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how
to win at life
Your success
begins on the INTERNET!
All articles by VeggieMan.
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How
to Win at the INTERNET
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At some point in life you were
in a school of some sort where they gave you an education. Anyways, it’s
important to for go that knowledge if any to win at the INTERNET! Next
time you go dial-up or if you have a highspeed connection and sit down
in front of your computer you need to get in the right frame of mind. You
need to focus on winning, and not just winning at anything. Winning at
the INTERNET! |
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How
to Win at MSN
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Over the past few years
everyone and their dead grandfather has been switching from ICQ (or insert
other once popular instant messaging program) to MSN since Microsoft provided
it free to Hotmail users and began to include it with Windows. This article
builds off of the winning techniques of the last article and shows how to
put them into everyday use, as well as other great ways to win at the INTERNET
using MSN. |
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How
to Win at DRIVING
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Driving is the process of operating a motorized vehicle. Sooner or later in your life you will “learn” how to drive. Or perhaps you have already learnt how to “drive.” Well, either way there is a large difference between driving and winning at driving. You know there is also a big difference that separates the everyday average driver from an experienced F1 racecar driver. I can assure you to become that experienced F1 racecar driver reading the rest of this article will not only get you to that level, but to help you start winning at driving! |
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How
to Win at ONLINE DATING
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Online dating came to pass over the last few years with the increasing growth on the INTERNET! It was the answer to the older system of telephone dating services. A lot of people had high hopes for the new wave of the future information super highway INTERNET based form to dating. Those hopes were surly cursed. Not only is dating online more annoying then finding a date at a club screaming into someone else ear. It’s less likely that you will encounter anyone physically attractive. Ready to find Mr. or Miss. Right?! |
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How
to Win at TEENAGE HOOD
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Teenage hood is a special time for everyone during our lives. By special time I mean changing time. Some of you may notice that during your teen years hair grew where there wasn’t hair before and so on. Your body also went threw some killer changes especially if you’re a woman. You get boobs! Guys on the other hand where made special notice of a certain genital member that now controls every aspect of our life.
One thing is for sure certain as a teen you do loads of winning at life! No matter how much you think you know or believe you know I can assure you know absolutely nothing until you leave your teen years behind and become ADULT! But if you’re a teen then you already know everything so you probably don’t need to read this article. That really is the in essence the winning aspect of teenage hood. You believe you know everything yet you have no life experience. If that doesn’t spell winning then I don’t know what does.
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How
to Win at IRC
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Some of you maybe thinking, what is IRC? And being a winner at the INTERNET how was I not informed? Well, it doesn’t matter. IRC is the godfather to the instant chat on the INTERNET! This is a good thing! No, it’s actually not. IRC made it so millions of winners of the INTERNET could get together and chat with each other! Dictionary.com defines chat as: (Chat intr.v. chat·ted, chat·ting, chats [1. To converse in an easy, familiar manner; talk lightly and casually.]) On the INTERNET chat means: (Chat intr.v. chat·torXed, chat·tingOrEd, chatsSSs [1. Winners fighting/spamming with each other about computer specs! Also, my musical taste is better than yours because I say so. Here allow me to flood you my mp3 list!]) So anyways that should be reason enough for you to download the greatest chat program of all TIME! It’s time to win at IRC! (Oh yeah, IRC stands for Internet Retarded Chatters of AOL!)
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How
to Win at SAVING MONEY
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Like it or not money plays a key role in all of our lives. Money is that means of exchange for goods and services. Money can determine whether or not you can eat tonight and so on. Your ability to SAVE MONEY when you have a job will determine how comfortably you will be able to retire after you have reached that wonderful age of retirement. Bills, bills, bills get a load of my ability to SAVE MONEY! |
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How
to Win at ONLINE GAMING
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Online gaming isn’t something that is new or anything but it surly isn’t too old. Gaming online has been going on for a very long time. I can remember back to the old days when my buddies and I would play warcraft with external modems and call each other and hear god awful modem sounds for 5 minutes and then a connection would be made. It wasn’t until TCP/IP protocol became widely popular that ONLINE GAMING made a good move in that direction. With the integration of HIGH SPEEEEDDDD INTERNET! kids could connect and come play games online that were normally played only by the older “gamers” |
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How
to Win at APPLYING FOR A JOB
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Here we go again. Did you think the winning fun had left you out in the dust? I couldn’t do that to you with letting you in on the WINNING facts and help you land that dream job. Tired of being without money? |
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How
to Win at BUYING CONDOMS
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Memories. The thing about memories is they always store those important times in your life. Such as, the first time you learned to ride a bike, the first time you drove a car, the first time tripped on the stairs at school and everyone laughed at you. Well, my memory has also stored the first time I had to go buy CONDOMS! It was a wonderful experience for the cashier and myself. From that overly embarrassing purchase and every CONDOM purchase ever since then something has always come up. The cashier loves to make notice that I am buying CONDOMS. So needless to say I have picked up on a few tips and tricks to help you win at BUYING CONDOMS! Standard, Lube, Glow in the dark? The choice is yours…let’s get winning.
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disclaimer:
Twas a farthing from the sprinkled sandy beaches and twisted piles of brambles and pebbles near the stony brooks of our favourite internet lavatory. Spaztic sat there, pondering in quite the state of refined and etymologically pleasing wankery. This peice of work he had devised, so clever in its retarded drollery, was copyrighted 2001-2004 by himself. That is, discluding those portions not specifically designed by himself hitherto the inclusion of aforementioned stupid fucking shit on that site. The boundaries of hosting pleasures were secured mainly by sir Bobby aka Dizzy. Trafton, a velking fellow, is still teh su><0rz even though he is too mentally cranial for his own brain. That didn't make any sense. AutoVoice is no longer God, because AutoVoice died. Fun is still way over safety, and dirtylaundry is banned forever and forever. Amen. Ask the British to adopt my sister, sir cretin. reg ;) is the king of buh. Disclaimers are so cliche in that ours is dumb. I am a poseur. Lets all bathe in the meat wagon. The sea badgers are going to stab me with knives - pointy knives - that burn with the fire of a thousand evils. Don't do drugs.
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