The Xion Photoshoping Challenge.

[Radium]

Here's a game for all you photoshopers: see how good you can make Xion look. Fix his eyes, shave his half-beard, whatever, just see how sexy (to a girl, that is) you can make him look. The person that makes Xion look the best will be mailed a FREE NOTHING (note: not actually mailed to save shipping fees). Anyway, it's a nice challenge.

Xion is available here (http://www.strike9.com/file.ashx?path=%2fXion%2ffullsize%2fMyface.JPG).

Ready? Set? Photoshop!
And thanks to Spaztic for giving me the idea. (http://jazz2online.com/spiffyjuice/pikz/rebel.jpg)

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!

"Let us see what we have to work with..."
(Lifts bag and gasps.)
"Ooh... Tisk tisk..."
"Tisk."
"And yet ANOTHER tisk- you did a very brave thing..."
-The chemeleon brothers
Rockos Modern Life.

Aw, he doesn't look THAT bad, I have a freind whos uglier, and he's actually GOT a girlfreind...

... Just... don't ask me how SHE looks...

[Xion]

... Just... don't ask me how SHE looks...
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

[Tik]

This marks a victory in my life.

I might make another one just for fun. On a side note, I don't even own Photoshop, I used Paint Shop Pro (yeah yeah). And you spelled "photoshopping" and stuff akin to that incorrectly. OMG PWNED ;|

Anyway, I shall make another. Perhaps.

[Radium]

On a side note, I don't even own Photoshop, I used Paint Shop Pro (yeah yeah).
Same case here, but I guess I could still give it a try...

Long hair works for you, Xion.
http://www.foxmage.com/MichaelShanksXion.jpg
omglololol

[Ninja]

hahahaha

[Fawriel]

Eheeheehee... XD;;

[GuMmYBeAr!]

lol.

Someone should add earrings.

[Strato]

@ Rad : ahahahaahaahaaaaodfjkl HA!

[Xion]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif
^^^

[VelKa]

<img src="http://home.att.net/~zuurstof/Xion.jpg" height="300" width="400">


~morganeverett

[Strato]

Wow, I'm terrified.

[Xion]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/puke.gifVelk

[EvilMike]

<img src="http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif" width = "640" height = "320"> Original pic

[Radium]

You bad people, don't you know this is the Art Forum? Cobbie and Captain have to do all the cleaning! The least you could do is stop throwing up all over everything.

[Xion]

*sigh*

I'll mop up Mike's, but I am not mopping up mine.

[Risp_old]

I have made a picture too! I think it truely portrais Xion in all his err.... prettyness. Whatever. Since it is hosted on geocities, it would be pointless to post a picture directly, so I will just post the url.
http://www.geocities.com/rspss_27/Images/MyfaceRspssEdit.jpg
I did it in paint too! No fancy programs! And no artistic talent!

[Radium]

I have made a picture too! I think it truely portrais Xion in all his err.... prettyness. Whatever. Since it is hosted on geocities, it would be pointless to post a picture directly, so I will just post the url.
http://www.geocities.com/rspss_27/Images/MyfaceRspssEdit.jpg
I did it in paint too! No fancy programs! And no artistic talent!
See? 'Risp just proved you don't need lots of money to make Xion look like an idiot.

[Strato]

Edit : WAY TOO BLURRY!

[Tik]

<img src="http://www.jazz2online.com/spiffyjuice/pikz/xionreno.jpg">

[Strato]

AHHH! *runs away*

[Hare]

This thread = Evil

[EvilMike]

<a href="http://evilmike.20m.com/stuff/Xion.jpg">Sfsdfsddsfsdfdsdf</a>

[Sun Fun Dude]

<a href="http://evilmike.20m.com/stuff/Xion.jpg">Sfsdfsddsfsdfdsdf</a>

Are you sire that picture is edited?

[Radium]

This thread = Evil
You aren't allowed to say that until you photoshop a Xion.

[Coppertop]

This is really, really scary.

[Xion]

I should get derby.

Hate to admit it, but there are some people (other than me) that are offended and appaled at these pictures.

[Fawriel]

I like EvilMike's.

[Hare]

I thought Rad said the goal was to make Xion look attractive to a female.

[Radium]

I thought Rad said the goal was to make Xion look attractive to a female.
We determined it couldn't be done and went on to the next best thing.

[Hare]

... I think that is going a little too far, bud.

[Radium]

... I think that is going a little too far, bud.
Hey, I don't control how challenges, conspiracies, and other chaotic events turn out. I just start them. Watching things like this evolve is a lot like watching kids grow up, only they're all groiwing into terrorists and con artists.

[Ninja]

I got lazy.

<img src=http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://ninjafoo.8k.com/xion.GIF>

[Lark]

http://www.strike9.com/file.ashx?path=%2fLabratkid%2ffullsize%2fMyface.jp g

[Tik]

http://www.strike9.com/file.ashx?path=%2fLabratkid%2ffullsize%2fMyface.jp gLooks kind of like a rodent tom green.

[Blackraptor]

Wow, spaztic just proved Xion could look like a fairly old american lady with a moustache. *gathers all people in computer lab around him*

[GuMmYBeAr!]

*Counts the remaining days for closure.*

[Ninja]

*prods tyf*

[Xion]

*Counts the remaining days for closure.*
*nods*

[Tik]

Even if it does get closed, this was probably the best Art Forum thread ever. It will live on, just you wait.

[Xion]

Best Art Forum thread = BR and Sal made me do it.

That has to be the best one. This will never top it.

Page claim plz thnx.

[Radium]

*Counts the remaining days for closure.*
Only a mod or admin can close this. Xion wants this closed. Therefore, I conclude that this thread is officially immortal.

This may be a hundredth the size of Br+Sal, but it pwns twice as hard.

[Fawriel]

Never. BR + Sal is the best thread in all the forums!

[Xion]

Only a mod or admin can close this. Xion wants this closed. Therefore, I conclude that this thread is officially immortal.
To be honest, Inf is a touch disturbed by velk's Image. ask him.

[Strato]

*is curled into a ball crying*

[Radium]

I think the admins would ban Strato before they listen to you, Xi.

[Xion]

I think the admins would ban Strato before they listen to you, Xi.
No...

Derby, Epiz, and Trafton would all have to die in a horriffic accident in order for me to become an Admin.

They'll listen, it's just they have the final say on what happens.

[GuMmYBeAr!]

Well. I was counting the days, taking in consideration that Xion'll grow tired of his own making. And end up flaming until it closes?

[Blackraptor]

Yay, the best thread in the art forum turned out to be a little bet Radium, Sal and I had. My name is in the title! W00t !11!111!123344reftrfdgl33tomge4r35345te4t6

[Tik]

Ugh.

Can't anyone go any route besides the 'make Xion a girl' way? It's losing its novelty. Quickly.

[Risp_old]

I didnt go through the 'make Xion a girl' route. Admittedly my picture was a five minuit thing in paint, but still. Its the thought that counts.

[Strato]

I have a picture, but I'll reserve it until the perfect moment.

[Xion]

Okay, a few announcements.

Strike9 is DOWN for me for the rest of the month (Unless you wanna contribute 36$/yr to me to get 500/mo.) so I have to use my 150m.com account.

Here's the latest photomanip: I edited in a Doglefox on my head!

Click <a href="http://xion.150m.com/myface.html">here</a>!!

(Pardon the popups/banner ads.)

[Lama]

http://www.jazz2online.com/spiffyjuice/strong/xion.jpg

Because Xion was too lazy to upload it himself.

[Strato]

At Xion :

Your beard looks better.

At Lama :

That broken image really brings out Xion's true inner self.

[Radium]

Wouldn't it have been easier to just put the Doglefox on your head prior to taking the picture?

[Xion]

Wouldn't it have been easier to just put the Doglefox on your head prior to taking the picture?
No. <to be honest, that's what I did. hahahahaha>

[Lama]

At Lama :

That broken image really brings out Xion's true inner self.

I think the link is fixed now. Xion did not want it uploaded to J2O and had Bobby delete it because it offended him that it was posted without his permission.

If only the people he insulted can delete his offensive jokes as well because they weren't said with the person's permission, there would be a ton of garbage collection.

[Xion]

Actually no. Since my "garbage" was my property to begin with, no matter who it was directed at, is mine to manipulate. So in short: All things that come out of my mouth, positive or negitive, is Copyright Xion 1998-2003

[Strato]

If it's said on a forum it is now public property and therefore cannot be copyrighted. Pwn.

[GuMmYBeAr!]

Wow. You actually bought some actual Neopets merchandise.

[Xion]

Wow. You actually bought some actual Neopets merchandise.
believeitornot that's the ONLY piece of neopets merch. I bought. :)

[Lama]

Actually no. Since my "garbage" was my property to begin with, no matter who it was directed at, is mine to manipulate. So in short: All things that come out of my mouth, positive or negitive, is Copyright Xion 1998-2003

You are missing the point. You love being an offensive git but you hate getting offended. If you can dish out as much, you should be able to take as much.

[Xion]

You are missing the point. You love being an offensive git but you hate getting offended. If you can dish out as much, you should be able to take as much.
It's not that I am offended, It's that I have been...

Manipulated
Unknoingly made fun of (See, what I say behind people's backs I also have the balls to say to somebody's face.)
hit in a soft spot


So there you have it. I'm angered a Lama and Trafton for at least two of these three topics.

Derby: Personal attack removal.

[Radium]

See, what I say behind people's backs I also have the balls to say to somebody's face.

Derby: La la la la la la la.
Radium: C'mon Derbs, you know you agreed with me.

[Tubz]

Whoa, Xion, much different than I expected. Cool pic MM2.

[Lama]

It's not that I am offended, It's that I have been...

Manipulated
Unknoingly made fun of (See, what I say behind people's backs I also have the balls to say to somebody's face.)
hit in a soft spot


So there you have it. I'm angered a Lama and Trafton for at least two of these three topics.

Derby: Personal attack removal.

See, this is where I'm confused, if you are not offended, why are you reacting like that?

You've stabbed Velkasha in the back. What you said to her behind her back, you did not say to her face. Now, when somebody stabs you in the front, such as myself, you react like you can't take it.

As much as I do not like to stand up for Trafton, he does not backstab you or say adverse things to your face. If you have logs of chats proving that he did, then post it here or send them over via PM.

[Fawriel]

Xion is simply a bad loser. Explanation end.

[Coppertop]

I think this thread can die right about ... now.

[Strato]

Done and done.

[Fawriel]

But for some reason, everybody keeps posting that this will die. Or shall die. Which results in it not dying. Funny, eh?

[Coppertop]

I'm not saying that it WILL, I'm saying that it SHOULD.

[Fawriel]

And keeping it alive at the same time. =3
Funfunfun.

[Radium]

You know, I don't think we should reply to this.

[Fawriel]

Yeah, I think you're right.

[Coppertop]

..aan excellent idea.

*doesn't reply*

Wait ...

[Lama]

Xion is simply a bad loser. Explanation end.

I fully agree.

[Coppertop]

Wait wait wait
*stares*
Faw thinks Rad is RIGHT?
*falls over*

Wot Lama said.

[Fawriel]

I actually agree with Rad pretty often... scary.