Q: What -IS- SpiffyJuice?
A: Once upon November 4th, 2001, a stupid fool with no life went to the depths of his brain to see what mindless trickery he could conjure up on short notice. The result was an uncreative vomit of random words and images and idiocy, and just happens to be what you are reading now. You sexy vomit reader, you. Actually, no one is really sure just what exactly 'SpiffyJuice' is. There are many drinkable versions, all of which involve either caffeine, sugar, alcohol, cyanide, marijuana, semen, or an intricate combination of those mixed in exact ratios, but upon injestion you are likely to either become sleep baked or die. Thus, apple cider.

Q: Can I become a SpiffyJuice news poster?
A: No.

Q: Then how did the current news posters get their jobs?
A: Accident. Or money. Or sexual favours. Whichever sounds most politically correct.

Q: What is Jazz 2 Online?
A: First of all, we are in no way officially affiliated with j2o, they're (spec. Bobby) just cool enough to host us. Will they give YOU free webspace with unlimited room and no ads? Hell no, they hate you. A lot. Anyway, Jazz2Online is a site dedicated to the reproduction of animals and pro-confederation propoganda.

Q: What is #jj2 and all that you guys are always talking about?
A: #jj2 is the elusive Quakenet IRC channel that broods our worthless crap and inside jokes. Lots of it is completely retarded. If you don't know how to get there, we don't want to see you there.

Q: I came to your site looking for warez. Where's the warez, damnit?
A: Adopt my sister.

Q: Can I submit anything to SJ?
A: Probably. We currently allow anyone to submit pranks and parodies (see left menu). You can also submit questions about your deepest concerns and menstrual cycle abnormalities in the annoy mike section (also available leftwards). You can also comment on any newspost with just about anything you want (without having to register or anything), and sooner or later anyone can sign up for the SJ message board and leave stupid shit there. Yay.

Here's some other miscellaneous worthlessness - screenshots of the amazing moments when the counter appeared to have a large, significant multiple of 10: 10,000 - 20,000 - 30,000 - 50,000 - 100,000