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631. Brian has been working out. :) by the lamer on 04-26-2004 (0 comments)
"Brian (aka milesba) of JMMB fame has been consistently working out for a few months now. Read about the changes he made to his health, energy levels, and body image here ..." |
628. Kill Bill volume 2 is now in cinema, now you can buy Kill Bill on DVD!!!!!!!!! by bjarni on 04-21-2004 (4 comments) [x]
"Yeah, Kill Bill is about a woman that is killer and wants to kill Bill, it's really really banned movie, she is using sword there! Yeah, this is the movie tile, I'll post the picture later today! And this movie you should get today! Click here for the trailer. To..." |
627. The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update Part 5 by veggieman on 04-17-2004 (24 comments) [x]
"Now into Day 21 (4 weeks? Wow, that's a month!) Post here if you're now out (click the comments button to view the rest information i.e. slit wrists..." |
626. Sleeping more than 8 hours may be "bad" by the lamer on 04-16-2004 (10 comments)
"While the dangers of sleeping less than 8 hours are widely known, sleeping too much can also be detrimental to your health. According to this article from Reuters Health News, people who sleep around 9 hours or more have more trouble staying asleep and falling asleep than those who slept..." |
624. Happy birthday to Boddy aka Dizzy!!!!!!!!!!!! by bjarni on 04-14-2004 (16 comments)
"Happy birthday, Boddy aka Dizzy, I hope you have a nice day! He is 18 years old, yeah he isn't teenager anymore, now he has grown intro adult man! Happy birthday, Boddy, we all hope you have a nice day! ;D..." |
623. Freak of the Week by krezack on 04-12-2004 (9 comments)
"http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/samsung.php SAMSUNG means to COME..." |
622. Excerpts from an unusual interview by the lamer on 04-11-2004 (4 comments) [x]
"This is the last thing a man trying to refrain from wanking should do but I stumbled on an interview with a porn star while browsing my favorite bodybuilding site. Assuming that this is not just hogwash, this will bust up some myths you may have in mind. Do not..." |
621. The Debate Corner Episode 5 by iCeD on 04-11-2004 (2 comments) [x]
"It's up and ready for listening . This episode focuses on the mortal clash between a demon spirit and the likes of a bunch of mimes with AK-47s. A matchup of two ultimate evils. Also, TDC #4 is the official first debate to pass the 100 vote marker, taking in..." |
620. Strategies I use to avoid wanking... by the lamer on 04-10-2004 (9 comments)
"Here is what I do when I feel the urge: 1. When I am at a public place and I see something that arouses me, I open up my wallet and look at the picture of a very large woman to kill any desires I have. 2. When I am..." |
619. GOD DAMN NAZI SPYWARE BASTARDS by krezack on 04-08-2004 (9 comments)
"OK, so I leave the computer for 4 hours to go to work. When I get back, there's a bunch of fucking spyware and trojans and porn banners and shit on it. I clean it up a bit - enough to use, and then I do a search for all..." |
618. 18 years on this plane of existance...w0w... by beauman on 04-06-2004 (11 comments)
"Yep, it's my birthday, i'm 18... and I can't find that fangled cord for the camera... oh well, heh. Somehow, this birthday is supposed to be different somehow... other than the fact that I can't beat up anyone anymore without being charged as an adult... but hey, I can find..." |
617. Spoy, you freaking moron by evilmike on 04-05-2004 (9 comments) [x]
"SJ is now open to a whole new audiance. That audiance is the stupid losers who are visitors of this page , and are thus probably reading this very newspost which is insulting them. Hooray. Blame The_Spot for this. He decided it would be a funny joke. Or maybe he..." |
616. The 2nd Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update Part 4 by veggieman on 04-03-2004 (10 comments) [x]
"Now into Day 14. Good lord. That's two weeks! two weeks (In Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice) Post in this topic if you're out now. (click the comments button to view the rest i.e. slit wrist...." |
615. Hellboy by bjarni on 04-02-2004 (12 comments) [x]
"Yes, it is! It's banned of course, I have copy what this movie is about: When a Nazi mystical experiment goes awry in 1944, the target of a wizard's spell, the child of Satan, Hellboy, is wrenched from his home, and adopted by the U.S. agents who intercept his arrival..." |
614. April Fools by fod on 03-31-2004 (9 comments)
"Anyone come up with any good April Fools jokes to pull tomorrow? I thought of one, but I'm not sure I'll actually do it. It's actually pretty mean and pathetic (hm, that actually might make it a good thing to do). If you came up with and execute any good..." |
613. The SJ Poster Quiz Finished. Also, I'ma Dinosaurus. by spaztic on 03-30-2004 (17 comments) [x]
"A few months ago I announced SJ would be having one of those stupid and annoying online quizzes that let you see which SJ poster you are most alike. And now, it's actually done: Which SpiffyJuice.com Poster Are You? Quiz . Big thanks to iCeD for coding all of the..." |
612. The 2nd Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update Part 3 by veggieman on 03-29-2004 (11 comments) [x]
"Now in to Day 9 of the contest I have more information to update you with. Post in this topic if you're out now. (click on the comments button to view the rest i.e. slit wrists..." |
610. Never Die Alone is up!!!!!!!!!!!! by bjarni on 03-26-2004 (6 comments) [x]
"Go to cinema and watch this movie if you life in USA or in country there it's in cinema, and then tell us how you liked that movie! Have fun! ;-..." |
609. The 2nd Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update Part 2 by veggieman on 03-24-2004 (17 comments) [x]
"Now into Day 5 I've got some more wonderful updates to inform you all with. Post in this topic now if you're out. (click the comments button to view the rest i.e. slit wrists..." |
608. Annoy Mike 11 Released. by evilmike on 03-22-2004 (6 comments) [x]
"Is igniting a woman even legal in Canada? Vannah White is so orange that I am wanking at the meal. Stalin married Ronald McDonald and had a baby flask..." |
607. The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update by veggieman on 03-22-2004 (11 comments) [x]
"Day 2 cums to a close as a few people BOOM out of the running. Oh, post in this topic once you're out of the contest. (click on the comments button for more i.e. slit writs..." |
606. There's something wrong with this guy! by bjarni on 03-20-2004 (10 comments) [x]
"Yeah, it is, if you look at him, you'll see there's something wrong with him! [What's wrong with him, soo see click comments..." |
604. Hell on earth by veggieman on 03-20-2004 (3 comments) [x]
"Hell on earth? Yes, it's true. Those crazy stories in the back part of the bible are telling the truth. Thank you INTERNET! (Click the comments button for the punch line i.e. slit wrists..." |
603. Never Die Alone by bjarni on 03-19-2004 (2 comments) [x]
"Yeah, that's a movie that will come 26th of Mars, I can't wait to see it! Yeah, it's about, eh, I don't know, but there are many people killed in this movie, it's banned! It'll be in threathers this month, yeah I can't wait then it goes to threathers, tell..." |
601. And out come the wolves!!!! by peppa on 03-17-2004 (2 comments)
"So while I'm waiting for my nyqil (TM!!!!!!111!1!!1) to kick in, while peering out of only one eye (and unable to see clearly, for I took my contacts out) I thought I'd write. so, hey. woo look im mcatis yayayaya no im a poseur. so now i've developed a fear..." |
600. How to win at ONLINE GAMING! by veggieman on 03-16-2004 (5 comments)
"How to win at ONLINE GAMING Online gaming isn’t something that is new or anything but it surly isn’t too old. Gaming online has been going on for a very long time. I can remember back to the old days when my buddies and I would play warcraft with external..." |
599. Well.... by bjarni on 03-16-2004 (5 comments) [x]
"....hi, how do you like the new car you got this week? Good, that's good, but you may not sell it! This car is for everyone on SpiffyJuice that are read this! I hope you had fun, to drive the new car and still do it! ;-..." |
598. The 2nd Don't Boom On The Walls Contest by veggieman on 03-15-2004 (23 comments) [x]
"It's the follow up to the 1st Don't Boom On The Walls Contest held back Jan. 1st 2004 to ring in the New Year. Well this time around we will be ringing in spring in a similar mannor. The contest starts 12am EST March 20th 2004 (click the comments button..." |
597. Angsty Stick movie pilots by spaztic on 03-15-2004 (5 comments)
"Ninja is still trying to get himself a certified section here at SJ, and this time he is making Flash movies and not a comic strip. He's made three delicious trailers for us. The first one was randomly sparked and created in a hurry, the second one basically as well..." |
596. Exelect you won a Toyota!!!!!!!!!!! by bjarni on 03-12-2004 (10 comments) [x]
"Yeah, execlect, you won a Toyota, not a normal car, the newest toyota! Yeah, execlect you've read this new archinve and one a Toyota! ;D You should be happy! (click on the comments buttom for more info..." |
595. A MOUSTACHE story by veggieman on 03-10-2004 (13 comments) [x]
"I started growing a MOUSTACHE about 3 weeks ago. It all started one day when my buddy Raffi thought it would good idea to impress our teachers and grow awesome MOUSTACHEs like theirs. Not only that but it was an excellent opportunity to look like a dumbass, redneck, usedcar salesmen..." |
594. If only Games... by beauman on 03-08-2004 (4 comments)
"Myth's_CivIII A thought went through my head as I began to install a warezed version of Sid Meier's Civilization III, a mighty fine "release" by the Myth group, which I hold in rather high esteem(Piracy, YAAAAARRRRRR!). Many of these groups lately go out of thier way to produce these pretty..." |
593. Ok, if you're spammer please read this! by bjarni on 03-05-2004 (11 comments) [x]
"Spam is bad, spamming doesn't help, it can help you to get banned! For exemple, if you would spam enough on http://www.vgchat.com and you won't stop spam there, peoples may hate you and ban you! So please stop spam! Spam is for exemple then somebody calls someone idiot, or post..." |
592. How to win at SAVING MONEY! by veggieman on 03-05-2004 (6 comments)
"How to win at SAVING MONEY Like it or not money plays a key role in all of our lives. Money is that means of exchange for goods and services. Money can determine whether or not you can eat tonight and so on. Your ability to SAVE MONEY when you..." |
590. Another Day at the Bicycle Show by spaztic on 03-01-2004 (10 comments) [x]
"I have not added a news post here in quite a long time, so I figured I would post some updates on a few things. First of all, I finally got off my ass and added the handful of prank submissions I've gotten, some of which I didn't bother formatting..." |
589. 1-800-719-4660 and ask for Raymond in email support by sheepary on 03-01-2004 (3 comments)
"I just spoke with the stupidest man alive. Okay, well Mike retards might be stupider but this guy was incredibly dense. The woman I talk to before him didn't even speak English. I'm applying for financial aid, and the deadline is today. My parents needed a fresh email to do..." |
588. How to win at IRC! by veggieman on 02-26-2004 (7 comments)
"How to win at IRC! Some of you maybe thinking, what is IRC? And being a winner at the INTERNET how was I not informed? Well, it doesn’t matter. IRC is the godfather to the instant chat on the INTERNET! This is a good thing! No, it’s actually not. IRC..." |
587. Why? by bjarni on 02-26-2004 (12 comments)
"Why doesn't Annoy Mike replay my questions? Does he ignores my question? Why? I just ask, why..." |
586. On the Death of the Low-Carb Guru by the lamer on 02-23-2004 (3 comments) [x]
"I have recently read that Dr. Robert Atkins , the man who created the infamous Atkins diet , died of a heart attack and was obese. So, I decided to do some research and I learned who conducted the tests and why the results came out that way..." |
585. How to win at TEENAGE HOOD! by veggieman on 02-21-2004 (8 comments)
"How to win at TEENAGE HOOD! Teenage hood is a special time for everyone during our lives. By special time I mean changing time. Some of you may notice that during your teen years hair grew where there wasn’t hair before and so on. Your body also went threw some..." |
584. The Debate Corner episode 4 by iCeD on 02-21-2004 (2 comments)
"The latest Debate Corner episode, entitled TDC Episode 4: Life is a fighting game, memorize your combos or your health bar goes to 0 , is officially released. This debate features gangsters, fighting, and a whole lot of secreligion. Not to mention an appearence from a very important person. You..." |
583. The Benefits of Weight Training by the lamer on 02-19-2004 (7 comments) [x]
"Warning : If you happen to be named Gordon "Veggienator" Bristow, then you don't need to read this. In case you are looking for reasons to pump iron, here are some: - Increased strength (duh) - Improved muscle tone - Fat loss - Better bone density to defend against osteoporosis..." |
582. Breaking News! by veggieman on 02-16-2004 (8 comments)
"Two smiley faces do it doggie style as banana exclaims that he would "hit it..." |
581. God is both male and female. by the lamer on 02-16-2004 (11 comments)
"This site says so. Here is an excerpt: "People have even argued about whether God is male or female. But the Bible itself tells us that He’s both! That’s right. In the Hebrew language, all words have gender. They’re either male or female. But the Hebrew word ‘Jehovah’ is both..." |
580. MORE IMPORTANT! by krezack on 02-15-2004 (3 comments)
"GOD IS FEMALE..." |
578. How to win at ONLINE DATING! by veggieman on 02-13-2004 (8 comments)
"How to win at ONLINE DATING! Online dating came to pass over the last few years with the increasing growth on the INTERNET! It was the answer to the older system of telephone dating services. A lot of people had high hopes for the new wave of the future information..." |
577. Pre-Valentine's Day Serenade by the lamer on 02-13-2004 (3 comments)
"While we were having a lecture on Morality in my RELSTRI class, a group came in and asked for permission to serenade one of my female classmates. It was one of the commercial gimmicks in my university. Nevertheless, they had great voices and we applauded them. The interesting thing is..." |
576. Inspiration by the lamer on 02-11-2004 (16 comments)
"If you are ever in need of inspiration, visit Wakeman's LJ . Read and understand his entries. Personally, I realized that I have been complaining about my own life so much that I have forgotten to be thankful for all the blessings I have received. It also made me think..." |
574. i lvleo you all by peppa on 02-08-2004 (0 comments)
"I can't remember so muchbut i feel so fogood right now. it has been a while since i've felt this good thjn shti state. i like friends. i love all my #jj2 friends. especially my girl friens. you will always have a speical place in my harear.t and i just..." |
573. How to win at DRIVING! by veggieman on 02-07-2004 (4 comments)
"Remember how I said in my first article How to win at the INTERNET! I said it was a good idea to say you would do certain things then don't actually do what you said you would. I believe I used the personal website as the example. So I thought..." |
570. BOOM BOOM BOOM! by krezack on 02-01-2004 (1 comments)
"I boguht an MP3 player today. I'd like an MP4 player, but for now, MP3 shall suffice. No more potentially boring free periods or computer lessons (I go so fast I have free time for mos of the lessons). BOOYEAH! WOOT! ET CETERA..." |
569. How to win at the INTERNET with MSN! by veggieman on 01-30-2004 (7 comments)
"How to win at MSN! MSN messenger is no different then any other instant messaging program out there. However, over the past few years everyone and their dead grandfather has been switching from ICQ(or insert other once popular instant messaging program) to MSN. Microsoft managed this one thing with the..." |
568. Which SJ Poster Are You? by spaztic on 01-27-2004 (13 comments) [x]
"You guys know those stupid and annoying "which blah blah are you?" quizzes that seem to be really popular that everyone hates but does anyway? Well we want to make one, too. The idea would be "Which SpiffyJuice Poster Are You", obviously. Well, anyway, I am posting this as a..." |
567. And so I eat... by beauman on 01-26-2004 (6 comments)
"Today, I sit home sick, with some cold w/ sore throat, and I realize that the Complex-carbohydrate, infamously known as Ramen, know for it's cheapness and a holding foodstuff for poor college students, is not so simply simple. Most people i've talked to have thier own way of customizing thier..." |
566. i hate hyou/ by peppa on 01-24-2004 (6 comments)
"xo i was luing in the hall, deicign whether or not i would get up tna dog og bed. andno one helped me. inf act, he ran off to get osmeohne else. hp3 h3lprul. i hq53 y53h qll. 3f34yone ran off. when i needed poeple the most. not i am..." |
565. How to win at the INTERNET! by veggieman on 01-23-2004 (7 comments)
"This a guide to help you win at the INTERNET! Once you have finished reading over the guide not only will you win at the INTERNET, but I’m almost certain you will win at the INTERNET over and over again. At some point in life you were in a school..." |
563. Putting training to good use by the lamer on 01-23-2004 (0 comments)
"It would be very dishonest of me to say that I workout purely for health benefits and the fear of dying an old weak man, so I won't. The truth is, I lift weights to get attention. Aside from helping around the house and haul stuff every weeks or sometimes..." |
562. by axie on 01-22-2004 (2 comments)
"Heather Dale - Crashing Down Review of the entire album within the next 3 days. Be nice to my transfer limits..." |
560. TDC Voting Panel by iCeD on 01-21-2004 (5 comments)
"As you may have noticed by glancing to the side, you can now vote on (and the see the results of) the latest Debate Corner episode from any page quickly with a box placed on the side. While this is more of a site update than anything, I'm making a..." |
559. YOUR HEAD A SPLODE by krezack on 01-20-2004 (1 comments)
"Some kind soul has put us on Google's directory for 'recreation': http://directory.google.com/Top/Recreation/Humor/Personal_Pages/S/ Actually, it was probably Spaztic. Or the pusher robot. Now, if only Google's S directory wasn't clogged full of other gunk, maybe having a place on it would be worthwhile..." |
558. College Life by peppa on 01-20-2004 (4 comments)
"So it is now 1:00 and here I am, nuking my beef ramen in a styrafoam cup that clearly states "Do not microwave this container", while surfing the net and putting off the 50 pages of Lit and 10 pages of French due tomorrow. But I do not worry, for..." |
557. A Challenge I Received From a Pastor by the lamer on 01-18-2004 (5 comments)
"I am a Catholic, so what is my business listening to a Protestant Pastor? It's about keeping an open mind. Anyway, this is what he told me (a summary of it): Be less self-centered; Show that you care for others through actions. Supplementing it with a familiar quote from Galatians..." |
556. TDC #3 by iCeD on 01-18-2004 (3 comments)
"The newest episode of The Debate Corner is now released. Entitled TDC Episode 3: Spaztic is a dumbass and gives me lines for stuff another character was supposed to do , this debate goes into a realm that even I fear. Enjoy. And shut up I know it's more than..." |
555. Why we have problems (Something to think about) by the lamer on 01-15-2004 (6 comments)
"Even if you are not a Christian, you may benefit from this quote because everyone has problems: "We have problems because God wants to make us strong and controlled people who can handle life on earth so well that they deserve eternal life." This is my first serious post in..." |
554. Mm'ello by axie on 01-12-2004 (5 comments)
"I'm hoping I don't really need to introduce myself. I'm sure you have seen me idling in #jj2. >_> I'll be writing random CD reviews, along with the occasional musical rant. If your ever looking for something new to listen to, feel free to send me a message or whatever..." |
553. How to make a duct tape wallet by spaztic on 01-12-2004 (2 comments) [x]
"Everyone knows about duct tape. It's the very material that binds the universe together. Therefore, it is only logical to make completely irrelevant things out of it. Things like clothes , for example. Another is a duct tape wallet. I made one of them myself, and it will make you..." |
552. Non cadere animis. by krezack on 01-12-2004 (10 comments) [x]
"Upon further consideration, I have decided to stay here instead of 'reject' this place. All of your responses influenced me, but it was VeggieMan's which did it the most, next in power being Cobra's. Just one thing I'd like you all to note is that this was not a whim..." |
551. Fake Chinese by iCeD on 01-11-2004 (4 comments) [x]
"Have you ever wanted to talk angrily in Chinese but lack the knowledge to do so? Well, that's what I'm here to fix. Fake Chinese is a language that is completely incoherent and meaningless. It is capable of expressing everything imaginable. It has no spelling or grammar rules. It has..." |
550. A "health" tip on ejaculate by the lamer on 01-11-2004 (3 comments) [x]
"Inspired by Veggieman's contest I decided to do some digging about male ejaculate. Because this may be offensive or disgusting more than my usual stuff, I will put it in the extended text. So, if you still want to view it, click on Slit Wrist..." |
549. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION SIRS by ninja on 01-10-2004 (16 comments)
"Ok, people, perhaps, quite possibly even, there will be a new SJ section. A comic section. With one official comic done in sexy flash, and the others just n00b .jpgs and things, but still a comic section. I'll be posting a sample of my comic, which I will probably screw..." |
548. Crates. by krezack on 01-10-2004 (7 comments) [x]
"Yep, crates. ;..." |
547. We exist still by spaztic on 01-10-2004 (7 comments) [x]
"SpiffyJuice is not dead. Yet! I am posting this for a couple of updates: - The SpiffyJuice Store is back and better than ever with a whole new line of more relevant irrelevancies. It isn't yet finished so keep checking back for new stuff, and, if you have the gall..." |
546. The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update by veggieman on 01-06-2004 (5 comments)
"Another two days past us by and The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest cums to a close. Thank you to all those that entered. It was a fun time to be had by all. Well not really. Spaztic let a load go just the other day and Ninja blasted..." |
545. The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update, again. by veggieman on 01-04-2004 (4 comments)
"Yet another two days have past us by (Or at least it will be another two days around 12 tonight) We have had another few drop out of the contest as well. Labrakid went out with a boom followed by iCeD with a "spru-of-the-moment" wank's. I plan on ending my..." |
544. The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest Update by veggieman on 01-03-2004 (15 comments)
"Well, the contest is in full swing of things so to speak. I figured now would be a good time to post since it's been a full TWO DAYS. Yes, I cannot believe it myself. Total Entered in the contest: 9 Stiletto was the first to end the contest. Next..." |
543. Goodbye. by velkasha on 01-02-2004 (11 comments) [x]
"Hello again, my little faces. I have returned to this puddle of slime one last time to make a formal announcement - though it may contain a small measure of eloquence, it comes (none too regretfully) without apologies. As you may or may not have already guessed, I am finally..." |
542. Possible Downtime. by beauman on 01-01-2004 (1 comments)
"Me, being the procrastinating bastard that I am, decided to renew the Domain Name at the last minute. Anyhow, there may be some possible downtime of the domain name itself (the website will still exist). Just thought i'd give you a quick heads-up :)..." |
541. This is for Xion. (FIX YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTIONS.) by velkasha on 01-01-2004 (14 comments)
"Please make this one of your New Year's Resolutions. Stop flipping my favorite college instructor off, or else I am going to consider making you 1024x768. If you hate high school, which is something to the effect of 800x600, I invite you to come over and visit my wonderful local..." |
537. Happy New Year by krezack on 12-31-2003 (2 comments)
"I hope you all have a good 2004..." |
536. The New Years Contest! by veggieman on 12-30-2003 (19 comments)
"That's right at spiffjuice we are having a contest when at 12am EST 2004 starts so does the contest. You may be wondering.. what is this contest? and how do I enter? what are the rules? All good questions. This is The Don't Boom On The Walls Contest It's a..." |
535. When Krezack makes topics by the lamer on 12-28-2003 (7 comments) [x]
"there is something about them that makes whatshisname act weirder than usual. The edited log is in the slit wrist..." |
533. MERRY CHIRSTMAS. by krezack on 12-24-2003 (3 comments) [x]
"MERRY CHRISTMAS..." |
532. YARRRRRRRRR... and some other stuff... by beauman on 12-24-2003 (3 comments)
"My New Football Pic I finally got this damned blasted scanner to work. I blame Microsoft, and all code monkies across the world... i need to get one of those code monkey t-shirts at think geek for my friend. Anyhow, rox0r. In other news, if i didn't brag in your..." |
531. The day of magical Viklas by evilmike on 12-23-2003 (8 comments)
"Mr Rogers was looking at Mrs. Rogers' THO. It was starting to light his cigarette, because it was shoved into a huge, wet pile of molten children. Due to the fact that murder is illegal, he decided he had better hide the blueprints to his ergonomic control panal designed to..." |
530. We should be available to edit our information (new idea) by bjarni on 12-22-2003 (5 comments) [x]
"We should be allowed to edit our contact informasion, don't you agree? That would be great, please do it, Spaztic, please! We can now change our icon, but I want us in the future to change our info, please make us allowed, please! Only for me, Spaztic, if somebody agree..." |
529. WOTN:T YOU COME A bIT CLSOER by peppa on 12-21-2003 (8 comments)
"IC AOULTN NOT FIND haMMERFUla TOday! I aM SUAD. SAD LIEKE SADAMA. SO THEN WHIOLE I WAS STRABlt THEGLOFWER GRALS THAT BROkED, i was SDUENYl HAPpy!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPYPy HEY@ MY LMGLVOE. I WANT MY OTHER GLOVE JTOOOOO. A PAIR OF GLOVES WITHOUT THE OTHER GLOVe IS DUM. JAMA CIAN..." |
528. HEY HEY HEY JoJ OWNS YOU by peppa on 12-19-2003 (7 comments)
"MY stomach hurts. And I am alone. I was taiught well in the ways of the....WAYS! ahahhaha. i have new r00mi! no longer the hell-whore. I want to dance. DANCE DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION. I wore my DRUNK ENOUGH TO DANCE shirt today. But then I CHANGED. BEcause I wantedf to..." |
527. Need of MONIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... by beauman on 12-16-2003 (11 comments)
"That's right, i appear out of the abyss to haunt you all. Sort of like a tax collector *grins evilly*. Due to my efforts of fixing my coach's computer, i've acquired $40. that should be decently sufficient to pay for the domain name to be renewed for one year. It..." |
526. Bagel bagel bagel bagel by krezack on 12-16-2003 (4 comments)
"Ahahaahahavdfjsdf4wt http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html Oh smeg, how do I make this a link. I think I underlined it instead. It's ctrl+u, right? YOU SAID IT WAS! I suggestion of the trying '5 more minutes' first..." |
525. WONDERFUL COLLEGE LIFE YES INDEEDY SIR! by peppa on 12-15-2003 (8 comments)
"so I was happily lying in bed, ready (not!) for my french final. when suddenly, there is a banging on my door. MAN WEARING HAT, SOCKS, AND PINK UNDERWEAR. Surrounded by friends. Wanting to take pictures of 'PARTYBOI' (man wearing hardly anyhting) holding girls. i LOVE COLLEGE (not) all I..." |
524. Stuff and things by spaztic on 12-15-2003 (3 comments) [x]
"*points* Edit : As you may notice, I managed to "fix" the problem described below, so just ignore it. ;( As you may now notice, every image on SJ is broken. Moreover, every link that points to anything with http://www.spiffyjuice.net automatically loads the main SJ page (sort of). Why this..." |
523. JAMES CANNOT SUBMIT by velkasha on 12-13-2003 (5 comments) [x]
"Mike, please stop flipping us off. It's really, really impolite. Besides, James cannot submit, anyway. Also, I have a great collection of stupid forum pictures. http://home.att.net/~deadroses/forumpictures/flipping.jpg http://home.att.net/~deadroses/forumpictures/flipping2.jpg http://home.att.net/~deadroses/forumpictures/tennis.jpg http://home.att.net/~deadroses/forumpictures/steak.jpg http://home.att.net/~deadroses/forumpictures/dethman.jpg http://home.att.net/~deadroses/forumpictures/dork.jpg James sucks. I saw John at the Packers game with Joe and Bob. Good Times..." |
522. Stop saying "This is not Bjarni" by bjarni on 12-05-2003 (11 comments) [x]
"That makes me annoyed! :-# IP doesn't tell anything! And you also say "This isn't Bjarni, his grammar is worser", that's bad! I don't want anybody to say something like this! :-# Stop saying that it isn't me, I hate then peoples says that! I'm Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon, and don't..." |
521. Mooing of the sick. by krezack on 12-04-2003 (6 comments) [x]
"I have 2 months school holidays, now. Do YOU? Slave LABOUR! Only $6.45 an hour!!!! And they are 3 hour shitfs..." |
520. EvilMike's point EXTRAVAGANZA by evilmike on 12-03-2003 (5 comments)
"Hello. I am here to present you with my latest breakthrough idea. On the channels of #jj2 and #spiffyjuice, I will be giving people points and stars. Points are just numbers, but stars are actual prizes that you can only get by doing certain things. You can also trade stars..." |
519. The Debate Corner episode 2 by iCeD on 12-01-2003 (5 comments)
"After several weeks of tireless delays, the second episode of The Debate Corner is finally released. More specifically, TDC Episode 2 . (though it's unlikely anyone but few SJ posters were looking forward to it) Listen now. You bastard..." |
517. OMG NINJAS FLIP OUT AND KILL PEOPLE!1!!111!11!ELEVEN!1! by beauman on 11-25-2003 (9 comments)
"(I can't remember who i stole that eleven thing from :/) Ah, For those who are looking for REAL FACTS about Ninjas and ULTIMATE POWER they have to FLIP OUT AND KILL PEOPLE because it's TOTALLY SWEET, check this link (Ya, i'm re-plugging it, otherwise i must commit Seppuku by..." |
516. I declare victory over the most retarded generation. by spaztic on 11-24-2003 (13 comments) [x]
"Our readers know that on the appropriate occassions I am liable to make posts where I let my cynical self-righteous slandering manifest itself into an overly long rant where I complain about various miscellanea, attempting obviously to be amusing or make some deep point but never actually acheiving anything besides..." |
515. Is this a gay stalker in the making? by the lamer on 11-20-2003 (14 comments)
"I have no idea what this really means, but I'll post it nevertheless: Trafton will need medical help if I get my way with him. Could this be hardcore anal sex or spanking too hard? He [Trafton] royally and throughly fucked (or was this pissed?) me. Was this sex or..." |
514. I think you all need to meet him. by sheepary on 11-12-2003 (8 comments)
"I think the story of Piggy needs to come out. Piggy may have been more than ten pounds over weight; he may have been more than twenty. He had one of those shapes that is sort of nebulous. I actually tried to scrutinize it once, but honestly could not tell..." |
511. A JOKE?! by shorty on 11-06-2003 (2 comments)
"It was a joke?! Aw crap. Nah, I actually knew...hah, hah. Chris so funny and plethoras of other stuff..." |
509. The Worst Matrix Endings by iCeD on 11-06-2003 (5 comments) [x]
"Tonight and a few nights ago, Mike and I (and also Spaztic and Cobbi) have made up a complete list of the worst Matrix Revolutions endings possible. I have not yet seen the movie, so the actual ending has no influence on any of these. They are, however, very hilarious..." |
508. W00p! by fod on 11-05-2003 (3 comments)
"Hello again. Poor fools.. you thought SJ was gone forever?! HA WE CANNOT BE DEFEATED.. uhm.. Hopefully Spaztic has his post stuck to the top of the page so you'll read his first.. anyways. I think most of the SJ posters knew SJ wasn't shutting down, except maybe Bjarni. Efil..." |
507. Lies and Trickery by spaztic on 11-05-2003 (26 comments) [x]
"Oh please. You seriously think I would actually close down SJ? This is my favourite place to do whatever the hell I want. It was all a big prank in honour of SJ's 2 year anniversary. Hooray. For more fanfare, there will be some new sections and new additions and..." |
506. Good bye, SpiffyJuice by bjarni on 10-27-2003 (3 comments)
"I know it'll gone 4th oc November, I'll miss SpiffyJuice, bye, SpiffyJuice, I'll always miss you, I'll never forget that place! ;-( Bye, I'll always keep this place in my brain, bye! ;-( I'll miss this place..." |
505. An Announcement Regarding SJ and n00bshop by trafton on 10-25-2003 (1 comments) [x]
"Here it is - right in front of me - SJ is a goner. And all I can say is, wow. I have a distinct feeling that, even after SpiffyJuice is long gone, I will still - with nearly daily accuracy - enter the URL into my title bar accidentally..." |
504. My message board (join now for free) by bjarni on 10-25-2003 (2 comments)
"Sorry about this, I need more peoples to join my forums! It's http://pokesbjarni.conforums.com or http://pokesbjarni.conforums.com ! Yeah, join now for free! To register please click here ! Yeah, please I need your help to get it popular! Don't talk about pokémon if you hate it, ;-D My message board is..." |
503. Thank you, Spaztic. :) by the lamer on 10-23-2003 (2 comments)
"Thanks for the time and effort you put into SJ. Thank you also for the following: The Rabbit Hole (Still the place for JJ2 Trivia) The First JJ2 Chat Room Shellion's Extreme Revenge Net Send GUI Cipher Annoyer JJ2 Quick Cheat and Debug Launcher For giving me a place to..." |
501. Alas and alack! by fod on 10-22-2003 (0 comments)
"SJ is going away, tis very sad. At least we still have #jj2 to provide our sleepbakedness. Ya know, I was only a poster here for a little while. I hope I didn't bore you all too much. I know the first post was bad, as first posts sometimes are..." |
500. I don't haight you anymore. by peppa on 10-22-2003 (0 comments)
"I figured, I'd end this all on a good note. But alas! I still have plenty of time to post before this folds. I'm tired. I want to sleep. I need to sleep. But I can't sleep. So therefore I post. You know? The twins from The Matrix Reloaded are..." |
499. Remember when... by sheepary on 10-21-2003 (4 comments)
"Remember when Dethman closed the JMMB for no reason except his own and then we all hated him? We didn't just hate him, it was more like beer, like how if you just let it sit for a little while it becomes more toxic. He never should have closed it..." |
498. The Journey of SJ...or maybe this is just goodbye. by shorty on 10-21-2003 (2 comments)
"Hmmm...I guess I haven't been around much? It's my time to add to the goodbye posts. I've enjoyed it ya'll and Spaztic...I really want to thank you for letting me a poster and though I did nothing the last months, thank for also not kicking me off. Beauman, I will..." |
497. Krezack by krezack on 10-21-2003 (5 comments)
"OK, so since the site is basically now officially dead, I'm gonna make it my LiveJornal till it is 100% gone. Today I did some shit at school. That was shit, 'cause it was boring. Especially technical drawing - that was boring. I'll probably go to bed at around 8PM..." |
496. Alas, all things spiffy come to an end... by beauman on 10-21-2003 (5 comments)
"*sigh* As all of you, and including I, have read, SJ is coming to an end. It has become too much work and lack of money to keep it running, apart from leaching off jazz2online.com. But, i won't go on complaining about how no one really ever donated (Velk supposodly..." |
495. Tragedy by spaztic on 10-20-2003 (85 comments) [x]
"This has been known for a few weeks by some of the SJ staff, and we've been trying to keep it hidden for a while until now, but it's finally leaked into the public. You may have noticed the lack of updates since May or so (besides the revamp, which..." |
493. I HATE YOU by peppa on 10-19-2003 (4 comments)
"I AHTEYOU I ATHEOUOI I HATE YOU IA THE YUOU I HATE YOUIATEYHOATE I HATE YOU the sun is ac amsass of incadescenst agas. These paeople are nice. I aehyou I HAET YOU I AHTEY YOU I HATE YOU..." |
492. French thong ad gets questioned. by the lamer on 10-18-2003 (4 comments) [x]
"Hey, isn't France a place where women can pose nude with freedom? Well maybe not at every place, but anyway I read on my local paper that a thong ad (on TV, duh) got some prudish people irked (conservative people angry) and they want it banned. I haven't been fortunate..." |
491. ANNOUNCEMENT >/ by peppa on 10-18-2003 (3 comments)
"I would like to take this time to make an announcement. I HATE YOU ALL. No wait. I would like to make a REAL announcement. Doing fwooshy dumb frikkin flips in your karate kata is NOT karate. It is FRICKIN GYMNASTICS. And if you do a cartwheel in your kata..." |
489. Mmm. Maple syrup. by sheepary on 10-17-2003 (2 comments)
"For my first post as a new poser (you're the real poser, perhaps), I'd like to bring up a few burning questions that have been troubling mankind for countless centuries. Why are there gingerbread men, yet there are no cornbread men? (Also, gingerbread seems sexist, as there are no gingerbread..." |
488. Why sex is good (besides the obvious reasons). by the lamer on 10-17-2003 (4 comments)
"According to a summary of sex studies in Forbes, frequent sex (a few times per week) can lead to: • An improved sense of smell (um, hopefully not just during sex) • Reduced depression (hey, how sad can you be when you're getting some?) • Reduced risk of heart disease..." |
487. Frank Quist's Website by bjarni on 10-17-2003 (7 comments)
"Hey, kid's visted Frank Quist (aka Fquist like most of peoples calls him) has his own website, his website is http://frank.politiekblog.com easy to remember, yeah, I know it's small but it's his website! Visted it now, if you like! I know you'll like to visted jazz2online's adminastor's website, if you..." |
486. Marijuana is legal. :) by the lamer on 10-15-2003 (12 comments)
"Not in my country, but in some states of the US prescriptions can be given without fear by doctors. "Eight other states have laws legalizing marijuana for people with physician recommendations or prescriptions: Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Nevada and Washington." Source ---------- On a side note, Beauman, are..." |
485. Come on Raaaaainnn dowwwwnn onnnn meeeeee.....! by velkasha on 10-09-2003 (4 comments)
"That recall election was NO FAIR. I refuse to comment on it, even though I live in the amazingly stupid state of CalEEEEForNEEEEa. Actually, I was thinking about moving to Tacoma, WA, or Pig, NJ. It would do me some good, seeing that I would live closer to my friend(s)..." |
484. We are now the Citizens of CalEEEFornEEia. by beauman on 10-08-2003 (6 comments)
"That's right, we are now all CalEEEFornEEiansS. It has been renamed to CalEEEFornEEia to fit our new Emperor... er... Governer... ya...... ;). I just dropped in to introduce the new spellings for ALL CalEEFornEEians. Also Bjarni has might have a chance for being appointed Head of StateWidEEE SpEEElingS, so that..." |
483. Morning, my multiple monkeys! by fod on 10-08-2003 (9 comments)
"Wow, it's early. I got up at 5:30 am today. I'm sick and couldn't sleep, so I figure, "What the hey?" The problem is that there isn't much to do in the mornings, which is probably why I never get up before 8 am usually. But hey. Spaztic is the..." |
482. A very STRONG post. by the lamer on 10-08-2003 (9 comments)
"Since the Veggienator hasn't posted about it, I decided to take it up. Arnold won the California recall elections, in case you haven't heard. I hope he keeps his campaign promises. What do you think he'll do for California? /me waits for Beauman and other kooky Californians..." |
481. The best website ever by electropizza on 10-07-2003 (3 comments)
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the greatest site on the internet. http://www.yourethemannowdog.com This website is an absolutely flawless presentation. It features a guy pointing at you, huge text, and the most intimidating looping WAV file saying "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG". All of this is pulled..." |
480. I got banned from Jazz2Online! by bjarni on 10-06-2003 (11 comments)
";-( Yes, I did, the real one Bjarni was delted! Please tell me what I did wrong, I don't wanna make another accont, if I'm banned, I'm banned! PLease help me, please! Where can I add my levels? PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! I'm banned forever from jazz2online right now! I'm not..." |
477. i am 17 years only but i have a 3 yearold cock what should i do by iCeD on 10-05-2003 (4 comments)
"Are you a helpless teen undergoing countless relationship, sexual and puberty-related problems? If so, this forum is for you: http://teensexuality.studentcenter.org/ I guess if you are looking for a sleep baked time you qualify too. How could you resist, with information on wonderful questions like: "I'm a 15 yearold guy and..." |
476. Linkin Park Lyrics Extravagenzia Crapshot by spaztic on 10-05-2003 (18 comments)
"Take time off of your busy schedules to join with me in writing deep, meaningful Linkin Park-style lyrics. Here are the guidelines: - must be devoid of creativity - must be streotypically angsty - must be marketable to large audiences - must be about unspecific trival circumstance that can be..." |
475. Send your worries, moans and shit into the future! by krezack on 10-03-2003 (3 comments)
"With the latest in technology at FutureMe: http://www.futureme.org/ I bet I'll be thinking "That guy's a retard " in 5 years time. C'mon, do it. It'll be fun. Oh, and I suggest you add salt to that cup of coffee you're about to drink. Also, I did a prank call..." |
474. Check this out. by veggieman on 10-02-2003 (4 comments)
"Subject: Canada as Written in The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music or throws raucous parties. He doesn't gossip over the fence, just smiles politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a..." |
473. Multiple Orgasms. by iCeD on 10-01-2003 (7 comments)
"Hello. While it was originally my intention to not post anything until I got the chance to post something extremely productive, I decided to back out of it because I am a dumbass, and because I need suggestions, and also because I am a dumbass. I need ideas. For a..." |
472. Holy freaking one hundred thousand, Batman! by evilmike on 10-01-2003 (7 comments)
"I just thought I'd point out that the SJ counter hit 100k some time recently. Got a screenshot? Send. Don't have a screenshot? Don't send. Be good mine children..." |
471. How To Make Everything In Life STRONG... by veggieman on 09-30-2003 (2 comments)
"... Just add Arnold. I already posted this once in my lj. So this is for all of you people that don't visit my lj. Which should be almost everyone. Excellent. I had to make a Loan Caluclator for my vb.net class. Here is a screen shot of it. I..." |
470. Let the SUX begin! by fod on 09-30-2003 (3 comments)
"Hey. This is my first post as your new poster. You knew this. Really. Last night was pretty sleepbaked, which is fairly unusual for me. I ended up staying online til 3 AM EST, and yet no one in #jj2 heard from me much. What was I doing? BLOOD RUNS..." |
469. New female poster chosen by spaztic on 09-26-2003 (12 comments)
"I would have just editted the last post but apparently the other posters can't follow directions!!!!!11one So anyway, I chose the new female poster: Blackie and Noveh. Ha. That's both of them. I bet you didn't see that coming. I basically was going to let whoever of them replied be..." |
468. Lord Of The Rings III: The Return Of The King by bjarni on 09-26-2003 (21 comments) [x]
"I know most of you can't wait for that movie! Yeah, the story is amazing, I know much of you can't wait, I know! I made this new fader to talk about the movie witch everybody's waiting for! If you are asking: "What is Lord Of The Rings?" I'll answer..." |
467. Mmm, Berry Fusions (tm!) by peppa on 09-25-2003 (8 comments)
"Hah. There used to be a time when I didn't post at all. For I had nothing to say, and nothing amusing at all. Those were the days in high school. Now that those days are over, I've found that I still don't have anything to say. But now I..." |
466. Anyone watch California Governer Debate? by beauman on 09-24-2003 (8 comments)
"Eh, most of you prolly wouldn't give a flying chocolate-dipped african swallow about who wins for California governer (unless your californian), but if your me... or... a californian... who votes... or wishes they could... then yes, you would give a flying chocolite-dipped aftrican swallow... if.. you could get one... ANYHOW....." |
465. The female poster will be chosen by spaztic on 09-23-2003 (11 comments)
"In light of school and all of my computer/network problems (which are both still quite prominent), I temporarily forgot that the female poster has not yet been chosen. Stupid me. Anyway, a chess tournament is a little too difficult to do when it comes to scheduling and blah blah other..." |
464. Peoples much understand they can't create 1.23 if they have TSF by bjarni on 09-22-2003 (29 comments)
"I have showed some problem! Peoples witch have TSF things they can just create, dx dc is person witch make of TSF levels witch he things works in 1.23! Following levels witch are newest TSF and name's 1.23 are listed here: Frog race Monkey lab DELETE THIS ADMINS!!!! PLZ I..." |
463. Aoccdrnig to rsereach by krezack on 09-21-2003 (14 comments)
"Aoccdrnig to rsereach at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteres are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm..." |
462. I was so young and vestal then. by peppa on 09-21-2003 (10 comments)
"I'm really mad at the way that innocence is so easily stolen. Someone pure is centered upon an d defiled. Not only in the whole sex thing, but in a mental way. Like those who find someone beautiful, pure and innocent, and start the whole downfall by offering knowlege of..." |
461. Being 16 is like being on mild steroids. by the lamer on 09-21-2003 (4 comments)
"The fastest strength and muscle gains we make are from age 13 to 21. HGH (Human Growth Hormone) is free flowing (which is why some of us get lots of pimples) and testosterone levels (frequent erections and urges to reproduce) are at an all-time high. Anybody can look better at..." |
460. New pokémon comming soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bjarni on 09-20-2003 (12 comments)
"A great news! New pokémon are comming soon! He name is Legendia! That'll fix up the pokédex! Here is info about him: He is evolves from Grassbull, he can fly, he is grass type pokémon, his weakness is fire, so, this looks like Articuno, but this one is grass-type pokémon..." |
458. Reply to Spaztic's post by velkasha on 09-19-2003 (1 comments)
"Sorry, I had more to say that just a few lines, so I made a new post altogether. ;-P Firstly, I would love to have my own section dedicated to rants, writings, and poetry. I originally wanted the name "elegized", but "geekx0r's gloaming" sounds good. Or something. Blahblahblah. Also, Spaztic..." |
457. This is about as bad as it gets by spaztic on 09-19-2003 (6 comments) [x]
"Ladies and everyone else, I sit here in study hall typing this entry on a mac laptop using Netscape. Ha! I have obviously gone about as far down as it gets. Anyway, I just thought I'd say that yes, my computer connection at home is still pretty screwed up, but..." |
456. MUSHROOM MUSHROOM by peppa on 09-15-2003 (6 comments)
"http://weeble.fluent.ltd.uk/data/toons/badger.swf http://weeble.fluent.ltd.uk/data/toons/badger.swf http://weeble.fluent.ltd.uk/data/toons/badger.swf I hope this changes You in the way I've changed This is truly great (ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE OH A SNAKE!..." |
455. To all the ladies out there... by the lamer on 09-14-2003 (5 comments)
"I just spoke with Catherine and Gercy last night and I asked them the possible effects of posting pictures of people that are perceived to be beautiful by a lot of people (despite the many so-called "haters). They told me that it can make a lot of girls feel insecure..." |
454. For all the ladies out there... by beauman on 09-13-2003 (8 comments)
"And Lama... cause he likes buff guys... ;) BeAuMaN_Football (Yep, i made it popup so i wouldn't take up so much space... unlike SOME people ;)) Post comments, ect..." |
453. "Before" Pictures... by the lamer on 09-12-2003 (21 comments) [x]
"This just popped into my head and I had free time so I dug up some old photos of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera in their mid to late teens. As always, I don't give a fuck if you think they suck (Hey, that rhymes!). EDIT: Click on Slit Wrist..." |
452. ZYAMPOW by spaztic on 09-06-2003 (9 comments)
"I added a couple of stupids to the forum pictures section. They suck lag. Use them in excess and immediantly..." |
451. IT'S CALLED "DISEASE OF THE SHOELACES" by velkasha on 09-03-2003 (4 comments)
"OH YES I AM BACK I AM WATCHING YOU I AM NOT HERE THOUGH I AM NOT HERE THOUGH BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL HATEHATEHATEHATE!!!11111LOLOLORLfad?da234FSDfadZ//S34 I HATE YOU VERY MUCHLY THE WASHING MACHINE IS A WASHING MACHINE A CORPSE, YES. YOU FEEL SOMETHING. I MUST KNOW WHAT YOU ARE FEELING..." |
450. AutoVoice went accross the street to GROW! by krezack on 09-02-2003 (3 comments)
"I saw on this site that soon nanotechnology will be able give us brains in areas other than our heads. Even if we could only have them in our heads, I estimate many men would gain a rather large increase in intelligence..." |
449. Two HOT guys kissing each other. :D by the lamer on 09-02-2003 (21 comments) [x]
"EDIT: Picture transferred to Slit Wrist page. So, girls, what do you think of this? Does 2 supposedly "hot" guys kissing give you the creeps, make you smile, laugh, cry or what? Give us your opinion. Note 1: Beauman, be careful what you ask for because stupid moron imbecile idiots..." |
447. You must have already seen this... by the lamer on 08-31-2003 (15 comments) [x]
"In case you haven't, here they are: EDIT: Pictures moved to slit wrists. Just wanted to give my opinion. Because I'm a sick perverted bastard, I found this hot. :D Granted, Madonna is older than the ages of Christina and Britney combined. But I don't fucking care, I didn't get..." |
446. THIS time for real! (Warning: Backspace-free newspost) by evilmike on 08-31-2003 (7 comments) [x]
"I an actually working on AM 8. I am not lying. I am just lazy and slwow. Sorry mfor my bad yuping. Tiredmness tends to lass dowm yors coordinatiison. a lotos. ANDF I DONT FEEL LIKE CRORECTING. On the right side, a t least I Can come up eiht random..." |
445. FISH HAEAd FISH HAEAD FIST HAVE NOT HAdS. by peppa on 08-31-2003 (1 comments)
"it's always a good time when you ranomd yl quote tool lyurics to a friend. Or that one piorze poem you compiosed and stuff. and sahre fish crakers and raviolio and stuch. i'mt not relallt sure qhat to sayt. The best ahas vbeen said in $jj2. I need to wahs..." |
444. Before Everything and After by spaztic on 08-29-2003 (7 comments)
"Over the next few whiles I am going to be updating SJ's layout and general setup. So if things are looking kind of strange, it's because they aren't quite finished. Please wait until this post is reupdated to say it is okay to post news/comments.* Thanks! Edit : Okay! After..." |
443. Oh ya.... The Eagles are STILL good! by beauman on 08-24-2003 (10 comments)
"Man... you woulda thought that because thier older now... and fat.... and not fit for the camera... that they wouldn't sound as good anymore, but they still got it. Accoustics coulda been better in the HP Pavillion Center... but, eh... it happens, and i won't blame the band for that..." |
442. Let's get STRONG! by the lamer on 08-22-2003 (0 comments)
"Defalcon , I've finally organized the stuff into one page and Tic has been kind enough to upload it (and edit it to make it more SJ like). Veggieman , if you are reading this, send me the stuff you want to add so that I can integrate it to..." |
441. Mr. Crow Contest #1 Results and Issue #3! by electropizza on 08-21-2003 (5 comments)
"Greetings. As you can tell from the subject, the Mr. Crow contest that was mentioned a while ago has finally ended with five wonderful* submissions. Also, to accompany this, issue #3 has been released as well! Stay tuned for issues #4-13, which will most likely also be released this week..." |
440. "BEAU! WHY ARE YOU FRIGGEN WALKING?!?! DROP AND GIMME 10!" says my football coach... by beauman on 08-21-2003 (4 comments)
"Slowly... the end approaches... the end... of Double Days.... a Double-American-Football-Practice that goes on for 2 weeks at my high school, created... To torture those individuals who attempt football... The First week consists of no pads, for about 6-7 hours a day, we practice. Going over plays, hitting, going over..." |
439. Natural alternative to morphine. by the lamer on 08-17-2003 (9 comments)
"If you ever wanted to try morphine but don't have access to it, try running (heck, even walking will do). It will trigger a release of endorphins which is like morphine but is produced naturally. The pain killing effects rival that of weed, plus it suppresses your appetite. Of course..." |
438. SJ You-Know-What Education 101,295,209.0005 by spaztic on 08-17-2003 (5 comments) [x]
"Hello, students! Today we are going to learn about healthy human intercourse! That's right! Sex! Exclamation point! This won't be just any lesson, though. For lack of ability to use real pictures, we'll be learning basic humane non-violent unperverse human intercourse eduation using detailed and amazing ascii graphics. READYGO [note..." |
436. Laugh at a funeral? by krezack on 08-15-2003 (2 comments) [x]
"As some of you knew, I had to go to my onkel's funeral yesterday. I didn't want to go because for starters, he is DEAD, and dead people should go in the ground, not go to church. But more importantly, I didn't want to go because you can't laugh or..." |
435. Right... by spaztic on 08-15-2003 (3 comments) [x]
"So I was going to use one of my SUPER AMAZING BETTER THAN YOURS forum pictures the other day (about a half hour ago), and when searching for such THINGS (corner), I realized such things have not of the misplaced holy crap I need sleep it's 8 am. In other..." |
434. Whateva', Yo'. by velkasha on 08-11-2003 (9 comments)
"This is probably the tenth time or so that I have said this, but Trafton and I went out for lunch on Sunday. Basically, the meaning behind this post is a subtle "So Nya To You All ;-P". Actually, this has some relevance because it directly concerns a SpiffyJuice poster..." |
433. All right, female poster-wannabes. by velkasha on 08-06-2003 (15 comments)
"Spaztic and I decided on the competition earlier. We, the elite SpiffyJuice staff members, will be making you female poster-wannabes compete against each other in a horribly difficult, tiresome, obnoxious bloodsport known as... drumroll CHESS. Anyway, if at least two of the female poster-wannabes don't know how to play Chess..." |
432. About Us section refurbished by spaztic on 08-05-2003 (6 comments)
"As promised the About Us section has been redesigned. It's still under construction as many posters haven't been able to give me information due to being gone/not on conveniently. Hope the new look makes you squeel with delight. Also with this each poster has their own page that will list..." |
431. FISH PASTE by electropizza on 08-02-2003 (18 comments)
"Random insightful pieces of news that you couldn't care less about: - BOB_ALLEN has a LiveJournal. Read it or I will magically make a giant man-eating octopus appear from your CD-ROM drive. BOB_ALLEN's LiveJournal - I have finished all the remaining Mr. Crow issues; a long time ago, in fact..." |
430. In Memory Of The Leprechaun by peppa on 08-02-2003 (6 comments)
"Life is sad. Because I forgot my password for this, so I can't update from my other computer. And this computer is old, and greasy, so I shan't be using it often. And thusly, will not be posting here often. And there is much rejoicing. But today I mused. I..." |
429. YOUR QUICK RESPOND IS HIGHLY NEED FOR THIS MESSAGE by velkasha on 08-01-2003 (5 comments)
"From: "kojo andre" Reply-To: kojo_andre@zwallet.com To: marcelomosse@hotmail.com Subject: WAWIT FOR YOUR REPLY Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 08:55:15 +0200 FROM:KOJO ANDRE FIRSTLY,I WANT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS KOJO ANDRE THE SPECIAL ADVISER LATE FORMER MILITARY PRESIDENT OF FORMAL IVORY COAST NOW COTE DE VOIRE,GENERAL ROBERT GEUI WHO WAS MURDERED A..." |
428. Hilarious by veggieman on 08-01-2003 (4 comments)
"FAIRY TALE nce upon a time there has a young FIREFIGHTER named GORDON . He was AWSOMELY GOING in the QUICK forest when he met SUPER JESUS , a run-away BODYBUILDER from the MAGIC Queen MARY . GORDON could see that SUPER JESUS was hungry so he reached into his..." |
427. Whee Arghness by velkasha on 07-31-2003 (5 comments)
"Firstly, very muchly congratulations to Krezack. Krezack rules... he's actually quite funny. He just needs to adapt to the world of SpiffyJuice, so give him a little time. ;-) Secondly, I'm going to have a section soon. Not sure what exactly will be in it, but you can expect to..." |
426. Why is Spaztic so hot? by the lamer on 07-30-2003 (4 comments)
"I pump iron and do cardio most of the week and yet I don't get as much attention from the females and males* as Spaztic does for his looks. I am such an envious piece of shit! If you wish to tell me what Spaztic's X-factor or what is "it..." |
425. Scissors, paper, Bjarni. by krezack on 07-30-2003 (11 comments) [x]
"Hi, I'm the newest male SJ poster. I am good at scissors paper rock, which appears to make me a valuable contribution to nothing. Also, iCeD is not good at scissors paper rock, which can be seen from this quote of Mike's: "Rock vs paper. Rock can easily just be..." |
424. The new poster is chosen by spaztic on 07-30-2003 (6 comments)
"I was growing tired of deciding a competition that would work for deciding the new SJ guy poster, so a bit ago we realized all of us were on IRC at once, so we had a grueling, sweaty, competition of paper rock scissor. Here's how it went: 1st game FoDFace..." |
423. And the winner is... by spaztic on 07-27-2003 (29 comments)
"...what? You think I'm just going to give the real winner the prize immediantly? But that's hardly the way of SpiffyJuice. I have to draw it out and make it as retarded as possible! SO THEN: Before I get to the males, I will say that Hail is still undecided..." |
422. So... by shorty on 07-25-2003 (10 comments)
"So...I won't be around until the earliest August 10th due to a parental restriction placed on me for losing their trust by the LJ incident, for those who heard about it. Basically I'm in big trouble and so I can't use the internet for anything other than college search, like..." |
421. May the self nominations commence you filthy egomaniacs by spaztic on 07-23-2003 (53 comments)
"The spiffyjuice.net domain forwards properly now. That means it's time for anyone who wants to be a poster to reply to this post and give a reason they want to post (doesn't have to be any good). One guy and one girl will be voted in by current SJ staff..." |
420. Yaaaaaaaay. by shorty on 07-22-2003 (2 comments)
"I for one am happy to have my SJ Bible back online. Beau, you needed to be called...you are never on anymore. What's wrong with ya, punk? Anyway, everyone comment about how happy you are to have Spaztic back. Yeesssssssss click. Hopefully I will start updating again about random stuff..." |
419. She's like a mobile waterbed by spaztic on 07-21-2003 (3 comments)
"We have died not. A while ago our host jazz2online.com switched control panels. This caused a couple of errors, especially with GreyMatter. I could have fixed these problems, but on the 27th of June I left for a week and a half for Arizona. After I got back I learned..." |
418. ;-P by velkasha on 06-20-2003 (2 comments)
"Hey again, everyone. Firstly, I haven't posted here in forever.... probably because I can simply spam in my Livejournal and have no reason to keep flooding SJ with useless junk that no one really wants to read. Oh and college is taking up a lot of my time now, so..." |
417. Motivational Sites - Just to prove that transformation is possible. by the lamer on 06-20-2003 (4 comments)
"These sites also have a lot of nutrition and training information available for free. No purchases required. Former Fat Guy - The site of a guy who used to weigh 475 pounds (25 pounds short of 500 ). Body for Life - See tons of before and after pictures of..." |
416. Why the fuck do you want to get strong? by the lamer on 06-18-2003 (2 comments)
"First, thanks to VeggieMan for the inspiration and the section name "Let's Get Strong!" I don't know how I could have forgotten you. Anyway, on to the article. I asked myself, what the the hell am I exercising for and I got these out of me: 1. I want to..." |
414. Just so you know by spaztic on 06-18-2003 (0 comments)
"I added BOB_ALLEN and the CornCam on to the growing list of moronic things you can view on SpiffyJuice's deliciously euphoric yet sensibly nutritious camportal . Hurray for unnecessary adverbs and adjectives added in a retarded manner. With that in mind, I'm off to get .03 hours of sleep before..." |
413. Safety (No, I'm not talking about sex and condoms) by the lamer on 06-17-2003 (2 comments)
"You need to exercise safely if you don't want to get injured. Getting injured makes you weaker, which defeats the purpose of exercise. Here are the 3 very basic things you need to remember: 1. W arm-Up . Walk\Jog\Run\do Jumping Jacks for 5-10 minutes. The reason is simple. Your muscles..." |
412. Bigger biceps without weights by the lamer on 06-14-2003 (6 comments)
"Originally, this was supposed to be a pure biceps post because the equipment free workout didn't have an exercise that hits the biceps directly, unless you have access to a chinning bar. The bodyweight exercises are tough but it can become less challenging after a while. These exercises will hit..." |
411. FOUNTAIN DAY by peppa on 06-13-2003 (6 comments)
"today is FOUNTAIN DAY. =D Please, enjoy the glamour. ;D or I'll kick you in the knee. :D :D :D..." |
410. Many annoucements by spaztic on 06-12-2003 (9 comments) [x]
"There are many things that will be going on in the next few days to months that will concern the activity of SpiffyJuice. Let me start off with the most important. SJ is hosted, as you can see, through jazz2online.com. However on June 13th the domain name expires, and the..." |
409. I sense hostility... by shorty on 06-06-2003 (15 comments)
"...between Lama and Trafton that is. I just felt like pointing that out, keep up the good work kids! So, I get to take the fun SAT tomorrow for the first time, and the ACT next weekend. I'm not studying, because I just don't care that much. I seem to..." |
408. Maybe this won't cause Trafton to get a heart attack. by the lamer on 06-05-2003 (11 comments)
"In recent light of Trafton, I decided to make a bullshit post about calories. This site shows the number of calories burned while having sex. It contains sexual content (only text, no images, so sorry to the porn maniacs). Do not click the link if you find it offensive..." |
407. Hrm... New Section Mebbe? by beauman on 06-04-2003 (9 comments)
"In recent light of Lama, whole insists he's a fitness expert (well, he didn't really insist, but i thought it sounded catchy;)), and the fact that the last 5 entries or something, i think, have been on fitness. So, why not like, i dunno, give him his own section? *nudges..." |
406. How to gain weight. by the lamer on 06-04-2003 (11 comments)
"This article was created because FoD said that Food has stopped eating a ton because it wasn't helping. While it is true that its hard to gain weight because of his high metabolism, its not impossible. Let's say you are male, 71 inches, and 145 lbs. I think its safe..." |
405. Calorie counters... by the lamer on 06-03-2003 (7 comments)
"At the end of the day, get a pen or pencil and a notebook or pad then write down your overall metabolic rate and what you ate and put down the caloric equivalents beside them and do a tally to see if you've burned more calories than you ate or..." |
404. Your Metabolic Rate (number of calories you burn in a day) by the lamer on 06-02-2003 (6 comments)
"How many calories do you burn while resting? This site can show you. If you exercise, that would burn additional calories. Click here to see how many calories an exercise would burn. This site has a huge exercise database (that includes hugging, kissing and sex). Let's pretend you are male..." |
402. Inspired by Beauman's post... by the lamer on 05-31-2003 (17 comments)
"Here's a short list of people who have been doing sports or simply doing something healthy: Beauman plays football. He's a Defensive Tackle who can bench press 250 lbs. Now that's some serious muscle! Fôx has multiple sports. She's a member of the swimming and track team of her school..." |
401. Speaking of Exercise... by beauman on 05-31-2003 (10 comments)
"(This mainly applies to american tax dollars, bugger off, Veg... cept you can stay for the second part ;)) How many of you guys are friggen tired of those "Verb" commercials? They have become my pet peeve for two friggen reasons: 1.) They're annoying, useless, and a waste of air..." |
400. Exercise helps. by the lamer on 05-30-2003 (4 comments)
"Anybody can look better than they are. Yes, you read that right, ANYBODY . Say, you're naturally fat or thin. So what? If you're fat you can't expect to be super thin but you have the advantage of packing on more muscle. On the thin side, you can't get SO..." |
399. Animal fat is not bad. by the lamer on 05-29-2003 (12 comments)
"Excessive animal fat is bad. Just like sunlight and water. Excess sun burns the skin and excess water can drown you. Humans, scientifically speaking, are also animals. Human breast milk contains animal fat. If it were truly bad, we should have died while sucking on our mothers' breasts. Meat always..." |
398. ut2k3 reg ;) by velkasha on 05-25-2003 (5 comments)
"Hello again, faceheads! It has come to our attention that a certain person, who does not wish to be identified at the moment, is playing on random Unreal Tournament 2003 servers while using the name "spiffyjuice.net". This is not a security hazard of any type, according to our SpiffyJuice staff..." |
397. Evangelion is some truely trippy stuffness by beauman on 05-24-2003 (5 comments)
"Y'know, it becomes more evident now that i've completed watching the series in one day that the creator musta truely been on the brink of suicide and was a druggie (like the rumours have said) to have come up with some of the twisted themes within this show. Yet, i..." |
396. #Fuckjuice Stats by veggieman on 05-24-2003 (1 comments)
"Yep, #spiffyjuice has stats now. You should go read them. #fuckjuice stats As for me. I'm busy with my summer job. I work 80 hours a week and I have no social life. It kicks ass. I can't wait to go back to college. As for the thing I was..." |
395. Hah. by shorty on 05-24-2003 (6 comments)
"So...wassssup mah home dawgs fromza anothaza mothazaazz?! I'm outta school...and stuff. Eh, I dunno what to post about anymore here. How come parents ask how long a new movie will be? Do they think I know...shakdjkjdkajdks I hate parents, or maybe just fathers. Yup..." |
393. Reminder about the Mr. Crow contest by electropizza on 05-22-2003 (4 comments)
"Greetings, stupids. As you probably already know, I have set up a make-your-own-Mr. Crow-short contest for SpiffyJuice. If you are completely uninformed about this, scroll down and look at the wonderful post about it. On to the update, though; there are currently three submissions. This is not enough. Get off..." |
392. The Bi-Millenia BeAuMaN Report by beauman on 05-20-2003 (7 comments)
"Been that long, huh? ;). God forbid to 3 things: School, Football, and Summer School. God Praise 3 things: Ragnarok Online (Beta), Planetside (Beta), and gah damn the Matrix: Reloaded movie was excellent. Some people i guess can't go for the Philosophy involved in stuff, where the Director beats out..." |
391. Milk helps you lose weight by the lamer on 05-17-2003 (6 comments)
"I can't find the online link but Reader's Digest (Asia) published an article on milk helping with weight loss. It said there that: "Milk turns down the tendency of your fat cells to store the day's calories, and increases the amount frittered away as heat." And also, "Dieters on dairy..." |
390. your sell by date has expired by mcatis on 05-17-2003 (10 comments)
"hey people that i have not talked to in a while (of course i dont want to talk to you so its a you suck i lose situation) number one important thing - the java irc link doesnt work for me and since im the only loser that has to..." |
389. OMG GUESS WAT by spaztic on 05-15-2003 (11 comments) [x]
"*points at the recent updates again* More AnnoyMike should be coming soon. In order to get Mike to finish quicker, please send him illegal stimulants. BTW, the cool thing to do now is post stupid text in the Extended field since no one can see it..." |
388. The Matrix Reloaded by the lamer on 05-11-2003 (4 comments)
"The trailers look cool. It'll show here on May 15th, though I might get an underground CD to be able to see it earlier. Slit your wrist and tell me that its crap and it sucks. I will highly appreciate that..." |
387. The Journey by peppa on 05-11-2003 (4 comments)
"I would just like to take a moment to say, I LOVE YOU ALL :D And never forget your dreams..." |
385. The First Annual (and most likely only) Create-Your-Own Mr. Crow short contest! by electropizza on 05-09-2003 (9 comments)
"Greetings, fish faces! ElectroPiZZa here reporting to you live. I've just popped in here to tell you all about this wonderful news regarding everyone's favorite... uh... creature, Mr. Crow. No, this is not Issue #3. You'll have to wait a little more for that. However, this is something new and..." |
384. This is an official warning. by velkasha on 05-08-2003 (3 comments)
"1) Trafton is lag pinged. 2) Shorty is the best. 3) Burning things is the same as burning them. 4) Glory be. 5) Trafton wants to be PiZZa's cousin. 6) Spaztic is a face. 7) Shorty is still the best. 8) mcatis likes cat sandwiches. 9) ut2k3 reg ;) 10..." |
383. BooYa! by shorty on 05-04-2003 (15 comments)
"Off with your heads! So...how is everyone and when does school end for ya'll? I think mine ends May 27, yayness..." |
382. GLORY BE! by velkasha on 05-04-2003 (3 comments)
"AH SEEN A LOT OF BATTLES, BLESSED BE OUR LOR', BACK IN THE NAWTH'WEST WAH'! DIDN'T HAVE UNIFORMS BACK THEN, JUST A SHOTGUN AND ALL THA' SHELLS YE' COLD CARREH'! THE NSF SURE HAS GROWN UP, PRAWSE HEAVEN! THEY GOT ORGANIZATION NOW! LISTEN TO ME, YOUNG SIR! I CAN TELL..." |
381. You are all bad stupids. by electropizza on 05-03-2003 (15 comments)
"You are all bad stupids. Why? Because you are bad and you stupid a lot. You are also the opposite of good. That is why you are all dumb bad heads..." |
380. It's been a while. by peppa on 04-30-2003 (12 comments)
"I believe I've forgotten how to make a decent post here. But, I have an highly-important document that I am working on, that must be done tonight. So, I figured I'd burn time here. So. Yeah. We are all posers. Hah. (i love gummi..." |
379. Under Order by Pants by spaztic on 04-29-2003 (9 comments)
"I am under order to reveal the list of images I made for forums and stuff. Some are witty and will leave your nizzle completely shizzled, garaunteed. Others are just retartded, which is why I made them. Here's the list: http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/chinese.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/clothes.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/cool.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/cornbread.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/derby.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/elmo.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/frog.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/lagping.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/leather.jpg http://www.spiffyjuice.net/pikz/no.jpg..." |
378. A happy note. :) by the lamer on 04-29-2003 (3 comments)
"The Tic's hand is getting better. :) Reference: Spaztic over irc [10:23] I should get the cast thing off in about a week :) EvilMike, I hope you don't make a parody of this..." |
377. Shup by evilmike on 04-29-2003 (3 comments)
"The stupid thing is here . You can stop yelling at me about it now, you stupid tagboard people..." |
376. Hah, hah, hah. ;-P by velkasha on 04-28-2003 (3 comments)
"http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/04/25/writing.samples.ap/index.html Losers. The lettuce is smarter than them, probably. Also, ElectroPiZZa is my brother now. I'm not sure how that happened, but we are siblings and both live in New Jersey and hax0r each others' computers all the time. Yes, PiZZa is actually 17 years old and I am 15..." |
375. Male Lactation (Guys with milk coming out of their nipples) by the lamer on 04-27-2003 (19 comments)
"With the right amount of stimulation your, yes YOUR male breast can give milk. Wouldn't that be nice if your wife\partner wants to rest her breast for a while? :D Reference: http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm..." |
373. Further sadness. by evilmike on 04-25-2003 (11 comments)
"I have just recieved word that ElectroPiZZa has recieved sustained injuries to his legs, serious spinal injuries, brain damage, muscle trauma, internal bleeding, a sore throat, a severed toenail and SARS. Things are looking grim for him, and I presume he will be out of action. Indefinately. Also, iCeD died..." |
372. A sad note... by the lamer on 04-24-2003 (7 comments)
"Spaztic broke his hand yesterday and will be out of action for an undetermined amount of time. :( Source: #jj2, specifically from SlaYo. Anybody seen the Tickmeister? Yah, he's broken his hand the other day. Yesterday.. He called me, he said he wont be on for a while :( I..." |
371. The Cyborger by the lamer on 04-22-2003 (22 comments) [x]
"The Cyborger - This site (which I found a few years ago thanks to Newspaz ), generates robotic acronyms for your name. It only produces a single acronym (meaning it isn't random) but I still think its cool nevertheless. Here are some results I got: S.P.A.Z.T.I.C.: Synthetic Positronic Android Zoned..." |
370. No man lives forever but roaches will be the last to die... by the lamer on 04-20-2003 (10 comments)
"How long have roaches been around? Cockroaches have been present on the earth for more than 400 million years. Approximately 4000-7500 species of cockroaches exist, but only a very small fraction of these species are considered pests (i.e., American, German, Oriental, brown-banded, smokybrown, and Asian). Cockroaches and "The Bomb" You've..." |
369. Hits stop medias yet liner or a mug of Satan. by evilmike on 04-18-2003 (9 comments)
"Any on bunker mime get hi Bill we seal deer mime toes so no. Star of tin NATO No Mini Toe He Graft Sun Fuss. You if turned sanding hits sewn tops, you area faker! -Vol. of iCeD EM milk..." |
368. A tasty new developement. by spaztic on 04-18-2003 (6 comments) [x]
"This is a little announcement for all SJ posters (or just people I know) who have been wanting to be in the camportal but have had some difficulties finding free web space that allows remote linking. I have a solution for all of you...so contact me either in #spiffyjuice or..." |
367. NET Send GUI Fun (for me, at least): by the lamer on 04-15-2003 (15 comments)
"Warning: This is not for the emotionally weak. If you want something inoffensive, go watch Sesame Street. I used Spaztic's Spiffy Goo (Hey, what about SG as a name for your prog?) a rat to do the following (play God): Me: This is God speaking, get your fat ass off..." |
366. Quickie by spaztic on 04-11-2003 (23 comments) [x]
"Hello my self-labelled pink Amish children of death. I am here to inform you that a new program you might find useful has been uploaded. It's called NetSend GUI . It's a little utility that allows you to conveniently use DOS's NET SEND command to send unwanted messages to almost..." |
365. FINALLY! by velkasha on 04-10-2003 (5 comments)
"HALLO! Mijn Nederlands is van slecht, ik ben droevig over dat maar waarom de kippenvlieg! Omdat u van verward bent, is mijn kaas taart zeer goed, daarom eten de koeien geen groen gras en wij zijn alleen. Waarom bent u goed niet? De sandwiches van de kat zijn pret want..." |
364. J2S - Jazz 2 & Sex by the lamer on 04-10-2003 (10 comments)
"Disclaimer: I'm not trying to revive\corrupt Wakeman's work in any way. April 9 marks the 5th anniversary of JJ2, the ones not behind a firewall and still have JJ2 installed and still want to play might have an anniversary bash. On #jj2, I saw the legendary Astronia who finally revealed..." |
363. De fiets van Piet van Pa heeft zo juist gepasseerd by ShadowGPW on 04-08-2003 (11 comments)
"The Bike of Piet from Dad just has been passed.... Yeah, you might seen it 21312312 x times now @ #jj2 / #[GpW] irc but eh.. Henk rules. Here is the spiffy url (Flash) and the spiffy mp3 version. you MUST have fun.. with dutch people. Sign! and Learn! and..." |
361. Insane fun. by the lamer on 04-07-2003 (5 comments)
"I will be spending Wednesday with someone equally hyperactive and insane as I am, I hope I can practice self-control Btw, I love what you've done with SJ..." |
360. Even more crap by spaztic on 04-06-2003 (4 comments)
"Okay. So in a burst of crap I added 2 more items to the parodies section and 1 new prank, all of which are by Trafton. How ironic. Oh, and just so you know, in the future instead of me making a post everytime I add something, I'll just add..." |
359. Beeyou! by shorty on 04-06-2003 (5 comments)
"It's Beau's Birthday today right? He'll probably never see this...PUNK! DON'T MAKE ME BEAT YOU UP, GET ON..." |
358. Security breach removed. by velkasha on 04-06-2003 (3 comments)
"Hello, everyone. I'm sure EvilMike would have wanted to post this, but since I am online at this vague and highly strange hour, I shall announce that iCeD has been deleted and his personality removed from our computer system. Such security breaches are unavoidable, but we would prefer to put..." |
357. Sleep baked + mad libs + boredom = GOLD by iCeD on 04-06-2003 (8 comments) [x]
"Hello. I am using this "one-time poster" thing, so this will likely be the only entry you see from me. For the past 3 1/2 hours I have been sleep baked with Spaztic. To entertain ourselves, we decided to make our own mad libs. The results (which are quite humorous..." |
356. New crap! OMG OMG by spaztic on 04-04-2003 (5 comments) [x]
"So there are 4 new pranks up, 3 of which by Trafton, 1 by Electric/Cees. So yay or something. And so you know, I am working on a new section. It will be much simpler than this one and will be reminscent of a much older format. I'll let everyone..." |
355. Trafton has been deleted. by evilmike on 04-03-2003 (9 comments)
"I am here to inform you that trafton has been deleted. We will not allow an incident like that to occur again. We apologise for the inconvenience. That is all..." |
354. Tribute by trafton on 04-03-2003 (1 comments)
"Hello, my freakish freaks. As you may or may not know, Spaztic FACE is allowing us subhuman non-posters to post a news message on SpiffyJuice. I decided to jump at this most lucritive oppurtunity to spread the good name of total stupidity. Slaving away throughout the night, I crafted what..." |
353. Heyo! by veggieman on 04-03-2003 (18 comments)
"HI! I haven’t posted on fuckjuice for a while. I've been a little busy. My exams are in the next couple of weeks. I just got a new gf and a new job. Not to mention the 6 days a week I spend at the gym. So you can understand..." |
351. SJ Gets Hacked by Chinese for April Fool's Day by spaztic on 04-01-2003 (1 comments)
"I figured it was completely obvious that the fact that SJ's main page resembled the likeness of the CodeRed virus's "Hacked By Chinese" thing was just an April Fool's Day joke, but apparently a couple people did actually think something had happened. Hurray for you, you made my day. In..." |
350. cvbcbdsfgsdfgsd by evilmike on 03-22-2003 (18 comments) [x]
"In an extremely rare burst of rational thinking, I have desided to change my news post because it's too stupid even for my standards. So, if you need to blame someone, blame Spaztic. And iCeD. They made me do it. Really. They did. And please keep me away from word..." |
349. kaZ was kicked by EvilMike (Velk is a nerd. Agree or face punishment.) by velkasha on 03-17-2003 (3 comments)
"Spam spam spam in the spam spam spam. Firstly, TRAFTON STOLE MY RUBBISH CAN. HE MUST HAVE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. Secondly, I made a pathetic picture of LavaGiant2. Go see it here (click on the featured Deviation to view). It is pathetically pathetic in its pathetic patheticness, but I am..." |
348. - by shorty on 03-16-2003 (10 comments)
"Heeeey Electric is in the camportal thing. I didn't know that. Anyone know where I can host pictures for....free? I wanna be in the camportal and be cool like everyone else. Yeah right...but seriously, anyone know of one..." |
347. Quickie update by spaztic on 03-09-2003 (6 comments)
"The Random Sentence Generator (RSG) is done! You can pick it up in the Proggies section. It should be ready for your unenjoyable sleep baked usage. That's all I have to say, gotta run. Please appreciate me doing something, because I love all of you with an unburning flame. Edit..." |
346. Fickle El Ackwa by spaztic on 03-05-2003 (14 comments)
"Today was a snow day for me. The result? I got some things accomplished around here. I can finally get online again, so that's always good. Anyway, here is the news: ++ Annoy Mikes Issue 6 is released. imho, it's the best one yet. ++ 6 New Pranks are up..." |
345. because i got high because i got high because i got high by mcatis on 03-04-2003 (7 comments)
"this is being written while i am high for the first time to my knolwlegde im broud to dsy that i didnt take a single hit myself and that iall i did was preath the air in (jaj contact high) ive decided to not fix any errors i make just..." |
344. - by shorty on 03-01-2003 (7 comments)
"Beau, I lost you address. Gimme it again so I can send you money and support SJ..." |
343. Like a stone cob web by spaztic on 02-25-2003 (28 comments)
"In desperate need of a news update? Pull out your news update syringe, because this happens to be "just the shizzle you've been asking for". The other day in #jj2 we were being nonsensical and Trafton and/or ElectroPiZZa brought up the idea that I should finish my RSG (Random Sentance..." |
342. File a fish dish of those who were hit with a new 52 by electropizza on 02-20-2003 (7 comments)
"I see the it the easy for you and me and here in and D. with the firm's chief of staff and as DVD for the fourth-the-Steve Tisch a day session movieif a man who is safe if if he'd if if if if the wrong Witter and ,hit refresh..." |
341. STACKS OF SACKS OF SAL SNACKS by evilmike on 02-18-2003 (2 comments)
"Some people love the delicious treat known as the sal snack. To make: 1. Get 2 slices of bread. 2. Cover one slice of bread (both sides) TOTALLY with ketchup 3. Cover both sides of the other slice of bread with catsup (NOT THE KETCHUP). MAKE SURE IT'S THE OTHER..." |
339. Back with "attitude"...or at least site updates. by spaztic on 02-17-2003 (9 comments)
"Hi. First things first, did anyone notice the noxious-post vacancy? I haven't posted in a month + few days, an extreme rarity for me...I think the longest I've ever gone without posting was a week or so. I can't remember. Anyway, there have been plenty of times I could've posted..." |
337. New Mr. Crow shorts plus new layout by electropizza on 02-13-2003 (4 comments)
"Hello, human worthless idiotic stupid insignificant stupid heads! It is I, electronic tomato paste and hardened cow's milk pie! I am here to tell all of you human worthless idiotic stupid insignificant stupid heads that there are new shorts added to the Mr. Crow section, namely 5-8. If you have..." |
334. New Mr. Crow shorts "on wednesday" by electropizza on 02-09-2003 (4 comments)
"Hello. I'm here to inform you that the all-new Mr. Crow shorts should apparently be added "on wednesday", because that's when Spaztic will get around to it. Be sure to check back "on wednesday" to see how horrible the shorts are. There are four of them so far, but there'll..." |
333. What do you do with Arrogant little bastards? by the lamer on 02-06-2003 (19 comments)
"Been frequently visiting #jj2 and I like it. I learned more about sex, homosexuality, and beer quality than in almost 14 years of school..." |
332. I M SO OFFAENDD BY BLOD ADN GOER~!!!!!!!!11111111111 by velkasha on 02-06-2003 (5 comments)
"GASP I PLEY UT2K3 aDN TEH GOER AND BLOD IS SO DISTUARBNG LOLOLROFLROLAMO!!!111#^%$^%$ O NO I SHOTTD PIZZIE ADN HIS BLOD GO TON TEH WALSZ ADN ITS SO SAD OMG LOLOL LOL ROFLLOL LETS ALGO TO HIS FUNERL~!!!!1111111@#354$#^%?sfd/ http://www.almenconi.com/topics/games/reviews.html ADN DID U NO THAET STAR WARZ PROMTOS FORCE OVR GOD???//..." |
331. And i'm back... by beauman on 02-05-2003 (4 comments)
"Yay, i'm back, uh.... ya... i don't think i'm restricted anymore... in other news: I recieved a donation of $1 from Luke Seybold (GenEx), while i'm not sure to think it as possibly a mockery or a good thought, But many thnx goes out to GenEx, the FIRST, and ONLY..." |
330. Sand Coon! by veggieman on 02-04-2003 (5 comments)
"Yeah, so Spaztic and I were 'talking' in #jj2 and then he said these words that some crazy kid a school yells.. and of course it's genious. It's SAND COON! Anyways, yeah. So I didn't sleep at all that day so I came up with probably the bestest comic in..." |
329. Google something by evilmike on 02-03-2003 (10 comments)
"Ggle Gogle Google Gooogle Goooogle Gooooogle Goooooogle Gooooooogle Goooooooogle Goooooooooogle Gooooooooooogle Gooooooooooooogle All of these, just by changing the amount of O's. Now let's go onto some other stuff. Googe Googe In Canada Gooogle in canada. Googl Googles G0gle G0ogle There are probably many, many more, but I am too..." |
328. - by shorty on 02-03-2003 (8 comments)
"Ever feel like there's pain inside you just don't understand..." |
327. Ackness Complete... by beauman on 01-30-2003 (5 comments)
"Not sure if I will or not, but I might not be online more often than liked by most after tonight. Might be getting restricted from the internet for a while, and might be only able to get online @ school. We shall see. If I don't get restricted, i'll..." |
326. Hi. by evilmike on 01-30-2003 (4 comments)
"I was about to post news but then I forgot what I was going to post about. That means I'm just going to be typing my thoughts into this post, unformatted. That means things will get pretty random after this point. Also, I am sleep baked. Have you ever wondered..." |
324. You lousy spoon. by velkasha on 01-26-2003 (11 comments)
"Hey everyone. Despite having been infected by PE_Elkern/PE_Klez yesterday, I am still alive and pretty good, albeit annoyed and slightly disturbed. Yeah, it's totally obvious that some people need to get a life instead of picking on some unsuspecting nerds, don't you agree? Well, I have come to take away..." |
322. SJ UNDER ATTACK! DUN DUN DUN! by shorty on 01-25-2003 (12 comments)
"Hey hey all our dedicated readers. Apparently someone isn't too fond of SJ and its message to the world. You know what though Picc...err DDL? We won't stop, so you better learn to live with us and deal with us. Fighting on the internet and send everyone viruses is really..." |
319. And now, a special report from Mr. Crow by electropizza on 01-22-2003 (5 comments)
"MR. CROW SAYS: Hello HUMAN MORTTTALSsSSSSS!!!11 I AM POSSTING FROM THE ACOUNT OF ELECTRONIC PIZA FACE FOR SOME RESEN but I wuld like 2 make A STATEMENT taht I AM NOT in ANY WAY AFILATED with this ELECTRONIC DIGETAL SAUCE CHESSE PIE you SPEEK of!!!!!11!1 YOU ARE AL DELOOSINAL MACKARELS..." |
318. 8 mile... by the lamer on 01-18-2003 (5 comments)
"Thanks to our bad movie priority system in the Philippines, it won't get shown until Jan 22. Anyone seen it? Is it good or shit..." |
317. Escaflowne Anime Goodness. by beauman on 01-18-2003 (3 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Uh... Stuffness... Ya... Heh, just got done watching the whole entire 26 episode Escaflowne Anime Series, since i had a chance to borrow the Escaflowne: Perfect Vision Special Edition DVD Box Set from my friend. Very Excellent. I'd have to say Escaflowne, while it has some corny aspects..." |
316. ﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏ by evilmike on 01-16-2003 (3 comments)
"ﺶﺹﻔﺿ ﻂﻑﺶ ﺹﺞﺡﺊﺫﺐﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂ ﻈﻍﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏﻆﻁﺾﻛﻦﻪﻯﻲﻖﻔﻒﻑﻏﻍﻎﻊﻈﻆﺫﺰﺳ ﺖﺓﺐﺌ ﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂ ﻈﻍﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏﮔﮕﮒﺉﺭﻍﻕﻒﻇﺧﻁﻙ ﻘﺧﺱﺺ ﺻﺟﺵﺕﺔﺪﺏﺒﺱﺶﺹﻔﺿﻂﻑﺶﺹﺞﺡﺊﺫﺐﻆﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏ ﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍﻛﻂﻉ ﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏ ﻁﺾﻛﻦﻪﻯﻲ ﻖﻔﻒﻑ ﻏﻍﻎﻊﻈﻆ ﺫﺰﺳﺖﺓﺐﺌﮔﮕﮒﺉﺭﻍﻕﻒﻇﺧﻁﻙﻘﺧﺱﺺﺻﺟﺵﺕﺔﺪﺏﺒﺱﺶﺹﻔﺿﻂﻑﺶﺹﺞﺡﺊﺫﺐ ﻆﻁﺾﻛﻦﻪﻯﻲﻖﻔﻒ ﻑ ﻏﻍﻎﻊﻈﻆﺫﺰ ﺳﺖﺓﺐﺌﮔﮕﮒﺉﺭﻍﻕﻒﻇ ﺧﻁﻙﻘﺧﺱﺺﺻﺟﺵﺕﺔﺪﺏﺒﺱﺶﺹ ﻔﺿﻂﻑﺶﺹﺮ ﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍ ﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏﺞ ﺡﺊﺫﺐﻆﻁﺾﻛﻦﻪﻯﻲﻖﻔﻒﻑﻏﻍﻎﻊﻈﻆﺫﺰﺳﺖﺓ ﺐﺌﮔﮕﮒﺉﺭﻍﻕ ﻒﻇﺧﻁﻙﻘﺧ ﺱﺺﺻﺟﺵ ﺕﺔﺪﺏﺒﺱﺶﺹﻔﺿﻂﻑ ﺶﺹﺞ ﺡﺊﺫﺐﻆﻁﺾﻛﻦ ﻪﻯﻲﻖﻔﻒﻑﻏﻍﻎﻊﻈﻆﺫﺰﺳﺖﺓﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿ ﻂﻈﻍ ﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰ ﺥﺢﺏﺐﺌﮔﮕﮒﺉﺭﻍﻕﻒﻇﺧﻁﻙﻘﺧﺱﺺﺻﺟﺵ ﺕﺔﺪﺏﺒﺱﺶﺹ ﻔﺿﻂﻑﺶﺹﺞﺡﺊﺫﺐ ﻆﻁﺾ ﻛﻦﻪ ﻯﻲﻖﻔﻒﻑﻏ ﻍﻎﻊﻈﻆﺫﺰﺳﺖﺓﺐﺌﮔﮕﮒﺉﺭﻍﻕﻒﻇﺧ ﻁﻙﻘﺧﺱﺺﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏ ﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍﻛﺮﺲﺶ ﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏﺻ ﺟ ﺵﺕﺔ ﺪﺏﺒﺱﺶ ﺹﻔﺿﻂﻑﺶﺹﺞﺡﺊﺫﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍﻛﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺮﺲﺶﺸﺜﺔﺏﺊﺆﺿﻂﻈﻍﻛ ﻂﻉﻐﻩﻮﻰﺥﺢﺏﺥﺢﺏ ﺐﻆﻁﺾﻛﻦ ﻪﻯﻲﻖﻔﻒ..." |
315. w00t its public by mcatis on 01-16-2003 (3 comments)
"all you lozers on irc #spiffyjuice is now a public channel the verdict was reached on thursday you shitty people that dont have irc should either use the java script that is available above or go to mirc and get it(duh no shit) anyway all you people need to join..." |
313. Spaztic face saves the day by spaztic on 01-15-2003 (4 comments)
"I noticed today that there were no new posts for nearly a week ! So I got the lame idea that I could post miscellaneous links in my post . I basically just typed random words into Google and then pasted the URLS into GreyMatter . Stupid ? Perhaps ..." |
311. New drunkness added to the Lets Get Drunk Section by veggieman on 01-09-2003 (3 comments)
"Yes, new stuff has been added. Check it out. Also, I will be writing a guide to help you through a hangover etc. So if anyone has good tips then let me know I will be sure to add it into the guide..." |
310. Shorty = girl, girl = psycho, Shorty = psycho. FEEL MY MATH. by shorty on 01-08-2003 (6 comments)
"In light of recent posts, I have concluded with the aid of my mad math skillzzz that the post length on SJ has been increasing. Why is this? Leave me a note, I greatly desire the input of my peers. HAH I BROKE THE TREND..." |
309. Forel de Pakje by velkasha on 01-08-2003 (4 comments)
"HELLO MY STUPS. I haven't posted in ages. Why? Because this isn't my webjournal. I don't want to post every other day, or else people are going to get the wrong ideas. If I desire to rant, I will therefore rant to the walls in my room. And, for the..." |
308. My complaint about Spaztic by electropizza on 01-07-2003 (6 comments)
"Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in Spaztic's newsgroup postings, I must qualify Spaztic's character, his sources, and even his personal frame of mind towards me. First things first: In a recent essay, Spaztic stated that women are spare parts in the social repertoire -- mere optional..." |
307. What's new in 2003 by spaztic on 01-03-2003 (14 comments)
"666 + 1337 = 2003 Ok, BIG NEWS! SJ's own Beauman has bought http://www.spiffyjuice.net ! It will forward to this URL still, but it's a great step for advertising and plugging and ease in rememberance =))))). Also, soon (hopefully) plans will be underway for SpiffyJuice's long-awaited message board. Me and..." |
306. One More Thing....... by beauman on 01-01-2003 (4 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Extra New Years Goodness Hey Spaztic, get online or something, ya stupid mofo. We need to talk some business here..." |
305. New Years: went by in my dreams... by beauman on 01-01-2003 (0 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Where 2003 started ;) I slept for New Years....two bottles of scotch (Glen Morray and GlenFiddich) and not a single one for New Years.... ah well... still good... i almost forgot it was New Years actually :p For New Years Eve i helped my dad put in the..." |
304. HAPPHPPYPY NEWEWE YEYARREA...Oh wait, I'm not drunk. by veggieman on 01-01-2003 (2 comments)
"Before reading this post download and play this song Chilliwack - Fly By Night Alrighty, Now that you've got Fly By Night playing enjoy the rest of the post. Believe it or not I didn't get drunk this new years eve. I tryed.. I really did, but it seems that..." |
303. OMG WTF by evilmike on 12-31-2002 (5 comments)
"MIKE YOU FOO YOUR ARE DOING A DUEL WITH ME WITH 4 PLaYERS!!!! NOW ALL XD AND CRACCOBOY aND SOME JAZZERS HATE AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME 2!!!!!! AND THAN I QUESTION YOU FOR A DUEL AND YOU BaNNED ME i CaN ONLY TELL AA SUX mike you CANT defeat jj2 lolol nobody..." |
302. Last Day of 2002. by shorty on 12-31-2002 (7 comments)
"Well, another year has gone by and I feel like I got nothing accomplished, besides living another year. What is everyone doing for New Years? I hope those of you who have girlfriends/boyfriends are going to kiss them at 12 and those who don't will wish you did have someone..." |
301. No Hesitating by spaztic on 12-28-2002 (5 comments)
"FIRST : I got the 30,000th hit and you didn't . That's right. Or IS IT. SECOND : World Domination . Jazz2Online, our fish-host is trying to dominate the world, and you need to help. We are purple (hardly distinguishable from pink, which is unowned land). Basically any space you..." |
300. An actual good christmas? AMAZING!!!! Yes, tis true... i'll SHUP NOW THX by beauman on 12-26-2002 (6 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Glen Moray All the Way Christmas eve we went over to my Uncle Ron's, taking a shot of good ol' glen moray before going with my dad, heh. and had a Salmon Dinner... My Uncle Mike gave me a full copy of Macromedia Studio MX... where he got..." |
299. All new Mr. Crow! by electropizza on 12-25-2002 (10 comments)
"Just in time for the holidays, there's a brand-new Mr. Crow Christmas special, "A Very Merry Crowmas"! This issue is even weirder than last and has a whopping 30(!) panels. It features Mr. Crow, Santa Claus, Jesus, a lunchbag guy, a deranged hamburger, and even BOB ALLEN! SO GO READS..." |
298. HO ho ho by evilmike on 12-24-2002 (9 comments)
"SEASONS GREETINGS CHUMS. I AM SANTA HERE TO BRING YOU HOLIDAY CHEER. HO HO HO AHA. I AM THE REAL SANTA. MY FILENAME SAYS SO. SEE? MERRRYYYYYYY CHRIS MAST! SLEEP BAKAGE TO ALL WHO ARE L33T..." |
297. ADVENTURES by spaztic on 12-23-2002 (8 comments)
"First of all, the very first issue of Annoy Mike is up! Muchly anticipated and muchly glorified. Secondly, in a spurt of stupidity and complete randomness ElectroPiZZa has created SpiffyJuice's (more or less) official comic book strip thing! Check out The Adventures of Mr. Crow today! It is beyond hilarious..." |
295. I FOUDN IT! by veggieman on 12-21-2002 (21 comments)
"OK IT TOOK ABOUT !1111 bout to find the pster for the pstoer of spiffyjuice .. HJOLY shit drunk so muhcnn a... basicallly our pfriend laerura is getting a record deal and were gooonnn a be there opending action cuz she is so hot and GENENENEN!! I am so coming..." |
294. Wow...real content. by spaztic on 12-19-2002 (6 comments)
"I spent hours today bringing you guys a new sexy SJ present. First of all, Veggieman's new section Lets Get Drunk is up and running. Secondly I added someone to the Camportal . Thirdly, I added 3 new entries to the Comedy Archives . And lastly I added 1 new..." |
293. We must destroy PURGATORY by electropizza on 12-18-2002 (9 comments)
"It is time to retribute. Retaliate. Avenge. Obliterate. Eliminate. DESTROY. And what, do you ask, is so important as to be completely wiped out for all history? That's right. PURGATORY. Purgatory is a planet with no redeeming qualities. Every single resident of the filthy, worthless red globe is nothing more..." |
292. Christmas: That Time With All The Corny Ads by beauman on 12-18-2002 (9 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Selfless Pluggers Elite Yep, it's that time again. Nope, not the presents. Nope, not the tree or the manorah. Nope, not the time when all your aunts pinch your cheek and give you a sloppy old lady kiss. It's the time for comercialization, baby. And man, does it..." |
290. The Red Scare by spaztic on 12-10-2002 (3 comments)
"Is Over. Everything should work now, I have been editted. Post if it so pleases you, news posters. What's in store for the future? Veg is working on a new section, and we are also planning out stuff for a message board. Wait and see, my pretties. Anyway, I will..." |
289. HOT FUCKING CULBK! by veggieman on 12-08-2002 (15 comments)
"OH MAN!! GOOD SUFKCING STIMES! ok ok o So I h ave lots of drinks at my place boefe we went o the blucs.. We went to club cuz it was my proend birthday.. he turne d 20 so we gotta get durnk. OK so I had fuck n loads..." |
287. Insidi0usly Insidi0us....AND LET'S START SOME RU-MORZ! by velkasha on 12-05-2002 (17 comments)
"HELO AGAIN MY STUPIDS! I have a NEW prank (the mIRC Cop one), but Spaztic hasn't posted it yet. If you want to see it now, ask me. (Don't use email; I never check it. And I don't like ICQ, MSN, or AIM. Get yourself onto IRC, foolz.) I have..." |
286. Glory Unto Fingerniddles by spaztic on 12-03-2002 (26 comments)
"As you may have guessed from the Subject of this post, Annoy Mike (hereby to be referred to as 'AM', that whole clock crap will revert to a new standard, just you wait). Anyway, AM has a temporary page up (finally), where you can ask Mike your lovely questions with..." |
285. *cackle* by shorty on 12-01-2002 (14 comments)
"Hello my pretties. I am back from Spain...I hope you all missed me greatly. If not, I will jinx and hex your pathetic self so you will never be happy again! Hah! *twitch* Now, for some self esteem destroyers. You have no friends. Those around you who you think are..." |
284. Look! I Did Something! by spaztic on 11-29-2002 (18 comments)
"LOOKIE HERE . That's right. 5 (FIVE) new pranks, a new pranks section format, and a new sub-thingy in the Pranks section known as Team Efforts, which are Multiple-Person pranks! GO FOR THE WIN, JESUS..." |
283. THANKSGIVING TURKEY DROPPINGS DAY! by beauman on 11-28-2002 (3 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Smell The Droppings Yes, it is Thanksgiving eve (which means nuthin' to ya eViL dutchies and euros. Of course, since this is Thanksgiving Eve, that means instead of eating turkey, we warm up the oven, get the wichester(sp?) sauce, and saute Turkey Droppings in it. Chewy goodness, not..." |
281. Babel fish is Funnn by evilmike on 11-26-2002 (5 comments)
"Just for the hell of it, I degrammarised SJ. Enjoy . If you really want to know how I did it, just use babel fish to translate a website into german or some other non-english thing, and then get the URL of the translation and translate that URL into english..." |
280. I'll Q you biatch by evilmike on 11-25-2002 (10 comments)
"Mazinquote time. These were all gathered today. [Kaiser_lvl_99] i am a rapist [Kaiser_lvl_99] ugh! ugh! [Kaiser_lvl_99] Caps= Big boobs [Kaiser_lvl_99] veggie is eating vegetable oil [Kaiser_lvl_99]> The people that talk in caps are fake. [Kaiser_lvl_99] Your cat is humping you Stupidton. [Kaiser_lvl_99] hahaha [Kaiser_lvl_99] mu hahahah [Kaiser_lvl_99] Cockton [Kaiser_lvl_99] hahahah..." |
279. Whee by spaztic on 11-25-2002 (2 comments)
"I'm back, because I am here. To make this point less pointless, I spent all of my lab period today messing around to get the searching stuff of SJ good and good. So now there's a search form at the bottom of every page. Enjoy, mofos..." |
278. "You can't drink without a fish." by spaztic on 11-21-2002 (19 comments)
"This is a pointless post, really...just to inform you all: I am not going to be around from probably today until next Monday...maybe Sunday, because I will be visiting the wide, empty, open places in Illinois. My theory is that as you get closer and closer to Iowa, the lands..." |
277. - by shorty on 11-19-2002 (5 comments)
"I go to Spain in 12 hours. Wish me luck you fiends..." |
276. Boring shit... by the lamer on 11-17-2002 (3 comments)
"I will be meeting with a 6' girl tomorrow, a rare commodity. If I find out that she is exactly who she is, BAM..." |
275. A Reunion Rap! by beauman on 11-16-2002 (9 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Home To Caucasian Occasion Yo Yo Yo, folks, Beau-Shaddy is off the hook! Causcasian Occasion has produced another hit, folks, so may it be seen be all! Shout outs to the proud owners of vaggicocks, and Greenbay Fudgepackers too! here it is, peeps... (B) I see this foo..." |
274. SJ Forums! Finally! by spaztic on 11-16-2002 (8 comments)
"The more antiquish viewers of SJ and it's earlier half-breeds (Mainly the old jzinx.com) may remember that semi-glorius time when we had a message board. Of course, it was a POS EZBoard but that's okay. In fact...the board is probably still up somewhere, but not worth refinding. Anyway, NOW there..." |
273. Football Season is OVER! WooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOooooooooo!!!!!! by beauman on 11-16-2002 (7 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Set mode stfu PLZ THX Yes, that means that I'll mostly be around more (whether you think that a good thing or a bad thing, that's something for you to decide :)). Halfway-bad season this year too, considering our Freshman season was 11-1 or 12-1 or something like..." |
272. /mewewewefdfggrgrg by shorty on 11-14-2002 (5 comments)
"/me go Spain soon. /me want candy too..." |
270. A quick note... by spaztic on 11-12-2002 (4 comments)
"SJ as it is today is officially 1 year old. To celebrate, I will not talk anymore. BYZ PLZ..." |
269. Who is you're fav. Porn Star by veggieman on 11-12-2002 (8 comments)
"Now, I was going to post this on the jcf but since the jcf is for fuck tits I won't waste my time with them because they will close the topic it anyways. They can have topics about whois the hottest guy/girl on the jcf but if you were to..." |
268. The Downfall of Western Civilization by spaztic on 11-06-2002 (12 comments)
"As the webmaster of SpiffyJuice I get to almost know some of SJ's news posters, and over time one thing that I've learned is that many SJ posters are very familiar with The Bible. Now I would like to take this news post to explain the occurance of one of..." |
267. Gonna move to teh countraaaAaaAAaayyy...... by velkasha on 11-06-2002 (3 comments)
"VOTING DAY! Argh. I've been extremely stressed out lately. First, I try to combine studying with ADSL (I got ADSL!!11 W00T!!!11!@%$#%$@) and UT2003. Doesn't work very well, as I imagined. The other thing is, I'm seemingly spending more time trying to figure out how to play UT2003 than actually talking..." |
266. Today = Shell ("C:\Program Files\Hell\highschool.exe") by spaztic on 11-04-2002 (3 comments)
"Public Sub School(strStfu as String) Dim KillTeacher as Boolean Dim intRedundancy as Integer Dim Awake as Boolean Const intInsanity as Integer = 42 Do Until intRedundancy = intInsanity intRedundancy = intRedundancy + (Val(txtAssignment.Text) * 1/2) If strStfu = "Now" then KillTeacher = True Goto SleepInClass End if Loop SleepInClass: Awake = False End Sub..." |
265. The high school senior year is mostly a waste... by the lamer on 11-03-2002 (6 comments)
"Spaztic may already know this since, AFAIK, Toledo is in Ohio. According to the Ohio Roundtable Online Library , which took the article from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette , "A national study has concluded that high school students' entire senior year is largely a waste, and that schools nationwide are failing..." |
264. I need a job. by peppa on 11-03-2002 (5 comments)
"Why? For the obvious reason. Not to discipline myself, not to have a good environment. I want the money. Once I have aforemention money, I can leave Idaho (or at least home). Maybe I'll visit Canada. Now, I am faced with a problem, but because I'm so lazy, I'll let..." |
263. Eating and hogwash. by the lamer on 11-03-2002 (6 comments)
"I heard people around my place say that its bad to eat too frequently. But I ate 6 (small) meals today and have never felt better. People say a lot of crap. Exactly why Spaztic (and other people with common sense) is correct about being able to think for one's..." |
262. Lama's back from the grave by the lamer on 11-02-2002 (8 comments)
"After spending a lot of time in hell, I'm back, I hope for good this time. I had an interesting conversation with an interesting girl today and man did it give me a testosterone spike. :..." |
260. Testing the shizzle by spaztic on 10-29-2002 (4 comments)
"Something's different. I'm not sure what, though. Oh yeah: new layout...taggyboard is in a new window. Erm...things have happened. No more evil iFrames. AM (AnnoyMike) is close to starting up. And yes, GenEX doesn't have a life. Or a penis. Oh yeah...the race for the 20,000th hit is well underway..." |
259. WHEN :P FROM am by evilmike on 10-29-2002 (8 comments)
":P The Foo is a person that glues pieces swordfish together. A really large swordfish ate salamander because he is a complete foo. Every foo that glues their hair to their grandmother is suddenly very pale. This Friday I let my cow make his final plee for freedom. I really..." |
258. Message of severe buh. by spaztic on 10-26-2002 (4 comments)
"Remember how over and over again I always talk about how I'm going to be revamping or redoing the site or whatever, and all you -really- get it a cross-breed of an earlier version, but very rarely get a new NEW version? Do you CARE? Well the last time I..." |
257. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODODOODODO !! TIMES! by veggieman on 10-26-2002 (3 comments)
"Oh man./ what a great fucker nighte.!! YAYH!H!EAHH!! My bro bro and I went to the movie JAXKAS~!! that was fgucking hilarious!!! I LOVE IT!!!!111111l;kjzsdf Then i went to a club with pp from the marketing company I work.. the fucking presendient was there he pay for everything and I..." |
256. Ha ha ha. Idiots. by evilmike on 10-25-2002 (10 comments)
"I have no school tomorrow so I get to sleep in and play computer games all day. You losers have to go to school. Ha ha ha. (I'm asking you to hate me. Do so; I like it...." |
255. The TRUE secret of CAMPBELL MIDDLE SCHOOL! by veggieman on 10-24-2002 (2 comments)
"Spaztic, you can put this in the pranks section if you wanna. But this is pure gold. I was lucky enough to uncover the secrets of CAMPBELL MIDDLE SCHOOL! Also, I was able to find out that Mazinkaiser wants to destroy the jj2 community with the power of CAMPBELL MIDDLE..." |
254. Worthless post. by spaztic on 10-21-2002 (9 comments)
"Random background images for sidebar. ph33r. Go visit h3r3 ..." |
253. computer of the gods by mcatis on 10-19-2002 (1 comments)
"yay i have finally gotten my new computer i had to buy a new keyboard because the old one wasnt ps/2 and thats what it needs but whats another $10 when you owe your wonderful uncle an end total of $911 now all i need is a new/good montior and..." |
252. Jack and Fish by spaztic on 10-18-2002 (2 comments)
"Nothing really interesting to say. I'm sick...stayed home today, got 14 hours of sleep, but I still feel crappy. Don't expect me to get anything done. I have a lot of extra work for school for one class so that I don't fail. At least all my procrastination last night..." |
251. Friday can't come quick enough. by shorty on 10-17-2002 (3 comments)
"Whoo, I'm just sitting here. I'm bored out of my mind and I don't feel like studying for the Chemistry exam. I have questions..ok just one. Why are people so stupid? We were talking about reducing subscripts in chemical formulas of compounds. Anyway, this girl asked "If you can't reduce..." |
250. fuck when subtlty doesnt mean shit--go to by mcatis on 10-17-2002 (2 comments)
"www.igunbg.com i cant remember how to make it pop up in a different window--gotta start writing this shit down holy shit last night was crazy ive never felt more alive the quote "this is what life is about" was stated many a time by myself igun stands for industrial gothic..." |
249. Special Numbers! Yay for special numbers! by evilmike on 10-17-2002 (3 comments)
"Don't you just LOVE numbers that are powers of 10? Every number that is a power of 10 is special. 10 is special, 100 is special, 1 000 is special, and even 10 000 is special! They are all good numbers oh yes indeed. Even 100 000! 1 000 000..." |
248. New Juice by spaztic on 10-12-2002 (15 comments)
"Fairly new layout...this isn't really much like I thought I was gonna make it, but whatever. The news will probably be revamped sooner or later so that it matches the leftbar a little better, also I'll be starting to organize Annoy Mike soon, or at least the form for submitting..." |
247. For spiffyjuice postArs by veggieman on 10-11-2002 (3 comments)
"Please contact me via ICQ or MSN or IRC. 18230596 [ICQ] allankey@hotmail.com [MSN] irc.quakenet.org nickname VeggieMan[GpW] [IRC] I need to give all spiffyjuice workers some information. Some of you already know what it is. Others don't so just get in contact with me soon. It's good information btw. You too..." |
246. JJ2 History in the making. by shorty on 10-10-2002 (12 comments)
"Mike, I thought that post was very well done. You know what I don't get...dirty jeans. And I don't mean jeans that you wore that are dirty, but jeans that are colored to look like you rolled around in the mud. Why would I pay some extra $20 for dyed..." |
245. You drug addicts. All of you. by evilmike on 10-10-2002 (13 comments)
"You are all a bunch of drug users. I have proof. I bet you like air. I bet you need it. Heck, if I asked you to stop using air, you would probably refuse. Why? It's because you are addicted. It's because you have made yourselves depend on it. Quitting..." |
244. An in-depth review of the game, #jj2 by electropizza on 10-09-2002 (4 comments)
"When it comes to reviewing games, one must point out every feature, advantage, and problem that exists in the game that is being reviewed. And this review is nothing but that. Ladies and germs, I present to you, the ultra-informative review of #jj2's new game, #jj2. #jj2 was released many..." |
243. I'm am equals to bored by evilmike on 10-08-2002 (3 comments)
"Because bordom mike have succomb at, I shall make attempt sound like the babble fish. Whole news post, this uses grammar of flaws. Read if want you to, yet difficult may arouse. This whole be typed out of head, though not used a translator! Rather I find rather fun makings..." |
242. i like candy apple faygo--its good for your upper oreo by mcatis on 10-07-2002 (3 comments)
"once again my math teacher has hurt my small fragile brain today she informed us what even and odd numbers are oh thank you so much for telling me this otherwise i would think i was in college buh anyway she also went on some tangent talking about the time..." |
241. Your mum is fsking Bollox by spaztic on 10-07-2002 (5 comments)
"Thank you for that, Britain. Anyway, as I loathe existance I do work...Once again I am going to be revamping SJ...sooner or later. It could come next week, it could come next month, it could not come at all. Yeah. Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions, feel free to..." |
240. Tests like Veg! by shorty on 10-06-2002 (4 comments)
"Purity: You are 85% Pure! Sex Test: I'll have sex with 1 person, who I love, at the age of 19. Anyway, hopefully my friends and I will hit the House of Shock tonite (www.houseofshock.com). It shall be... interesting. Those pictures make it look much worse than it really is..." |
238. Mmm....Flying pancakes... by velkasha on 10-06-2002 (0 comments)
"Ugh. Dark MooGoo looks like he's gonna starve...and I can't mail him money right now. So...bleh to that. And I was *supposed* to buy Maddie a new car, but since I don't have enough money to get her a nice comfy rocket, I'll buy her a Flying Pancake. But what..." |
237. Yay for ME! by veggieman on 10-05-2002 (0 comments)
"Hey hey. I just went and did a bunch of those tests at the thespark.com Sex Test says, I will have sex with 12 women. 2 of which I will love. Purity Test says, I'm 59% pure. Dateable Tests says, I'm 83% dateable. (yay) Wealth Test says, I will be..." |
236. Plotting the future. by peppa on 10-04-2002 (3 comments)
"Didn't see TOOL. Am v. irked. It seems that whever I go, I am surrounded by posers clad in Walmart-bought jeans dyed by Britney Spears, so I'm packing up and leaving for Iowa. Indeed there is not much there, but there is a Corncam, and that is ultimately more exciting..." |
235. ENGLISH YOU SPEAK! by veggieman on 10-03-2002 (4 comments)
"Here is a little email that I got. I'm sure everyone will find it funny. =============================== People in some countries go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world. . . Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT..." |
234. Feast your eyes on a wonder of graphical acheivement by spaztic on 10-03-2002 (4 comments)
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is my severely swollen honor to bring you this site. I'm sure many many long and hard minutes have gone into its production and that the maker's fingers are bleeding with bloody blood. Without further eggo (or something), I give you all RealOne Bjarni . Do..." |
233. NO. by electropizza on 10-02-2002 (6 comments)
"IM UR NEW SJ NEWSPOSTR AND IF U DONT LIEK IT U CAN EET FISH Uh, hello. Bye..." |
232. ..ccooomme....iiinnn.....sspppiiiffff........... by raindrop on 10-02-2002 (10 comments)
"------------------------------------------ BEFORE THE TRUTH IS LET LOOSE: ------------------------------------------ Damn. Wherever I go, someone follows me. So, you found out about the wedding, eh? But I didn't marry myself, that's where you got it wrong. Keep in mind the two stalkers are both on crack. The pictures are on my dad's..." |
231. We must celebrate a special occasion! by velkasha on 10-02-2002 (5 comments)
"Alas, for a special thing has happened! Spazboy (aka Jewboy) eloped with himself and escaped to the Bahamas. He successfully got married to himself, and is currently residing there (in the Bahamas). We have been trying to contact him for ages but were unaware of his wedding, so that explains..." |
230. I wrote something and if you dont understand it you suck. by evilmike on 10-01-2002 (3 comments)
"If you play jazz2, and hate idiots, or do a bit of both, you might notice there are some idiots who play jazz2. They come in all shapes and forms, but are usually annoying and like to bug me. A few months ago I thought it might be nice to..." |
229. PaNTSBReaD by spaztic on 10-01-2002 (4 comments)
"I've gotta get off in five seconds...just wanted to say that it seems that the infamous JEWBOY aka RAINDROP aka SPAZBOT aka SPAZBOY has decided to elope himself in the Bahamas. What does this mean for YOU? It means that Jewboy is gone, and ElectroPiZZa is IN! Be on the..." |
227. Mean Punky Football Coaches by beauman on 09-30-2002 (6 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: We Really Think Football Sucks (i plee pardon from veggie for complaining about my life a bit) Get this, alright? I had to work on the farm (the vineyard, to be exact) this saturday because it's harvest. sounds good, righT? right after the game last week, which we..." |
226. A worthless ranting by spaztic on 09-30-2002 (2 comments)
"I think everyone should have a stupid day once a month...a day where they don't have to go to class, and they sleep in and be a lazy fool the whole day. Yeah, and then we could eat lots of unholy foods and drink condiments and laugh at stupid things..." |
225. House Party! by veggieman on 09-29-2002 (2 comments)
"Yes yes. I think it's safe to say I drink too much. I couldn't post this post drunk because I was in another city at the time. I can however tell you a little story from last night. So I went to a house party a friend of mine was..." |
222. Burning alive inside...and loving every minute. by shorty on 09-26-2002 (6 comments)
"Haha, I get out of school yesterday, today, and tomorrow due to Isidore. Sucks to be you! ;P This is priceless. I just discovered my orchestra was online. The recording was bad, we were bad. Basically cover your ears and cringe. http://www.bandfest.com/2002groups/2002sounds/ben_franklin_HSstring_o.mp3..." |
221. For those of you in Math 103, We're not doing Section 2.7. by velkasha on 09-26-2002 (3 comments) [x]
"Oh, we're NOT doing Section 2.7. Tomorrow there is a stupid EXAM. Bah, and I don't even want to study. I don't really like this class. Everyone here acts like they have no...ears or eyes or whatever, and they don't even do that well... come on, am I one of..." |
220. damn i hurt by mcatis on 09-25-2002 (2 comments)
"on this night i participated in my very first practice for dagorhir most if all of you may not know what that is so i will explain dagorhir is medieval fighting with weapons made of pvc tubing and foam padding you can also make armor there are pages that tell..." |
219. Tiger Balm by peppa on 09-25-2002 (4 comments)
"Lovely stuff, isn't it? Burning, yet freezing? Pain in a pleasing tingling way. Like life! Killing, burning, carnage, dying, and all in a chillingly pleasing way! And it smells strongly too. After Canada is bought, heavy weapondry should be bought. All enemies of Canada will be killed. Then, with no..." |
218. Orange Juice of Dubiousness by spaztic on 09-23-2002 (9 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: The Only PBar That Smiles Back Until Your Bite Its Head Off (ha, goldfisch mofos) Life is full of many problems, joys, sadnesseseses, and controlled substances. I had a good weekend...from taking one-line screen shots of classic AutoVoice lines to breaking a lighter and shooting "butane" up my..." |
216. Hm. by peppa on 09-22-2002 (5 comments)
"TOOL concert, yay or nay? Ticketweb says that only 'concourse' and 'arena rear' are left, and it's $35, 25 of which I do not have. I do, however, have a tattered black dress to wear, just no stockings or armwarmers to go with it. And I've got no one to..." |
215. I am very sick. by evilmike on 09-21-2002 (2 comments)
"Yesterday I was chatting away in #jj2, and we happened to bring up the topic of spaceships entering our atmosphere. One of the people talking suggested that alien spaceships would burn up before reachign the surface of our planet. I suggested they would not, because the aliens would be so..." |
213. ode to the sdosih server by mcatis on 09-20-2002 (3 comments)
"as i sit in irc someone has the audacity to ask monobot to list the games already in prog-o-ris as i sit waiting to see my one and only friend a am crushed with hurt the my one beloved sdosih server has up and gone and left me for now..." |
212. Instinctive Stupidity by spaztic on 09-20-2002 (6 comments)
"Ah yes, could it be that we're actually posting too much? There were five entries for 18th, w00, we're getting more posts than we did over the summer, but that's isn't exactly exciting news, now is it? I went to a Thousand Foot Krutch concert on Wednesday, dingit was there..." |
211. I actually feel like 'fuck' by veggieman on 09-20-2002 (3 comments)
"Yes, I can't believe it. I actually feel like fuck. My gf and I as you may not know were going though some problems. I wanted to break up with her. So we first went on a break from the relationship that lasted for about 4 days or something then..." |
210. Die. by peppa on 09-19-2002 (1 comments)
"I've been instructed to post here. This post shall not be one insulting all viewers; I want to leave a good impression. That will come later. Nor shall it be a post whining about how my life sucks 10x more times than yours. That will not come later, either. I..." |
209. Hello, my inferiors! Allow me to teach you Geography! by evilmike on 09-18-2002 (3 comments)
"Beeing the most smartest person working for this sight, I feel that it is my duty to share my vast, vast library of knowledge with you. It has come to my attention that most of our readers are probably doing so from the internet. It has also come to my..." |
208. I'm a sucker for.... by shorty on 09-18-2002 (9 comments)
"Cheesecake. My friend drive me home and we were suppose to do homework but instead we looked at our yearbooks. We finally decided to just screw homework, and instead went and ate cheescake. Yay for cheescake, it's supa good. If I marry, my husband better be able to bake me..." |
207. This is (not) a post. by velkasha on 09-18-2002 (4 comments)
"Please ignore all extra comments in Parenthesis. [THESE THINGS- (blahblahblah)] Just so (Shorty will not beat me up) I can do something besides (sitting around) pranx0ring idiots, I have (probably) made a (small) post. If you want the usual rant, here goes. I'm still amazed at the lack of intelligence..." |
205. april 19 1994 by mcatis on 09-18-2002 (3 comments)
"so im in jj2 with beauman and veggieman and can any one guess what the conversation was like hell you could veggieman said he lived in a shit town so i said that was a good song ofcourse everyone agreed but then we spent about half an hour trying to..." |
204. White T-Shirts! by shorty on 09-17-2002 (0 comments)
"Yesterday after school was pretty hectic. Eloria and me were waiting for her mom to pick us up at the bus stop and it started to sprinkle. No problem, we went under a tree. Then it started pouring I was wearing a white shirt...Blah! I ended up stealing her sweater..." |
203. Worthless Expenditures. by spaztic on 09-17-2002 (0 comments)
"Ssssecrets. This is a waste of a post. Velk and Peppa, PM on the JCF or something about what you want your username and pw to be, and also sometime fill out what you want for your profile. I'm still working on totally fixing the network at my house so..." |
202. Hi. I live here now. by evilmike on 09-16-2002 (7 comments)
"I'll post something later. You know, when I have something to post..." |
201. sometimes the sun makes me sneeze but thats a facinating story for another day by mcatis on 09-16-2002 (2 comments)
"hidey-ho neighboreino (holy shit--wilson wilson is sweet) anyway so i left my room last night/this morining at 12-something and found this written on our door-- a little reminder of last night aaron(smiley face) thanx again sexy! well do it again real soon! -your lover now for those of you who..." |
199. Results are in by spaztic on 09-16-2002 (10 comments)
"Here are the grande results of the dumb poll I asked you all to take twenty-five years ago: The winner for the guys was overwhelming EvilMike, so he will become a n00zposter, and for the llllladies the winner (by but a single vote), was Velkasha. Welcome them to the staff..." |
198. SUPER DRUJNK TIMES!!! HAHAHH!!!!111111111 by veggieman on 09-14-2002 (3 comments)
"You guys.. I drink so much again.. hahahahhhh,.. but everyhthing isn't all good because shit is happening with my gf I unno wtf is up/ I;, thinking I havto end it the relationship.. nOT workin!11111 We qwnt to see that new toom Green movie.. IK was frinkcing durnk and it..." |
197. What an appropriate day to vote by spaztic on 09-11-2002 (31 comments)
"It's 9-11, but I honostly don't care very much. I would get ranting about corporate America and patriotic commercialism and media hype but I'm not going to. Oh, and I really don't like America as much as I think I should. Screw you. The real point of this little topic..." |
195. Everyone's new motto: LiF by spaztic on 09-09-2002 (3 comments)
"That's right, proclaim it from the streets: LiF: Life is Fsk. Today is the day and age where everyone has jumped into the depression bandwagon. It's "in" now. Of course, no one knows what they're talking about and everyone's looking for some free sympathy, but who cares, eh? We all..." |
194. YARASI, HOO KA SEI! KASANO! FAKE JAPANESE!!!!!!! That's BF1942 for ya. by beauman on 09-09-2002 (2 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: Your My Next Hood Ornament Ah, just for all you watching the "Bullard High School JV Football Season", we lost to Edison High School, 12-29. Yes, sux0rs. Go figure, we have 12 people injured and 3-6 first string people out, including our Quarterback. Also it seemed our coaches..." |
193. Tasty Whale Meat! by veggieman on 09-06-2002 (2 comments)
"Hohoho. All you sick little bastards are gonna love this. Click this NOW! If that link doesn't load the movie right try these links http://rezrov.perp.com/whale/whale-hi.mov Hi-Res-Movie http://rezrov.perp.com/whale/whale-mid.mov Mid-Res-Movie http://rezrov.perp.com/whale/whale-lo.mov Low-Res-Movie All viewable with Quicktime..." |
192. Hey hey hey, childrens by spaztic on 09-04-2002 (26 comments)
"This is a semi-important post. I am asking that all SJ Staff members reply to this post with what they want in their personal profile in the About Us section. It can be any length, though preferably long. You can answer the questionaires that are in the current About Us..." |
191. Frank and beans by spaztic on 09-03-2002 (2 comments)
"I have a new passion for hating school. My only consolation is basically not having to wear uniforms like I did at The Cage. Actually I take that back, because on Wednesdays I have to wear a collar shirt and tie and....gah it's torchure like a bucket of shizzle. Plus..." |
189. w00t! it's Fr1d4y! And i have practice on saturday.... by beauman on 08-30-2002 (3 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: We Know School Really Sucks Yes, thank god it's Friday! 3-day weekend, i might actually get more than 4-6 hours of sleep.... cept that i got practice on saturday from 9-11am... *mutter mutter* maybe we'll get lucky and a plane will crash into our practice just because our..." |
187. Sneaky Sneakages by spaztic on 08-26-2002 (4 comments)
"At school...I've had a pretty dull time since I got my comp taken away, and even after chugging sleeping pills I can't get to bed by 1 AM. I've been ending up reading The Fellowship of the Ring. Sad part is, I'm almost done. I've also been laying around and..." |
186. Jack Handy by veggieman on 08-25-2002 (3 comments)
""I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out..." |
185. why did i come back? by raindrop on 08-24-2002 (1 comments)
"well, a few things. i am back first of all, and second of all, school starts tuesday. i cannot however be attending unless i visit something we call the doctor. so that is good and bad, because missing the first week totally sucks since you have so much to get..." |
184. Friday! Yesssss! by shorty on 08-24-2002 (2 comments)
"School is just... blah. My life is vanishing before my eyes..." |
183. They love to see you fall, they love to watch you suffer by spaztic on 08-20-2002 (8 comments)
"I shall be non-existant (probably) for the next week or so (at least). Why? Well I have this habit of staying up until 4 AM every night and getting up by at least noon, and the speaker set-up in my room is now 16 speakers big, meaning that when I..." |
182. Help me... by shorty on 08-20-2002 (6 comments)
"School tomorrow... need I say more..." |
181. Drunk Times by veggieman on 08-18-2002 (4 comments)
"Heyo.. It's your old pal veggie reporting.. after a long night of drinking a fucking bottle of Canadian Club Whiskey and I had a whole fucking pizza at Pizza hut before hand. Anyways.. fucking Pizza Hut Piza and Canadian Club.. holy shit.. Either first time I've ever throw up from..." |
180. SHINE GET! by spaztic on 08-17-2002 (4 comments)
"Yeah, on a scale of one to ten, my life sucks. But that's not news. I really dopn't have anything to say. I haven't been nearly at all all week because I get to play the drums for a church event all week. On that note, groupies rock (obviously one..." |
179. It's That time of year again... No... the other one.. Not that one, the REAL shitty one! by beauman on 08-16-2002 (3 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: Thank God It Isn't Football Practice Anybody notice i change that little link every post or something? heh. anyhow, Football practice sux0r.... especially with the bad air quality and practicing till 10pm and after, heh. Lemme think........ tommorrow i setup computer network for teacher's classroom, become system administrator........" |
178. WheeFun by raindrop on 08-15-2002 (3 comments) [x]
"yAy. I got my camera! I gotta get a 128 mb compact flash card sometime (it came with an 8mb) and stack up on AA batteries. (For those of you who don't ever read my spam, it is the new Canon Powershot A200 ) Anyway, it is a pretty good..." |
177. Thoughts on a present day issue. by shorty on 08-11-2002 (9 comments)
"I know this is so random but I felt SJ needed one momment of serious debating so tell me... What are your thoughts on abortion? Any jokes of any kind will not be dealt with and I will delete them (at least, I think I can). Hopefully, no one would..." |
176. Take the Canadian Sex Quiz by veggieman on 08-09-2002 (13 comments)
"That's right. The Canadian Sex Quiz. Take the greatest quiz in the world. All the kids are doing it and now you will too. Click Here. NOW..." |
175. Critiqueing Spaztic's New Site Layout by beauman on 08-08-2002 (7 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: We Really Suck Yes, i'm quick to judge, even since he hasn't finished yet... i woulda just bugged him on AIM, but AIM isn't working or Trillian is having problems with AIM or AOL deleted my AIM account on an accusation of possesion of Goblin Porn.... not that..." |
174. Take my Quizzie by spaztic on 08-08-2002 (7 comments)
"Take the Quiz! It's well worth your time, believe me. Don't worry, I don't expect anyone to do well at all..." |
173. I got bit by a fish - old school, word? by spaztic on 08-08-2002 (1 comments)
"Yeah, so the network is down (already said that once didn't I? Screw you). I've been getting online very rarely, which is incredibly unlike me, but until the network is fix0red you're gonna have to deal with it (I'm sure you'll need therapy, because everyone loves me and likes to..." |
172. Hm. by shorty on 08-07-2002 (4 comments)
"I'm back and have nothing to do..." |
171. Fu><0rs by veggieman on 08-05-2002 (1 comments)
"Before I post the other little conv. I had with the moron skater kid. Here is a web site everyone should go see Strong Bad E-mails! ============================================= Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. circa_man/zerofreak@skateboard.com???? says: hey circa_man/zerofreak@skateboard.com???? says: hi VeggieMan says: hi..." |
170. Morbidly obese mayonnaise smackers by spaztic on 08-05-2002 (2 comments)
"Got back from Indiana (I don't know why I said I was going to Illinois, but alas, neither do I care). Because I'm sure you want to know, it was the best time I've ever had at Taylor (I've been going every year for about the past 6 years). I'll..." |
169. Alas, the meaning of life by raindrop on 07-31-2002 (7 comments)
"YES! IT HAS BEEN REFOUND! BWHAHAHAHAH. AFTER MANY SEARCHES ON GOOGLE AND MANY ATTEMPTS AT FAILED DOWNLOADS IT LIVES. http://raindrop.myip.org/shiz/tunak_tunak.rm (Feel the power of my slow server.) Haha, just go download it, it's only about 6 mb. Much greatness. :P It's the best music video ever, I had it a..." |
168. And as the curtain falls... by spaztic on 07-31-2002 (5 comments)
"On Thursday I will be leaving to travel and visit my friends and compadres in the vast field of Illinois at Taylor University. If anyone happens to be there, please walk up to me and then leave me alone, because I don't want to talk to you =P Anyway, I'll..." |
167. Had Your Angst Digest Today? by spaztic on 07-29-2002 (0 comments)
"Old, old Angst Digest (1994) Angst Digest is a now-defunct E-Zine Magazine thing that was on some old crappy BBS. Anyway, I was reading through this amazing compilement of literary masterpeices when I came across this tear-jerking poem I have decided to share with you all. The poem is by..." |
166. Ph33r mei skilz by spaztic on 07-27-2002 (3 comments)
"2 New Pranks in the Pranks Section! Aye, I have not been on much in the past two days do to an adventure known only as Windows XP Professional (pops pirated something, I was in disbelief when I found out). Anyway, after upgrading to the new version I must say..." |
165. And in a magical whisp of cash... NWN lands in thy hands of thy self. by beauman on 07-27-2002 (1 comments)
"SpiffyJuice: Unrelated to NWN :p A long time ago (approximately two hours, actually), there, a young man and his dear mother rode thier magical horseless wagon to the locale Stuff Emporium, while most of the locale townsfolk dubbed it Costco. A trip usually for those holding great patience if travelling..." |
164. Car Show..... Tiredness.... by beauman on 07-26-2002 (0 comments)
"SpiffyJuice: Where Hotrods aren't Ya, went to some car show my uncle's parent's bank was hosting for thier grand opening (ya, they own a bank... mainly does banking for collectible cars tho, yet surprisingly they're not jewish and they own a bank... i swear it's a miracle ;)). There were..." |
163. Bye bye. by shorty on 07-25-2002 (3 comments)
"Hey. I actually have life...how scary My friend convinced me to do this makeover thing tomorrow at the mall, and then afterwards to take pictures at Sharper Image. Yes, me in makeup! Never been done before! I can't say I am really happy nor unhappy...let's just hope I don't look..." |
162. Look! It's me! by defalcon on 07-25-2002 (2 comments)
"Wow! I exist! I'm posting something! Or Spaztic will hunt me down or something..(Don't get used to it though ;P) It's the Show (carnival thingie) up here, and we get a public holiday because of it, so it's a 3 day weekend. That in itself is pretty shizzy. The show..." |
161. *sigh* Part 2. by shorty on 07-23-2002 (3 comments)
"Hey everyone. Guess what I did today? Nothing and I'm still doing nothing. I'm sure if I was doing something, I wouldn't be posting. Nothing is never any fun but I s'pose it is better doing nothing than something I don't want to do. Anyway, now my brother is right..." |
160. Bad Rap Threesome! by beauman on 07-23-2002 (5 comments)
"SpiffyJuice: Home to Caucasian Occasion No, not that type of threesome :P But here's a rap, done in verses of 3's, each assigned a line, so look at Deez (ya, i can't rap). PARENTAL DISCRETION NOT ADVISED! =========================================================== Gay Man's Rap (Ageeably dedicated to Gino;)) I'm sitting in my room..." |
159. Extremely White Rap Time! by spaztic on 07-23-2002 (0 comments)
"Put the hasheesh down! It's time for that bad white rap that a few of my friends made a week ago. Click HERE to download the latest hit from the Caucasian Occasion. Trust me, it's worth your time =P And yes, my name is Chris..." |
158. *sigh* by shorty on 07-23-2002 (5 comments)
"Hey everyone. It's 12:12 AM and I am pleasantly content *smiles*. Sunday I went and saw a show called STOMP. It was people beating on things like trashcans and making music. I was pretty entertained by the whole thing; I had a killer headache afterwards though. Other than that, I..." |
157. I extremely want microphone by spaztic on 07-20-2002 (4 comments)
"Update!! SpiffyJuice Swag has almost entirely new products. Nearly ever thing has been changed. So...buy something already =P AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Me and Spanks talking to some l00ser in AIM who wants to light his penis on fire (don't we all): ----------------------------------------------- dannyBIG3: hey do you like..." |
156. Small little Prank by veggieman on 07-20-2002 (2 comments)
"It's nothing special.. but I havn't posted anything in a long time and I just talked to this dumb kid and that's all that I could get out of him. VeggieMan says: you are skater dude VeggieMan says: excellent hahahah says: ya how do u know \ VeggieMan says: remember..." |
155. I like food, but still... by spaztic on 07-18-2002 (1 comments)
"Plug: The Dementia of Magic Anyhoo, anyone seen that car commercial where there is a man and a woman on the beach and they're standing next to their car and their thoughts appear in block letters above their head? Well there's a part where they're showing a guy and his..." |
154. It's a Caucasian Occassion! by spaztic on 07-15-2002 (12 comments)
"Anybody in the mood for some bad white-rap? Just wait, just wait. I'll hook you up with some a'them muddafsk ha-sheesh smokin' bad mofos getting jiggy-down wit dem microphones ASAP, I just need my dawgs to rip me their C-to-the-D, and it's all good. Etc. Ye-ah, my friends got bored..." |
153. Haha by raindrop on 07-14-2002 (5 comments)
"My Virtual Model Go MSN! LoL. Shorty and I had lots of fun playing with this thing last night. n.n Ugh. Camp starts tomorrow and continues through out the week. Until Thursday or Friday? :\ Oh well. I have a laptop with the sims. However, I need to get Hot..." |
152. Gah by spaztic on 07-14-2002 (1 comments)
"Must...go...to...Detroit. See...Warped...Tour. Gah! I will sell my soul for tickets..." |
151. Real News by raindrop on 07-12-2002 (1 comments) [x]
"First of all, I would like to remind you all that you can send BOB ALLEN hate mail at BOB_ALLEN@itookmyprozac.com If you don't know who BOB ALLEN is, check out #BOB_ALLEN on Quakenet. (irc.quakenet.org) Also, nice update Spaztic, the site fits more now. The pranker is great fun, I just..." |
150. MegaTokyo by spaztic on 07-12-2002 (3 comments)
"Gah all, Beau showed me MegaTokyo and now I'm hooked. So far there are nearly 300 4-panel comics to read, and I've read 50 as I write this, but by next week I'll have them all read, indeed. It's about these 2 guys who try to get into E3 (if..." |
149. Oh, look. by spaztic on 07-11-2002 (3 comments)
"Sometimes I wonder if the SJ n00bs realize that anyone can post replies/comments and tag on the tagboard. Fools. Oh yeah, whether or not you noticed, I kind of changed around the news posting format just a tiny, tiny bit. Yeah...just slightly. And it's all Beau's fault, too..." |
147. 04 by beauman on 07-10-2002 (2 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: Where errors like Today, a new mating call was discovered, called , used by one Erronous Lazinous Spazticinous. Usually it is called right above posts in mating spots known in such places as Spiffyjuice. Be forewarned... such mating calls are quite unrulely....." |
146. - by raindrop on 07-10-2002 (5 comments)
"I hate you all. I hate everyone. -raindrop And so now...I will push the big red button. Because the picture refuses to show, go here. The big red button located in my house..." |
145. Pretty Fishes by spaztic on 07-10-2002 (6 comments)
"Lots of format updating, incase you didn't notice. There will be lots of minor updates as time passes, little bits at a time. There will most likely be killing of some sections (I may kill the Pictures section for example). But I will also be adding more sections, perhaps, as..." |
144. I'm BACK! by beauman on 07-10-2002 (0 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Hot Jewish Fish Eating Filthy Hebrew-Sauces. For Free! Ya, i know, you all wish i just stayed there and suffered... but hey, i'm back, live with it :P The camp was, in an escense, hell.... the fact of 3 practices first day, 2 practices second day was bad....." |
143. Football camping we a-go.... by beauman on 07-07-2002 (0 comments)
"The SpiffyJuice: Hot Jewish Fish Eating Filthy Hebrew-Sauces. For Free! ick... going to school to get on the bus to football camp pretty soon... at least we're not staying that long, but still, gah....... it's prolly gonna be hell, hehehehe. wish me luck?:P i'll prolly post about how bad or..." |
142. The What-We-Do-At-3AM-At-#jj2 Show!! by spaztic on 07-07-2002 (3 comments)
"http://www.iowafarmer.com/corncam/corn.html It's from Iowa, it's a Cam, it's all about corn! Everyone is talking about corn and how it makes you want to touch yourself in that special place (in more poetic terms, your "hoogle doogle" and "cootchie cootchie"): Wildie> How corngasmic! VeggieMan[GpW]> I got cream of corn all over..." |
141. HAPPAY INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by beauman on 07-05-2002 (0 comments)
"ya, we americans are partying, it's kewl. of course, tommorrow night i'm going to have to do ground flower dance, but uhhhhh........ ya.......... i just realized i'm tired.......... o well, maybe if i play some morrowind i'll wake up :D. or something. ya............." |
140. Vote! by spaztic on 07-04-2002 (2 comments)
"Should I revamp again..." |
139. Hello at 12:30AM Central time. by shorty on 07-03-2002 (5 comments)
"I look at the camportal section and I see...me. I was very surprised and perhaps even a little confused. Anyway...I have been doing nothing. I know you expected this post to be full of info, but it isn't. Sucks to be you/me/everyone..." |
138. Updatage by spaztic on 07-02-2002 (0 comments)
"There are 2 new games in the Downloads section (Xargon and Radix) plus there is a new Emulator for the NES (whoo!). And in the Programming section I finally uploaded that accurses speech file for the SpiffyBot. No more voice.dll errors or whatever, plus now everyone can hear him talking..." |
137. The sporatic shib-shot by spaztic on 07-01-2002 (1 comments)
"Here it is, one of those posts where I plug the crap out of people. First off, Unkosher once again has a completely new layout (I'm pretty far back on that one I'm sure). It is through her delicious greased-pig camportal that I have gone on a spurt of finding..." |
136. Heylow by spaztic on 06-30-2002 (4 comments)
"I forgot to mention - yesterday I uploaded 3 new Pranks . One new one by me, and two new ones by a new pranker: Peppa (more commonly known as Cobra). Lick your lips. Etc..." |
135. Buhh-huh by spaztic on 06-28-2002 (4 comments)
"Got back from camp a few hours ago. It was a spiffing good time, I met a bunch of new fools and got one of those neat sunburn things that you always hear so much about. I also got to goose someone again. I would go into more detail, but..." |
134. IT WORKS! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! SO UBER-1337!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA by beauman on 06-25-2002 (5 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: We Really Suck Ya, i made it work................. with a few technical difficulties that took me a while to solve. of course, i'm not sure if it's a good thing that i'm back *looks side to side, wary of shorty and phoenix*. and the fact that i havn't..." |
133. Hmmm by shorty on 06-25-2002 (2 comments)
"Shoot me and bury my body in a deep hole. In other news, I went to an ACT prep class Saturday. The guy who gave the class received a perfect score on the ACT, and half of the people who received perfect scores this year took his class. Anyway... I..." |
132. Heylow by spaztic on 06-23-2002 (1 comments)
"Well I haven't been able to get online for about a week, and I'm writing this from dingit's house about an hour before I leave for a camp for a week, so you'll have to bear with the pain of not hearing from me for nearly two weeks. Whoooo I'd..." |
131. This one time, at music camp..[okay, so I ripped the phrase, sue me ;)] by defalcon on 06-22-2002 (3 comments)
"W00t! Tommorow I get to go to music camp, basically, for percussion. I get to hit things (yay!), and talk to my friends (yay!), and eat yucky food (okay - downside number 1), and spend a whole week stuck in a cramped little room (downside number 2), and do choir..." |
130. A new post? This can't be! by shorty on 06-18-2002 (6 comments)
"Late News: I finally got my hair bright red, but then I went swimming and it faded to orange. So I got it fixed today and now it is a dark reddish purple. Whoohoo! Anyway....I'm going to a camp this week at my old elementary school. I'm a counselor along..." |
129. SW337 M07H3R H0LY G4H!!!!!!!!!!! by beauman on 06-15-2002 (5 comments) [x]
"SpiffyJuice News: We Really Suck *looks fanatically at all his computer parts that arrived, with a big grin* *hugs the case, stroking it lovingly* *was about to stroke the cpu, then realized that wasn't a good idea* I need a life, don't I? :) Ok, so it's my first time..." |
128. guess i should post. by raindrop on 06-14-2002 (0 comments)
"i hate spaztic. i know what an e/n site is, but what the heck does it stand for? anyway, you people with no life (i'm not saying that i do have one) should talk to spazbot. he knows absolutely nothing and will spit responses generated from crusty toenails. aim: shpazbot..." |
127. Educated Guess by spaztic on 06-12-2002 (3 comments)
"I suppose I should stop slacking when it comes to my ultimate duty of finding a tiny list of massively spiffed sites for you all to check out. I haven't been up-to-date as far as a lot of the E/N and cam community goes, but one of my other favorites..." |
126. Must kill evil proxy by spaztic on 06-11-2002 (3 comments)
"Okay, so the good news is I found out how I can visit all of my favorite E/N sites and why they weren't working. For some reason if I don't use www in the URL address it works. I don't know why, but it does...so nyah. I even have to..." |
125. once again... by raindrop on 06-10-2002 (0 comments)
"i know. i haven't posted in forever. but hey, it's summer. there is just so much going on. anyway, the newest thing with me i'm working on. it's a little mp3 thing. if you have nothing better to do than wait for files from my crap server to download, then..." |
124. Getting eyesore by spaztic on 06-10-2002 (0 comments)
"Gah, I have driving school for the next four days. It's basically three and a half hours of sitting on my butt listening to the teacher drone on and watching corny movies of driving safety and information and/or watching people die. Fortunatly watching people die is something I'm very into..." |
123. Terrorist plot? by shorty on 06-10-2002 (2 comments)
"I do not appreciate al-Qaeda trying to harm the US once again. Today Abdullah al Mujahir aka Jose Padilla was caught after plans of detonating a "dirty bomb" in D.C. were found. For ya'll who don't know, basically a "dirty bomb" consists of waste by-products from nuclear reactors wrapped in..." |
122. MWAHAHAHAHA! FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by beauman on 06-09-2002 (2 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: We Really Suck It's been a while since i posted, but hey, i'm a busy person... but the good news: YaY! i went and grabbed the NEW Plexwriter 40/12/40A, which means i can write at speeds of 40X!!!!!!!!!!!! the FASTEST ON THE MARKET!!11!!1!11 Best of all tho, it's..." |
121. CV",pmon you guys!1 by veggieman on 06-07-2002 (2 comments)
"hahaaaaaaa.. .Jezze.. I went drinking tonight cuz wii h was my friend birthday.. HE ISSSSSSSSSSS 20020202 YES!! 20! WOWO!! HE IS A BIG BOY!@!! aynways.. I was the only wwwione reraly drinking.. the r cool part is were gonna have a lacn party of tgtata1222 3 sp,epme saod sp!! amyway..." |
120. Buhh-bye by spaztic on 06-07-2002 (0 comments)
"VelKasha: Hurting those who have not hurt you, is not good. Spaztic: But it's so fulfilling Yeah, life is crap about now. I hope you all are enjoying it, as for me I think I'll go kill something/someone. Enjoy life..." |
119. I don't like shoes. by shorty on 06-06-2002 (3 comments)
"Last night I went to a general admission NickelBack concert. Yvette and I arrived at about 3 pm and then we waited 3 hours for them to open the barracades. I was the first one let in...and I was walking all calmly up the ramp and then all these girls..." |
118. Stop poking me by spaztic on 06-05-2002 (1 comments)
"Die, please..." |
117. Whoo-doggy by spaztic on 06-02-2002 (9 comments)
"Graduation parties are a pain in my thick hide buahcl;kr32. Praise the Lord. School ends this Wednesday! Hahaha! Me, mcatis, dingit, and maybe some others will hopefully be able to get together and drive way out into the middle of nowhere (mcatis's uncle's) and have a big bon fire where..." |
116. pr0n for pyr0s by spaztic on 05-31-2002 (0 comments)
"Join the navy! First of all, this looks uber-spiffy. This is another CD of them that I will buy that has a crap-load of songs that I already have and very few that I don't. It will also be my 7th of their CDs, but there are so many more..." |
115. Do me a favor will ya? by shorty on 05-30-2002 (1 comments)
"Hey! Go here http://www.geocities.com/antgoesmarching/ Ya I'm too lazy to do all that url nonsense so just copy and paste. Pretty please? It's a site one of my bestfriends made about his life, the great fantastic cuddly Gino! Ok ya, I know it's nothing special but he worked hard on it..." |
113. Not dead...well, not totally (I used real HTML this time. YaY for me. ^.^) by raindrop on 05-28-2002 (1 comments)
"Okay, you all like kick the jewboy off and all. It wasn't entirely my fault. Or at least that's not what the judges thought when I filed a 13 million dollar lawsuit against Microso-- oops. Anyway, it WAS Microsoft's fault. On all of my computers running IE I kept getting..." |
112. Look at the new nothing! by spaztic on 05-26-2002 (2 comments)
"Recently today in #jj2 in IRC it was discovered that the goal of 10,000 hits was only 25 hits away, and thus 5 or 6 different people all were hitting reload over and over again. In the end Velkasha scored the 10,000th hit while I only managed to get the..." |
111. Another day. by shorty on 05-26-2002 (4 comments)
"I can say safely say the party was one of the worst I have ever been too. Of course, Gino liked it because his boyfriend Ben was there and ya...there was some freakiness next to me while I was on the couch. Also, that had to be the skankiest clothed..." |
110. Lots of Updating by spaztic on 05-25-2002 (0 comments)
"Well, I've been "away" for the past week or so, and whilst I couldn't get online, I was able to accomplish a shibby-load of new shibby, so ROCK: - updated this main page. are you blind? like the background? - TAGBOARD! Look to your right! Doesn't that tingle you? ..." |
108. O... Spiffy built-in greymatter posting browserness... by beauman on 05-20-2002 (0 comments)
"SpiffyJuice News: We Really Suck actually, that's old news... but i just noticed how spiffy it was :) Anyhow, today we had a big storm at begining of 6th period... we're talking wind, hail, thunder, and YES, even lightning... to tell ya the truth, lightning struck the North Gym, and..." |
107. Nothing. by shorty on 05-18-2002 (1 comments)
"Update: Only 3 more necessary days of school! Praise! Oh and here's a story. Before going to see a Broadway play last night called "Saturday Night Fever", I went out for dinner with my mom, my best friend, and my best friend's mom to the Aurora Steakhouse. There was this..." |
106. Look! A fish! by spaztic on 05-17-2002 (2 comments)
"We need some variety, here, people. One big spoonful of uniqueness. Once upon a time I dreamed of a place where the cats could roam into microwaves without any severe causes for concern, but now I find myself trapped in an endless maze infested with rats. Rats with big teeth..." |
105. Hoo-hah, foobars by spaztic on 05-15-2002 (2 comments)
"I see that Squinty is in his new site plugging stage, so I'd thought I'd do him a favor by linking him . There, you have gotten four hits from me. Your welcome. Buh, I know I had something to say. Maybe not, nevermind. Back to nothing-land for me. Enjoy..." |
104. New Stuff!! by spaztic on 05-13-2002 (5 comments)
"First off, big and spiffy news: WE HAVE MERCHANDISE CRAP! That's right, kiddies, buy SpiffyJuice T-Shirts and, eh...other stuff! Just go HERE ! Over time I will be periodically changing what some of the T-Shirts say and stuff, so if for some strange reason you want to buy something, do..." |
103. Breakthrough News. by shorty on 05-12-2002 (4 comments)
"With the presence of VeggieMan, he helped aid in my decision of what to be when I grow up. We have decided on difficult task of me being a porn star and Veg will be my manager. What would I do without him? Please, post good porn star names for..." |
102. Ouch, that tickles by spaztic on 05-09-2002 (3 comments)
"First thing's first: Happy May 9th, everyone! Now onto business. You may consider checking out Joey's site as she has put up a new layout which is mucho different from her past couple. I mean only good when I say that it's "spiffy". *says something serious* Now everyone who is..." |
101. God Forbid Fucking Saudi Arabia... by beauman on 05-08-2002 (4 comments)
"(earlier posted on the JCF, except censored more) I'm sorry, but after hearing about the shit that i've heard, this is BullShit! I'm venting it here and now... You all know how Saudi Arabia, our "Allies", have been putting those PR commercials on the air, talking about how they've been..." |
100. Spider Man... by the lamer on 05-07-2002 (2 comments)
"Saw it yesterday, not bad, I liked the scene where he catches MJ and her lunch when she slips and the way he dealt with Flash and the other bullies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..." |
98. Smokin' Dupes by spaztic on 05-05-2002 (0 comments)
"Welcome back to the backwards influence of rascist riot priorities. Twice removed. Don't lick the ceiling unless the shoelaces are inbetween the French cars on Tuesday. If I had a car for every time I lost my fingernail then I'd have enough people to start a recipe. But unless the..." |
97. Legal age to have sex. by the lamer on 05-01-2002 (10 comments)
"I was doing some research concerning legal age to buy alcohol, cigarettes, etc. and I stumbled onto http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm and http://www.hri.ca/children/youth/library/sex.shtml&e=922, which both say that sex is completely legal at 14, two years earlier than in most states of the US, and four years earlier than in the Philippines..." |
96. Gah by spaztic on 04-30-2002 (2 comments)
"No, I am not from Nox-Designs . In fact, my name is Noxious. or Noxy. You can call me Nox, but no, I am not THAT nox. Get it straight. Okay, his sight is pretty rux0r, but that's not me. So there..." |
95. Pumperknickle sleeps with the fishsticks by spaztic on 04-30-2002 (2 comments)
"Note to self: When online on a computer infront of the entire study hall, be sure to put the "-" in penny-arcade.com. Not a good thing to forget. You know what really freaking irks me? That for some reason from this computer I can't visit Unkosher, Irkable, and only sometimes..." |
93. The Bus Ride Home. by shorty on 04-29-2002 (3 comments)
"Actually Beau, the last real school day is May 16. I have exams the 17th - the 23rd which only involve me going in the morning or afternoon I think. And then 24th, 27th, and 28th I plan on just not attending because...they are unecessary unless you need them cause..." |
92. My first year is finally over, ahhh. by the lamer on 04-29-2002 (0 comments)
"But it resumes on May 27. I had 18 academic units this trimester, and 1.5 non-academic, which brings the total to 19.5 units. I'm beginning to get burned out because I'm at school from Monday to Saturday, 7 am - 3pm Mon-Fri, 6am - 12 pm Sat. My GPA this..." |
91. *mutters* stupid lexmark/cannon crap *mutters and mumbles some more* by beauman on 04-29-2002 (0 comments)
"BAH! Lexmarks are EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL (not that evil exists), and possibly cannon too... i've been trying to get this Lexmark to work... i did everything BY THE BOOK, and you know wat happened? it didn't work... i tried printing, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo, it said it dosn't work.... so i try uninstalling my..." |
90. Dope Nose by spaztic on 04-28-2002 (0 comments)
"I had something important to say. But I forgot..." |
89. - by shorty on 04-28-2002 (4 comments)
"This post will be about the messed up world. 1. I'm sure we all heard about what happened in Erfurt, Germany. A recently expelled student shot and killed 18 people at his school, along with himself. 2. Friday night, a man broke into a home in downtown New Orleans. Once..." |
88. Just some random useless news by veggieman on 04-28-2002 (2 comments)
"Got my final report card back today.. 3.7 GPA for the sem. giving me a 3.6 GPA overall out of a possible 4.0 I rule. Also, today I bought a $1500 trumpet. I will be doing the university concert band thingy again this summer.. Oh yes and I will be..." |
87. sandy lake by raindrop on 04-26-2002 (5 comments)
"i was gonna post yesterday but i had a fever and felt crummy. probably considering i wore shorts since it was 90 out the day before, then it went down to 50s out of no where. anyway, as most of you know, sandy lake was our band competition. sandy lake..." |
86. Updatage by spaztic on 04-26-2002 (2 comments)
"Hello faithful viewers of SpiffyJuice. I have no idea whether or not you'll be able to see this message after I post it, but in case you do, ugh, whoo. During the next few minutes/hours/days I'll be updating SpiffyJuice to a slightly modified version that uses iFrames and has other..." |
85. - by shorty on 04-25-2002 (0 comments)
"First, thanks to all of you that posted opinions. In the future, other important topics will arise to get some inteligent conversations in here. Who knows...maybe one day we can have debates. I can't say I have any news about anything. There is a festival coming up this weekend, called..." |
84. - by raindrop on 04-24-2002 (3 comments)
"i got a new aim screename, which is spiffyraindrop (add me now.) anyway, tomorrow our band is going to sandy lake, a competion. shorty is hitchiking her way there and we are gonna hang out for the day. (she only lives in la and im in tx...) so that'll be..." |
83. Take this, you we;4koejtf;,lf! by spaztic on 04-23-2002 (5 comments)
"Die! Take to arms! She must be stopped! PROOF: 1. Ha! Fiend! ! 2. Take this, demon! ! 3. Don't buh with us! ! 4. I knew it all along! ! 5. So little and yet so much!! HAHA! ! I think I should stop using these controlled substances!!..." |
82. No Subject Needed. by shorty on 04-22-2002 (5 comments)
"My momma went to Germany, and left me with my father for a whole week. Let's hope I can survive, although something last night...really upset me. And of course, and with me being me, I will keep the anger to myself and have it grow within me, slowly consuming my..." |
81. long overview of this weekend. by dingit on 04-22-2002 (3 comments)
"friday- went somewhere dont remember it. oops. got home watched tv, found a penny, ate a slice of cheese fell asleep. saterday prolly woke up, went to spaztic's with mcatis, went to a bondfire and burnt lighters (what else do you do with them?) got home plate pissed off other..." |
80. Three cubic etcs by spaztic on 04-21-2002 (4 comments)
"I really don't have anything interesting to say. All I wanted to post is that soon I'll be posting a new program, called the Annoyer, a tool you can use for pranking and pissing people off, and that I'm working on a semi-new layout using an iFrame for all content..." |
78. Damn, that was one good movie... by beauman on 04-20-2002 (2 comments) [x]
"Training Day, a recommended see, good education right there, hehehe. lemme think... 2 movies to go.... we rented 3 movies at the same time, so sue me, movie weekend. So, your prolly asking "why the hell is this dude posting now?". i dunno, coulda been that threat by spaztic with..." |
76. Shakin' like an earthquake by spaztic on 04-18-2002 (4 comments)
"Don't make me pull out the fskstick on you other news posters, you don't want to agrivate me when I'm handling the fskstick. I have skillz. Fskstick skillz, even. Now, update or get beaten. Amish industrialists. Oh, yes, if you haven't already, Unkosher has a new layout up, and it's..." |
75. tornadoes. by raindrop on 04-16-2002 (2 comments)
"no more am i writing reports about them. one is hitting here. it should hopefully miss me...if not... read slim's jcf post, as i cant really type. i am quivering. it's in misc. EDIT: it's passing. i lived..." |
74. Elllmmmaaaa by spaztic on 04-16-2002 (2 comments)
"Hey! You stole my trailer! I like that. Methinks I should fix my network so that I can get online through the proxy, however I am too lazy. Because of this I didn't get to ABash at all. Poor me. I am making a new pack, though, probably my last..." |
73. Greatest Music Video of All Time! by veggieman on 04-16-2002 (4 comments)
"http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300 David Hasselhoff creates probably what the funnyest music video I have ever seen.. I can't believe how bad it really is.. It's so bad it's funny shit. If this link doesn't work for you try http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/ then go to the speed that works best for you..." |
72. if youre 555 then im 666--whats it like to be a heritic---slipknot by mcatis on 04-15-2002 (0 comments)
"last period i discovered that on thursday of next week im going to be the only person in my precalc class because everyone else is going to bgsu for physics oh well that means i get to sleep for 88 minutes speaking of cancer my favorite darwin award has to..." |
71. goody gumb drops get drunk by dingit on 04-15-2002 (0 comments)
"well it seems you two had fun your little trips, always fun i guess. weekends over and things eat. then yesterday was sunday and Mcatis had the "im multi talented- i can talk and piss you off at the same time" shirt on and i had the blurred "i think..." |
70. quickdraw, chicka chicka by raindrop on 04-14-2002 (1 comments)
"anyone remember those cartoon network commercials? ;P anyway, this whole week sucked. the most interesting thing that happened was playing baseball, tyler pulled out some boogers and started putting them all in the big thing of water. my friend warned everyone, but they kept on dipping their hands in and..." |
69. I'm back. by shorty on 04-14-2002 (4 comments)
"Hey, just got back from Tampa this morning (Sunday). It was nifty besides the 11 hour bus ride. The first day we went to a water park; second day was the Bay Walk and Busch Garden, third day was more Busch Gardens and a swim in the hotel pool from..." |
67. Boredom tastes bad by spaztic on 04-12-2002 (6 comments)
"Inside the wrench garden of humaity lies the buried remains of the inverted keyboard circuit. Once inside this animal, only a toothpick of injustice could slice beyond the scope of indecision. And yet we move onward towards large cups of poverty, without realizing the tasty disease that is knocking on..." |
66. Panda eating trees for rent by dingit on 04-12-2002 (3 comments)
"Absolutely nothing important in this post, specially not news or any suffesess of that sort. New show on mtv called "now what" randomly showing at 11:oo o'clock at night wins a some points for having made cheap ass comedy and random pointless lines. example: guy 1: "... well you could..." |
65. Woo! I remembered the site address! by defalcon on 04-12-2002 (3 comments)
"I remembered Spiffyjuice existed! Booya! Woo! Pranks! Veggie, you're killing me! Do you guys just go and randomly chat to people on ICQ for these! Lol! Arg, Windows XP seems to have a problem with my burner...that or my burner seems to have a problem with XP. Signing off, defalcon..." |
64. Hate Mail by autovoice on 04-12-2002 (3 comments)
"I hate you and you hate me. Send me hate mail. Well I got some or something. I'm sure you all know of the 'new' news poster, raindrop. He sent me some crap. He used my email address to sign up for a retarted message board. The best part is..." |
63. i hate internet explorer by raindrop on 04-11-2002 (1 comments)
"everytime i finish my post, i am looking over it to see how much it sucks. then ie closes. it really makes me mad. anyway, go check out the pranks, those are the greatest. after about 5 news posts i've been told i will be "voted" in or out. probably..." |
62. ROCK!!! by spaztic on 04-10-2002 (7 comments)
"I found this picture rather amusing. I guess it's what I get for being a JoeyCam fan. BUY ME, FIEND! Update: I got the PRANKS section done! Discover Waffles, Iowa, Canadian Sex, Supafly, Shibby, Shibbah, and Ladybugs! Feel the power! ROCK!!..." |
61. What does this button do? by spaztic on 04-10-2002 (1 comments)
"Ghetto salutations. My life is a vat of rotten piles of boring. Network crap disabled my supernatural abilities to get online the past few nights, so instead I contented myself to listening to Korn's Follow the Leader CD while playing Quake. Life is good. Last level of the first episode..." |
60. fuck fuck shit fuck by mcatis on 04-10-2002 (0 comments)
"i just said three fucking words and broke my silence but im going to continue the rest of the day anyway the site for more information about the day of silence go to this site "shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat"--untitled by blink-182..." |
59. day of silence--wed april 10 by mcatis on 04-10-2002 (1 comments)
""please understand my reasons for not speeking today i am participationg in the day of silence--a national youth movement protesting the silencd faced by lesbian--gay--bisexual and transgender people and their allies my deliberate silence echoes that silence which is caused by harassment--prejudice--and discrimination i believe that ending the silence is..." |
58. fuck the future and bite the past--my own shit will never last---MSI by mcatis on 04-09-2002 (0 comments)
"oh i forgot i have been informed by SNL that may 9 is national(?) orgasm day in brazil and by my friend saucymare that may 29 is national masturbation day for (i believe) the US just thought youd find that interesting the movie "supermodel invasion" rocks according to www.dumblaws.com in..." |
56. Think y0ung, driNk young by dingit on 04-09-2002 (0 comments)
"I believe thats on a diet pepsi commercial but im not quite sure. i never pay much attention, but when the tv tells me to think young and drink at a young age, im all up for that. to add another day to our spring break, the power went out..." |
55. GO LEAFS GO! by veggieman on 04-08-2002 (0 comments)
"HEy guys,,m how ya doing?> Remember how I told you guys how I was gonna past I mnea post when i was drunk well I 'm kinda durnk/drunk rightn ow.. I was over at this guys house he had a big leafs game thing watch the hockey game drink beer...." |
54. This is when I say something witty and creative by spaztic on 04-07-2002 (3 comments)
"I AM THE HIGH TECH KID. It has come to my attention that the 'cool' thing to do for E/N, or as in our case, wanna-be-E/N sites, is to barely ever update the news and barely update your cam and site. As you can see SJ is fitting into the..." |
53. Welcome Raindrop! *snickers* by shorty on 04-05-2002 (9 comments)
"It's Friday. This week lasted so long, I don't know what was up with that. I will be leaving Tuesday night to go to Tampa with my orchestra crew, yo. I will be getting back Saturday morning (I think). As always, it will probably be kick bootah and I can..." |
52. my real intro post by raindrop on 04-05-2002 (0 comments) [x]
"this is my real intro post. the other one i posted at 10 pm at night, and i still had to do all of my homework. besides the raindrop story. anyway, school was nice today. mr. donnell, the band director from hell, was gone, so we had a sub. and..." |
51. Heh. by spaztic on 04-05-2002 (0 comments)
"I have mono. That means I am expected to sit around and be lazy, doesn't that rock? I mean, it's like being ordered to live. Whoo. I'm still going to go to school next Monday, though, as well as hang out with friends this weekend, but I get to be..." |
50. Hello, user. by spaztic on 04-04-2002 (0 comments)
"As you may have already seen, there is a new newsposter, the official lieing jewboy himself, spazboy (aka raindrop). He is on newsposter punx0r probation, which means that if his news posts don't completely suck, he'll stay on the spiffyjuice team. This new idea is standard for all of the..." |
48. Almost not quite a fraction of an explanation. Etc. by spaztic on 04-04-2002 (0 comments)
"I am still sort of here. I'm sure about 3 of you are wondering what happened and where I am and will be, and why I suddenly sort of left without any real explanation. Fortunately for you I don't want to give an explanation. Instead I'm just going to say..." |
47. doorknob or the piece of rice ate my shoe by mcatis on 04-04-2002 (0 comments)
"im off to new york today to see my aunt because she won teacher of the year for the entire state of new york which is cool (also because new york rocks) the night with emily was fun in many a different way (hehehehehe) i have recently purchased the JEW..." |
46. ?wh4t is your favorite lucky shoe size by dingit on 04-03-2002 (0 comments)
"Mcatis and I spent the all wholey tuesday day dragging emily to mis cues,for but a minute, interstate lanes, in which we played about 10 games of pool, then off to taco bell, and finally meijers. we were out to midnight, and in those 4 hours i learned how quickly..." |
45. sforks are my anti-drug by mcatis on 04-01-2002 (0 comments)
"so dingit and me are "playing" tennis yesterday because we are really fucking suck and he realizes the point of our existance is to keep people from committing suicide let me explain first we tape on hour of our lives and then show it to the people who want to..." |
44. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by beauman on 04-01-2002 (1 comments)
"Ya, it's on tae front page of Jazz 2 Online, it was all a BIG FAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH... i swear, it was phunny seeing the community cry about GpW leaving (well, half of it anyway, the other half thinks we're too big and want us gone *cough* Shorty *cough* *cough..." |
42. Long live the Guru's by defalcon on 03-29-2002 (0 comments)
"I never was a part of GOd's Plan to Win, I never became a Guru of Proactive Warfare. But even so, I am gonna miss seeing GpW's around the place. Long live GpW, I hope Shadow does well in his professional gaming thing. Lord knows I wouldn't mind winning money..." |
40. Bah, fiends! by spaztic on 03-28-2002 (0 comments)
"Alright, this just pisses the piss out of me. I mean, okay, I was a horrible member as I never got a chance to play that often, but still ! Shad, have a heart! Oh well, I guess there's nothing I can do. We'll miss ya, Shad. Gah. The mood..." |
38. things about stuff by mcatis on 03-28-2002 (1 comments)
"ummmmmmmmm so you can get to my poems section now and i have 3 new ones to add but i havent gotten a chance to do that pre-calc blows but gummi bears rock i just bought a 5 pound bag for 2.99 at big lots big lots rocks i had..." |
37. - by shorty on 03-26-2002 (0 comments)
"Spring Break starts Thursday; however I get only 3 days compared to rest of the country that gets like a week. In other news, in orchestra we went to LMEA. LMEA is a pre-audition for State competition, where if you get good enough scores, the group can go play at..." |
36. Word. by spaztic on 03-25-2002 (6 comments)
"Fact: Getting enough snow to cancel my school when Spring Break begins in four days is not a good thing. In fact, I'd even venture to call it bad. I always feel bad when I post, becuase it feels like I'm pushing something more important downward. I spent a lot..." |
35. Eat the day by the lamer on 03-25-2002 (0 comments)
"First off, the subject has nothing to do with Wes Borland's old-new band. The Java Finals were open book (Yahoo!) but had problems that were hard as nails, luckily I used my head and made a solution in C (because that is always what I think of first) and then..." |
34. We have update-age by spaztic on 03-24-2002 (1 comments)
"Get this, a major update! w00t! The Downloads section has 2 new games! Elasto Mania and Team17 Arcade Pool! Plus, I realized that none of the other games were downloadable, so I re-uploaded them all! Huzzah! You got Wolfenstein 3D, NetHack, Pirates 2, and Blast Thru. Huzzah! Hurray! Go! Now..." |
33. When In Doubt by spaztic on 03-23-2002 (5 comments)
"Irkable took me off of her links. You are officially as offended as I am. Go to her site and give her a swift kick in the side. I love guilting people, so do you. Be a good child, now, child. It's about time , Defalcon. Welcome to the new..." |
32. Woo! Ahm in! by defalcon on 03-23-2002 (0 comments)
"I finally bothered to go check my email. I've been re-setup as a newsposter. Yep, now you otta put up with boring old me. Ahm learning Flash 5 in school, and my friend and I are ahead of the rest of the class. It's too simple really, but to piss..." |
31. Heh heh heh by spaztic on 03-22-2002 (0 comments)
"I got this pic from Leviathan (who was mailing to my OLD adress for some reason. It's lucky I saw that the message was 500k or so, becuase I usually just delete everything that comes to that address becuase it's all SPAM). Anyway, I think I saw this pic before..." |
30. HCIFLASATT,D! by dingit on 03-22-2002 (0 comments)
"holy crap its friDay lets all scream and thank turkeys,day;. thats right its that time of the week again where we dont pay attention in school just because its the weekend. Friday should be a glorious holiday. In other news ==>Perrysburg is Moving!? well according a weekly newsletter at least..." |
29. - by shorty on 03-20-2002 (4 comments)
"Apparently I didn't make myself clear of who Chad is. He is male and 15, and his boyfriend James is male and 19. Comprendes? Hey Veg, have fun gettin' drunk. The week is half over...praise da lord. Nothing is happening in life, as always. I chose my classes for next..." |
28. On the Matter of Stupidity by spaztic on 03-20-2002 (0 comments)
"I think I may have discovered a new hobby. Or maybe not. Anyway, I have a new thingy I enjoy doing and I thought you, being a SpiffyJuice viewer, would appreciate this. The things is this, whenever someone orders or asks you to do something, instead of saying "ok", or..." |
27. THEN BEER! by veggieman on 03-20-2002 (0 comments)
"Hey, I'm VeggieMan. I'm sure most of you know me. If not, my purpose here is to post when I get drunk.. but since I'm busy at college I haven’t had that much "free" time to waste. I'm done with classes and exams and and and.. EVERYTHING.. April 19. So..." |
26. Summer Vacation... by the lamer on 03-19-2002 (0 comments)
"If I were still in high school and an undergrad, school would have ended last week (School is usually June-March here) for me but since I'm a college freshman, in a university on a trimestral system, I have classes until the second week of April. The good part is that..." |
25. Mar 19 7:37 am Extension : 204 (fixed) by dingit on 03-19-2002 (1 comments)
"eight days till good ol spring brake. (8) Dont throw pencils at a kid 2 seats away from you it only gets you a detention. all of us here at this comp believe you should go to spiffyco.com which is helpfully placed under links to the right of this post..." |
23. Hooligans! by shorty on 03-18-2002 (4 comments)
"Spaztic said I should post...so here I am. In this post, I will be talking about recent events. All of which you, the reader, will not care about. Chad now has a boyfriend...kind of. The guy is 19, Chad is 15. I could've sworn there were laws against that nonsense..." |
22. Pants are you friend, fiend. by spaztic on 03-18-2002 (0 comments)
"I'm begining to wonder whether or not ROM sites still exist in mass, I've been searching and searching and I haven't found jack. I wanna play old cheap l00ser NES games, dammit, and now I can't do anything. Oh well, time for some more tacos! ------Begin IRC Chat Log------ Spaztic..." |
21. Winners still don't lose frogs! by spaztic on 03-17-2002 (6 comments)
"Apparently Someone wants to have their way with me. We've already gone over this, I only have my way taken with people named Bye. You are a stup. That reminds me, I'm currently playing around with an l33t game called Elasto Mania. You're this guy on a bike, and you..." |
20. If you see Jordan... by spaztic on 03-15-2002 (0 comments)
"-------BEGIN IRC LOG------- ASmdafdw: monobot eat shit you stupid motherfucker * Mono[lith-bot] eats ASmdafdw -------END IRC LOG------- Do yourself a favor and kill a crackhead: Click Here! Yep, nothing like killing green stick people becuase you're a blue stick person. It's genocide, really, but this has to do with drugs..." |
19. Let's bounce, this place is whack. by spaztic on 03-14-2002 (1 comments)
"AutoVoice: Never deny your eternal, undying love for me. Suck my toes. Alright, here it is! I found this site by total accident, and I must say that any site with the name Unkosher deserves a plug. Not to mention the spiffy layout and everything else there. Do yourself a..." |
18. Hi, I hate you all! by autovoice on 03-13-2002 (0 comments)
"Please note: (Reading this news post insures that I hate you.) As the subject states, I hate you all! If you don't who I am then I'm going to be 'nice' and take the time to explain it to the morons out there that don't know. I am AutoVoice! I..." |
17. I'm still alive. More or less. by spaztic on 03-13-2002 (3 comments)
"I spent this weekend in Illinois sitting on my butt watching other people jump off their butts. And we lost, too. That sux0rs. At least I got to stay in a hotel and swim and chill in a hot tub and crap. And play Euchre. And see old friends. And..." |
16. If in life you don't succeed, come to SpiffyJuice! by shorty on 03-13-2002 (0 comments)
"Not much is happening. I posted some new art crap and side7. I'm suppose to go with my freshman friend, Eloria, to the Sadie Hawkins dance and help her find a man. She says she's going to find me one, yet I don't want one. Go figure. In other news..." |
15. public note by dingit on 03-11-2002 (4 comments)
"merry 3/11?!!!?! its is three 11 day and we all should give a rats care. sp33king of wiches, spaztic is back from his trip and should start feeling better soon. that made sence. 3-11..." |
14. What dowth thow eateht? (shlong...?) by dingit on 03-11-2002 (0 comments)
"yes folks And folkesses that is yesterdays question of today. Damned school, mondays suck big juicy tangent turkey wings. i know its hard to believe it sucks that much but in a world where you have cats flying and turtles playing pinball, or maybe just hacking, you have to relize..." |
13. Behold the power by spaztic on 03-07-2002 (3 comments)
"The following is what sleep and internet deprivation do to me: Beware. I am watching you..." |
12. Shibby by spaztic on 03-07-2002 (1 comments)
"I'm at school now, on the school's POS computers. I bet in the seventies these babies were amazing, but now they're just piles. Oh well, they work. I haven't been able to get online much at all, and I've been fairly busy, so updaiting is going to be going pretty..." |
11. peanut butter on whole grain serial with recycled milk> by dingit on 03-06-2002 (1 comments)
"Tastyness eh? Then i Woke up. i love those dreams where you know your dreaming and your sort of awake so it just relax and enjoy, i think. I dont remember all of it but i was at school buying lunch and they had a song over the anouncments singing..." |
10. You are a screwball. by shorty on 03-05-2002 (0 comments)
"Did I already mention that life sucks? or rather, society..." |
9. Feel the etc by spaztic on 03-03-2002 (11 comments)
"So I quit and got some tacos. Speaking of tacos, I've been watching a lot of The Simpsons lately. Actually I've been watching a lot of a lot lately. Usually I don't watch much TV, but when you've got a proxy time limit, you get some extra time on your..." |
8. Piss at me. by shorty on 03-03-2002 (0 comments)
"I feel like crap and hitting someone, yet I don't even know why. Wait yes I do know why, Life sucks. The End. I hope you all enjoyed my story, if you didn't...I hate you. Lesson for the day: "The praise or dispraise is to me alike; One doth not..." |
7. Wheefun... by the lamer on 03-03-2002 (1 comments)
"Last Saturday, my car got hit by a Jeep, it is clearly his fault because my car was already three-fourths past his while I was making a right turn. The damage was estimated to cost 11,000 PhP, seeing as the driver was dirt-poor and filing a case against him would..." |
6. Ugh-ness by spaztic on 03-03-2002 (0 comments)
"I am stiff with pain right now. It's good pain, though. It means that I had a great time moshing and going psycho yesterday at the Nifty Tom 50/Ace Trouble Shooter/Justifide/Thousand Foot Krutch concert. Easily the best concert I've ever been to, and I can still feel it. Not only..." |
5. Yay. by shorty on 02-28-2002 (1 comments)
"The week is almost over. I'm so happy. No real news, unless anyone wants to go see some crappy art. Go to www.side7.com, and my Alias is Drifen or my real name is Mary Anderson (no one come and stalk me now). Tell me what you think if anybody actually..." |
4. Punkta! by spaztic on 02-25-2002 (2 comments)
"Comments are basically functional. There are still some minor problems here and there, but formats and everything are spiffy keen. Enjoy! Someone asked me what was all mixed together for the background of this page. Here's all that I mixed in: - Wes Borland's thank-you page in Limp Bizkit's Chocolate..." |
3. Ha! Second Post AGAIN! b00ya! by beauman on 02-25-2002 (2 comments)
"Ya, that's right, second post again... it's tight, u all know, ehehehe... this Graymatter is CRAP tho... it won't even accept ASCII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o well..." |
2. Progress by spaztic on 02-24-2002 (1 comments)
"Well, GreyMatter is 65.34215% up and running. The comments work, but they look pretty nasty, so I wouldn't bother right now. Other than that, the rest of everything is up, so you can enjoy that. Or something. Whee. GreyMatter rocks..." |
1. Test... by spaztic on 02-24-2002 (0 comments)
"When I tried "submitting my witty banterings to Veggieman," I got this error: Can't read ../spiffyjuice/old/000.cgi. Please make sure that your entries/archives directory is correctly configured and is CHMODed to 777, or try running Diagnostics & Repair in the Configuration screen. But my comments got through to the page when..." |
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