Joe the Badger

[Ninja]

Joe the Badger part 1;

Joe was a badger who liked to play in the rain. He liked to splash in mud puddles, and smoke pot. He had a huge tail that was not at all soft, and was well admired by everyone. Then one day, his precious tail bumped into something hard and then it became soft, and noone loved him anymore. Everyone said when he walked by, "Haha, his tail is so soft." and the girls laughed at him. He was determined to make it hard again. So he went into this drugstore and asked for some cement. The guy was like, "Idiot, this is a drugstore.", so the poor badger had to find somewhere else. So he snuck onto a brick jobsite and found some, stole it, and put it on his tail and make it extremely hard. He walked by the girls again, and they said, "THAT IDIOT HAS CEMENT ON HIS TAIL."
"Hahaha, what a moron."

Embarassed, hurt, and confused, the badger walked into the rain, and the cement washed off. His tail was covered with the sticky, gluelike substance. "I've got to wash this off, somehow."

_____________________End of Chapter 1_________________________

Join up, my people. I'm sure I can use you.

[Xion]

You may use Gradient in this story as long as three conditions are met:

1) HE STAYS HUMAN! Gradient is a FOmar, not a FOfurre.
2) He gets to use his signature weapon, the Viridia Card. I'll get a picture of the viridia logo and that's just on the card. Simple throwing weapon, enchanted to deal damage upon impact and return to the thrower's hand. Set of 5.
3) GRADIENT'S MAG, DAVIL'S TAIL, IS NOT FURRY! It's a metal robot used to aid Gradient. It boosts his mind capabilities, and can NOT be shared with others. It's equipped like a piece of armor, so in order to give it to another person he must unequip it and give it like an item. Don't ask, just know. It's long, slender, Black with a bright blue photon crystal at the end. I will supply a picture if needed. ^_^

[Fawriel]

Xion... I pity you.

[Ninja]

Xion has commited himself to humiliation not yet known.

[Radium]

I pity Xion more than you.

[Xion]

...

Just don't ask and follow the very basic requests. NO BUSHY TAILS!!!

[Coppertop]

Use my characters and die.

[Xion]

Use my characters and die.
You're starting to sound a LOT like Radium as of late...

is something going on?

[Ducky]

Hmm. Maybe I should hang around more.

[Radium]

is something going on?
IT IS ALL A VAST CONSPIRACY TO STEAL THE SHINY PART OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS.

Actually, I don't think she sounds like me. Now that I think of it, I've never actually listened to anything I've said, so I can't really compare...

Ninjer, give Xion a bushy tail and I won't tell everyone what you did last summer.

[Ninja]

I already was going to, Radium, no need to tell me. He'll have a very soft tail, trust me.

[Coppertop]

You're starting to sound a LOT like Radium as of late...

is something going on?

:confused:
No ...?

[Ninja]

*moshes* D:

And radium...don't get Tyf curious, please. ;P

[Radium]

And radium...don't get Tyf curious, please. ;P
Eh? What do you mean?

[Xion]

*moshes* D:

And radium...don't get Tyf curious, please. ;P
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

That's all I have to say.

[Ninja]

"Ninjer, give Xion a bushy tail and I won't tell everyone what you did last summer."

that.

[Radium]

Ah.

Ninjury!

[Xion]

*cracks ninja over the head with his pukpuk hammer*

Do not think that I do not have one.

[Violet CLM]

You mean Piko Piko, I presume?


As for the story.... uhhh. Help. Try paying a little more attention to grammar.

[Xion]

You mean Piko Piko, I presume?


As for the story.... uhhh. Help. Try paying a little more attention to grammar.
no, pukpuk. Where did you get piko piko? It's a pukpuk always has always will.

[Violet CLM]

Piko Piko. (http://www.sega.com/sonic/globalsonic/post_allabout.jhtml?article=soniccharacters)

[Xion]

hmm...

That may be just japanese...I always knew it as "pukpuk"

[Violet CLM]

Xion thinks the internet is Japanese. (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=%22Pukpuk+Hammer%22&q2=%22Piko+Piko+Hammer%22&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

[Xion]

It's like "Moogle" and "Moogli"

Same thing, just "Moogli" is the Japanese name.

[Violet CLM]

No, it's not the same, because your Pukpuk doesn't exist.

[Xion]

:roll:

[Ducky]

Oh. My.

Was that smiley like breathing fire or was that projectile vomiting? I was NOT expecting to see that.

Anyway, off topic. O.o