The Legend of Eye Are See

[ElectroPiZZa]

I can see it all now...



The year is 2083.



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** You have entered #WarTavern.



<ElectroPiZZa> Heeeeya! It's been 82 years since I was here! YEEEEEHAW! YIPEEEEE!

* ElectroPiZZa does a jig but falls over and breaks a few bones

<ElectroPiZZa> SOOOO NYAAAAAA*cough* *cough* *hack* *cough*

<Bluez> Um... yeah. Now where's 'mah coffee?

<Derby> Quantum physics lesson #828... *cough* Ow.

<Wakeman> Hey everyone! I know it's been 82 years since I last updated ANYTHING... but don't worry, I'll update the poll results soon! I promise!

<Bobby> I own you. I own you. I ow-*falls over*

<Dreama> I'm lost. Even after 82 years!

<iCeD> Now, honey, no need to get angry.

<Dreama> Oh, shut up, iCeD, and wash the dishes.

<iCeD> Okay, dear.

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<Hip Chick70> hey yo

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<DethMan> l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t.

<Laguna> SPAM! MONTY PYTHON! SPAM! SPAM! BoX! NARF! INSANITY! NARF NARF NARF!

<Admael> Looks like you drank too much caffeine again, 'eh?

<Captain Spam> Yo, ho, the dairy-O. As we sail upon the river and we all are gettin' a' shiver and we sail upon the days of the zoo... er... I really don't know what I'm saying today. Heh.

<Guybrush Threepwood> SHADDUP!

<FoD> MWAAAAAAHAHAHA! I'M STILL EVIL AFTER 82 YEARS!

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<jb!> HEEEEEY KIDDDIES! =D HAAAAS ANYONE HEARD THE NEW LATEST ALBUM BY SKILLET? IT KICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111$(@!*$!@@!$!(*$ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH!!!!!!&$#*$)!#*)^

<jb!> YSSSE POKKEEYEYE!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 LOOLOLOLO!!!!!!!1111!!!!#&$#!)*$&!#)(%&*(!)#&%(#!)%*!()#%&#!()%*!)(#%&!()%&#!()%#!()%&#!()%*()#&!%()#!*%!)(#%&#(%*!#%!*(!%#*(#)&%##(%&#%&%#(&%!#(*%#)%*!#(%#!(%&#!%

<iCeD> I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<iCeD> I'm iCeD.

<Fquist> Quit spamming.

<iCeD> No.

<Fquist> Yes, iced.

<iCeD> The name is iCeD.

<Fquist> OK, IcEd.

<Fquist> You too, electropizza.

<ElectroPiZZa> What? I didn't do anything.

<Wakeman> SHUT UP! YOU FOOLS! THE WHOLE LOT OF YA!

<Aiko> Go J2O! Go J2O! Go J2O! YEEEEAH!

<Aiko> GO J2O! Go J2O! Go J2O!

<DethMan> Shut up.

<Aiko> No.

<Fquist> We just upgraded J2O to PHP 151. It's faster than ever.

<DethMan> I'll say it is.

<Wakeman> WOW! Hey guys, they just made Jazz Jackrabbit 3!

<ElectroPiZZa> WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!11

<ShadowGPW> They made Quake 6,753,252,358,237,523!

<iCeD> I just purchased Unreal 4,532,747,643,644,783,866,234,854,137,754,455,777, 666,699. It rocks.

<Aiko> That's a lotta numbers.

<Dreama> o_O

<Wakeman> JAZZ RULES UNREAL AND QUAKE ANYDAY!!!!!1113194*!$*$(!*@$@$(*

<iCeD> No. I like blowing people to bits.

<iCeD> I also got the amazing Voodoo 991,991. The graphics are better than real life.

<Bluez> Back in the ol' days, we were lucky we had 32-bit vertex color shading!

<iCeD> How primitive.

<Bluez> Now listen here, 'sonny boy.

<iCeD> I'm not your "sonny boy".

<Bluez> Ah, who cares? Now listen here. We were even lucky that we had a simple game like PONG!

* iCeD faints

<iCeD> The GeForce 3's graphics are junk compared to what we have now.

<Wakeman> GeForce 3? Yucky yucky yucky.

<Bluez> I just got a new 3D accelerator today.

<iCeD> 3D accelerator? What's a 3D accelerator?

<iCeD> We have 914D accelerators now. It's beyond virtual reality.

<Bluez> uh-huh-huh-huh. Now listen here, 'bud. I'm not gonna-

<ElectroPiZZa> Yep... nothing's changed in 82 years.

[Violet CLM]

I agree, seems the same as ever to me. "Quit spamming." I love it!

[Wild Angel]

Wow! Add mmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! lol

[megamewtwo]

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*Riththeawakener yawns and stretches.

<RiththeAwakener> I haven't had a powernap like that before...

<iCeD>Oh yeah?

<RiththeAwakener> Yeah. What year is it?

<ElectroPiZZa> 2083.

<RiththeAwakener> I'd say that was a nice little 52 year nap.

* Bluez Sips his coffee

<Bluez> 52 year nap?

<RiththeAwakener> Yeah. I kept playing Planetarion for about 30 years, then inbetween season 38, I fell into a power nap.

* RiththeAwakener stretches and falls off his chair

<RiththeAwakener> o.0 Ow.



You finsh it from there.



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"If you think you're ahead, Then you're dreaming."

~Rith the Awakener

[Wild Angel]

*cough*cough*

[*BlackSheep]

If I may be so bold as to <s>steal</s> borrow Ducky's adjective, it's totally brilliant, Piz. I hope you continue http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif



*Black

[Ducky]

I never even replied! Slacker. Ehm. No i don't have anything to say! Sue Blackie for me not complimenting you :P

`Ducky