the italians and pizza, but thats another story. :D
March 31st, 2002, 04:33 PM
March 31st, 2002, 04:39 PM
All of you are WrOnG!!!!!!! CHEESE comes from my cat, who carries it around in his tail, and then when I want some CHEESE he gives it to me! :lol:
April 1st, 2002, 05:34 AM
It's a gouda!!
April 1st, 2002, 02:19 PM
I think the milk mixed with acids in the stoumac and thus, resulted in cheese being made.
April 3rd, 2002, 04:48 AM
You stole that from my signature Gar, change the colour codes before I will go cry to Quist to ban you!!! :P
I'll help you changeing the colours.
Is NK a JJ2 thing? one of those dead-end (no offense) clans ya make? or.. thingys...
Btw, Cheese is a Jamaican food that ragee singers eat, it gives them the voice, then those rotten [insert country here] stole the idea and took the rights. <small>Just as i will take the rights of Wisey's tilesets since he left and i will be</small> <big>MASTER OF TILESETS</BIG>,<small> then I will command you all to sing stupid kiddy songs. bwuhahahahaha!</small>
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