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lets get
drunk
about
| do's and don'ts | drinks
by veggieman | critiques
| About |
| 'Let's Get
Drunk' is a section based purely on drinking and getting drunk. Since I
have vast knowledge in this area I thought it might be a good idea to share
it with everyone. There will be information on the do's and don't's of
drinking. Also, some critiques on drinks, beers and lagers. Furthermore,
there will be a section on drinks I've created.
I invite everyone
to experience the information available to you in the 'Let's Get Drunk'
section. Even if you don't drink and never will you can always read about
it. Reading is good for you, drinking is better.
-veggieman |
| Do's
and Dont's |
| These do's
are little tips to help you out when your drinking/before you drink/drunk.
I'm not saying they will work for you but they have worked for me and other
friends of mine. Keep checking back for new Do's and Dont's.
Do's
If you haven’t
had anything to eat at all that day and you want to start drinking and
you don't want to get drunk fast, then drink a big glass of milk. The Milk
will coat your stomach stopping the alcohol from hitting you that fast.
Before drinking
to get drunk I recommend getting a good meal that wouldn't normally upset
for your stomach. This will let you get drunk at a nice speed. For example,
one time I had a huge stake dinner with patotes and BBQ sauce...the works.
I had as much as I could eat at a comfortable level. Then I had about 22
shots of Jack Daneils stright up. Believe it or not I didn't throw up.
Magic I guess.
Dont's
Never eat
cheese before you start drinking. Here is a nice example. I once eat a
stake and cheese sub before drinking. I had 2 shots of Jack Daneils and
I was ok. The second the 3rd one hit my mouth I had to throw up. Another
example, I had about a half of pizza then about 3 hours from that time
I went to a party and had a lot to drink but nothing that I couldn't normally
handle, but because the pizza had cheese on it I threw up.
Don't mix beer
and liquor together, like in the same drink.
"Beer before
liquor never been sicker. Liqure before beer your in the clear." Apparently
lots of people get sick from drinking beer before liquor. Now I've drank
beer before liquor a lot of times and I've never been had a bad experiance
from that order and combination. Since someone made a little saying rhyme
then I guess you should follow this rule. You may want to try this rule
out and find out what works best for you. Sometimes it's fun to be sick!
Well, maybe not. |
| Drinks
Created by VeggieMan |
This section
will be drinks I've come up with but have probably already been thought
up before by some other drunk dude or dudette. However my way is probably
different then theirs and have a name and a story that goes along with
the drink.
The Mel
Story:
| This drink
was created in the summer of 2002 during a camping trip. This is of course
the camping trip I went on with all my friends and got drunk all the time.
So this is what happens. We meet this chick Mel there the first night and
she comes over to our campsite. I wanted to put my JD's in some coke, but
we were all out of coke. Now keep in mind that I was already drunk at this
point. Mel suggests that I use the A&W Rootbeer to mix it with Jack
Daniels. I think to myself sure, why not? So I named the drink after Mel. |
Instructions:
What you
need:
-
Coffee Mug
-
Jack Daniels
-
A&W Rootber
(It must be A&W Rootbeer - doesn't taste the same with other
rootbeer)
How to make
the drink:
-
Take the coffee
mug and Jack Daniels. Pour the Jack Daniels into the coffee mug.
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As your pouring
the JD's count to yourself One...Two...Three then stop pouring.
Then take
the A&W Rootbeer and fill up the rest of the coffee mug.
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The Big G Slushie
Story:
| This drink
was created over the 2002 Christmas break. Danny, Lou and I were driving
back home from a house party in Hamilton. We had just stopped at a convinance
store so Lou could get something to drink to keep himself awake while driving.
I too wanted something to drink. I saw the slushie machine and thought
to myself how long it had been since I last had a slushie. I got a coke
slushie and that's when it hit me. Danny, Lou and myself all got back into
the car. As we were getting back on the highway I took out my Jack Daniel's
flask and said, "You know how JD's goes well with coke? I bet it tastes
fucking great in coke slushie!" Lou starts laughing right away and I start
to make the drink. Then I said well this needs a name! Some weird names
were given by all three of us then Lou said why don't you name it after
yourself? I thought sure why not! Lou says, call it Big G then I say "No,
The Big G Slushie!" |
Instructions:
What you
need:
-
Medium or Large
depending on how many size of slushies cups
-
Coke Slushie
-
Jack Daniels
-
Slushie Straw
How to make
the drink:
-
After you have
your coke slushie you want to pour in some Jack Daniel's. As your pouring
count to four.
Now you should
have some Jack Daniel's kinda floating on top of the coke slushie. Take
your slushie
straw and mix the Jack Daniel's into the coke slushie and your done.
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