DM questions

[*Loody*]

HEY ALL !!
Do anybody know the e-mail adress of the DM leader ?? I wanna tryout for DM.
And... Do anybody know: Have DM a site ??
And... If it have, do anybody give me the adress ?? I hope that you will answer...
Greetz... *Loody* :)

[$tilettø]

According to JDC DizZy's email is Bobby.a@att.net he's one of the leaders, No they dont have a site.

[Enigma]

You might be interested in knowing that DM stopped recruiting a long time ago afaik.

[*Loody*]

You might be interested in knowing that DM stopped recruiting a long time ago afaik. OOPS :lol:

[Fawriel]

Wow.... Bjarni speaks better english... o_o

[*Loody*]

Wow.... Bjarni speaks better english... o_o
Who is Bjarni?? o_0

[Fawriel]

Erm.. that.. guy.. there. *points to a place in the north-west of himself*

[$tilettø]

Well. they prolly still accept people. just ask and then you know?

[VelKa]

HEY ALL !!
Do anybody know the e-mail adress of the DM leader ?? I wanna tryout for DM.
And... Do anybody know: Have DM a site ??
And... If it have, do anybody give me the adress ?? I hope that you will answer...
Greetz... *Loody* :)

Hey (whoever you are). I am an inactive member of Dark Mercenaries (Clan DM), and have pretty much no idea what is happening inside the clan anymore (because no one really tells me), but at any rate, please allow me to make an attempt at explaining what is going on.

Firstly, the DM clanleaders are Bobby aka Dizzy (<a href="mailto:Bobby.a@att.net">e-mail</a>), and EvilMike (<a href="mailto:michael_gagno@telus.net">e-mail</a>). Please realize that DM, the last time I heard, is not recruiting at the moment, and that we, being an elite clan, generally only accept very good players. We do not take in n00bs, whiners, complainers, and people who try and dislodge our necromantic plans to rule the universe. Also, if you rudely annoy Bobby and EvilMike with "OMG OMG PLZ LET ME INTO DM LOL OMG LOLOLO ROFLOLOL PLZPLZPLZPLZ", you will definitely not be accepted in DM. <s>In fact, if you attempt that sort of persuation, we will blacklist you and banish you to the netherworld, which EvilMike also owns.</s>

Also, DM does not have a website, and probably never will <s>because we own the world anyway</s>. It's not an extremely organized clan in public, but we DO own the world.


Hope that helped.


~VelKasha DM

[KRSplat]

I really don't think DM does anything other than have people put DM into their names anyway.

[Bobby aka Dizzy]

That's pretty accurate KRSplat.

[Tubz]

Hey (whoever you are). I am an inactive member of Dark Mercenaries (Clan DM), and have pretty much no idea what is happening inside the clan anymore (because no one really tells me), but at any rate, please allow me to make an attempt at explaining what is going on.

Firstly, the DM clanleaders are Bobby aka Dizzy (<a href="mailto:Bobby.a@att.net">e-mail</a>), and EvilMike (<a href="mailto:michael_gagno@telus.net">e-mail</a>). Please realize that DM, the last time I heard, is not recruiting at the moment, and that we, being an elite clan, generally only accept very good players. We do not take in n00bs, whiners, complainers, and people who try and dislodge our necromantic plans to rule the universe. Also, if you rudely annoy Bobby and EvilMike with "OMG OMG PLZ LET ME INTO DM LOL OMG LOLOLO ROFLOLOL PLZPLZPLZPLZ", you will definitely not be accepted in DM. <s>In fact, if you attempt that sort of persuation, we will blacklist you and banish you to the netherworld, which EvilMike also owns.</s>

Also, DM does not have a website, and probably never will <s>because we own the world anyway</s>. It's not an extremely organized clan in public, but we DO own the world.


Hope that helped.


~VelKasha DM

Yo Velk, do you guys at least have a website? And KR, haha so what is the point of the clan then?

PiZZa: Abused content removal.

[VelKa]

Yo Velk, do you guys at least have a website?

<u>Also, DM does <b>not</b> have a website</u>, and probably never will <s>because we own the world anyway</s>. It's not an extremely organized clan in public, but we DO own the world.

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And KR, haha so what is the point of the clan then?

The point of the Dark Mercenaries Clan (Clan DM) is deeply rooted in government conspiracies. I regret to inform you that we cannot disclose any volatile information on our organization, much less the true meaning behind our insidious operation, for that would be extremely dangerous. In other words, since I am not a clanleader and have no clue as to what the Inner Circle of the DM Clan is currently up to, please excuse my lack of knowledge, for my duty to the Clan is to provide them with smuggled shipments of nitro-glycerin, marmalade, phosphate, and magnesium. Good day to you.


~thaddeus


edit: Added information. There is nothing of interest here, so go away.


Oh, and KRSplat, if the worst member of DM (i.e., myself) could mercilessly pwn you 11-1 in a CTF match, it's not like we don't do anything at all. We just don't want to say what we're up to, because you are all evil government people. ;-P

[Krezack]

WOW velk i didnt know u were in DM??

[MadRabb]

I am a very good DM member. I barley ever play and have no use :p
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BABY?

[KRSplat]

You may have the nitro-glycerin, marmalade, phosphate, and magnesium, but I have the uranium, chlorobenzalmalononitrile, nitrogen, hydrogen, and oxygen. And thermal, electricromagnetic, and kinetic energy. Not to mention a seemingly endless supply of photons. And carbon. AND THE MARMALADE

[MadRabb]

I prefer to call DM "Demented Monkies"

[FQuist]

You people know too much now.

*pushes the red button*

[KRSplat]

... ow ...

[Tubz]

HAHA, A clan that acts like their the FBI, wow now that is rich. Haha, I think if CC was still active they could own DM.

[Krezack]

HAHA, A clan that acts like their the FBI, wow now that is rich. Haha, I think if CC was still active they could own DM.

I think if you were still alive, I wouldn't be laughing my gosh darn bum of right now.

[$tilettø]

At this time CC would be able to beat DM yes, but who cares?

[Tubz]

I think if you were still alive, I wouldn't be laughing my gosh darn bum of right now.

Short memory you have. You were in my server the other day. And Stil, I suppose you're right, clan wars are kinda pointless nowadays.

[Krezack]

Oh no, my friend. What I meant was that I (want to throw salad dressing all over you).

PiZZa: Flame tag replacement.

[KRSplat]

Tublear: <s>Bobby is in DM, so he could probably beat everyone in CC single-handedly. If they didn't have so many people in that clan, that is.</s>

[VelKa]

... CC pwning DM? Oh yes, yes, I would love to see that. Who in CC do you think could pwn DM? Or are you just saying that CC is <i>that great</i> because you're, ah, jealous that DM is such a "good" clan, both reputation-wise and player-wise? I can sniff out the jealousy here, folks. ;-P

All right. If CC seriously thinks that they can pwn DM, they should send their best player to duel one of the not-so-great DM members in Bblair, then. Seeing that I'm (by far) the <i>worst</i> player in DM, this should be "interesting". (If you need to know just how "bad" I am, let's just say that I managed to lose 3-10 against EvilMike. It was funny, actually, in a somewhat cynical way. ;-P)

I forgot to mention htat Fquist is another clanleader. We don't normally include him in the leader listings because he is our secret weapon. Yess-ssss, yessss-ssssss. Our secret weapon, yessss-ssssssssss.

(Unless you're talking about a game other than JJ2? If you CC guys had a clanwar with DM in some other game, I would assume that you're just wimping out, because DM does not normally play games besides JJ2. I personally play JJ2, UT/UT2k3, Diablo 2, and DXMP, but none of the other DMs seem to do so on a regular basis, so we're just staying with JJ2.)


/me brandishes a crowbar.


~evilvleka dm, not to be confused with evilmike dm

[$tilettø]

they should send their best player to duel one of the not-so-great DM members in Bblair, then. Seeing that I'm (by far) the worst player in DM, this should be "interesting".
I'd Say Bring it on, I completly suck in BBlair and never play there but sure.

`StilettoCC

[Lark]

All the n00bs wanna join DM. All of 'em. I don't know why. When I hear one annoying Bobby and other DM people, I say to them "DM has never won a clan battle." Than, they stop. It's not a lie, either, because they've never HAD one in the first place ;p

[Chiyu]

Agent Megumi may I ask you kindly to not try to initiate any flame wars between DM and CC please.

And btw Tublear, CC IS active.

[KRSplat]

CB, it would be less likely that a flame war started if you assumed that she is trying to initiate a clan war instead of a flame war.

EDIT: Typo edit.

[Krezack]

Cracco, she ISN'T trying to start a flame war.

[Chiyu]

Fine. Ok, I'll think about the clanwar challenge. :)

[Syntax]

Yay for inactiveness!

[Tik]

Agent Megumi may I ask you kindly to not try to initiate any flame wars between DM and CC pleaseI can't believe you could say such a thing as that. Why would THE KING OF EGYPT ever want to flame? Your men seem to be going well enough in that direction themselves. Moreover, I'd like to add that my ring finger keeps twitching. Enjoy your meal!

Derby: Flame tag clearance.

[VelKa]

Agent Megumi may I ask you kindly to not try to initiate any flame wars between DM and CC please.
I'm starting a flame war by saying that I am the King of Egypt? Oh, please no. I am obviously not attempting anything, dear friend. In fact, I believe your fellow clanmembers caused a sufficient amount of clam chowder to extemporaneously appear by insisting, whether their caliginous words of cognitive apathy were secretly rooted in virulent sarcasm or not, that this necromantic organization called "CC" is going to, amazingly enough, pwn the entire Egyptian army in its enigmatic might and splendor! Niet alleen dat, maar gelieve te verwijderen de oude kaas niet, omdat het vorm heeft!

<img src="http://www.spiffyjuice.com/pikz/frog.jpg">


~thaddeus

[Tubz]

I'm starting a flame war by saying that I am the King of Egypt? Oh, please no. I am obviously not attempting anything, dear friend. In fact, I believe your fellow clanmembers caused a sufficient amount of clam chowder to extemporaneously appear by insisting, whether their caliginous words of cognitive apathy were secretly rooted in virulent sarcasm or not, that this necromantic organization called "CC" is going to, amazingly enough, pwn the entire Egyptian army in its enigmatic might and splendor! Niet alleen dat, maar gelieve te verwijderen de oude kaas niet, omdat het vorm heeft!

<img src="http://www.spiffyjuice.com/pikz/frog.jpg">


~thaddeus

No, Velk that was in the past. And what's in the past is gone. CC is coming back, and much better than before. And no crap is going to happen this time. Man, some people need to stop drowning on the past.

[KRSplat]

Some people need to stop drowning themselves in the present.

[Tubz]

Eh, KR no. I don't like where you're getting at, Private message or Instant Message me.

[Strato]

Looks like a flame war is being started anyway...

[Derby]

plz no flames :( back on topic thx :)

[Chiyu]

Lol at Derby's reply. :D

[MadRabb]

I'M IN DM, SO I CAN DO THIS.
*points at Derby*

[Krezack]

I've never been in any clan but CC, FR and AD. Funny things, clans.

Downright pointless, in fact.

[Tubz]

I've been in so many clans, I can't remember them all: JJ, Mega, SSB, UR, GPW, CC, TA, [BoF], [SDU]. That was either most of the clans I was in, or all of them. In no particular order.

[KRSplat]

My last post was just another meaningless comment directed at nobody in particular and was overinterpreted. What did you think I meant? :P

[Tubz]

Ah, so it was meaningless, it certainly striked me. If you posted that reply, and you did, you should be the one explaining it. I'm not going to guess.

[Krezack]

If I could join any clan now or bring one clan back to life, it'd be AD. http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/images/aim_icon.gif

[[GpW]Urbs]

I know that nobody cares about my opinion, but i really think that CC with it's new lineup is a good clan and it would be great if you had war with DM. I think that the whole community would wanna see the clanwar between these 2 clans happen, cuz CC has gotten together a great lineup and DM has never had a bad lineup:)). If we could place bets i go for DM cuz say what you wish, if Bobby should decide to really give it all he's got, well, face it guys, he can't be beaten. If we add to this equation also FS and some other talents you get bombastic combo of sheer power, skill and control over da game. Remember DM got game no just the name!! And also note that bobby and FS play 2v2's alot together and are a well coordinated team whilst CC's new lineup is fairly new. And one should also note that DM is constant whilst CC might be gone tommorow. DM can't be gone, even if it would fall into a crisis everybody would wanna merge with em cuz of the name and members and the prestige they would bring'em. Face it CC is on an uprise, which can turn into a dwonfall whilst DM is like in JJ2 like the Rolls Royce in the car industry(Mercedes is [GpW] cuz we're da oldest:)))
I hope i didnt offend peepl, all i want is a clanwar between DM and CC, for the fun of watching/hearing about it.

[Radium]

DM is just a clan that says they don't accept new members and then let random people in. Theoretically, if the variable (increase rate of n00bs) < (DM members submitted per X), some day everyone will be in DM.

[Proble]

DM is the best clan.

[$tilettø]

there is no such thing as "Best Clan"

[[GpW]Urbs]

yup there is, DM. They have pedigree, active players, talented players(also unactive talented players) but the poin is that they always have a very strong team ready, they are constant. Other clans are not constant, they have at some point 40 members, a few of them very good(most of them not:)), but thats just at some point. Although I agree that TF and not to mention FoR and also XD are a threat to DM supremacy.

[Proble]

Even if DM dies out, you don't readily forget history.

[$tilettø]

I agree that TF and not to mention FoR and also XD are a threat to DM supremacy
You really should play JJ2 more often.

[Proble]

What happens when you have all but all the good players in one clan, Stiletto? DM.

[$tilettø]

There are alot of other players arround TALENTED. and all.

(Players who dont play the same 5 levels all day for hours to just be good at it).

[[GpW]Urbs]

Most peep play 5 lvls 4 hours a day(per a lvl mind you:)) but most of DM, FoR, TF and Bunnyelmer from XD don't(neither do u, but CC not so long ago played wars only in DW)
Anyway to conclude, I would just like to say, that DM although not too active is still very stron and not to be underestimated although other clans(like CC for example) are of course very good. But here we have the trademark paradigm, CC can never be as kewl as DM, cuz DM just has a special fragrance about em. Comparing CC to DM is like Armani(DM) compared to Nike(CC). I know it's not the best comparison:))

[$tilettø]

Nice of you to share your opinion, Sadly EVEN you can be wrong =P

Now how about closing this topic, questions have been answered.

[Proble]

So now it's down to closing a topic when someone's views are no longer favourable?

[$tilettø]

Now how about closing this topic, questions have been answered.
<wow this dude really sucks.. i wonder who he is?>

[Proble]

Next time, use HTML tags. That way, you bypass the 3 character limit, but your post remains intact.

[$tilettø]

Okay, thanks! this also works.

[FQuist]

We don't close topics just because they're done. Otherwise all old topics would be closed, wouldn't they?

[$tilettø]

Yup, but you close topics where the questions have been ansewered and when people go oftopic correct?

[FQuist]

Yup, but you close topics where the questions have been ansewered and when people go oftopic correct?

I didn't consider this thread being offtopic. Please stop posting messages like 'please close this', because these posts are offtopic.

[ElectroPiZZa]

The only posts that are off-topic in this thread are the ones asking for the thread itself to be closed. "Questions have been answered" is not a valid argument, as there has been no case in the past where a thread was closed just because specific matters were resolved. If a thread lacks an excessive string of personal attacks or off-topic posts, it will remain open for further discussion.