Apokallyipsis

[Kovu aka Alec]

*realizes people had replied*
You are evil, Kaz! You won't find anything in your Archives Kaz, and soon, Alderan will be mine!

[Ducky]

Dude... I can help you there.

Kovu? I'm bellowing my fingers off on icq. Can't you see my messages? Can anyone?

*curses at Miranda*

The thing's like a sugar substitute.

So suppose we threaten to hold his crabs hostage unless he writes? He doesn't know about the other members of his household yet, I bet.

[Kaz]

(Insert explosion of confusion here)


UIO AWHOIEDVHOISAHEDEIFJNES!!! WAS MY SPEECH CENTER OF THE BRAIN DAMAGED OR SOMETHING?!

[Ducky]

Oh guys, I'm gotta skip. My people are watching a movie without me(heaven forbid).

catch ya later.
(and I WAS ON ICQ!)
Your friendly neighborhood moddy

Duckaah

[Ducky]

Oh and it's UOI, Kaz old chap.*is very annoying*


Alderan's GONE, KOVEY< HAHAHAAAA
Okay I'll mind my own business now.

Goodnight.

[Kovu aka Alec]

*sniff* crabbies...*waaah*
Bah, now everyone is aginst me...
*continues to ponder why he could not see other messages*
anyway, I must go all, you can black mail me tomarrow.
...Darn you Kaz, and again Darn you Kaz! With Ducky on your side now surely you'll be able to find some black mail...
TEH PLOT THICKENS

[Kaz]

I've come up with a list of possible black mail items... you can find them in the source of this page.

<Kovu cannot use verbs without the aid of sugar...>
<Umm, Kovu could imagine himself with a shrink>
<Umm, he spent all his xmas money on a gbc>
<1/15/01: I was close in predicting a better GB... but I called it gb delux>
<Kovu's a schizo(I think that's the word) ^ v ^>
<Kovu has a gang of commas>
<I'VE FOUND THE ULTIMATE BLACKMAIL!!!:Kovu:...*sniff* I like spam....>

BWAHAHAAHAHA! I HAVE AT LEAST 1 GOOD BLACKMAIL I MY LIST!


Erm, can't find anymore... and you never get on ICQ... sort of hoping your ICQ crashed for misc reasons =P.

[Kaz]

Bonk~!

[defalcon]

Kovu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post more! Or I'll..ehm...use the fork! Bwahahahaha!

[Violet CLM]

I took your fork. So forget about it.

[Ducky]

....are we resorting to VIOLENCE?! Haaaah.

So he's HIDING, Kaz?At least we've got him scared.

Mweee.

weee.

Merf.


`Ducky

[Kaz]

I'll wait for him to post a chappie, then I'll let it die, and if he makes no effort to revive it, I REVIVE ITA GAIN!!! WMAHAHAHAHAH!!!


or maybe we should flood Kovu with PMs

[Kovu aka Alec]

You all will have no sucess, Mwaha!

[Kaz]

Yes we will... I have a plan. )=>

[defalcon]

Bwahahah! Kovu will submit to the power of...the spork! Yes, the fork was just a ploy! All fall to the almighty all-in-one eating utensil!

Or we could just ask him nicely. Plllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa aaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????????????? ????????????

[Ducky]

That'll never work, Defalc. We have to pound it out of hiM!


Mawhahaawa.


`Duckay

[Kaz]

LESS TALK, MORE STALK!

[JJ BBoy KS]

I was told to tell you to post another chapter, soooo.....Post another chapter. :)

[Kaz]

Bash~!

[defalcon]

KOVU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I might have to tell them the spoilers just to stop them from tearing the forum apart!

*looks at everyone staring at him* Uh oh...gotta run! :D

[Kaz]

THWAP!

[Kaz]

BIF! (Pokey the Penguin!)

[Kovu aka Alec]

*tear* marrgh
FINE! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
I will write one, and only one wrap up chapter, it will be short, and to the point, but will wrap everything up, okay?!
There! Bwaha! *tear*

[Kaz]

WOO! THANK YOU EVERYBODY! Hope this doesn't turn out as the ironic wish though.

[defalcon]

ONE?! Well I suppose it's better than nothing...aw plzzzzzzzzzz finish the story!

[Ducky]

W00t. Kovey you rule :)


(Or should I say Kaz.. no I won't.)

[Kovu aka Alec]

begin part one



Cold, hard steel enclosed the chamber from the rest of the massive ship. It was a nail in the coffin, seeing the massive battalions of Knn soldiers marching about, the near invincible warfleet outside.
"How long have we been in here?" Ducky asked, despratley, laying on the steel floor. Tyio counted a certain set of notches he made in the steel with an iron filing.
"Eleven. Seraph, Juiso and Tymen are on the next planet by now, have been for there a day." Tyio swiveled around to face Black and Ducky, both wearing depressing Knn prisoner garb, bodies in bandages from what Asari had wrought, and a little thin due to the Knn's poor estimates of they're nutritonal needs. Being a Demon, Tyio fared a little better, but not much,
"They've already found the shard probably, and secured a grand warship, and any minute now they'll fly in, blasters blazing, and rescue us." Tyio attempted to show an optimistic side. A short while after that, the door to they're cell creaked open, revealing two large Knn soldiers. Now would have been the ideal time to escape, but Ducky and Black were in no health to mount one.
"The Demon wishes to see you all. You will follow us."

Tymen, Juiso, and Seraph were surprised to find the Y shaped vessel, with the name 'Ayleckek', no doubt some alien word, so readily available. Dispite erosion by the elements on the planet, it was in working order, and once the trio reconnected a plasma pipe which had been burned through by a small colony of acidic creatures, the ship, which, dispite it's alien shape, had a familiar, indeed, Carrotian interior. All this served to perplex our heros further, the cryptic message left by the dying creature in the hologram haunting them. But...there was a problem. The ship was in complete working order, besides a minor plasma leak.
Why would Seraph, in the future, lead the people of this world to believe her ship was disabled. The more pieces of the puzzle appeared, the dimmer the overall image became. The three of them took three seats in what seemed to be the control center. Dusting off some control pads, Seraph, who sat at the center seat, pushed a few buttons. An anxiety filled moment passed, waitng for the ship to respond. Then, with a vibrant humm, the lights flickered on and the engine could be heard preparing for it's use.
"Seraph, were will we go?' Tymen asked, sitting in the seat to Seraph's right. Her brow furrowed, her expression becoming puzzical. Then,
"We'll find Asari. She's been at every planet we've been to. She's either been following us, or she knows something we need to know." Juiso nodded,
"We can assume she's still in the local system, since she bombed us yesterday."
"Right,"Seraph returned,"let's go!"


end part one

[Kaz]

THANK YOU KOVU!!! (pulls out a gun) now continue...

And duckah, thank me... =P

[defalcon]

YAY KOVU! YOU RULE! Rock on! Woo! :D

Woah, I've nearly forgotten some of the characters. Better go reread some parts.

[Kovu aka Alec]

A field of stars drifted lazily infront of the viewport, thousands of points of light.
"Leave us." The Demon commanded, and the two Knn guards on each side of the shackled Tyio, Ducky, and BlackSheep left, the door closing behind them with a fssh.
"My name is Teross." The Demon said coldly, swivling his chair around to face the three of them.
"So?" Tyio said defiantly. He neither knew nor cared for the name Teross. With a regal stride, Terros stood and walked up to Tyio, and then abruptly, smacked him with the back of his hand.
The force of the blow knocked Tyio into a wall, splintering it, sparks flying onto the floor.
"Aaa!"
"You destroyed me! So long ago, you destroyed me and an entire universe. Now I want revenge, I will go back and erase YOU from the timespace continuum."
"I don't even know what you're talking about!" Tyio shouted, blood dribbling down his chin.
"Ofcourse not." Teross said casually, then snatched Ducky by the throat, pushing his sharp claws aginst her throat.
"Tell me where Symballen's Archon is or she dies!" Tyio's eyes shot open.
"****it, tell me now!" Teross screamed.
"No, Tyio, don't!" Ducky pleaded. Tyio ran torward Teross, smacking into him with a powerful leap, forcing Teross to release Ducky. However, he himself remained unphased.

[Ducky]

*cries* It's wonderfullllll Kovey!!!
Thanks Kaz ;P
*gives both of you a kiss*

Thanks for the page toooo.

[Kaz]

NOO!O IT WAS MAH PAGEE!!

[defalcon]

Heheheh, Ducky's page now. :D

Wonderful! Continue!

[Ducky]

Oh quit whining, Kay, you got page seven.

(gleams happily)

[Kaz]

I will have my revenge... as soon as Kovu posts another chapter! We're waiting, quite anxiously really, Kovu!

[Kaz]

Swish~!

[Kaz]

LIVE ****IT!

[Kaz]

Not thing again!

(strains to keep the thread up)

[Kovu aka Alec]

The ship moaned and buckled, but eventually accepted the stress as it strained to escape the gravity of the planet.
"We're almost out...increase power to engines!" Seraph commanded to the computer, pushing a sequence of buttons. The shriek of the engines climaxed, then leveled out, as the ship floated in Zero G.
"We did it..."Tymen stated incredulously. There relief was shortlived, however, as two laser bolts rammed into the ships side, jolting it.
"What the?" Seraph turned to the side view port, to see Asari's ship barreling torward them.
"Evasive manuvers!" The three of the pulled on the controls, and the ship swerved out of the way of the Beagle just in time.
"Die!" Asari screamed over the comm. her ship looping back around to make a run at the ancient ship.
"Fire weapons!" Seraph commanded.
"We don't have any weapons!" Juiso replying. In a desperate, last minute attempt to do something, Seraph madly pulled at the controls, but accidentally, flung the vessel headlong at Asari's, leaving seconds until impact...
The A-space field collapsed around the Demon's massive ship. Infront of it sat the delicate blue marble of Carrotous.
"Sir, we've arrived at our destination." A guard informed Teross, which caused him to momentarily refrain from his torturing of a chained up and bloodied Tyio.
"Excellent. Proceed to fire the main-cannon when I give the order."
"Aye, sir!" Teross then turned to a beaten, bloodied, near-dead Tyio, strung up by his arms.
"Everything will be taken from you," Teross said to the barely concious demon, "as it was taken from me, first your friends..."Teross looked to the chained up Ducky and Blacksheep, "then your world. And then...killing you would be far to simple for you, death, and then a blissful afterlife. No, then, I will rob from you your very history, and your very existance." Tyio stared at Teross for a moment, then passed out.

[defalcon]

Woo! First reply to the new chapter! Woo! Nice! :D

And Kovu, do you still use ICQ? Or do you have MSN?

[Kovu aka Alec]

Yea, I still use ICQ, though people are hardly ever on *glares at a bunch of people*

[defalcon]

Hey, I'm on alot. :p

[Kaz]

Me too, (wondering if Kovu's gonna kill of Tyio)... ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER!!!NOOO!!

[Ducky]

*cries* KOVEY I try to be on :(


Ee. Thank you for updating ;-) Kaz, he can't kill off Tyio, he's already done so about nine times and each time I had hysterics.

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

actually, I was talking about completely diffrent people *gives hankie*
yea, Tyio is like that energizer bunny. He just keeps going, and going and going...

[Ducky]

I love Tyio. *hugs*

[Kaz]

*sigh* at least she isn't like that one girl in school who thinks Link (not the one here) is sexy.

[defalcon]

Heheheh. :)

Did you realise if the Energiser Bunny were real, he'd be playing the drums completely wrong???

[Kovu aka Alec]

Asari's ship lay in ruin, torn apart by the ancient vessel. It seemed like a slow, surreal sort of madness as Asari boarded there vessel, firing madly in a last desperate bid for revenge.
Someone was going to die, be it Tymen, or Asari, or Seraph or Juiso.
"Come to me, so you may die!" Asari screamed, bludgeoning the door to the bridge with her sword and firing erratic puncture wounds into the ship with the blaster in the other hand. Seraph, on the otherside, took up a sword.
"I will face her..." She said, realizing that may be her epitath. Tymen's brow furrowed, and Seraph was nearly to the door when he shouted,
"Stop! I will go, I must face her..." He said solemly, taking up his staff and his sword. Seraph, floating infront of him(for the artificial gravity had been disabled) blocking his path.
"It's too dangerous, you're not skilled enough." Tymen then looked at her with cold, reflecting eyes that bore with the cold steelyness of a knife into her eyes.
"I must finish this." Seraph knodded with downcast eyes, and stepped aside. With renewed determination and vigor, Tymen took his mighty staff and cast it at the door, it yeilding under the pressure. Suddenly, there stood the two of them, Asari and Tymen. This would be the final conflict. The innocence they both bore when they first met had been completely washed away. All left...was conflict.
"AAA!" Tymen screamed as he charged torward Asari in the Zero G. Asari returned the gesture, and soon there swords clanged and crashed, the noise of it filling the ship. They seemed equal
and the conflict lasted for an undocumented amout of time. Until, unexpectedly, Tymen threw a kick, hurtling Asari back. Taking the advantage, Tymen pinned Asari aginst a wall, which was something of a feat in no gravity. He hoisted his sword high above her, ready to deliver the final blow.
"And so the story is complete, first trust, then betrayal, bloody revenge, and finally the end." Asari said, then laughed sadistically, "Kill me!" Tymen then said, between heaving breaths of exhaustion. "Why do you keep your lies? You are the betrayer."
As soon as this was said, Asari had an epihany
The whole thing of the betrayal that night had seemed unnatural, and completely out of place. And no one would lie as the died, atleast, not honorably.
So what if...

[defalcon]

WOOOO! MOOOOOOOOORE! :D

[Ducky]

*strangles Kovey with joy*

LUFFFFLEEEEEEY!!!

[Kaz]

GO KOVU!!!

[Kovu aka Alec]

Hey all, sorry about the longish time since the last update, and about not being online for ages. Life, you know, and whatnot.
Once summer comes along, I promise I'll be online more.
But anyway...

The intense throbbing of the plasma conduits, feeding the hungry
engine of Teross's vessel played madness on the strung up Ducky and BlackSheep as they hung between them.
"You'll kill them!" Tyio cried, being seperated by a layer of transulcent aluminum above them. He then furiously beat on the
layer, but it would not yield to his lesser physical prescence.
"So I shall." Teross smiled with an evil smirk, standing beside the
crouching Tyio in a regal red cape with a superior air.
"You -------!" Tyio lept up and attempted to throttle Teross, the smacking him with all his remaining vigor, after having been tortured by Teross' lackeys for a few hours. Teross stood and took it, as the much weaker than he Tyio eventually petered out.
Then, with a mighty blow he smacked Tyio into the wall.
"My revenge comes into play." As he said this, two of his soldiers
trodded into that area between the plasma conduits, with long, serated blades.
"You'll never get us to reveal th--the location of Symballen..."
The two of them said weakly. The Knn responded,
"That will not be nescessary for you to suffer..."

"Tymen! Wait!" Asari cried, just as Tymen was about to plunge the blade into her.
"No amount of begging will save you!"
"Please! Listen! I was mistaken! We both were."
"Lies..."
"Understand me! We were tricked by the Knn, by Teross, so that there would be dissention among us, taking care of us and allowing him to search out the remaining parts of Symballen's Archon. Oh, such foresight had he." Tymen cautiously reholstered his blade, and took a step back.
"What do you mean? And who is Teross?"
"We trusted...loved, each other so much at that time, why would there be any cause for you to kill me in the middle of a battle. It had seemed illogical to me. And it must of seemed so when it happened to you. Oh, and Teross is the being you know as the Demon, and an extra-dimensional traveller with evil purposes."
"....This yet may be a trick..."
"What a fool I've been. Endless years of planning revenge. So wasted, So painfully obvious, back at the castle." She removed the shroud from her lower face, which she had used to hide her face...and the hideous scar that bore testament to that night.
As she removed it, and displayed the scar, exactly where Tymen saw a slash on her face, even though he had no weapon when Asari attacked, made it all clear. In like, he lowered, the neck of his tunic, revealing a gashlike scar running across his chest, where Asari saw blood, but had not slashed him. Waves of realization flowed, and the truth was at last revealed.
"Tymen..."
"Dehmali..." They ran to one another embracing, years of hatred washing away in the light of truth. Asari smiled.
"I liked that name better anyway...listen, I have what you need?"
"What I need?"
"The last piece to the map, it will show the way to Symballen's Archon..."
---------------------------

[defalcon]

WOO! GO KOVU! Moooore I say! :D

[Kaz]

Arg, you're not allowed to leave a cliffhanger like that!!

[Kovu aka Alec]

mwaha, I can leave any cliffhangers I wish, cause I am...
THE AUTHOR, mwaha

[Ducky]

*cries*

[defalcon]

*Climbs up cliff*
Baaaaad cliffhanger. :p

[Kovu aka Alec]

"From what we've seen, Lord Teross, the other planets that contained the shard have been in a circle surrounding planet
Carrotous at a distance of roughly 54 to 60 lightyears, and spacing between them of 31 to 43 lightyears, and have all been on a level plane."
"You're telling me things I already know." Teross snarled evilly, as a nervous Knn Ensign pointed to points on a holographic cartography screen.
"W-well, with this information, we can infer the final planet, the one containing the Archon, i-is somewhere in sector 3AG9..." That sector of the screen, an area due north, from there perspective, of Carrotous, expanded to fill the entire view.
"Are there any life sustaining planets in that sector?"
"T-three, Cartolis I, Cancer Prime, and Ekarda." The images of the three planets expanded to fill the screen aswell.
"Which planet is most like the others?"
"Cancer Prime is the most like them, with a temprate climate, 70% ocean, and primitive plant and animal life." Teross recalled the hours he had just spent torturing Ducky and BlackSheep, with no word from Tyio. Time was running short.
"Set course for the Cancer system, maxiumum speed, but keep an eye of the Beagle, she may lead us where we need to go."

The four of them, Juiso, Seraph, Tymen, and Asari, all huddled around a table in one of the ship's chambers. Seraph, had elected to do this, only with a blaster facing Asari's head.
"Show me what you have of the map." Asari said. Tymen retrievied the completed, circular stone map. Asari grinned.
"Here is the key." She retrieved another, circular tablet, but this one glowed with energy, and had no top markings. Then, she jammed her tablet into the underside of there's, and they fused together, just as all the other pieces had. For a few moments, nothing happened. But then, with a crackle of energy, a green energy grid eminated, and a single, rotating energy point, directly above Carrotous.
"There," she pointed to the point, "Is the Archon." Juiso nodded, counting up the grid in relation to the other planets and figuring out the location of this new planet. Then he bolted to the control panel.
"Course set, planet: Ortegas IV." Seraph's eyes furrowed.
"Maximum speed..."

[Ducky]

*hugs Kovu very hard*

I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!

*grin grin*

[defalcon]

Mooore! I'm addicted! Must...find out...about...mystery planet! :D

[Kaz]

I KNEW IT!!!

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Three minutes ETA to the Ortegas system." The computer chimed in.
"Deactivate ETA informant, computer." Asari commanded, as she filed through the computer.
"Onied...Orion...Ortegas, there we are."
"Well?" Seraph asked over the comm. link.
"Ortegas is a system with five planets, two of which are gaseous and three of which are little more than large moons, Ortegas IV is the only habitable one."
"And...?"
"It's 90% ocean, with large ice caps and some dispersed achipelagos, mostly volcanic."
"Lifeforms?"
"Some primitive plant and animal life, the advancement to Chordate animals occured only two million years ago. However, there are indications of an extict civilization and advanced lifeforms, possibly eradicated in a worldwide catastrophy. The planet is relativley dormat sismically. A rather unspectacular planet, really."
"Where might the Archon be on the planet?" She asked, at the
same time as the veil of hyperspace melted away, revealing the Ortegas system.
"Well, the largest island group is one right on the equator, and the largest island is one at it's center. It was here that evidence of past civilization was found."
"What's the exact coordinates?" Immediatley after Seraph asked, an indicator started beeping on the cockpit of the Beagle.
"Just a minute, I've got a magnetic disruption somewhere." Asari got up out of her seat and moved into the back of the ship, where the disruption was eminating, near the 23rd plasma junction. She arrived shortly, but once she did she noticed a small red light and a faint beeping noise.
"What the? She snatched the light and examined the light, revealing it to me,
"Tracking device! Seraph! We're being followed!" No sooner had this been said and Asari returned to her cockpit, than a portal opened in the system, with the Knn's massive warship flying straight torward them, blasters blazing...

[Kaz]

NO!!!

[Teej]

YES!!

[Kovu aka Alec]

Zuh?
No?
Yes?
What're you talking about?

[Kaz]

HOW COULD SHE BE TRACKED AND NOT KNOW IT?!

[Kovu aka Alec]

The Beagle was a gift from Teross remember? So, he implanted it in the ship and when it was damaged by Seraph & Co's ship it was brought to the surface.

[defalcon]

W00tness! I love this story. :)

[Kovu aka Alec]

Well, now that the time is nigh, and I have an awful lot of it, it is time for my illustrious and rather cheesy return to the Jazz world. And I shall do so with this...

The Beagle buckled and moaned after the first wave of blaster pulses, still being barely held together after the previous battle.
"Blast, we're depressurizing..." Asari scrambled for an enviro-suit as precious oxygen seeped from her ship.
"Bring us about!" Seraph commanded, just after a minor explosion on one of the panels on the bridge.
"The ship is in range of our main cannons." Juiso informed, trying to keep his section of the ship together.
"Fire!" Red hot beams of plasma poured from the ship, with an explosive TNNNNN sound, and sliced into the outer hull of Teross's ship.
Aboard the Beagle, Asari hastily screwed on the helmet of her envirosuit while a pair of robotic arms attached a maneuvering jet pack to the back of it. Fully situated, she grabbed her sword and sheathed it and took hold of her blaster, then firing repeatedly into the computer core to erase anything Teross might find useful.
Taking a deep breath, she pressed the burn button on her jetpack and maneuvered out of one of the still sizzling gashes in her ship. Her eyes widened as she saw the burning maze of blaster and laser fire that was being exchanged between the two ships.
"...so...I must walk through the fires of **** if I wish to be redemmed..." she said under her breath, and then navigated into the deadly maze, heading for Teross's ship.

[Kaz]

THE NINTH PAGE!!! IT'S MINE!!! MINE I TELL YA!!!!!!!












I win.:lol:

[Kaz]

I hate these cliff-hangers, they keep us coming back for more...

[defalcon]

Great googaly moogaly! Brilliant! :D

[Kovu aka Alec]

Yahar *wallows in praise* :)


Tyio was beaten and bloodied, his eyes swollen to the point that he could barely see, his flesh lined by the trenches of gashes, blood falling in rivulets from his mouth. Teross had had his way with him, but discovered that physical pain had no meaning for the dauntless hero. He was going to try for the only kind of pain he had left. Teross walked up to Tyio, as he was chained to a wall in the former's chambers, in all his foul glory.
"As you can see my demonic friend, your friends out in space have no hope of survival."
"W-what?" Tyio managed.
"Look..." Teross smiled sadistically, pushing a button which rotated the wall on which Tyio was chained. With was little sight he had, Tyio saw a bizarre Y shaped ship firing back at them, and what appeared to be Asari's ship lying in ruin. Could the others have secured this vessel and defeated Asari? It didn't seem to matter now, as Teross's ship was riping apart the other ones.
There was also a small, blue light inbetween the crossfire, like something from a jetpack...what was that?
"What do you want Teross?"
"Revenge...it's not simply enough to destroy your planet and kill you. Death has always been a blissful release from the mortal coil. No, no, I will do far worse than kill you, I will...hurt you."
Tyio spat in his face in defiance. After whiping it away, Teross said,
"So you still have vigor left, hmm? That is good." Tyio's wall turned again, and out of the floor two chairs rose, straped to which were the now tourtured forms of Ducky and BlackSheep.
Teross confidantly raised his sword for the final blow on the two, watching as Tyio's face twisted in fear, and anger, and hate, and suffering.
"Ahahahahaha!!" As Teross laughed there was nothing but the purity of evil in him from which he was forged.
"---- YOU!" Tyio, with a strength he didn't have, ripped the metal chains from the wall and lept torward Teross, shoving him through the glass window behind Ducky and Blacksheep, it shattering and the two of them, locked in a death grip, falling the endless distance to the heart of Teross's mostrous ship.

[Kaz]

Bloody... climax... end of story? O.o

[Kovu aka Alec]

Oh yes, it is quite bloody, sorry about that, needed to get the point across and all that.
Climax? Ofcourse not! They're not even on the planet yet.

[Kaz]

Nooo, blood good =P

[Kovu aka Alec]

Oh, well in that case
*picks up big bucket full of blood and other gory plot devices and pours them all over Kaz*
Spiffin, indeed.

[defalcon]

Yay Kov! He's writing more! :)
Spiffin stroy, but what happens next? :D

[Kaz]

(No comment)

(Was this post really necessary)

(Wait... I think I gave it some purpose...)

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Remember me?!" Asari cried, as she blasted oncomming Knn guards, dismembering the ones that got too close with her sword,
as she worked he way torward the bridge of the nightmarish vessel.

"Status?" Seraph cried, as another terminal exploded on the bridge, and the light's flickered.
"Severe damage to the hull, field gridlocks are maintaining air pressure...for now. Weapons are down, Hyperspace core is disabled, and engines are at 50%." Seraph smiled. She knew what was nescessary.
"Let's give them a run for they're money, Tymen, ramming speed, head for the Knn ship! Juiso, some music!" The engines groaned, and Juiso gave an affirmative nod as he popped in a data crystal, music began to blare over the comm. system.
"Take 'em out!"

With aloud thump, Tyio and Teross, trapped in a deathlock, landed on a bridge just above the reactor core, in the mist of the crossfire being caused by the mad assault of Asari.
"You're brave, but you're a fool, you can't win!" Teross exclaimed, smacking the weakened Tyio further down the bridge, as sparks flew around them.
"You're right, I can't." Tyio said, standing up to face the tyrant.
"So, you see the truth."
"But you're not going to destroy Carrotous, and you're not going to bring chaos back to the galaxy, you're reign of terror ends now."
"But you can't win, soon all your friends will be dead, as will you." Teross sneered.
"Right back at ya', my demonic friend." Tyio laughed, and pointed out a window. Teross' eyes opened wide. The great ship was nano seconds from ramming into the Knn monstrosity, with enough force to obliterate both ships.
"Nooooooooooooo!"
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Stay tuned for the Epilouge-Dream of the Blue Turtles

[Kovu aka Alec]

Woogety boogety. Uber freaky, is it not? *tear*
What will happen? Will they live? Will they die?
Only time, and my future post of the Epilouge, will tell


P.S. Kaz, clean out your frickin' PM box, I've been trying to send you something for days

[Kaz]

GAH!!! KOVU!!! WHAT THE **** ?!?!

My pm box is almost empty, and it told me yours was full =\...





On other words... YOU CANNOT KEEP US WAITING! I DEMAND YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENS AND NOT LEAVE US HANGING!!!

[Kovu aka Alec]

Gah, sorre, it worked now.
Okay...here it is...the end...

Epilouge-Dream of the Blue Turtles

Vaccum sucked cold and hard, extending it's malevolent grasp to the innards of the ship. If the emergency solidifying vaccum orbs had'nt sealed the holes in the Knn ship, where the other ship had plowed right through it and now rested inside, both extremely torn, many who were inside would have been sucked out. It was a wonder that the fusion reactors of both ships didn't go critical.

After recovering from the maddening dash of the vaccum, and despratley clinging to the bars on either side of the bridge, and now that the vaccum had subsided and all that was left was sweet, gravityless emptyness, Tyio looked to where Teross was, in the dim light. He came to a section in which a huge metal bar had pierced the bridge, and also pierced by it, was a cold, dead, unmoving Teross, face twisted in terror and rage. Black blood dribbled out and flew all across the ship, liberated by the non-gravity. Tyio then looked down into the fusion reactor. He saw half consumed Knn lying in the throbbing intensity of the core. It was apparently, for a Knn, better to commit suicide than to be killed and lose.

"Tyio." Tyio heard someone say, and whisked around to see Asari approaching him.
"Stay back!" Tyio grabbed a floating bit of pointed debris and aimed it at Asari.
"No, no. I am not your enemy anymore."
"Why should I believe you?" Asari held up the complete map, with hers and Tymen's pieces forming the holographic image.
"If I had taken it from them, they would be dead and in the past now." Tyio pondered over this, and gave a nod. Suddenly, memory came to Tyio,
"Ducky, BlackSheep!" Tyio, with a mighty kick, lept from the bridge and up toward Teross' chambers, hoping the enertia would be enough. Asari followed suit. Tyio eventually came to the giant pane of broken glass, with tiny airborn shards drifting around.
"Tyio?" Ducky asked, sensing a prescence, the both of them still tied to their chairs.
"It's me." Tyio flew in, and was just about to untie them when Asari blasted their shackles, freeing them much more quickly.
"Tyyio!" They both cried in unison, giving him a large hug, but then quickly remembering their numerous injuries and pulled back.
"What happened?" BlackSheep asked.
"Apparently, Seraph, Tymen and Juiso found a ship, a really big ship, and had also found the planet with Symballen's Archon. But Teross found them and...they rammed into Teross' ship, killing him and all of his soldiers.
"Seraph, Tymen, Juiso, we've got to go find them!" Ducky suggested, and the three of them turned around, only to see Asari floating their.
"You!" Ducky was about to attack her, but Tyio said.
"Guys, relax, she's helping us, and none of us could stand up to a fight now."

Just as the four of them floated down, they heard a call,
"Hello! Aren't you all a sight for sore eyes!" Seraph called out, standing on the outerhull of her destroyed ship.
"Seraph!" Tyio, Ducky, and Black said in unison, Asari giving an afirmative nod as the lot of them floated down, and a reuinion took place.
"Tymen, you crazy fool, you could've gotten us all killed." Asari said smiling as she floated in to embrace Tymen.
"Well, what was I supposed to do, we had no HyperSpace drive and the weapons were down."
"Well, at the very least, it worked." After they were all reacquaited after a very long time apart, Tymen posed the question.
"What are we going to do now?"
"Well, without being under the influence of Teross, it is likely that the Knn will revert to their old ways, and return to being peaceful. The war is over."
"But it would be better if the war had never took place, yes?" Asari said.
"We need to go to the planet below."
"In what?" Tyio asked, but then, all eyes turned to a large, yellow sign right above a large hatch. 'Captian's Yacht.'

"Well, everything seems to be in working order, no weapons, but that's to be expected, and a pretty fast normal space and HyperSpace drive." Seraph commented, after checking all the systems.
"It's ugly, it appears to be no more than a brick with engines on the sides." Asari commented, as they sealed the hatch, everyone took their respective places on the cockpit, and took off torward the planet below.

As they entered the planets atmosphere, they were dazzled by the planets beauty. It was a crisp, clear blue sky, with not a cloud in it, the sun, brilliant organge, shining through. The water beneath was crystal clear and blue, reflecting the radiancy of the sun.
"Remember the plan, we head to the largest island group where the ruins are." Tymen reminded Seraph, who was piloting.
"I remember." They finally came to the largest island, which was very small, one could see the ocean either side, water surrounding. At it's center was a very small, stone temple, not more than two stories tall and very modest, no monuments of gold or paintings adorning it. Just a simple, stone pyramid.
"Putting down." They opened the door, clear sunlight streaming into the lifeless mechanical vessel, and filed out. Tymen was last, a blue cape he borrowed from the stores to the yacht billowing, until he saw something odd. A staff stood, leaning aginst the bulkhead, that was not their before. He reached his hand out to touch it, and as he got closer, he began to hear whispers in his minds, they intensified as he got closer, until they finally subsided when he grabbed it.
"Tymen, come on!"
"Comming!" Tymen ran on, with staff in hand.
The seven of them walked into the simple stone pyramid, up it's short staircase. They came to the center of the pyramid, where the Archon stood be. Their stood a pedistal, and atop it.
Nothing.
"What?"
"It's gone." Seraph smacked a nearby stone fixture.
"Darnit! Teross got to it first!"
"I don't think so, if he had, our history would already be erased, he's not one to fool around with time." Tyio commented. Suddenly, a sound was heard, it was low and deep, and came from somewhere outside.
"What is that?" Juiso asked. All seven of them ran outside, the sound seemed to come from the sea. It was music, low, and sad and terrible, and mournful, to the backdrop of the bubbling waves.
"Oh my God..." Ducky exclaimed. Out of the sea, massive, blue shells appeard, followed by ancient, reptillian heads. They made the noise.
"The dream..." Tyio and Tymen said in unison. Thousands of them, blue turtles. In no time, thousands of the blue turtles stood upond the shore, looking at the wayward heros.
"You have come." The one nearest to them said, after the singing stopped. Seraph, being the somewhat leader of the group, stepped forward and said,
"Yes, we have." She said, holding the map in her hand. Then, she remembered.
"Anmad namelad Teradoss aresux Apokallyipsis." The ancient turtle blinked.
"You speak the language of angels. Yet you are of a child race."
"It's a message, from a turtle named Genyisix on a distant water planet."
"Do you also speak the language of demons?" Tyio stepped forward, saying,
"Duresh, nekmar antliados, anken." He then kneeled infront of the turtle, speaking a sign of greeting taken from the ancient texts left by the forebearers of the Akaelian people, who had branded them as children of Darkness.
"Such a young race, you are entangled in a conflict that has gone before this realm was even a blink in the creator's eye."
"What did the message mean?" Seraph asked.
"In terms your...limited perception, can understand, it stated that the Demon Teross, a notorious demon who rebelled from the dark Place billions of billions of years ago, has come to bring the Apocalypse to this dimension, and in doing so reclaim ****. It is a warning, from the other, most ancient race, the angels, the race from which all life in this universe was sired. They gave birth to the diffrent races which worlds you have visited in your journey, each having part of a map to this place."
"What is the meaning of this place, if not to contain the device to travel through time?" Asari asked.
"This was once the site of a titanic battle between the light and the darkness, involving the most ancient of ancients. We are here to give you a warning, left by the most ancient race, the angels."
"What is it?"
"That for billions of years, the light has attempted to shield this infantile realm from the war aginst the darkness. But now the influence of evil is too great. Your universe will become another battlefield in the war without end."
"What must me do?"
"You must fight the darkness, you must put aside your diffrences and unite aginst **** and those who rebelled from it, Teross, was not alone. In a few short days, the fabric of this universe will be torn, and rejoined with the universe created before Teross was erased. And then, the darkness will come, as will the light. Prehaps the warriors of this universe will be able to tip the scales of the conflict." Then the turtles turned back torward the sea. The sun was now setting.
"And so, now our burden is complete, but your is only beggining. Fate will not be kind..." Then, the turtles returned to the sea, never to be seen again. Tymen was the first to speak,
"We are now older, and wiser than we were before, and we must use that knowledge to stop the oncomming darkness." They all nodded.
"We must return to Carrotous." With that, they all returned to the ship. Their adventure had not ended.
It had only just begun.

The end?

[Kovu aka Alec]

At last, it is finished.

[Kaz]

But... it's only the beginning... what about all the dead people?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! What about the archon?!

Continue Plz....

[Kovu aka Alec]

1. People die all the time, what're they supposed to do about it?
2. You're still in the computer of the ship, atleast for now. With the ultra-old races comming about, you'll get put in a body again, I'm sure.
3. The archon was a ploy, a myth created by the forces of goodness to draw Teross to the planet, aswell as the heros.
4. It may be continued at some point. Prehaps in an episodic form, that would be spiffy. Oh, and if any of you want to continue it, by all means, go ahead, just run it by me first.

Anyway, how could I continue it? This paticular story it's finished, it's not just some quick fix to get out of writing it, this is exactly how I intended to end it since I began a year ago.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Anyway, I just finished compiling the story into a single, authoritative version. If anyone wants a copy, just PM me or say so.

[defalcon]

WANT A COPY! GIMMIE A COPY! :D

Absolutely aweseome story! You'd better write a Surreal 6!!!

[Kaz]

Actually, with an end like this, he might call it something else and write in packs of 5... but that's just my thought...

I don't think anybody else should continue it besides you, unless they write a little tid-bit of it.

[Kovu aka Alec]

I think other people should, I mean, not some newbie who would say something like, "Uhm...all the bad people went away and everyone had a latte, the end!" But I mean, the end is designed to be open ended, so that I or who ever can continue it however the want(within reason). And ofcourse, people could write spin-offs or sidestorys, or other things that didn't deal with the main plot.
Packs of five? With an ending like this? Are you making a refrence to....no, nevermind, what do you mean by packs of five?

[Kovu aka Alec]

Anyway, to Def-
Okay, I'll need your e-mail.
If I do write a sequel, I wouldn't use the Sureal name, one because it's already got five stories to it's name, and two, I spelled it incorrectly for well over two years, which is REALLY embarrasing.

[Kaz]

Sureal has five stories to it, the next title could have five stories to it, and possibly the next title (after you've misspelled the 2nd one =7) could have 5 stories to it... although that's a lot of writing ...

[Kovu aka Alec]

that's fiveteen stories!

[Kaz]

(Pulls out rubix cube to do while he waits for the other 10 ^ v ^)