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4. Aurthur Dingleberry by sheepary on 11-21-2004 (0 comments)
"Today Narcissa died of a rattlesnake bite. We found some wild berries by the side of the trail. I collected 3 baskets. Reached Fort Laramie and picked up supplies and rested there for 1 days. Went hunting and shot 368 pounds of meat, but could only carry 243 pounds back..." |
3. Do America a favor. by dubya on 11-02-2004 (6 comments)
"Vote Kerry. You'll be getting rid of me and doing this country a favor. So do it. Thanks..." |
2. The Andy Marquis Experience by spaztic on 10-25-2004 (2 comments) [x]
"Hey kids. Some of you may have noticed that all of the news posts are gone. Again! This is approx. the 3rd time this has happened, and as they say in baseball, "It's time to get rid of GreyMatter." So that's what we here at SJ will be doing. I'll..." |
1. Magical Viklas IV: The Penis Jews of Costa Rica by iCeD on 10-20-2004 (3 comments)
"Sequel to Magical Viklas I, Magical Viklas II, and Magical Viklas III. Written by iCeD, Mike and Spaztic as per usual. Reposted from before, because Greymatter is a piece of ass-lard. Our story begins with Martha Stewart. She was in her prison cell, using smuggled in monies to plan to..." |
46. Testicles by veggieman on 10-03-2004 (4 comments) [x]
"I have testicles. I like how my dad gave me this. I like that he gave me this thinking I didn't already know how to check them. I'm glad my dad thinks I'm a moron. What a really like is how the city of Toronto had these issued. I also..." |
45. The Joys and Frights of College by sheepary on 09-28-2004 (8 comments)
"Has anyone else yet recognized the beauty and genius of a beer ball? Just DON'T DROP IT..." |
43. A funny story... by the lamer on 08-09-2004 (6 comments) [x]
"In the comments section, you will find an excerpt from an article I found to be funny. Warning: Do not click on Slit Wrist if you are a grossly obese kid who does zero physical activity at all and feels a false sense of accomplishment by being good at video..." |
42. Pectoral Muscles... by the lamer on 08-08-2004 (5 comments) [x]
"Tic, the push-up builds up the chest but also works the arms and the shoulders and even the back. The wider your hands are spread apart on the floor, the more the chest is targeted. The close your arms are to the body, the more they get worked. To ensure..." |
41. Counter-Strike: The game God decided to banish the sinners to. by iCeD on 08-05-2004 (2 comments)
"The Debate Corner Episode 8 has been released, hopefully putting to rest the endless struggle set fourth for centuries. Probably not, but oh well. Well what are you waiting for? Vote, then get listening . Enjoy. Oh, and the script shit actually displaying should be functional fairly soon, assuming I..." |
40. How to win at BUYING CONDOMS! by veggieman on 07-27-2004 (2 comments) [x]
"Memories. The thing about memories is they always store those important times in your life. Such as, the first time you learned to ride a bike, the first time you drove a car, the first time tripped on the stairs at school and everyone laughed at you. Well, my memory..." |
39. Nobody Ever Said Nothin' 'Bout No Box Turtles by dubya on 07-27-2004 (11 comments) [x]
"I like to think I'm an open-minded kind of man. I like to think that my mind is open, free to air. There is much air in my mind that replaces that other air, which is more polluted, in my mind, because that is progress, and progress is important. I..." |
37. Pushups are an inexpensive solution for flat chests... by the lamer on 07-25-2004 (8 comments)
"No, I am not talking about lingerie. I'm talking about the exercise your mean ol' gym teacher used to torture you with. If you are about as active as an 80 year old man on dialysis, you probably cannot manage to do even 1 pushup without getting out of breath..." |
36. Annoy Mike Issue 13 by evilmike on 07-25-2004 (14 comments) [x]
"Hello. Annoy Mike 13 is out. You should go read it. Also, I'd like for you to submit questions. Those are good, because the more I get, the sooner AM14 will come out. You can do that through the AM section, or the submit form which is included in the..." |
35. Back from a heart attack... (NOT a real heart attack) by the lamer on 07-23-2004 (1 comments)
"I would be happy if only I had Britney Spears. I would be happy if only I could be as famous as Beyonce Knowles. I would be happy if only I had a cute boyfriend. I would be happy if only I looked more like Rebecca Romjin-Stamos. I would be..." |
34. SOFYJU!I by spaztic on 07-22-2004 (8 comments)
"Je;;lOP! I am SPZZIG! spiffyjuci PSOTER! I am here be ause i camn DUERNk1 and I am joshj's place! josh ius CMATIS! he is a posfer t21 :d/ aNYWYAS, not macuhg to SAY! i am really dyrnbkja and going cazy hgere :D znc oksus i am cfrazy. olkn J@J2j2 ghey..." |
33. A Letter to Myself by dubya on 07-19-2004 (1 comments) [x]
"Lately, old Georgie's been feelin' a little down in the saddle. Mah poll numbers are a-sinkin' like slow roast turkey in the hot August sun in Midland County, Texas, and it seems to be the latest popular thing to do to be beatin' down on poor ol' Georgie. So I..." |
32. Bye bye by bjarni on 07-12-2004 (48 comments) [x]
"My reason of posting movies won't stop because......." |
31. England has poseur pies by iCeD on 07-07-2004 (3 comments)
"The Debate Corner episode 7 , which may quite possibly be the worst TDC episode ever, has been released. Vote, listen , and comment away. I actually got an episode out within 3 weeks this time, hooray for me. On a side note, TDC's specifics should be up and working..." |
29. New tshirts available by spaztic on 07-03-2004 (4 comments) [x]
"There are some new tshirts available in the SJ Store that you should take a look at. Feedback on them would be nice. I'm also interested in ideas for more shirts, mousepads, mugs, etc etc. Also posting to say that I will be gone all week, and after I get..." |
28. How to win at APPLYING FOR A JOB! by veggieman on 07-02-2004 (4 comments)
"How to win at APPLYING FOR A JOB! Here we go again. Did you think the winning fun had left you out in the dust? I couldn’t do that to you with letting you in on the WINNING facts and help you land that dream job. Tired of being without..." |
27. The Notebook by bjarni on 06-30-2004 (7 comments) [x]
"Now in threathers..." |
25. Glasses :D by fod on 06-27-2004 (3 comments)
"I have new glasses! Actually, buh. I hate glasses. :P But I actually can see better now, I suppose. I had an eye exam, and was told I have a stigmatism in my left eye. Icks. --glasses..." |
24. An alternative reading of Xion's "Lima beans" rant by iCeD on 06-21-2004 (11 comments)
"Well well well, my second post here in a while that makes fun of Xion. I decided to take Xion's now-famous rant about lima beans, and "read it out", presenting my own interpretation of the furious rant. Here it is , I do hope you enjoy. The quality has been..." |
23. TGIS ANF AGIn by peppa on 06-21-2004 (3 comments) [x]
"Hello, my lovely brigands. Spaztic here. If you didn't know, our very own Peppa is in Florida right now working for "MICKEY MOSUS" and has little access to a computer. She does, however, seem to have access to quite an abundance of alcohol. She was on #jj2 drunk tonight and..." |
21. Representin' Midland County Style, Yo? by dubya on 06-17-2004 (2 comments)
"Hey there scurvy dogs of the groove. This is your G-Sherlock Holmes, George Dubya B, rappin' to ya direct from W-town. Now, you young "hip cats" as they say on the "meat street" are probably wonderin' why old Dubya be rappin' to you in such up-to-date lingo. Well, it all..." |
19. Annoy Mike update... and some other stuff by evilmike on 06-14-2004 (6 comments)
"As you may have noticed, I have finally updated with what may or may not be the worst issue ever. When going through the question bank, I noticed something rather unpleasant. Basically, most of the submissions were crap, and the ones that weren't were usually from the same small group..." |
18. The Debate Corner Episode 6 by iCeD on 06-13-2004 (2 comments)
"Sorry it took so long, but The Debate Corner Episode 6 is finally released. Go and give the mp3 a listen , you'll enjoy it. On a side note, you might notice this episode in particular is shorter than previous ones. I am going to be making TDC episodes somewhat..." |
17. Howdy, SpitJuice Internet Site Surfers! by dubya on 06-11-2004 (10 comments)
"I’m President George W. Bush, and I approve this SpitJuice post. Now, you’re probably a-wondering why I signed up for this high-palootin’ Internet site. Well, let’s just say I was looking’ for ma’ daily dose of nude hook-up skateboards and IRC Chinese movies when I stumbled across SpitJuice like a..." |
16. The "How likely is it that you will end up in hell?" survey by iCeD on 06-08-2004 (17 comments) [x]
"Hello again. I present you now with a survey. There are, as you know, many things which can potentially send you down that fiery path to that really hot place, and I've taken the time to assemble a complete list of all things that might steer you down that road..." |
14. Return of the King by fod on 05-26-2004 (10 comments)
"Gosh, this film has been out on DVD and VHS for 2 days, and no one has posted about it. You have bad taste in films. :P Anyway, yeah, it's out. Rent or buy it! :) I've already rented it and the bonus disc, and watched the movie and all..." |
13. Where will you be? by bjarni on 05-20-2004 (11 comments) [x]
"From the directors of Indipentece day..........." |
12. Hooray for retarded photoshopping by iCeD on 05-20-2004 (9 comments) [x]
"What's a better way to kill time on a Wednesday night than doing nothing? Making retarded images which make fun of Xion. Behold the results, which you will need to press the comments button to see if you haven't already..." |
11. How Obesity Kills by the lamer on 05-17-2004 (3 comments) [x]
"The old notion is: "Carrying around all those extra pounds must put a deadly strain on the heart and other organs." But that is wrong ..." |
9. The old archives are basically up by spaztic on 05-16-2004 (5 comments) [x]
"All it took was a couple hours worth of brainstorming and coding and I worked out a good solution to how the archives are to be set up. I haven't coded an indexing program yet, but in case you're interested, all of the pages are located here now. They are..." |
7. OMG UPDATE by shorty on 05-15-2004 (4 comments)
"Spaazzzzticcccc I tried to update my camportal and it hat0rz me. It's update successful but the picture won't change... 0.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. I never knew what the semicolons mean. Hi everyone, been awhile? Just thought I'd made a post in order to say I'm part of the team ;P..." |
5. Delete me. by krezack on 05-10-2004 (2 comments)
"I'm redundant. Oh, and iCeD, 25 + 73 != 100..." |
4. Being a fat kid may be due to physical inactivity by the lamer on 05-08-2004 (0 comments) [x]
"Today Narcissa died of a rattlesnake bite. We found some wild berries by the side of the trail. I collected 3 baskets. Reached Fort Laramie and picked up supplies and rested there for 1 days. Went hunting and shot 368 pounds of meat, but could only carry 243 pounds back..." |
3. Tattoo tails. by peppa on 05-06-2004 (6 comments)
"Vote Kerry. You'll be getting rid of me and doing this country a favor. So do it. Thanks..." |
2. I took a quiz to determine something very important. by sheepary on 05-04-2004 (2 comments)
"Hey kids. Some of you may have noticed that all of the news posts are gone. Again! This is approx. the 3rd time this has happened, and as they say in baseball, "It's time to get rid of GreyMatter." So that's what we here at SJ will be doing. I'll..." |
1. Magical Viklas IV: The Penis Jews of Costa Rica by spaztic on 05-03-2004 (3 comments)
"Sequel to Magical Viklas I, Magical Viklas II, and Magical Viklas III. Written by iCeD, Mike and Spaztic as per usual. Reposted from before, because Greymatter is a piece of ass-lard. Our story begins with Martha Stewart. She was in her prison cell, using smuggled in monies to plan to..." |
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Twas a farthing from the sprinkled sandy beaches and twisted piles of brambles and pebbles near the stony brooks of our favourite internet lavatory. Spaztic sat there, pondering in quite the state of refined and etymologically pleasing wankery. This peice of work he had devised, so clever in its retarded drollery, was copyrighted 2001-2004 by himself. That is, discluding those portions not specifically designed by himself hitherto the inclusion of aforementioned stupid fucking shit on that site. The boundaries of hosting pleasures were secured mainly by sir Bobby aka Dizzy. Trafton, a velking fellow, is still teh su><0rz even though he is too mentally cranial for his own brain. That didn't make any sense. AutoVoice is no longer God, because AutoVoice died. Fun is still way over safety, and dirtylaundry is banned forever and forever. Amen. Ask the British to adopt my sister, sir cretin. reg ;) is the king of buh. Disclaimers are so cliche in that ours is dumb. I am a poseur. Lets all bathe in the meat wagon. The sea badgers are going to stab me with knives - pointy knives - that burn with the fire of a thousand evils. Don't do drugs.
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