They took his gun. His clothes aren't phat. They left his fur- thank GOD for THAT...

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

...Now here's a po-em from the bat...

Ok, you MAY have notice if you were here a while ago, that I had a rather depressing thread set up here about the time that Jazz GBA is comming out. (By the way, if you missed it- the date is <b>11/20/02</b>.).

Now that I had some time to think about it, I've lightened up, and have desided to accept it and have deleated my downer post. This is set up to replace it and I hope you'll find it much more enjoyable: cause I sure did.

IT'S TIME FOR A BATTY BUDDY SONG PARODY!!!! the third one I've ever posted, and second one I've done on this message board.

Attack of the Game Titans
(Sung to the tune of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes.")

Attaaaaaack of the Game Ti-tans
Attaaaaaack of the Game Ti-tans
They took Jazz 1, They took Jazz 2
They flushed the story down the lew
And Jazz fans criiiied "What will we do?"

Their shiiiiiipping out the gaaaame
It doooooesn't look the saaaame.
Poor Devan's gone, he went kapoot
And there's cha-mel-ions there to shoot
It is a Staaaaaar Wars clone to boooooot.

Remeeeeeeember Jazz's bro-ther
Had cooooooolness like no o-ther
They had poor Spaz, but now we see
They took him out quite com-pleat-ly
And now he's juuuuuust an NPC.

They toooook that rabbit Princess
And puuuuuut Jazz in a big mess.
With the story they concive
Devorce they will have us belive
Oh what a taaaan-gled web we weave.

Oh whaaaaaaat have they done, now?
I hoooooope it still is fun, now!
Whether you win or lose depends
On you, and Jazz, perhaps four freinds
But that is wheeeere the likeness ends.

Attaaaaaack of the Game Titans
Attaaaaaack of the Game Titans
They took Jazz 1, They took Jazz 2
They flushed the story down the lew
And Jazz fans cried "What will we do, do, do?
What will we do, do, do?
What will we dooooooooo?"

MAN!!! That made me feel much better writing that. Reguardless of whether you think Jazz GBA is a good idea or not, I hope you liked it.

[defalcon]

LOL! Batty, that's some great stuff right there! :D

[~SPLASH~]

I want the game. I like it (although I don't like how they broke Eva and Jazz up and some small details :D).

Death to all Jazz GBA haters!! ;)

[Radium]

I'm fine with Jazz joining RABT, but Game Titan shouldn't be changing the characters of the story. Not only will the game dissapoint fans, but to people who've never played Jazz before, how will it look to have a game start out with someone divorcing their wife for another woman?

[Newspaz]

I'll like this game as soon as they...

No.

I'll like this game as soon they let Lost Boys create it.

[Violet CLM]

That would be a much better storyline. Admittedly, it's not a story, but it still would be better.

[4I Falcon]

Rux0r! Great fun, Batty!

One problem, tho. You forgot to include the part where they said they'd sue us if we gave too many negative opinions. Mainly because they're jack... uh, shi... as... hmm...

...poony.

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

Ok, Insert this verse somewhere in the middle.

I knooooow I'm going to miss her
They toooook out Jazz's sister
And if we all go and complain
They said they'd sue us without shame
And put our meeessage board to blaaaaame

By the way: About that four freinds part- I DID find out Jazz GBA is going to be multiplayer for up to four people... but how the heck they're going to do it without Spaz, Lori, or Eva I haven't the foggiest...

I just hope they don't do something stupid like have a bunch of multicolored Jazz clones running around trying to blow each others brains out(It never makes any sense when they do stuff like that)...

[Trafton]

I would like the plotline if they would:
[list=1]
Change Jazz's clothes.
Drop these dumb excuses for a strange plot line.
Stay true to Jazz.
Include Spaz.
Include Eva.
<strike>Include me.</strike>
Give me money.
Make the worlds realistic and true to the original.
At least consider making JJ3 if this succeeds.
Give me more money.
[/list=1]

[4I Falcon]

11. Give me money.
12. Give back Jazz's authenticities, like his bandana and blaster.
13. Include Lori, dammit!
14. Make Devan Shell Devan Shell, not some stupid Darth Vader ripoff. They may think it's funny. Believe me, the rest of the world thinks it's a stupid Darth Vader ripoff.
15. Give me some more money.
16. Give this project to someone else, because they've already screwed it up enough.

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

17) Make Eva playable as a secret character.

18) Bring back the between-level cartoons.

19) Include Zoonik.

20) Make Zoonik playable as a secret character.

<s>21) Make Dig Dug, and a Giant Emu playable as secret characters.</s>

21) Actually LISTEN to what the fans want.

22) Take Jazz's new girlfreind, and give her to Spaz(Honestly: I think we can all agree Spaz needs somebody.).

23) Toss the Star Wars nonsense and bring back Jazz's Rambo roots.

24) Less Chamelions, more turtles... And don't make the turtles look like you ripped off sprites from Super Mario Brothers(Take a close look: They DO look like Koopa Troopas.).

25) Make a Killer Tomato playable as a secret character.

26) Give me <s>monkey</s> <s>Monty</s> <b>MONEY</b>!

[~SPLASH~]

27) Make the GBA Jazz haters finally shut up.


....:roll: ...I mean, give the guys a break people!

[Iam Canadian]

Y'know, each time a new batch of screenshots or tidbit of info comes out, I think more and more "Have these guys actually PLAYED Jazz?!" It really looks like they took the characters and tried to make a game with virtually no knowledge of what Jazz truely IS! Give the Jazz lisence to US! I bet we could do better...and when the fans are superior to the ones making the game, that's sad...(and it really says things about Game Titan :p)

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

Well, they knew enough about Jazz being happily married to Eva to ruin it, and create a new girlfriend as a way of "Marking their territory". /\:lol:/\

[~SPLASH~]

Originally posted by Iam Canadian
Y'know, each time a new batch of screenshots or tidbit of info comes out, I think more and more "Have these guys actually PLAYED Jazz?!" It really looks like they took the characters and tried to make a game with virtually no knowledge of what Jazz truely IS! Give the Jazz lisence to US! I bet we could do better...and when the fans are superior to the ones making the game, that's sad...(and it really says things about Game Titan :p)
When I checked the screenshots I thought the same thing. But really, have you seen the videos? I did. And I must say: it looks good, it's fluent, it's Jazz.