I'm sure all of you are curious about the personalities and sexual preferences of the spiffyjuice staff. So, the about us section has been redesigned to meet the real needs and questions of our viewer(s). Actually, it's probably going to be just as dumb as usual, only more sexy.

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current posters
beauman - bjarni - dubya - evilmike - fod - iced - mcatis
peppa - sheepary - shorty - spaztic - the lamer - veggieman

beauman (all posts by this author) location: Pffffffffft... pervert (Fresno, California, USA tho) age: 18 alt. site: Too lazy for that.... would suggest http://www.me-nwn.com tho tv shows: Futurama, Dilbert, Stargate SG 1, Trigun, Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, [Insert Anime Here] foods: CALMARI!!!!!!!!! also MEAT, LOTSA MEAT. MEAT GOOD. BLOOD BETTER. Mmmmmm... drinks: Mountain Dew (Roughly Translated: "Drink of the Gods"), Root Beer, and Glen Morray movies: Too many. Don't ask. music style: Techno/Trance/Rave, Jpop, 80's rock - cause they don't make good music anymore :/ music: Omit fav. place: Denny's... YOU KNOW THAT PLACE IS DA BOMB. fav. games: Leave it at: RPGs, MMORPGs, FPSs, ect. fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Some other guy's face mask fav. thing to sniff: Gasoline....... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... soy?: NO SOY, HOT MUSTARD! YAR!!!!! sexiest inanimate object: The .454 Raging Bull.... DAMN that's one sexy handgun fav. thing to masticate: Spaztic's bad html ;) alternate use of lube: Stuffness. get sleepbaked to: Late nights, watching Dilbert, then going back and playing some good ol' Wolfenstien: Enemy Territory with Techno Music and Jpop in the backround... while drinking lotsa Mountain Dew, of course.

bjarni (all posts by this author) location: Reykjavík, Iceland age: 26 of November 1988. My age will always chance! alt. site: Real One Bjarni's Website tv shows: News foods: Pizza is my favourite drinks: Coca Cola! :D movies: They're two many! Away too many! So I can't choose! Sorry! :'( music style: Jazz music: What's musical group? Eh, I don't know! fav. place: Vinted States Of America, New York city fav. games: Jazz Jackrabbit II and Gruntz fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Nothing ! fav. thing to sniff: Coca cola soy?: Wait, I'm checking my directory! sexiest inanimate object: Coca cola fav. thing to masticate: Masticate? ? ? alternate use of lube: :-# I don't wan't to here that word! I hate this word! get sleepbaked to: Donald Duck! :D

dubya (all posts by this author) location: Colin Powell says it's a secret. age: 26 alt. site: Fancy! tv shows: Walker Texas Ranger foods: Roadkill...very fancy roadkill drinks: 120% mead movies: Satanic music style: Country music: The Gone And Lost Our Dogs Band, Roadkill Jesus, Michael Bolton fav. place: The little cubby hole in the Defense Room fav. games: Shoot the Orphan fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Mead fav. thing to sniff: Mead soy?: Mead sexiest inanimate object: Mead fav. thing to masticate: Mead Bars alternate use of lube: Pig-slathering get sleepbaked to: Them politicians talkin' on and on and on and on and on and - is that a bagel?

evilmike (all posts by this author) location: Canada age: 17 alt. site: None tv shows: That one episode of american idol... you know, the one where they all die. foods: Italians drinks: Oldschool Coke (you know, before they messed it up in the early 20th century) movies: Godfather trilogy music style: Grunge, alternative rock, all that early 90's stuff. And classic rock. music: Alice in Chains, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Weezer, Radiohead, and a bunch of other stuff that I'm too lazy to remember fav. place: That place... you know, the one that is the best. That's the one I am talking about. fav. games: Subspace fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Bullets fav. thing to sniff: Salt. If by sniff, you mean snort. soy?: In 1999 I worked on a single player jj2 level pack called SOY or Spam of Yak. It never was completed for obvious reasions. sexiest inanimate object: Computers fav. thing to masticate: Pens alternate use of lube: Putting it on things like doorknobs and the arms of chairs and stuff. That creeps people out and makes them smell their hands a lot for some reason. get sleepbaked to: Space Ghost

fod (all posts by this author) location: Arlington, WA, USA age: 19 alt. site: My LJ will suffice: http://livejournal.com/~fod tv shows: I'm weird. I haven't watched TV regularly since I was 6 or 7 years old. foods: Good ones. Most kinds of meat except seafood, and stuff with chees is good. drinks: Mountain Dew, misc. juices. movies: LoTR Trilogy is my current favorite. EXTENDED VERSIONS R00L J00!!1 music style: Techno, Rock, Emo, Alternative. music: There are very many good songs. fav. place: Home, probably my own room. fav. games: Diablo2, Civ3, (possibly in the future WarCraft3 and World of Warcraft) fav. thing to be hit in the face with: A hand or maybe spiffyjuice. fav. thing to sniff: Gasoline. soy?: No Soy. When soy is made in imitation hamburger patties, it's rather sick. sexiest inanimate object: I dunno.. probably clothes. fav. thing to masticate: Hard candy that is not meant for mastication. alternate use of lube: I don't have a first use for lube. get sleepbaked to: Late nights, playing Diablo2 whilst chatting in #jj2 and perhaps also reading webcomics.

iced (all posts by this author) location: The heel of that tiptoed boot on the corner of that thing called the US. age: 16 alt. site: http://www.jazz2online.com ;D ;D ;D tv shows: Anything that is remotely pornographic and involves deodorant. foods: Chocolate Death. drinks: SOBE, first and foremost. All other choices are irrelevant. movies: Army of Darkness > all music style: Trance, techno, rock, and pretty much anything else. Assuming it isn't rap or country. music: Omit fav. place: Your mom. LOLOLOLOL!!!11one fav. games: Deus Ex, Fallout, System Shock 2, Unreal Tournament, Baldur's Gate, Planescape: Torment, Starcraft, etc. etc. fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Jesus. fav. thing to sniff: Fresh, newly-printed paper... mmm soy?: Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun. sexiest inanimate object: A roll of tape. Duh. fav. thing to masticate: Hard, raw pig guts. alternate use of lube: Who do you think you are, the CIA? get sleepbaked to: #jj2, RSG, random embarassing typos at 2 AM, etc.

mcatis (all posts by this author) location: Ohio age: 20 alt. site: Omit tv shows: Omit foods: Omit drinks: Omit movies: Omit music style: Omit music: Omit fav. place: Omit fav. games: Omit fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Omit soy?: Omit sexiest inanimate object: Omit fav. thing to masticate: Omit alternate use of lube: Martha Stewart get sleepbaked to: Omit

peppa (all posts by this author) location: podunk Idaho. not to be confused with potato age: 19 alt. site: http://ninjapixie.her-own-eyes.org/ tv shows: Pretender. but who has time for tv? foods: Manicotti, rice pudding drinks: Powerade, lemonade, dessert wine from the golan, SOY milk. movies: Terminator 2, Minority Report, LoTR, Sparticus, anything Bruce Lee/Jet Li/Jackie Chan music style: I forget the styles music: Nightwish, Nirvana, Tool, Evaanescence, Five Iron Frenzy, Bowling For Soup, The Offspring, Poe, and The Cure. To name a few. fav. place: ...the Land fav. games: Starcraft, Diablo 2, Myst/Riven/Exile...and Creatures 1-3. Oh wait, are you talking about real games? Then, I say, TAG. fav. thing to be hit in the face with: knuckles fav. thing to sniff: paint, white out soy?: SOY! sexiest inanimate object: kung-fu hampster fav. thing to masticate: rocking chairs alternate use of lube: ..oh my get sleepbaked to: art, camming, DEEP EMOTIONAL CHATTING >|

sheepary (all posts by this author) location: New Hampshire (yeah, it's actually a state.) age: 16 alt. site: Omit tv shows: Kids in the Hall, SNL, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Reno 911, Trigger Happy foods: Strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, and ice cream. drinks: Jolt, 90 degrees, Absolut, orange juice movies: The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings, Bubble Boy music style: Brit bands, rock, a little punk, and a little perverted rap music: Travis, Coldplay, Isaac's College Fund, Weezer, Tatu, Sum 41, Dark Lotus, Everclear, Cake fav. place: School, or in my brother's car fav. games: Flashlight tag fav. thing to be hit in the face with: A swinging door fav. thing to sniff: Onions soy?: Estoy viniendo sexiest inanimate object: A water balloon fav. thing to masticate: Snow alternate use of lube: Retain the body heat get sleepbaked to: My mother's nagging, gazebos, and greek tradgedy

shorty (all posts by this author) location: New Orleans, LA age: 18 alt. site: Omit tv shows: This Bes How You Be Ghetto. foods: Potato anything...and cheesecake. drinks: Cherry Coke. movies: Not bad ones, like the ones JLO stars in. music style: Hard rock mostly. music: Metallica, Disturbed, Rammstein, 30 seconds to mars, and other stuff that doesn't suck fav. place: Spiffyjuice is the best place; add us to your favorites to reep benefits! fav. games: I like to play your mom...which doesn't sound right cause I'm female... fav. thing to be hit in the face with: A pineapple wrapped in barbed wire :D fav. thing to sniff: It's not you, you freak. soy?: Fo...no. sexiest inanimate object: Smores are pretty sexay. fav. thing to masticate: ...I'll answer smores here too. alternate use of lube: Gooey fun! get sleepbaked to: Camming...we are a bunch of retards but in the GOOD way

spaztic (all posts by this author) location: ohioland age: 18 alt. site: this is my site, sir twat tv shows: seinfeld, late night with conan o'brien, simpsons, whose line is it anyway, survivor, csi foods: live goldfish and anything covered in cheddar cheese drinks: tsunami, dragon, and power sobes; vanilla coke/pepsi, coffee, spiffyjuice (sobe and vodka) movies: lotr movies, kevin smith movies, matrix movies, requiem for a dream, etc music style: punk, emo, general rock, metal, techno, industrial...all but rap and country music: further seems forever, mxpx, five iron frenzy, eisley, sanctus real, mars volta, sunny day real estate, early november, decemberists, saves the day, decibully, etc fav. place: middle of nowhere fav. games: rl: chess, silent football, euchre, egyptian rat slap, carpet ball; comp: jj2 fav. thing to be hit in the face with: tongue of WOMANS fav. thing to sniff: sharpies, white out, females soy?: soy! sexiest inanimate object: lava lamp fav. thing to masticate: twat...mmmm alternate use of lube: shampoo ;( get sleepbaked to: rsg, camming, coffee, conan

the lamer (all posts by this author) location: Manila, Philippines, South East Asia age: 21 alt. site: http://www.livejournal.com/~thelamer tv shows: CSI, NYPD Blue, The Practice, The Agency foods: Eggs, Pizza, Spaghetti, Croquetas (Spanish Stuffed Potato Balls) drinks: Water, Mountain Dew, Sprite movies: Spaztic and Genevieve's amateur hardcore movies. :D music style: Numetal music: Evanescence, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Afroman, Eminem, D12, Aaliyah, DMX, 50 cent, Stacy Orrico, Local: Side A & Freestyle (see I have very diverse tastes) fav. place: A small town in Quebec, Canada or somewhere near Kristen's place fav. games: Chess, RA2, WC3, JJ2 fav. thing to be hit in the face with: Cobra's fists fav. thing to sniff: Your face soy?: Yes, that's incomplete but nevertheless good protein sexiest inanimate object: Pictures of Wildie fav. thing to masticate: Meat alternate use of lube: Jacking off! get sleepbaked to: The sound of EvilTyffie's voice.

veggieman (all posts by this author) location: Canada age: Timeless alt. site: http://www.lostbyanecho.cjb.net/ tv shows: Simpsons, Futurama, Jackass, Tom Green Show, and All 80's cartoons foods: Protein and more Protein drinks: JD's, beer, Protein sakes, and water movies: Total Recall (Chick with 3 tits. Need I say more?) music style: Early 90's rock is my fav. of course. Then all the other forms of rock music: Pearl Jam, STP, Weezer, Sparta, At The Drive Inn, The Mars Volta, Soundgarden, Smashing-Pumkins. etc fav. place: Grand Bend, Ontario, Canada fav. games: Video games fav. thing to be hit in the face with: STRONG fav. thing to sniff: Clean pussy soy?: Soy protein is weak! sexiest inanimate object: The New Encyclopedia of Modern BodyBuilding By Arnold Schwarzenegger fav. thing to masticate: Fucked if I know alternate use of lube: First use being to keep the penis going in and out. The second use would have to be to keep it going and going and going get sleepbaked to: The Late Late Show with Killborn. Oh yeah and "lasdf lksjalklk;sjfk lhahahahhah asld;fjal;skjdf"