Uberbob!

[Radium]

Yes, Uberbob! The legendary one-legged one-armed one-eared rabbit from the WarTavern! Uberbob! The man that traded a solid gold toothbrush for a rubber tire! Uberbob! Leader of a party of four who all share one weapon! Uberbob! The only rabbit brave enough to wear a Snufuss skin cloak in front of seven hundred Snufuss minions! And Velk was right all these years, reasonless blurring CAN cover your mistakes!



http://www.foxmage.com/MinionAttack.png

[Strato]

1337

[Radium]

I forgot the names, left to right:
Fawriel, local (poisonous) berry tester
L33tz4n, evil l33t hacker minion
Uberbob, the hero of questionable mental sanity
Araches, sorceress of questionable sexuality

AND DON'T FORGET TO GO TO THE WAR TAVERN AND HELP UBERBOB FAIL HIS UNKNOWN QUEST.

[Violet CLM]

Awww. UberBob should be staring wistfully at Araches.

[Radium]

Awww. UberBob should be staring wistfully at Araches.
<s>He's trying to construct a pair of wings strong wnough to lift him using pieces of a dead eagle while being clobbered with rusty iron baseball bats, and you think he has time to stare at his lesbian girlfriend??</s>

[acid]

Uberbob! The man that traded a solid gold toothbrush for a rubber tire!

THATS ME!!! :D

Spiffay pic, BTW

[Xion]

Is it just me...

Or are the minions just Radiulas with yellow hair and mermaid bottoms and no clothes and no...Well...I shouldn't say.

<s>AND WHERE ARE THEIR RUSTY BATS?</s> Never mind, I thought that was a cane.

[Radium]

They don't have navals, either. Only reptiles would worship the Snufuss (don't make me get the sig image again). I actually think they look more like slugs. They do not resemble Radia at all, and not all of them are even female. <s>And they have a rusty bat... one, anyway. The rest are... hidden... behind them... I though about having some in the background waving bats, but my energy ran out.</s> Never mind, you though that was a cane.

[Trafton]

The Snufuss, insolent mortal, has no skin. It's all lies.<b></b>

~ Traft

[Radium]

The Snufuss, insolent mortal, has no skin. It's all lies.
Liar. Fool. I have a Snufuss Skin rug.

[Fawriel]

Wow, you didn't even make me look THAT bad. I'm impressed.

[MoonBlazE]

<strike>Fawriel looks even better on that drawing than on his owns.</strike> Why is it so blurry?

[Fawriel]

<s>Moonblaze, you look almost better than the dirt under my shoes. =)</s>
If this is edited, I'll sue the inventor of HTML. Or Derboo. Or the next person I see. =P

[Strato]

The dagger should look something more like this

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[Captain Spam]

Not bad at all. Mind if I call him Pegleg Bob? That'd be funnier.

The Snufuss minions are curious-looking folk. Kinda naga-like or lamia-like creatures, then?

[Radium]

The Snufuss minions are curious-looking folk. Kinda naga-like or lamia-like creatures, then?
Something with less arms than a naga. A minion is kind of like snake legs with a human torso, ferret-like head, and hair that moves like angry snakes when threatened.

[Radium]

Another picture, Anime style:

http://www.foxmage.com/L33tz4nWhipp.png

[Ninja]

Uh, is that legal?

[Strato]

??? What do you mean is that legal?

[Radium]

If you can wear it on a T-shirt without getting shot, it's legal.

[Strato]

But what if your shirt plagurizes something. Thats illegal but you won't get shot.

[Radium]

But what if your shirt plagurizes something. Thats illegal but you won't get shot.
What if the person it plagurizes is insane and has a gun pointed at you at the time he sees the shirt?

[Ninja]

I mean.

Derby: Filter bypass removal/Sense drain.

I mean ****.

[Strato]

If it were it would be pwned already.

[GuMmYBeAr!]

Radi likes drawing breasts.

[Radium]

Radi likes drawing breasts.
Gumi, you're acting like Xion.
<omfb we just both called eachother by names with "I"s on the end>

[Strato]

and has a gun pointed at you at the time he sees the shirt?

But you are basing that happening off of a scenario in which you don't get shot anyway.

[Xion]

YAY! I GOT A WANNIBE!

I'm so happy. n.n

[Strato]

A wanna be what?

[Xion]

My current request for radifoo...

Seung Mina + Araches = Araches with a Gungir, bandana, a chinese-like top, and two strips of fabric on both the front and back.

My LJ has a picture of Seung Mina.

[Radium]

Haus aboot annoice bog auv NEAU?

[Strato]

But how will xion sleep at night?

[Xion]

I'll go to sleep trying to picture it in my mind, and then trying to figure out how to draw it.

Derby: Content removal.

[Strato]

*wonders what xion would draw it as*

Random scribbles?

[Strato]

Plus xion, it's rude to use other peoples characters.

[Radium]

Don't worry; technically Faw created Araches, and I steal from Faw all the time.

[Strato]

Oh, ok then.

[Xion]

though if I make it, I'd give credit.

[Radium]

'Cmon Xi, let's see your artistic talent.

[Strato]

If.

[Strato]

I'm going to buy a scanner tommarow, so you can all go mock my artistic talent soon enough. By the way I am drawing my male avatar (Strato) walking around in the spot place looked really scared. I would be to.

Page claim in the name of...my...money...I guess.

[Radium]

But you've gotten so good at photographing paper!

[Strato]

But I hate doing that!! I can't take the picture of the whole piece of paper, and it makes my already curved straight lines look like c's.

[Radium]

But it's something you can tell your grandchildren about when you're old and institutionalized.

[Strato]

I will never ever in all my life ever have the need to grow old.

[Radium]

Alright, just insitutionalized.

[Strato]

Works for me... now uhh.......hm.

*goes off wondering what xion's picture would look like*

[Strato]

You know what no. I don't want to know.

[Coppertop]

Do you know how fast I had to skip that picture of L33tz4n? I mean, my twelve year old brother wants to see it ...

[Xion]

Do you know how fast I had to skip that picture of L33tz4n? I mean, my twelve year old brother wants to see it ...
just show him...

as long as you let him play SoulCalibur.

[Coppertop]

Ah, NO.

[Fawriel]

"Sissayh, sissayh, what is that?"
"It's.... a... snufuss minion."
"What's the snufuss?"
"A... god-like..thing."
"(insert perv-comment here)"

[Radium]

My apologies to anyone who was eternally scarred, given a bad impression of me, or accidently given their little brother unwanted education. And while I'm here I'd also like to apologize to anyone conned into reading my Derby song.

[Strato]

Your derby song was scary.

[Coppertop]

It wasn't scary. It was worse than scary. It was TERRIFYING.

[Radium]

But it rhymed. )<

[Xion]

But it rhymed. )<
NO RHYME PLZ THNX.

[Strato]

What about the Bjarni part?

[Radium]

It still rhymes. I just made up a word.

[Strato]

-50 points

[Xion]

-50 points
WORD.

[Strato]

Word...?

[Radium]

PARAGRAPH! <yay>

And look, Xion's banned.

[Strato]

Same with Vash.

[Fawriel]

Again?

[Strato]

Vashn is no longer banned...yarr

[DoubleGJ]

You're lucky you apologised, Rad. I have scrolled through this topic in an internet cafe, sitting next to a girl from my class. If I had a little less luck, I would go all the way to your home on my feet just to grab you by the neck and throw.

(admins, do not take it as PA, please... it was ALMOST a joke)

[Radium]

http://www.foxmage.com/Broketehworld.gif

[Fawriel]

<s>May I critique that?</s>

[Radium]

Go ahead. Stick figures are quite hard to mess up. And keep in mind that the whole thing was drawn with the selection, lasso, and text tools.

[Fawriel]

<s>I think the left middle finger is slightly larger than the right one.</s>


...I was kidding.