Batty Buddy
Nov 3, 2003, 12:39 PM
Que Passa!!!!
I'm back... Did you miss me? I missed you too...
Well, lets see if I still got it... and, more importantly, if YOU still like the "It" that I got...
Recap
Red Rabbit recieves destress signal from Sport Robots.
Red Rabbit kicks monkey and alien booty.
Red Rabbit saves world. Gets free rock. Gets respect from Sport Robots.
Red Rabbit goes home. Goes on mission with Green Rabbit and Yellow Rabbit.
Rock glows. Red Rabbit gets superpowers and kicks turtle booty.
Red Rabbit gets knocked out. Gets rescued by Green and Yellow Rabbits.
Yellow Rabbit grabs rock. Turns into yellow ant eating earth pig.
Green Rabbit touches rock. Gets funky with the show tunes.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits take rock to Father-daughter Scientists.
Turtle major P.O.ed.
Kidnaps Red Rabbit and rock.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits find out rocks secret powers from Father-daughter Scientists.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits go to rescue Red Rabbit.
Turtle touches rock. Sky spits candy.
Lizard touches rock. Grows to enormous size. Plays dollies with Rabbits.
Blue Rabbit grabs rock. Becomes Cheese girl.
Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green Rabbits escape. Turtle, Lizard, and acres of stupid henchmen buried in snacks.
And now, on with the show...
The rabbit, the rock, and the robots (S.S.T.W.A.B.H.W.N.B.S.W.A.A.L.S.O.C. part 3)
Introduction
Dateline: Bout frikkin time I'd say... Do you know how long it was since I wrote a war tavern story- let alone a Spaz story?
Location: Carrotus Castle
"You know, I don't care what ANYONE says... I still say we should just pitch that thing. It gives me the creeps..."
"Hey sis- THINK FAST!!!" Lori Jackrabbits reflexes proved faster then her common sense when she caught a small rock without even noticing it.
It wasn't until the rock started glowing yellow that she realized the mistake she made.
"AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH" All of a sudden, the form of the Jackrabbit sister melted away and was replaced with that of a yellow aardvark wearing the former rabbits clothes.
"Whoa COOL!" Spaz muttered to himself as he walked up and poked her on the, now much larger, nose. "Are you REALLY hungry for ants now?"
"Look, could the two of you quit fooling around with that thing?" Jazz said. The past couple of days had been kind of twilight zoney for him, and he was pretty sure 'zoney' wasn't even a word.
First, Spaz's whole mission on the planet Bozok, wherever THAT was,
Then that whole 'magic rock' thing that he still didn't quite understand,
And if that wasn't enough, he and Eva were forced to play a rather painful game of 'extreme kissyface' by a fifty foot tall yellow lizard idjit.
The recent trip to the dentist they had taken to fix the latter was STILL a fresh unpleasant memory. Heck, a few sections of Eva's mouth were still under the effects of Novocain, so she had been avoiding conversation as much as she could.
The whole thing was weirder then all of Jazz's past experiences in the superhero biz put together.
...well, maybe not ALL of them, there was that one nightmare he had where he was fighting chameleons with spears, and Devan was muttering stuff about being his father, and that weird Zoe babe who never moved…
... But then, that was just a dream brought on from eating an expired box of "Lagomunchies"
Currently, however, it was finally a reasonably normal day after such a long string of bizarre happenings. Even Spaz was back to his goofy joking self. The four of them had gathered in the castle's study to talk about whether or not Spaz should be allowed to keep a rock of such power.
After all, such a rock could be useful, but it could also be a problem
Yep. Perfectly normal day... It just couldn't last... Not in a Batty Buddy story, anyway.
Chuckling, the red rabbit pulled out an ant farm from... er... somewhere.
"Come on sis, take a bite and tell me what you think. Pretend they're raisins."
"You have to the count of zero to get those tast... er- I mean - that thing away from me..."
Just then, the doorbell rang...
Seeing as how Jazz was currently busy trying to prevent Lori from cramming the rock down Spaz's throat, Eva signed to herself and opened the door.
At the doorstep was... well kind of a strange sight: A small object that looked like a hockey puck was sitting just outside.
Well, actually, it was STANDING just outside. A pair of stubby little legs were clearly visible underneath it, the "feet" were clad in small red and white sneakers.
Course, even that wasn't as freaky as the large pair of goggles it wore.
"Hello, Mam..." said the puck "Is this the residence of the superhero known as Spaz Jackrabbit?"
To be continued... In chapter 1:
A Droid in the Hand
(As is the tradition in Batty Buddy stories, if you like a concept or character, just ask and you can use it/him/her)
I'm back... Did you miss me? I missed you too...
Well, lets see if I still got it... and, more importantly, if YOU still like the "It" that I got...
Recap
Red Rabbit recieves destress signal from Sport Robots.
Red Rabbit kicks monkey and alien booty.
Red Rabbit saves world. Gets free rock. Gets respect from Sport Robots.
Red Rabbit goes home. Goes on mission with Green Rabbit and Yellow Rabbit.
Rock glows. Red Rabbit gets superpowers and kicks turtle booty.
Red Rabbit gets knocked out. Gets rescued by Green and Yellow Rabbits.
Yellow Rabbit grabs rock. Turns into yellow ant eating earth pig.
Green Rabbit touches rock. Gets funky with the show tunes.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits take rock to Father-daughter Scientists.
Turtle major P.O.ed.
Kidnaps Red Rabbit and rock.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits find out rocks secret powers from Father-daughter Scientists.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits go to rescue Red Rabbit.
Turtle touches rock. Sky spits candy.
Lizard touches rock. Grows to enormous size. Plays dollies with Rabbits.
Blue Rabbit grabs rock. Becomes Cheese girl.
Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green Rabbits escape. Turtle, Lizard, and acres of stupid henchmen buried in snacks.
And now, on with the show...
The rabbit, the rock, and the robots (S.S.T.W.A.B.H.W.N.B.S.W.A.A.L.S.O.C. part 3)
Introduction
Dateline: Bout frikkin time I'd say... Do you know how long it was since I wrote a war tavern story- let alone a Spaz story?
Location: Carrotus Castle
"You know, I don't care what ANYONE says... I still say we should just pitch that thing. It gives me the creeps..."
"Hey sis- THINK FAST!!!" Lori Jackrabbits reflexes proved faster then her common sense when she caught a small rock without even noticing it.
It wasn't until the rock started glowing yellow that she realized the mistake she made.
"AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH" All of a sudden, the form of the Jackrabbit sister melted away and was replaced with that of a yellow aardvark wearing the former rabbits clothes.
"Whoa COOL!" Spaz muttered to himself as he walked up and poked her on the, now much larger, nose. "Are you REALLY hungry for ants now?"
"Look, could the two of you quit fooling around with that thing?" Jazz said. The past couple of days had been kind of twilight zoney for him, and he was pretty sure 'zoney' wasn't even a word.
First, Spaz's whole mission on the planet Bozok, wherever THAT was,
Then that whole 'magic rock' thing that he still didn't quite understand,
And if that wasn't enough, he and Eva were forced to play a rather painful game of 'extreme kissyface' by a fifty foot tall yellow lizard idjit.
The recent trip to the dentist they had taken to fix the latter was STILL a fresh unpleasant memory. Heck, a few sections of Eva's mouth were still under the effects of Novocain, so she had been avoiding conversation as much as she could.
The whole thing was weirder then all of Jazz's past experiences in the superhero biz put together.
...well, maybe not ALL of them, there was that one nightmare he had where he was fighting chameleons with spears, and Devan was muttering stuff about being his father, and that weird Zoe babe who never moved…
... But then, that was just a dream brought on from eating an expired box of "Lagomunchies"
Currently, however, it was finally a reasonably normal day after such a long string of bizarre happenings. Even Spaz was back to his goofy joking self. The four of them had gathered in the castle's study to talk about whether or not Spaz should be allowed to keep a rock of such power.
After all, such a rock could be useful, but it could also be a problem
Yep. Perfectly normal day... It just couldn't last... Not in a Batty Buddy story, anyway.
Chuckling, the red rabbit pulled out an ant farm from... er... somewhere.
"Come on sis, take a bite and tell me what you think. Pretend they're raisins."
"You have to the count of zero to get those tast... er- I mean - that thing away from me..."
Just then, the doorbell rang...
Seeing as how Jazz was currently busy trying to prevent Lori from cramming the rock down Spaz's throat, Eva signed to herself and opened the door.
At the doorstep was... well kind of a strange sight: A small object that looked like a hockey puck was sitting just outside.
Well, actually, it was STANDING just outside. A pair of stubby little legs were clearly visible underneath it, the "feet" were clad in small red and white sneakers.
Course, even that wasn't as freaky as the large pair of goggles it wore.
"Hello, Mam..." said the puck "Is this the residence of the superhero known as Spaz Jackrabbit?"
To be continued... In chapter 1:
A Droid in the Hand
(As is the tradition in Batty Buddy stories, if you like a concept or character, just ask and you can use it/him/her)