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This just a
page of a bunch of downloadables that use to have their own sections, but
I compiled them to save space in the buttons page and stuff. yAy. You'll
need a .zip extractor to use anything on here (one such example is WinZip).
This section has shareware, abandonware, and freeware games, as well as
emulators, roms, backgrounds and a couple mp3s. Spiffied, no? Note: The
ROMs were killed since they're illegal. However, the emulator isn't illegal
so yay it's still there readygo.
games
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Whatware
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Size
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Xargon
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This is Class
Epic Megagames. A game much like Jill of the Jungle if you've ever played
it, and in some aspects better than JiJ, but was under-appreciated and
thus turned into abandonware. It's a side scroller of a guy caught in an
unknown world who must destroy the evil Xargon. Spiffed. |
abandonware
(full game)
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2.41 MB
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Radix
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This is another
Epic Megagames Classic. It's an FPS in a way, but you're in a shit shooting
the crap out of aliens and machinery in a 3D environment. This shareware
has the entire first episode, and it is very well worth the download. BTW,
don't let the .exe scare you, it's a self-extracting .zip. |
shareware
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3.69 MB
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Elasto
Mania (elma)
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This is a
very unusual game. It's a side scroller puzzle game. You're a dude on a
bike and you're trying to go through a bunch of obstacles without dying.
It's a very simple game but it's very addicting. Shareware has lots of
difficult levels, I'm sure the full version is much spiffier. Also has
a level editor. |
shareware
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1.09 MB
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Arcade
Pool
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This is a
very realistic and spiffy pool simulator made by Team17 (the makers of
Worms, Worms 2, and Worms Armageddon). It's for DOS, it's full screen,
it's also pretty small, and completely free. There are many different types
of pool to play, as well as custom games, plus you can set up your own
tournaments against 31 other players, and have as many as you want computer
or person. Very cool. |
abandonware
(full game)
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471 KB
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Pirates
2
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This is one
of those magical cheap games that only comes out once in a while. You're
a Pirate, sailing around Middle America, who can swordfight, battle towns,
get married, battle ships, buy and sell stuff, and just plain have fun.
This game is very cheap but is also a lot of fun. Full version! |
freeware
(full game)
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.99 MB
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Net
Hack
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What can I say? This
is a great ASCII RPG. Play away, it's a lot of fun. |
freeware
(full game)
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1.06 MB
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Wolfenstein
3D
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Ah, an early 3D first-person shooter.
Gotta love it. You may find yourself screaming at the top of your lungs
"KILL THE NAZIS". That's the fun part. Oh, and the ending rux0rs. |
shareware
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836 KB
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Blast
Thru
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I spent a lot of time on this game.
It's one of those Pong-like games where you bounce a little ball and knock
down bricks. What's great in this is that there's added stuffs to make
the game more interesting. Even has a level editor! Try and beat my high
score of 38341. |
shareware
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2.46 MB
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Lemmings
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A very unique puzzle/strategy/side
scroller. You have a pack of Lemmings and you must use your resources to
get them all out of where ever you are and through many obstacles. This
is the Windows port of the earlier DOS version. |
abandonware
(full game)
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1.21 MB
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emulators
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Name
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Description |
What?
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Size
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J-NES
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Ha! It's a
classic Nintendo emulator (the 8-bit Nintendo, not SNES or 64 or Gamecube,
foos). It's the best one out there, so they say, and you can play 99% of
all NES roms (if you can find any). It has many resolutions to play at,
saving game options, all sorts of stuffs. Plus it's only 70 KB. |
nintendo
(NES) emulator
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70.4 KB
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programs
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Name
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Description |
What?
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Size
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Qbasic
7.1
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Old School
programming language for DOS. This is the latest version, much better than
previous versions of QBasic in that you can make EXEs, etc. You can use
this to run and view the source code of the QB programs in the progz section. |
Programming
Lanuage Thing W00t.
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2.3 MB
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backgrounds
guaranteed
not very good
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Preview
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Description |
Download
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This was the
first in what I thought was going to be a large series of backgrounds.
It's style, as well as the background below, were inspired by the backgrounds
at shadowness. This
is basically a lot of colors and weird shapes blended together. |
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Not too long
after I made the above background, I made this. It features in the center
an egyptian ankh, and has the swirled weird abstract features like the
above, and partly inspired by shadowness
as well. Very metallic grey-blue colors. |
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It was a long
time after making the above that I made this. It also features an ankh,
but is much simpler than the last two. It's my favorite so far, it's got
the dark blue/purple/black colors, with a little red blood on the tip of
the ankh for a slight bit of diversity. Very cool. |
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This picture
took a pretty long time to do, and it came out pretty well. It's not really
like my last two backgrounds at all when you compare them. This one is
much more busy for the eyes and is a little brighter and techie-er. I'm
not sure what it's supposed to be, either. |
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Don't ask
me what the metal spikey thing is supposed to be, because I ahve no idea.
This background isn't very busy and is smooth and simple. Feautures that
spikey metal thing glowing red fire-like stuff. I likes, I hope you do
too. |
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