welcome to
-our school has
been "blessed" with this stupid bitch from p-burg who has decided shes
so much better than the rest of the godforsaken world. im sorry were you
talking? the only way shed be better than my dog (of which i dont have)
is if the rest of the people on the earth were killed in the middle of
committing an unforgivable sin. then again maybe not. please forgive me
your majesty but we already have a bitch-of-the-universe.
-okay, is it just me, or is it really wrong to go out with a girl just to get laid? im sitting in class one day to overhear: "yeah man, i fucked her. hell we did it three times yesterday. sometimes, during lunch i go home with her and bone her. last night i did her in the butt." fortunately most of the class found that last part rather disturbing, so i didnt have to say anything. but what the hell is that shit. pretty fucked up, literally.
-remember that crack about our bitch-of-the-universe? well, the other day i had the wonderful opportunity to tell that fucking bitch off. sweet jebus, it was great. and now the story: 5th period, environmental science (which is a fucking retarted class anyway), the sweet smell of formaldehyde. we get in class, the first thing our drunk teacher says is "we are doing a lab today". saucymare and me give eachother the thumbs up sign. "groups of two, no more", what a sweet sound. first thing the ho starts whining about the fact that this was the reason she didnt take human physiology. then decides to tell the teacher that he should tell us the day before if we are going to disect anything. first of all, it was a monday. second, that drunk ho wouldnt have remembered even if he did tell us. next, she starts bitching about how shes suposedly wearing nice clothes, so she "has" to find some one to do all the work. so everybody gets in there groups except of course for "da bitch". she looks at us and says, "looks like im in your group". note to self: big mistake. this is the conversation:
me: oh sorry, he
said only groups of two
skank: well theres
no one else to work with
me: (sarcstically)
im just following the directions
ho-bag: god, youre
the biggest jerk i know
me: (thought to
self: you dont know yourself?) well maybe if you werent such a bitch, i
wouldnt have to be a jerk (smirked)
bitch-of-the-universe:
(silence)
me: (walked away
and got on with my work)
needless to say she
didnt do the lab. unfortunately,
come to find out that the lab didnt get graded. but the rest of my day
went extremely well.
also a special thanks
goes out to two special people
thanks, appreciation,
and graditude to
dingit spaztic saucymare1
nicki-d nicki-c travis carol articsiren jennie-c glitterpindoll tomato
the rest of the
dnd gang
im sure there are
other people to thank, if i figure it out ill put you down. if
i dont, tough.
sarah-s and erin-e
thank you both for
giving me the inspiration to write most of my poems
and for teaching
me a great many lessons in life.