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0 posts by bjarni
32. Bye bye by bjarni on 07-12-2004 (48 comments) [x]

"My reason of posting movies won't stop because......."

30. Game Alert!!!!!!! by bjarni on 07-05-2004 (13 comments) [x]

"Alert! Alert..."

27. The Notebook by bjarni on 06-30-2004 (7 comments) [x]

"Now in threathers..."

26. Don't ask annoy mike ask....... by bjarni on 06-28-2004 (9 comments) [x]

"..........."

22. Hey, you suck at the internet....... by bjarni on 06-18-2004 (2 comments) [x]

"http://www.jazz2online.com/spiffyjuice/counter.php?action=stats..."

15. Catch That DVD and even........ by bjarni on 06-01-2004 (3 comments)

"Available on DVD now..."

13. Where will you be? by bjarni on 05-20-2004 (11 comments) [x]

"From the directors of Indipentece day..........."

10. Own it on DVD today!!!!!!!! by bjarni on 05-16-2004 (7 comments)

"..."

6. What have you done to my movies news entry! by bjarni on 05-11-2004 (7 comments)

"About Kill Bill, Never Die Alone and Hellboy? I'm really mad! What have you done? Grrr!!!!! How can you do this to me..."
5 posts by dubya
39. Nobody Ever Said Nothin' 'Bout No Box Turtles by dubya on 07-27-2004 (11 comments) [x]

"I like to think I'm an open-minded kind of man. I like to think that my mind is open, free to air. There is much air in my mind that replaces that other air, which is more polluted, in my mind, because that is progress, and progress is important. I..."

33. A Letter to Myself by dubya on 07-19-2004 (1 comments) [x]

"Lately, old Georgie's been feelin' a little down in the saddle. Mah poll numbers are a-sinkin' like slow roast turkey in the hot August sun in Midland County, Texas, and it seems to be the latest popular thing to do to be beatin' down on poor ol' Georgie. So I..."

21. Representin' Midland County Style, Yo? by dubya on 06-17-2004 (2 comments)

"Hey there scurvy dogs of the groove. This is your G-Sherlock Holmes, George Dubya B, rappin' to ya direct from W-town. Now, you young "hip cats" as they say on the "meat street" are probably wonderin' why old Dubya be rappin' to you in such up-to-date lingo. Well, it all..."

17. Howdy, SpitJuice Internet Site Surfers! by dubya on 06-11-2004 (10 comments)

"I’m President George W. Bush, and I approve this SpitJuice post. Now, you’re probably a-wondering why I signed up for this high-palootin’ Internet site. Well, let’s just say I was looking’ for ma’ daily dose of nude hook-up skateboards and IRC Chinese movies when I stumbled across SpitJuice like a..."
2 posts by evilmike
36. Annoy Mike Issue 13 by evilmike on 07-25-2004 (13 comments) [x]

"Hello. Annoy Mike 13 is out. You should go read it. Also, I'd like for you to submit questions. Those are good, because the more I get, the sooner AM14 will come out. You can do that through the AM section, or the submit form which is included in the..."

19. Annoy Mike update... and some other stuff by evilmike on 06-14-2004 (6 comments)

"As you may have noticed, I have finally updated with what may or may not be the worst issue ever. When going through the question bank, I noticed something rather unpleasant. Basically, most of the submissions were crap, and the ones that weren't were usually from the same small group..."
2 posts by fod
25. Glasses :D by fod on 06-27-2004 (3 comments)

"I have new glasses! Actually, buh. I hate glasses. :P But I actually can see better now, I suppose. I had an eye exam, and was told I have a stigmatism in my left eye. Icks. --glasses..."

14. Return of the King by fod on 05-26-2004 (10 comments)

"Gosh, this film has been out on DVD and VHS for 2 days, and no one has posted about it. You have bad taste in films. :P Anyway, yeah, it's out. Rent or buy it! :) I've already rented it and the bonus disc, and watched the movie and all..."
7 posts by iced
41. Counter-Strike: The game God decided to banish the sinners to. by iCeD on 08-05-2004 (2 comments)

"The Debate Corner Episode 8 has been released, hopefully putting to rest the endless struggle set fourth for centuries. Probably not, but oh well. Well what are you waiting for? Vote, then get listening . Enjoy. Oh, and the script shit actually displaying should be functional fairly soon, assuming I..."

31. England has poseur pies by iCeD on 07-07-2004 (3 comments)

"The Debate Corner episode 7 , which may quite possibly be the worst TDC episode ever, has been released. Vote, listen , and comment away. I actually got an episode out within 3 weeks this time, hooray for me. On a side note, TDC's specifics should be up and working..."

24. An alternative reading of Xion's "Lima beans" rant by iCeD on 06-21-2004 (11 comments)

"Well well well, my second post here in a while that makes fun of Xion. I decided to take Xion's now-famous rant about lima beans, and "read it out", presenting my own interpretation of the furious rant. Here it is , I do hope you enjoy. The quality has been..."

18. The Debate Corner Episode 6 by iCeD on 06-13-2004 (2 comments)

"Sorry it took so long, but The Debate Corner Episode 6 is finally released. Go and give the mp3 a listen , you'll enjoy it. On a side note, you might notice this episode in particular is shorter than previous ones. I am going to be making TDC episodes somewhat..."

16. The "How likely is it that you will end up in hell?" survey by iCeD on 06-08-2004 (17 comments) [x]

"Hello again. I present you now with a survey. There are, as you know, many things which can potentially send you down that fiery path to that really hot place, and I've taken the time to assemble a complete list of all things that might steer you down that road..."

12. Hooray for retarded photoshopping by iCeD on 05-20-2004 (9 comments) [x]

"What's a better way to kill time on a Wednesday night than doing nothing? Making retarded images which make fun of Xion. Behold the results, which you will need to press the comments button to see if you haven't already..."
0 posts by mcatis
2 posts by peppa
23. TGIS ANF AGIn by peppa on 06-21-2004 (3 comments) [x]

"Hello, my lovely brigands. Spaztic here. If you didn't know, our very own Peppa is in Florida right now working for "MICKEY MOSUS" and has little access to a computer. She does, however, seem to have access to quite an abundance of alcohol. She was on #jj2 drunk tonight and..."

3. Tattoo tails. by peppa on 05-06-2004 (5 comments)

"Something has recently come to my attention, my friends, that must be discussed. It is the topic of tattoos. Namely, the ones that are on one's tailbone area. Now, I will not completely opress the topic. I like to think of myself as a logical person, and a logical person..."
1 posts by sheepary
2. I took a quiz to determine something very important. by sheepary on 05-04-2004 (6 comments)

"I just thought you ALL should know (and this website is NEVER wrong), that I took this test: "How big of a penis do you have?" And the results are in!!!!! Your HUGE..."
1 posts by shorty
7. OMG UPDATE by shorty on 05-15-2004 (4 comments)

"Spaazzzzticcccc I tried to update my camportal and it hat0rz me. It's update successful but the picture won't change... 0.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. I never knew what the semicolons mean. Hi everyone, been awhile? Just thought I'd made a post in order to say I'm part of the team ;P..."
5 posts by spaztic
44. Back with firm decisiveness, I guess. by spaztic on 09-07-2004 (2 comments) [x]

"As you may or may not have been aware, the server that hosted SJ exploded in a firey death of flames and ignitions that were flammable and also on fire. We lost about one news post in the fray, and it was a stunning look into giant elongated halls of..."

34. SOFYJU!I by spaztic on 07-22-2004 (8 comments)

"Je;;lOP! I am SPZZIG! spiffyjuci PSOTER! I am here be ause i camn DUERNk1 and I am joshj's place! josh ius CMATIS! he is a posfer t21 :d/ aNYWYAS, not macuhg to SAY! i am really dyrnbkja and going cazy hgere :D znc oksus i am cfrazy. olkn J@J2j2 ghey..."

29. New tshirts available by spaztic on 07-03-2004 (4 comments) [x]

"There are some new tshirts available in the SJ Store that you should take a look at. Feedback on them would be nice. I'm also interested in ideas for more shirts, mousepads, mugs, etc etc. Also posting to say that I will be gone all week, and after I get..."

9. The old archives are basically up by spaztic on 05-16-2004 (5 comments) [x]

"All it took was a couple hours worth of brainstorming and coding and I worked out a good solution to how the archives are to be set up. I haven't coded an indexing program yet, but in case you're interested, all of the pages are located here now. They are..."

1. Like a shower after sex by spaztic on 05-03-2004 (5 comments)

"You're probably aware that a few days ago, SJ more or less exploded. Unfortunately the worst case scenerio came to pass and, therefore, SJ's news entries are starting all over again. This is actually a good thing, because the old 630 entries were kind of cramping everything up and whatnot..."
6 posts by the lamer
43. A funny story... by the lamer on 08-09-2004 (6 comments) [x]

"In the comments section, you will find an excerpt from an article I found to be funny. Warning: Do not click on Slit Wrist if you are a grossly obese kid who does zero physical activity at all and feels a false sense of accomplishment by being good at video..."

42. Pectoral Muscles... by the lamer on 08-08-2004 (5 comments) [x]

"Tic, the push-up builds up the chest but also works the arms and the shoulders and even the back. The wider your hands are spread apart on the floor, the more the chest is targeted. The close your arms are to the body, the more they get worked. To ensure..."

37. Pushups are an inexpensive solution for flat chests... by the lamer on 07-25-2004 (8 comments)

"No, I am not talking about lingerie. I'm talking about the exercise your mean ol' gym teacher used to torture you with. If you are about as active as an 80 year old man on dialysis, you probably cannot manage to do even 1 pushup without getting out of breath..."

35. Back from a heart attack... (NOT a real heart attack) by the lamer on 07-23-2004 (1 comments)

"I would be happy if only I had Britney Spears. I would be happy if only I could be as famous as Beyonce Knowles. I would be happy if only I had a cute boyfriend. I would be happy if only I looked more like Rebecca Romjin-Stamos. I would be..."

11. How Obesity Kills by the lamer on 05-17-2004 (3 comments) [x]

"The old notion is: "Carrying around all those extra pounds must put a deadly strain on the heart and other organs." But that is wrong ..."

4. Being a fat kid may be due to physical inactivity by the lamer on 05-08-2004 (6 comments) [x]

"800+ Californian teenagers and younger kids were studied and those who had normal weight were found to have about 4 minutes more exercise on a single day than their overweight counterparts..."
2 posts by veggieman
40. How to win at BUYING CONDOMS! by veggieman on 07-27-2004 (2 comments) [x]

"Memories. The thing about memories is they always store those important times in your life. Such as, the first time you learned to ride a bike, the first time you drove a car, the first time tripped on the stairs at school and everyone laughed at you. Well, my memory..."

28. How to win at APPLYING FOR A JOB! by veggieman on 07-02-2004 (4 comments)

"How to win at APPLYING FOR A JOB! Here we go again. Did you think the winning fun had left you out in the dust? I couldn’t do that to you with letting you in on the WINNING facts and help you land that dream job. Tired of being without..."
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