a tolkien rip-off, coming soon to war tavern

[FreeLance57]

it's here! the story you haven't been waiting for at all!



it's my story!



it isn't really a rip-off of Tolkien. I just use his creations (like, for instance, Hobbits).



As y'all all have heard my character info (if not, look for my thread about the greatest character of mine yet), I won't post it here.





I'lllll be taking joinars. Just post stuffs here.





also, please give me some ideas here. I'm pretty hard headed with story designs, but I may listen. Really! I may!





like my other story, this one will be filled with sarcastic, stupid, and utterly hillarious humour.



(however, I believe that only I find my humour funny, but hey, i laugh at my jokes. what's the point if it doesn't bring me joy?)





people I'd like to be in my story (hint hint) are:



Ducky, Slayo, GB, Wild Angel, and many more. (some of you i didn't put in that list because y'all don't do stories http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)

[Ax Man]

Hey Lancie! I'd like to be in ur story. Always was a fan of Tolkien. I'm also writin a story usin his creations, though it will never make it to this board.



Profile:



Name: Ax Man



Looks: A Dark blue rabbit, with a deep scar under my left eye. If we are getting into esthicits i have deep green eyes. Very strong looking hands and a very deep gash on my shoulder from my battle with Govadon. I also have a chain mail and matching shield bearing a king's symbol (Mine is Aqruin but u can change it) I also wear a blood read cape that I stole from Govadon when I killed him.



Weapon: a magical sword called Govalan. The sword has a beautiflly engraved scabberd, with a picture of a dragon in flight. When Drawn the sword emits a purple light to show it's power. The handle of the sword has a picture of a king with a halo around his head...The following poem is engraved in the handle in ancient ruins:





The sword of power

The sword of strength

The sword to banish evil’s bane.



The one of legend

The one of truth

The king of all that walks



The wand is yours

But is not

Heed it careful

But never enough



The great lord shall return

From his tomb of stone

Once again to try and rule the world



To banish him is your right by birth

Heed it well it is a task of truth

For pure you must be

Or embrace yourself to it’s evil



For the sword heed’s by its emotion

When wielding it be true to your heart

And not your mind. For if so you shall truly die.



Until the day the sword is named

Heed it carefully, because you shall not know your birthright

Use it only for good not for evil,

Shall you become a service of the great lord

In his task to rule the world







Skills: Sword Fighting



Heritage: Comes from a long line of king's which was unoknown to him at birth. THe fight with Govadon and then with the Dark Shadow made him come to this realization to rule the land.



Powers: The Wand (See my story) has left a mark on him. If he thinks hard enough he can heal wounds. This takes extreme concentration and drains his own energy..nearly killing him.



Dark Powers: His sword has a mind of it's own, that convinces the handler to use it for dark purposes. It was made so only I can handle it properly, but even i have a problem with it. If you submit you will do\execute things that can drive a man to insanity. It will act off of the handlers darkest thoughts.



Brothers & Sisters: None...They were wiped out in an attempt by a neighbouring country to inherit the throne. That is why i was taken away from my kingdom.



Parents: Dead...They were wiped out in an attempt by a neighbouring country to inherit the throne. That is why i was taken away from my kingdom.



Foster Parent: Unowkn. He left me when i was old enough to fight, at the Aqruin gates.



Misc: I am usually a very serious man. The sword has left a mark on me. When asked about my kingdom, i alwasy reply "It was the past" I have been known to cast sarcastic jokes though. After battle it is best that i am left alone though. I usually mourn all of the Dead.



(Change from rabbit to human or rabbit or elf..Just not ORC! Otherwise i'm completly cool) Can't wait to see your take on the scene from Bree

[FreeLance57]

lol I love the Bree part. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif I love when Frodo sings his version of "hey diddle diddle" http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif and he jumped. lollol. i pictured a little hobbit man jumping around on a table. hahahahah...







very well, you shall be an orc. lol just kidding. Which would you rather have? Human or Elf? Or how about Dwarf or Hobbit? you choose.

[Ducky]

Good Luck, my brave[but drunk] knight..

http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

`Ducky

[FreeLance57]

also, you could be a whole new race of rabbit likepeople.

[Ax Man]

hmm...I like humans but I think i'll choose to be an Elf.

[Ax Man]

hmm...I like humans but I think i'll choose to be an Elf.

[FreeLance57]

okeedoke. elf it is then.

[Nobara]

Alrighty, I'll be of the human race. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Race: Human



Class: Mage



Gender: Female



Name: Nobara Kar



Nick: Nobara



Skin Tone: Light tan



Hair color: Blonde



Age: 19



Height: 6'1



Build: Tall and slim but muscular



Oh yeah! Eyes: Light aqua blue



Clothing: I have a long flowing baby blue dress. It has a lace cover over it, er, hard to explain. Sorta like a mage robe, umm, if that makes any sense. I can send you a colorless picture of it if you need it. (I sketched a picture of it, heh.)



Items/Weapons:I have a sword.(And before I continue, let me state, I am not copying Coppertop or AxMan) The sheath is mounted on my back, and the leather strap goes across my chest. The sword’s blade is made out of platinum, and inside of it flows dragon’s blood. The hilt is made out of gold. It has a twisted look to it. Laying on the sword’s hilt is a dragon. It’s tail wraps around some of the hilt, and the wings are spread out to make the crosspiece. The eyes of the dragon are two Emeralds with a hole cut out in the middle of each one so Onyx can be there making the pupils. In the middle of the dragon, there is a , mainly a fairy. She doesn’t have wings, but her arms are spread out along the dragon’s wings and her head is up. Her legs flow down into the hilt, basically disappearing in the hilt. I have a hunting knife that looks the same way as my sword, it is just smaller. The sheath is black leather and it is decorated with Rubies. It sits on my left hip.

I have a locket on a gold chain around my neck. It is shaped like a heart, and it has a healing Emerald inside. On the locket, there is a space on the front cut out so the Emerald inside of it shows through making it look like there is a Emerald cut like a heart on the outside of the locket. The point of the gem makes the point in the middle of the heart. I have a gold headdress that keeps my hair out of my face. It is mixed with gold and silver. The metal is shaped to go around the back of my ears so it doesn’t fall. It starts small in the back and then goes up into a point in the front, where a diamond sits.

I have a wand that can do anything, but I don’t use it very often. It has a piece of a unicorns mane in the middle.



Powers:With my healing Emerald I can heal minor wounds any time, but to heal major wounds I have to be very energetic, because it takes all my energy and power and nearly kills me. I can create orbs with my hands, which I use as a weapon when I don’t have my sword or hunting knife.

As I said, I can do anything with a wand I have. From , polymorphing, creating (objects and animals), to charming and blessing, ect.



Skills:Running, jumping, climbing, fighting, ect. (Everything basically)







Er....I dunno if I fit the story, but that is mah profile! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif I can give you my other one if you need a diffrent century kind of profile.

[Violet CLM]

I am the Unknown Orc! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gifhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[FreeLance57]

wooo, you sure about that unknown? http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[GoldBones]

Hey flz, as always I want in.. I'll talk to yeh over icq tommorow....



`gbz

[FreeLance57]

okeeday

[Nobara]

He speaks, he lives...

[FreeLance57]

you can be a sort of gollum person, gb.

[Grath AR]

can I be in? (use my profile thread profile and I am a human)

[FreeLance57]

sure grath. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Coppertop]

Uh . . . Me? Y'know mine.

[Tobias]

is it to late to join up?

[FreeLance57]

not at all tobias.

[Tobias]

i'll have a profile ready by tomorrow then. thanx for telling me it wasn't to late.

[FreeLance57]

no prob.



sounds like a dealar.

[Tobias]

here we go. an old tolkien-themed profile i did for myself



Name: Tobias Timace Timepiece



Race: Elf



Class: Mage/Sage



Age: Unknown



Apperence: Tale, pale(not deathly), icy blue-grey eyes



Wears: Green tunic and pants and on of the elven cloaks from LoTR:FoTR from Lothlorien



Weapons: Bow and quiver, staff



Favorite magic: Illusional and transformational



that's it. i never knew my folder was so cluttered as when I looked for this.

[Willet]

sounds good, tobias.





I hadn't read about those cloaks when I wrote my profile. but i read about them night before last. or last night. anyway, coolars.





(lol about the folder...lol)

[Tobias]

yay for the elven cloaks!



(my profile/poetry/joke/story/sketch folder is about to fall apart)

[Coppertop]

Get a new one, Tobias! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Anyway, I'm wondering when de storie is going ta start. . .

[Willet]

soon.



Probably not until after I start my other story back up and going again.