Violet CLM
Apr 15, 2001, 01:24 PM
Once upon an Easter Sunday Batty Buddy (the Hero! Whoopie!) walked towards the War Tavern (the setting) at about 5 PM. (the time) with a backpack (an extra) and a sign picketing all these parentheses. (Hmmph!) *Yawn* thought BB, *pretty boring these days. Think I'll see what is at the War Tavern.* So thinking, BB walked towards the War Tavern. (Oh wait, he was already. Oh well.) He saw............. The War Tavern! (Big surprise...) Inside it were two rabbits, the Bartender who is never mentioned again in this story and a little rabbit named Me. Whose sole purpose in life was (Oops! Wrong story!) Anyway, Me was throughly drunk. Batty Buddy walked in. "Hi Me, what's up?" "The floor, HIC! Shay, why are you wearing a Pink Elephant on yur back? Hic!" "No, this is a backpack. There were Pink Elephants in the War Tavern once though." "Rilly? Tell Me about itsh." (Wavy Flashback effect)
Ducky and an Unknown Rabbit were laying in heaps on the floor of the War Tavern. They were the only ones there. Neither of them was awake enough to move. Drunken Stupors. Oh well. Then, five Pink Elephants flew in, the two were sober in an instant. Ducky spoke first. "What are you doing here, we don't serve your kind!" The Pink Elephants then proceeded to throw eggs at Ducky, who ducked under a table. Without any more encouragement, the other rabbit did the same. Ducky's favorite table was getting egg all over. *Scrambled!* thought the Unknown Rabbit. Then BBoy walked in. Ducky stuck her head out from under the table, getting an egg hat. "Help BBoy! Get rid of the Pink Elephants!" BBoy surveyed the scene. "All right, I will for five cups of beer. Oh and Ducky? I like your hat." Ducky gave him a five cups of beer gift certicicate, which he cashed in in the cellar. After emerging, he drew his electric sword and ran at the Pink Elephants, shouting his battlecry: "HIC!" A Pink Elephant grabbed his sword, smacked him over the head with it and dropped the sword on the floor. They then proceeded to bury the unconscious BBoy with eggs. Meanwhile, Ducky and the other rabbit had come out from under the tables and had been watching. They had, anyway, until Ducky had fallen asleep on top of the rabbit, totally squashing him. The Pink Elephants then left.
(Wavy un-Flashback effect) "And that is how Pink Elephants were in the Tavern." "Wow! Hic. But how do you know all thatsh?" "Um... I was in the rafters." "Wow!" Suddenly, Blacksheep and Dreama burst in. They were both wearing Red Hats and Capes. Dreama's hat had the words Not a Spoof on it while Blacksheep's had TWA. BB looked at them. "What are those costumes for and what is TWA? A clan? Can I join?" "No!" Shouted Dreama. "TWA stands for The Weird Animals! We're Super-heroes!" Blacksheep spoke up. "And I'm doin' some collecting for the SAV TEH DUKKY AGEN FUND! (With Backward Ks) Me looked at Blackie, trying to convert this to words of one syllable in Sanskrit, and not suceeding. "But, aren't you Blucksheepsh?" "No! I am... Cobra!" Blacksheep then pulled off a Blacksheep costume, revealing herself as... Cobra! "Now, I want all your money for the fund. Give me it!" BB gave Cobra a toothpick. "Drat! What about you, Me?" Me pointed at the Cash Register and fainted from shock. So did BB. They then woke up again. "Aha!" Cobra ran for the Cash Register while Dreama was puzzling out why she had been almost edited out of the story. Cobra then noticed the Cash Register was locked. "Oh great! To open this I must get... A Nuclear Missile! Now how can I get enough money for one?" Me and Batty Buddy each looked at the other one, one thought on their minds. They must get that Cash Register away from Cobra for no reason whatsoever! So thinking, they both lunged for the Cash Register in perfect sync. Me bashed his head on Cobra and fell unconscious. BB however, grabbed the Cash Register and ran all the way home with it.
At home, BB opened a secret passage in a wall, shoved the Cash Register into it, closed it, sealed in with Duck Tape and left. Only then did he realize that Cobra was still holding onto the Cash Register! He quickly pulled the first thing he felt out of his Backpack, not caring it was a Nuclear Missile, and threw it at the secret passage. There was a huge explosion. When it was over, the house was gone and BB was walking back to the War Tavern with his Backpack over his back. Cobra had been wearing an Anti-Nuclear protection shield so she was unharmed but the Cash Register was open! Her eyes quickly darted over the contents, which were notes. Cobra screamed and started digging through the notes for money. That was when she noticed the notes were actully checks. She quickly looked over their amounts. Toothpicks, lemon peels, copies of X-Men 1, notepaper, Linux machines, worthless things like that. Cobra did a double take. X-Men 1 comics? She gathered all the X-Men 1 comic checks and cashed them at the nearest bank. She then ran back to the War Tavern in hopes of a buyer.
Cobra ran into the War Tavern, looking resolute. She knew of at leat one comics appreciater, Shorty. Now if only he was there! He was not. Me, Batty Buddy and Dreama were, though. "Oh hi! Anybody want to buy some copies of X-Men 1?" Dreama walked up to Cobra. "I am tired of the deception you are giving us all! You are not Cobra!" Cobra looked at Dreama. "Why do you say that?" Dreama pulled off her Dreama mask, revealing herself as... Cobra! (2) Cobra (1) looked at Me and Batty Buddy. They were both staring. "Well, you, are correct. I am not actully Cobra (1)! "Cobra (1) pulled off her Cobra mask, revealing herself as... Blacksheep! Cobra looked hard at Blacksheep. "Aha! Now I understand your plan! You have kidnapped Ducky (again) and left her somewhere. You then disguised yourself as Cobra with a Blacksheep mask! You went to take a lot of money, knowing as Cobra you would probably get it! Then you would have a lot of money AND the ransom for Ducky!" Cobra then proceeded to jump on Blacksheep. Blacksheep yelped. "Don't hurt me! I'm not really Blacksheep!" Blacksheep then pulled off her Blacksheep mask. Batty Buddy gasped. "Why, It's Nobody!" Nobody threw off Cobra. "Yes! It is I, Nobody the Great and Powerful! I was looking for a new gag to play today, for April Fools!" Cobra got up. "It is Easter, not April Fools Day." "Oh well. Anyway, I talked to Ducky and we thought it would be great, I then got Batty Buddy in on it and we decided to spring it today." Cobra looked around. "Nice story, but I don't belive it. Take off that Nobody mask, Blacksheep! If this was an Easter joke then where is the REAL Ducky?" Ducky pulled off her Me costume. "Speaking. Oh and BB? I didn't go to sleep on that Rabbit, it was the other way around." Cobra sighed and lay down on a nearby Leather Couch. "So, it was all just a big joke on me. And you all did it surprisingly well. Just one question. Who WAS Batty Buddy, really?" Batty Buddy pulled off his mask, revealing himself to be... Batty Buddy!
THE END.
Epilogue:
Shorty then walked up, took the X-Men 1 comics from where they had been forgotten, sold them at a Comics Con and bought a lot of gum with the money.
Ducky and an Unknown Rabbit were laying in heaps on the floor of the War Tavern. They were the only ones there. Neither of them was awake enough to move. Drunken Stupors. Oh well. Then, five Pink Elephants flew in, the two were sober in an instant. Ducky spoke first. "What are you doing here, we don't serve your kind!" The Pink Elephants then proceeded to throw eggs at Ducky, who ducked under a table. Without any more encouragement, the other rabbit did the same. Ducky's favorite table was getting egg all over. *Scrambled!* thought the Unknown Rabbit. Then BBoy walked in. Ducky stuck her head out from under the table, getting an egg hat. "Help BBoy! Get rid of the Pink Elephants!" BBoy surveyed the scene. "All right, I will for five cups of beer. Oh and Ducky? I like your hat." Ducky gave him a five cups of beer gift certicicate, which he cashed in in the cellar. After emerging, he drew his electric sword and ran at the Pink Elephants, shouting his battlecry: "HIC!" A Pink Elephant grabbed his sword, smacked him over the head with it and dropped the sword on the floor. They then proceeded to bury the unconscious BBoy with eggs. Meanwhile, Ducky and the other rabbit had come out from under the tables and had been watching. They had, anyway, until Ducky had fallen asleep on top of the rabbit, totally squashing him. The Pink Elephants then left.
(Wavy un-Flashback effect) "And that is how Pink Elephants were in the Tavern." "Wow! Hic. But how do you know all thatsh?" "Um... I was in the rafters." "Wow!" Suddenly, Blacksheep and Dreama burst in. They were both wearing Red Hats and Capes. Dreama's hat had the words Not a Spoof on it while Blacksheep's had TWA. BB looked at them. "What are those costumes for and what is TWA? A clan? Can I join?" "No!" Shouted Dreama. "TWA stands for The Weird Animals! We're Super-heroes!" Blacksheep spoke up. "And I'm doin' some collecting for the SAV TEH DUKKY AGEN FUND! (With Backward Ks) Me looked at Blackie, trying to convert this to words of one syllable in Sanskrit, and not suceeding. "But, aren't you Blucksheepsh?" "No! I am... Cobra!" Blacksheep then pulled off a Blacksheep costume, revealing herself as... Cobra! "Now, I want all your money for the fund. Give me it!" BB gave Cobra a toothpick. "Drat! What about you, Me?" Me pointed at the Cash Register and fainted from shock. So did BB. They then woke up again. "Aha!" Cobra ran for the Cash Register while Dreama was puzzling out why she had been almost edited out of the story. Cobra then noticed the Cash Register was locked. "Oh great! To open this I must get... A Nuclear Missile! Now how can I get enough money for one?" Me and Batty Buddy each looked at the other one, one thought on their minds. They must get that Cash Register away from Cobra for no reason whatsoever! So thinking, they both lunged for the Cash Register in perfect sync. Me bashed his head on Cobra and fell unconscious. BB however, grabbed the Cash Register and ran all the way home with it.
At home, BB opened a secret passage in a wall, shoved the Cash Register into it, closed it, sealed in with Duck Tape and left. Only then did he realize that Cobra was still holding onto the Cash Register! He quickly pulled the first thing he felt out of his Backpack, not caring it was a Nuclear Missile, and threw it at the secret passage. There was a huge explosion. When it was over, the house was gone and BB was walking back to the War Tavern with his Backpack over his back. Cobra had been wearing an Anti-Nuclear protection shield so she was unharmed but the Cash Register was open! Her eyes quickly darted over the contents, which were notes. Cobra screamed and started digging through the notes for money. That was when she noticed the notes were actully checks. She quickly looked over their amounts. Toothpicks, lemon peels, copies of X-Men 1, notepaper, Linux machines, worthless things like that. Cobra did a double take. X-Men 1 comics? She gathered all the X-Men 1 comic checks and cashed them at the nearest bank. She then ran back to the War Tavern in hopes of a buyer.
Cobra ran into the War Tavern, looking resolute. She knew of at leat one comics appreciater, Shorty. Now if only he was there! He was not. Me, Batty Buddy and Dreama were, though. "Oh hi! Anybody want to buy some copies of X-Men 1?" Dreama walked up to Cobra. "I am tired of the deception you are giving us all! You are not Cobra!" Cobra looked at Dreama. "Why do you say that?" Dreama pulled off her Dreama mask, revealing herself as... Cobra! (2) Cobra (1) looked at Me and Batty Buddy. They were both staring. "Well, you, are correct. I am not actully Cobra (1)! "Cobra (1) pulled off her Cobra mask, revealing herself as... Blacksheep! Cobra looked hard at Blacksheep. "Aha! Now I understand your plan! You have kidnapped Ducky (again) and left her somewhere. You then disguised yourself as Cobra with a Blacksheep mask! You went to take a lot of money, knowing as Cobra you would probably get it! Then you would have a lot of money AND the ransom for Ducky!" Cobra then proceeded to jump on Blacksheep. Blacksheep yelped. "Don't hurt me! I'm not really Blacksheep!" Blacksheep then pulled off her Blacksheep mask. Batty Buddy gasped. "Why, It's Nobody!" Nobody threw off Cobra. "Yes! It is I, Nobody the Great and Powerful! I was looking for a new gag to play today, for April Fools!" Cobra got up. "It is Easter, not April Fools Day." "Oh well. Anyway, I talked to Ducky and we thought it would be great, I then got Batty Buddy in on it and we decided to spring it today." Cobra looked around. "Nice story, but I don't belive it. Take off that Nobody mask, Blacksheep! If this was an Easter joke then where is the REAL Ducky?" Ducky pulled off her Me costume. "Speaking. Oh and BB? I didn't go to sleep on that Rabbit, it was the other way around." Cobra sighed and lay down on a nearby Leather Couch. "So, it was all just a big joke on me. And you all did it surprisingly well. Just one question. Who WAS Batty Buddy, really?" Batty Buddy pulled off his mask, revealing himself to be... Batty Buddy!
THE END.
Epilogue:
Shorty then walked up, took the X-Men 1 comics from where they had been forgotten, sold them at a Comics Con and bought a lot of gum with the money.