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The Comedy Archives currently contains 40 entries.

DISCLAIMER THINGY:
Before I begin this, I'd like to clear up that I claim no responsibility for the content for most of these articles of laughter. Other people wrote them (mostly), and I haven't exactly totally scanned their contents thoroughly to get rid of anything that may be viewed as objectionable. Most things won't have anything bad, though. Just thought I'd warn ya'll. Also that most I have recieved as e-mails, others I got from sites =).


Title
Description
Type
God Damn Donny
This a real and very funny AIM conversation that a guy had with someone online, kind of about religeon. I'm sure someone will find it offensive so be warned, or something.
short story?
Ways to Call Someone Stupid
A fairly funny list of different ways one can enrich their already outstanding vocabularies when demeaning another person's self esteem. Thank you, genex.
list
Wrong Number
This is a very funny story about a guy who, well...you'll just have to read it.
short story
Deep Thoughts
One liners and stuff.
one liners
Excuses
This is a list of excuses people were asked to make up for the Washington Post. VERY funny.
one liners
Bathroom Graffiti
Funny bathroom graffiti found in bathrooms across country.
one liners
Newspaper Headlines
Real newspaper headlines that are a bit screwy...
list
Hell
An answer to a question that a student gave in college involving Hell.
short story
Jewish Want-Ads
Proof that Jews are strange =P
 list?
Physics
This one is very funny. A bunch of hilarious "physics" ideas.
 list?
Raining Cows
This must have been funny to see...
 short story
Strange Suicide
A bizarre tale...and true. Much like the Darwin Awards.
 short story
Advice for Life
List of advice for all kinds of people for everyday life.
one liners
50 Things to do in an Elevator
A classic e-mail forward. These are a lot of fun to do!
list
The Dialectizer
This is a great site where you can translate entire sites into dialects such a Moron, Jive, Hacker, ect. Very funny.
site
Insanity Test
Are you insane? I took this real online test and found that I am 60%! Wheee!
site
If AOL Made Cars...
Isn't it about time that AOL made cars? I mean, they own everything else...
list
Doctor's Notes
Actual notes that doctors have written about their patients. Ever questioned a doctor's competence?
list
How to be Annoying
A classic e-mail. TRY THESE! They're a lot of fun.
list
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
Hmm...something suspicious 'bout these...
list
50 Things to do in a Mall
A classic e-mail, from way back when. Enjoy.
list
48 Things to do on a Final That Doesn't Matter
These sound like a lot of fun to do in college, if someone is brave and stupid enough.
list
Ways to Scare Your Neighbors
Isn't it kind of obvious? Anyone willing to try these?
list
Mis-translated Sign Posts
A very long list of very funny mis-translated sign posts from around the world!
list
Mis-translated Menu Items
One of my favorites!  This is a list of real mis-translated menu items from around the globe. How international is English?
list
1999 Darwin Awards
That's right! The infamous Darwin Awards! Short stories of people doing very stupid things.
short stories
Ways to Order a Pizza
98 hilarious ways to have fun and mess with the person taking your order.
list
Answering Machine Answers
A list of real answers people left on their answering machine
one liners
Surviving Dull Sermons
Bored in church? Here's your solution.
list
Election Madness
This is something yours truely wrote around the time of the Florida confusion.
 short story
The Fridge
A story of an old man with poor eyesight.
short story
A Letter From Camp
This is a letter sent from a boy to his mom and dad from camp.
short story
A Lesson in Logic
A redneck joke about how many of us are logically queers.
short story
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
Heh, hmm, I wonder.
list
The Rules of the Air
A list of 24 hints and tips for pilots.
list
14 Things to do at the Movies
It's a given, no?
list
101 Things to do to a Spammer
Very long, and funnier as you go along.
list
The Idiot Test
How much of an idiot are you?
test
How to Look Like an Idiot
20 of 'em, and very funny!
list
Fun With Solicitors
20 funny things to do to solicitors when they call.
list

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