Hi, I'm new here.

[PinkDaizy]

Hello peoples, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a new user. I wanted to register earlier, but I never really did.

No, I'm not a newbie at JJ2http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif. I've been a fan for a couple of years. Like I said before, I just didn't register for a while.

Anywho, don't be surprised to see a new username around here. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[SteelTalon]

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)



Time to dust off the infamous welcome wagon.



*takes it out of it's dark corner, takes a huge ham and dusts it off*



Welcome to JCF, the new home of <strike>intelligence</strike> insanity. We recently have been relocated from the JMMB, so please excuse our dust. We'll be back up to peak insanity soon enough, or at least when the otters start throwing casino dice at us. We hope you <strike>enjoy your stay</strike> stay here forever like we do.

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Welcome abord newcommer!!!!

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Im blizzard, one of the 'different members', its good to get some new people into jazz2

[CannibalBob]

i am CannibalBob. Yeah, my real name isn't actually Bob... http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif but the 'cannibal' part? Yes, I am a cannibal. Don't worry Jazz, rabbit is part of my diet! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[iCeD]

Hello NEWBIE! Don't mind those other NEWBIEs (ST, Blizzard and CannibalBob) over there. I'm a NEWBIE too.

[Newspaz]

Lol iCeD.. Anyway, welcome!

[~SPLASH~]

n00b alert!



hi im old, ure new?

N00B!

hehe



welcome

[ElectroPiZZa]

Hello JAZZER!



- Piz

[Ducky]

Hmm. Have I seen you're name in a dream somehwere? You sound SO familiar...

Oh well http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif G'day to yeh, I wish I was still a newbie. No, actually I don't because I was really horrible. OKay, well I hope you have come pre-insanified because its not pretty when we have to do it. iCeD usually gets to people first..we tried to restran him.

http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

`Ducky

[Bobby aka Dizzy]

And don't be afraid of us (especially iCeD) even though it may be hard ;P



Welcome! :)



-Bobby

[Violet CLM]

Welcome, welcome, one and one. I have prepared for all <strike>newbies totally unexperianced in the ways of the JCF </strike> new blood a list of things to do and not do.



If you want to be noticed:

Post a story in the War Tavern and take really long to post each chapter. (Kaven)

Be totally original. (Um...)

Post intelligent conversation with no weird stuff at all. (Well, not anybunny in THIS message board)

Create a sub-plot for either "The Next Chapter of the War Tavern" or "um... War stories might be back?" and then put in someting that everybunny will talk about. (Unknown Rabbit)

Become a moderator.

Eat Tweety. (Try "My Rabbit Dances!")



If you want to be ignored:

Do absolutely nothing. (Any lurkers on this board)

See above. (Eye doctor test)

Ditto etc... (Can you figure out those words?)





A list of dos and don'ts:

DO eat Spam.

DON'T post a lot of pictures of pie, we've already got 2 members doing that.

DON'T post senseless topics like "Help me find my toilet" or "If ya smeeeeelll.... What the Ryu! Is! Cookin!" (Spelled wrong for your saftey)

DON'T be afraid to edit your messages.

DO have a cool signature.



_________________

Read my "A musical story" in the War Tavern!



Eat Tweety!



Is there any fool who would challenge me to a motorized squirrel race?

[Wild Angel]

Hi there, Daiz! Dun mind if I call you Daiz? Good! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif



Welcome to the wonderful world of uh, Jazz Jackrabit Community Forums! *bows gracefully*

[Tanpopo Kiku]

Welcome, Newbie (I thought I saw you once, but I don't know). I'm the leader of my clan, which includes two other guys.

[Dark MooGoo]

Why yes, I do like pie, thank you for asking.



http://detnews.com/1999/food/0506/panel/fd07panelapplepies.jpg

[ElectroPiZZa]

Notice that if you go to http://www.pie.com/, you'll get some strange skateboarding website that has nothing to do with pies at all. Then, if you go to http://www.pies.com/, you get a website for some marketing company. And then, if you go to http://www.piez.com/, you get something in a foreign language! The Internet sure is weird, 'eh?



- Piz

[Rýû]

Hi

[PinkDaizy]

Woah, I didn't know I'd get THIS many replies.http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Wild Angel]

PPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!



By TheRock http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[PinkDaizy]

Mmmm....pie.

[Wild Angel]

*Hands Daiz a pie* Call me Wild if ya wanna. Wildie is fine too, heck, that's my nickname. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Teej]

Welcome! I AM insanity in person. Or is that Electropizza who i on a diet of.....electropizza. Anyway, hope you like the board.

[Timothy Hyperion Purr]

Unknown Rabbit, I am sorry. Very sorry.



Look, Kiku did almost everything you suggested to Pinkdaisy to do to get attention, and people still ignore her. I wonder if they treat her like trash sometimes...



Welcome, Pinkdaisy. Unfortunately, I thought this thread was supposed to be in Misc...

[Tanpopo Kiku]

PinkDaisy, IF people ignore you and make fun of you like they do to me, try saying you're dead. Then they might like you.



(Of course, for me, they simply ignored me more. Go figure.)

[Wild Angel]

I dun ignore you, Kiku. I feel the same way 98% of the time.

[Wild Angel]

On , SteelTalon wrote:



Welcome to JCF, the new home of <strike>intelligence</strike> insanity.







I'm da one with the insanity line, Steel!! Waaaahhh!!! You took it!!!! *sobs*

[Tweety]

Ack, I'm late, and everyone has said what I'd be saying now already! *cries* So.. er.. *sob* Welcome, I guess. :)



Kiku&Wildie: I don't really get the thing about being ignored. I'm paying the same attention to the posts of EVERYONE, and I'm pretty sure the rest of the community is doing the same thing too, so nya.



(Mmm, PiYs.)

[Paul]

I'm always late. (:



Anyways, welcome to the board. (:

[ElectroPiZZa]

PAUL! I reclaim the General Jazz 2 Talk forum as MY LAST POST! So there! ;-P



- Piz

[PinkDaizy]

Now the last post is mine. Hah!

[JJ BBoy KS]

Welcome! Since your new, you might not get some things around the JCF. Such as:



You'll probably see someone say, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!" sometime soon. This is something which was said in a game from...(Japan?) and it was translated very poorly when it came here.



Also, if someone talks about a person walking around with a sign which says, "Save teh Dukky fund" with backwards k's (BTW was that what it said? http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) It is from a topic where BlackSheep took Ducky hostage and wanted some things if we wanted her back. The save the Dukky fund (or whatever it said) was to raise money to buy the things BlackSheep wanted.



Also, some people (like NOBODY) like rubber chickens that squirt out rubber chicken goo on people. So be expecting this.



And a thing you're suppose to do, is make lots of these:



*Throws a cherry pie at iCeD* ('case ya didn't know, this means that I just threw a pie @ iCeD) But, people like it when you tell what you do inside asterix.



Well, guys, did I miss anything? (Surely I did. I couldn't possibly remember all the insanity here!)



Anywayz, I hope you stay here 'till you are so old that all you can do is sit in a rocking chair with the rest of us and tell stories that you remember about the Jazz 2 Community.



(BTW, Tanpopo Kiku always thinks that nobody ever pays any attention to her, so if she talks about it, just don't pay any attention to her. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif Also, don't call her Kiki. She hate's it.)

[ElectroPiZZa]

I come from the planet pig, nice to meet your acquaintance.



- Piz

[-~Blizzard*~-]

KIKU!!!

SHUT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING!!!

OR IM GONNA SMACK YOU!!!!!!!!!!





And what else would you expect from us?http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Wild Angel]

Bleh

[Derby]

ALSO NOTE THAT TYPING IN CAPS LIKE THIS HURTS OTHERS' EYES, AND WILL SOMEHOW LEAD THE OTHERS' TO IGNORE WHAT YOU'VE POSTED. PLEASE IGNORE THIS AND CONTINUE POSTING IN CAPS, BECAUSE THIS POST SHOULD BE HURTING YOUR EYES RIGHT ABOUT NOW, WHICH WILL BE ONE CAUSE OF YOUR IGNORING THIS POST.



Just get a new keyboard if you ever have a problem with the caps lock button staying down. ;-P



Welcome to the JCF. We all come to this message board only because there's a groovy "JCF" logo in the corner. Have fun. ;-P

[Wild Angel]

THAT DIDN'T HURT MY EYES

[Rýû]

IF YAH SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL LAH!

WHAT THE RYU!! IS!!!......................COOKIN!

http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Hi again, and Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wild Angel]

Oh god *shakes her head at the way Ryu acts*

[Ducky]

If I write in caps its because my dad left the the lock on again.

Caps is evil.

Hi again, Daizy. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

`Ducky

[Wild Angel]

Heheheheh..

[Violet CLM]

The sign says "SAV TEH DUKKY FUND" and does have backwards "k"s.

Pay no attention to KJAZZ's fighting seizure robot.

Paul is another delicacy.

The Infamous Leather Couch (TILC) is also from that topic where Blacksheep took Ducky hostage. (The JMMB one, I mean.)

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Right....I don't think she really cares about that....but anywho...welcome to our homble avode

[Tanpopo Kiku]

Smack me, then. I dare you to.



PinkDaisy, another way to get a lot of attention--put people down sometimes. They'll love it.



Another way--get *really* friendly with the admins. and moderators. They'll love it.



Another way--put me down every time you come here. Everyone else'll love it.



Hope this helps!



_________________

Read our story, Laburnum, in the War Tavern!



If I leave tomorrow, will you still remember me?

[Dark MooGoo]

<table cellspacing="25" cellpading="7"><tr><td>http://amp.nrl.navy.mil/code1800/CAKE.GIF</td><td>http://cp.duluth.mn.us/~sarah/Pie.GIF</td></tr><tr><td><strike><center>cake</center></strike></td><td><center>PIE</center></td></tr></table>

[Electric Ir]

Welcome, PinkPie-zy.



<strike>NO! NO CLIPARTS! NO-HO-HO-HO!!!!!!!!!</strike> (No, really, they sure look terrible)

[Violet CLM]

I will not love it if anybunny puts Tanpopo Kiku down. She does not deserve it! DOES NOT, DO YOU HEAR ME? N-O-T NOT!!!!

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Kiku, you are the most igornate person I know, you not only would make a lousy friend, but I decided to stop trying to be your friend, and if you keep this up, I sure hope they kick you out of here, you low self-esteem person!Never have I seen someone who doesn't shut up about 'Boo hoo, my life is bad, noone listens to me' Well I sure as h*ll do! And I want you to SHUT UP!!!

Either say something good, or don't say anything at all, you got that?

Im sick and tired of hearing you whine every day!! GOD, you can do something about it, but noo, were just gonna put ourself down!

You make me sick, you know that, You could be a good friend...If you actually treated people nice, maybe then you might have a actually friend here

[PinkDaizy]

Aw, come on, Blizzard. Don't give Kiku a tough time. You're not helping her, you know.

Kiku, don't worry, even though I'm a newbie, I bet that there are lots of people who like you. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Sorry Pink....but it gets tiring, I know what shes getting at, and we all listen to her, I've told her this what....4 times...It just gets tiring....Sorry...I usually cause diaster, so its my fault here, well anywho, welcome abord(for the third time again by mehttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)

[Timothy Hyperion Purr]

Ahem. Thank you! (snorts)



That is quite pitiful, Blizzard. And Daizy, you're absolutely wrong. Judging by the way people are...



Anyway, PinkDaizy, Kiku did form her small clan of friends (There's 2 persons in there right now) who sit on the porch and read romantic novels (sometimes Shakesphere) <s>that we don't really understand</s>, hang upside down from trees in the park, and spend all their free time typing up weird stories <s>(with sad endings)</s> that we don't understand.



Would you like to join? We'd love to have you around.

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Timothy, shut up boy!

That wasn't pityful, that WAS pityful of Kiku to try and depress Pink like that, and I don't care what you are, your like Kiku, more like a personality of her

[Tanpopo Kiku]

Sure, you can join our clan, PD.

Oh, just to let you know, PinkDaizy, I am dead. Everyone on the board supposedly mauled me. And nowadays I simply accept a smack from a newbie as a greeting, you don't have to give me a handshake.

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Ahh, Shakespeare, you know whats good?

MacBeth

Thats gotta be one of my favs, Well that and Hamlet



I've read Both Julius Caesar and Romeo and Juliet

[SteelTalon]

Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.

I don't even know what you all are talking -- Ooh, looks like a random tip of the day leaked in:



TIP: Type in correctly "grammar-ized" sentences with correctly spelled words, and (most) people will believe in contrast to someone who doesn't.

[Derby]

This is a proven fact, too. Just which sentence set sounds more convincing to you? (Dead people and social outcasts should stay away from this poll.)



Sentence set 1:



Deborah: "jimmy u made it i love u!!!"



Jimmy: "Eew, you're not using proper grammar, Deborah. I don't love you back."



Sentence set 2:



Deborah: "Jimmy, you made it! I love you!"



Jimmy: "Rowr; you're finally using grammar. I would propose to you, but it's too late, now!"



See the difference? ;-P

[ElectroPiZZa]

Wow, that was really nice, Blizzard. Everyone must respect you now. ;-P



- Piz

[n0]

*Cocks rubber chicken and pulls the trigger*

*Rubber chicken goo squirts on <strike> Pink Daisy</strike> IcEd*



Daisy!

You are from Noogy's foum, right?



_________________

ÑÖßÔÐÝ

Moo. So nya

Nobody can do everything

Got Cows?

My rubber chicken's name is Claw

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[-~Blizzard*~-]

Nobody, don't do that again, got it?

And Now I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE PINK!!!!!!!

[Wild Angel]

*sighs* Flame war...flame war....alert, alert.

[Wild Angel]

Personally, logically, I think in this huge situation with Kiku vs. Blizz is putting us all down. Why is it, that something, little, turns into a big flame war?

I would continue to express myself logically, but I won't. I have to go to bed and get some much needed rest.



Kiku, number one, we don't hate you. I think you are trying to get attention, but not in a very good way.

I am sorry if I am wrong, but I have my ways of thinking, you have yours.



-Emerald Dragon aka Wild Angel

[UrbanMenace]

I'm not taking any part in this...Oh, wait, why did I post this...?





Ah... ignore the above.

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Ok, yeah, good choice of action Urban.

[Ducky]

...Geez. I have an idea. Lets all be really horrible to each other. That should make someone happy. Big woop. And even if it doesn't, it gives us something to fight about! OH yeah. And if we get to fighting, wow! Next thing you know, we all hate each other except the merciful few who tried to stay out of the whole deal. Wow! And then, if thats not fun, the people who are left can try to fix things, and the chaps who started the whole thing can bite their heads off! EsPECIALLY the one who was being a loser in the first place, because he/she don't wanna be put down. You know, I'm having so much fun I could die.



I'm in a really sarcastic mood. Isn't this groovy? Do I sound familiar to you?



What a dismal extension on a welcome note.

`Ducky

[-~Blizzard*~-]

How about this, that dead chick shuts up and starts being nicer, look at me kiku, im a jerk, but I try to make up for it, your just a jerk period, you don't do anything to take it back, the people here are willing to be your friend, but are you willing to let them? Thats the ture question....

[Rýû]

The Ryu says: Bllizzard is right she IS VERY ANNOYING!!!!!! Dang wehn is she going to shut up about her life being sucky and no one liking her! like reeeeeeaaalllly i saw alot of ppl trying to be their friend, did she changed? NO! so kiku stop that already

[Timothy Hyperion Purr]

All right, that's enough complaining, you folks. I do not like flame wars!



PLEEZE Letttuce all just shut up and stop whining so childishly, this is not an "arguing" forum, thank you very much. And we are certainly not making a very good impression on our new pal PinkDaizy.



Yes? Any objections?



Instead, lettuce be nice to each other, and stop complaining uselessly about Kiku and Blizzard, <s>because they're both weird</s>, shall we say, and have a little more fun here! Plus, make a very good impression on our new friend PinkDaizy!



Now how hard is this? Really now?



And if Kiku is really so stupid, like we say, how come we don't simply ban her?</font size="1.5">

[Fquist_old]

Blizzard, second warning. One more and you are out. No personal attacks on this board.

[Violet CLM]

I will be Kiku's friend if she wants one. I am afraid I do not like hanging from trees though.

[Dark MooGoo]

Lettuce ketchup to you.

[Timothy Hyperion Purr]

Please, let us behave ourselves, for our own good.

[Grath AR]

Hey! if not a flame war lets have a food war!!!!

(Just Kidding!<\font>)

[-~Blizzard*~-]

WHAT THE HECK! I GET WARNED, BUT NOT KIKU!!!!

WHATS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!

[Timothy Hyperion Purr]

Sure, Blizzard, you might think Kiku's a stupid, freaky whiner (in fact, she's not), but she doesn't seem to constantly put others down. In fact, if you hadn't noticed, it seems more like she puts herself down.



What's so bad about that? And, it doesn't seem like Kiku swears or uses foul language, either.



Stop complaining, PLEASE. If you have a problem with this, I'm very sorry, but this is not the place to tell us about it.

[Timothy Hyperion Purr]

Daisy, if you happen to like rabbits, I have a lot of links to cute bunny pages. Just to let you know http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif.

[-~Blizzard*~-]

Kiku's cool, I think your a sniliving little brat who acts all grown up, and no, Kiku is cool, on the other hand, your the type of kid i'd love to beat the crap out of

[Wild Angel]

Wild Angel's suggestion: CLOSE THE TOPIC, WE ARE DEVOLPING A FLAME WAR



Number one: Kiku, don't put yourself down.



Number two: Don't go whining on about life being so bad for you.



Number three: Are you trying to get attention?



Number four: It starts bad flame wars. When man tried to make the first airplane, and it failed, did he go whining to everyone about it not working, and stuff? I know that is off subject.



Number five: We have all tried to be your friend, Kiku, I believe, I have even. Your blocking us all out, then you go whining off about not having any friends and how people put you down. It isn't getting you anywhere. Putting yourself down and then whining about all of the above is not a good way to get attention. "Or put me down. That gets attention and will make everyone happy." (Something like that.) Wot is up with all that crap, Kiku?



This is not a arguing topic. It is a General Jazz 2 Talk topic.



I rest my case, with peace.



Welcome, again, Daiz.

[-~Blizzard*~-]

*claps*

I Strongly agree, I never planned on making any enemies, but this is too far away from being on topic, I suggest you act on angel's words

[Wild Angel]

Geesh, that is the longest post I have ever made!



I'm so sorry this happened to your topic, Daizy.

[Fquist_old]

Wild angel, no personal attacks.



Blizzard, your banning will be discussed in the admin area now. I have given you a last warning but you have ignored it.



Pinkdaizy, I am also sorry that a welcome post has turned out into this.



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-Fquist

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