"Thank you for whatever," I told the rabbit, leading the party outside. L33tz4n was in the main grocery store waiting for us. She seemed shocked by the blood. "Don't worry, we're probably next," I encouraged.
We walked out into the snow-covered plaza, past a statue that would probably prove mildly useful for defense as soon as something attacked us. All of a sudden, a cold tentacle shot out of the snow and wrapped itself around my leg. This all felt oddly familiar, so I decided to just close my eyes and wait.
"Raaaaaaaaaeeeeaaaaaarrr KRTHUNK!!!"
"DEATH TO YOU, LESS EVIL CREATURES!"
"Whhrrrwhhhhhrrrrrr clickclickclickclick-KSHOO"
"EeeeuuuullllaaallliiiaaaA!!"
"cccrraaacckkkKKKRRcCCHHH"
"Hey, it's like a family reunion! Only none of us are related."
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