All your Base meets The Babel Fish

[Jersey Devil]

So, you thought Zerowing (more commonly known as All Your Base, these days) had a bad enough translation? Well, how about this? I wrote a transcript of the AYB gif, and pasted it into Alta Vista's Babel Fish translator. I went from English to French, then French to English.



Here's the script in English (or is that Engrish?):



In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.

Captain: What happen?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What!

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's you!!

Cats: How are you gentlemen!!

Cats: All your base are belong to us.

Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say!!

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Cats: Ha ha ha ha....

Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!!

Captain: You know what you doing.

Captain: Move 'Zig'.

Captain: For great justice.



And here it is, after being in French, and back:



In A.D. 2101 the war started.

Captain: What occurs?

Mechanic: Somebody installed us the breakdown.

Operator: We obtain the signal.

Captain: What!

Operator: The principal screen ignite.

Captain: It is you!!

Cats: How are you of the Messrs!!

Cats: All your base are belong to us.

Cats: You are on the path with the destruction.

Captain: What you say!!

Cats: You are not likely any to survive

made your time.

Cats: Ha ha ha ha...

Captain: Remove each 'Guy'!!

Captain: You know what making you.

Captain: Move 'Guy'.

Captain: For great justice.





What you think? You have no chance to get away read the script!



J.D..



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[~SPLASH~]

wow they didnt change the screwed up all your base thingie http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Zero-Dai]

This shows Babel Fish can't be trusted.

[Talec]

Meaning that someone *did* trust it at some point? http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif



~Talec LP

[Talec]

Lol! Here's a version I used www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ (http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/) for making a Reneck version!



In A.D. 2101



War was beginnin'.



Cappain: Whut in tarnation happen?



Mechanic: Somebody set up us th' bomb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker.



Operato': We git signal, ah reckon.



Cappain: Whut in tarnation! Fry mah hide!



Operato': Main screen turn on, as enny fool kin plainly see.



Cappain: It's yo'! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!



Cats: How is yo' juntlemen! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!



Cats: All yer base is belong t'us.



Cats: Yer on th' way t'destruckshun.



Cappain: Whut in tarnation yo' say! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!



Cats: Yo' haf no chance t'survive make yer time.



Cats: Ha ha ha ha....



Cappain: Take off ev'ry 'Zig'! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!



Cappain: Yo' knows whut yo' doin'.



Cappain: Move 'Zig'.



Cappain: Fo' great jestice.

[Derby]

Heh, I consider Jive even stranger. ;-P



In A.D. 2101



War wuz beginnin'.



Captain, dig dis: Whut happen?



Mechanic, dig dis: Some fool set down us de bomb. Co' got d' beat!



Opuh'to': We dig signal.



Captain, dig dis: Whut! Right on! Opuh'to': Main screen turn on. 'S coo', bro.



Captain, dig dis: It's ya'! Preach it loud, bruddah!



Cats, dig dis: How is you gentlemen! Preach it loud, bruddah!



Cats, dig dis: All yo' base is belong t'us.



Cats, dig dis: You's is on de way t'destrucshun.



Captain, dig dis: Whut ya' say! Preach it loud, bruddah!



Cats, dig dis: You's gots no chance t'survive make yo' time.



Cats, dig dis: Ha ha ha ha. WORD!...



Captain, dig dis: Snatch off every 'Zig'! Preach it loud, bruddah!



Captain, dig dis: You's know whut ya' hangin'.



Captain, dig dis: Move 'Zig'.



Captain, dig dis: Fo' great justice.

[Hareoic]

If you think THAT'S funny, take a look at my sig.

[EvilMike]

In hacker:



n 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ D~~ hack the oplannat... ololololoololo~~ 2101 war waz beginning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~

c74ptaijn: what 4hppen????????? you are sUck caues I will ACk!!!!!!!!!!!! ahdck the plannet

mecha|\|ic: somebody set upu s te bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~

operatro: we g3ty isgnal!!!!!!!!!!!!111 olololololol

CLAPTAIN: SWTA~~ you suck!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ op4ratro: main screen turn on,

captasin: oits you

cars: ho ware u gentleme|\|!!!!!!

CATS: LAL UR BAS AR BELONG YO US... cats :you r on the way to destrcTion/ 7aptain :what you Sya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CATS: U HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE NAKE YOUR T1ME..

casts: ha ah ha ah olololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ THEIR IS A RATRIO DONT RIPE ME OFF cause I iwll AHCK~~~~~~ . !!!!!!!1~~ .. CAPTAIN: T4KE OFF EVERY "ZIG'!!!!!111~~~~~ CAPTAIN: YOOU KNOW HWAT YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ hack the lpannat

captain: mov ezig"!!!!!11~~ ololololololol~~ c7aptain: gro gr8 kutsice..





This has got to be the weirdest.

[Hareoic]

What URL did you use?

[Kaz]

QUESTION!



This game came out for the sega didn't it?



Do you think the programmers did this on purpose for some kind of code?



All your base are belong to us

A Y B A B

I dunno, just asking.

[EvilMike]

No, it's just a result of crappy translation.