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This just a page of a bunch of downloadables that use to have their own sections, but I compiled them to save space in the buttons page and stuff. yAy. You'll need a .zip extractor to use anything on here (one such example is WinZip). This section has shareware, abandonware, and freeware games, as well as emulators, roms, backgrounds and a couple mp3s. Spiffied, no? Note: The ROMs were killed since they're illegal. However, the emulator isn't illegal so yay it's still there readygo.

games

Name
Description
Whatware
Size
Xargon
This is Class Epic Megagames. A game much like Jill of the Jungle if you've ever played it, and in some aspects better than JiJ, but was under-appreciated and thus turned into abandonware. It's a side scroller of a guy caught in an unknown world who must destroy the evil Xargon. Spiffed.
abandonware
(full game)
2.41 MB
Radix
This is another Epic Megagames Classic. It's an FPS in a way, but you're in a shit shooting the crap out of aliens and machinery in a 3D environment. This shareware has the entire first episode, and it is very well worth the download. BTW, don't let the .exe scare you, it's a self-extracting .zip.
shareware
3.69 MB
Elasto Mania (elma)
This is a very unusual game. It's a side scroller puzzle game. You're a dude on a bike and you're trying to go through a bunch of obstacles without dying. It's a very simple game but it's very addicting. Shareware has lots of difficult levels, I'm sure the full version is much spiffier. Also has a level editor.
shareware
1.09 MB
Arcade Pool
This is a very realistic and spiffy pool simulator made by Team17 (the makers of Worms, Worms 2, and Worms Armageddon). It's for DOS, it's full screen, it's also pretty small, and completely free. There are many different types of pool to play, as well as custom games, plus you can set up your own tournaments against 31 other players, and have as many as you want computer or person. Very cool.
abandonware
(full game)
471 KB
Pirates 2
This is one of those magical cheap games that only comes out once in a while. You're a Pirate, sailing around Middle America, who can swordfight, battle towns, get married, battle ships, buy and sell stuff, and just plain have fun. This game is very cheap but is also a lot of fun. Full version!
freeware
(full game)
.99 MB
Net Hack
What can I say? This is a great ASCII RPG. Play away, it's a lot of fun. 
freeware
(full game)
1.06 MB
Wolfenstein 3D
Ah, an early 3D first-person shooter. Gotta love it. You may find yourself screaming at the top of your lungs "KILL THE NAZIS". That's the fun part. Oh, and the ending rux0rs.
shareware
836 KB
Blast Thru
I spent a lot of time on this game. It's one of those Pong-like games where you bounce a little ball and knock down bricks. What's great in this is that there's added stuffs to make the game more interesting. Even has a level editor! Try and beat my high score of 38341.
shareware
2.46 MB
Lemmings
A very unique puzzle/strategy/side scroller. You have a pack of Lemmings and you must use your resources to get them all out of where ever you are and through many obstacles. This is the Windows port of the earlier DOS version.
abandonware
(full game)
1.21 MB

emulators

Name
Description
What?
Size
J-NES
Ha! It's a classic Nintendo emulator (the 8-bit Nintendo, not SNES or 64 or Gamecube, foos). It's the best one out there, so they say, and you can play 99% of all NES roms (if you can find any). It has many resolutions to play at, saving game options, all sorts of stuffs. Plus it's only 70 KB.
nintendo (NES) emulator
70.4 KB

programs

Name
Description
What?
Size
Qbasic 7.1
Old School programming language for DOS. This is the latest version, much better than previous versions of QBasic in that you can make EXEs, etc. You can use this to run and view the source code of the QB programs in the progz section.
Programming Lanuage Thing W00t.
2.3 MB

backgrounds
guaranteed not very good

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Description
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This was the first in what I thought was going to be a large series of backgrounds. It's style, as well as the background below, were inspired by the backgrounds at shadowness. This is basically a lot of colors and weird shapes blended together.
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Not too long after I made the above background, I made this. It features in the center an egyptian ankh, and has the swirled weird abstract features like the above, and partly inspired by shadowness as well. Very metallic grey-blue colors.
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It was a long time after making the above that I made this. It also features an ankh, but is much simpler than the last two. It's my favorite so far, it's got the dark blue/purple/black colors, with a little red blood on the tip of the ankh for a slight bit of diversity. Very cool.
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This picture took a pretty long time to do, and it came out pretty well. It's not really like my last two backgrounds at all when you compare them. This one is much more busy for the eyes and is a little brighter and techie-er. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be, either.
800 x 600
1024 x 768
Don't ask me what the metal spikey thing is supposed to be, because I ahve no idea. This background isn't very busy and is smooth and simple. Feautures that spikey metal thing glowing red fire-like stuff. I likes, I hope you do too.
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1024 x 768
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