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Jennifer80: WAS WILLST DU?
[GpW]Electric: [GpW]Electric: Ich will ein Stück Kuchen, bitte.
[GpW]Electric: I don't speak German.
Jennifer80: WARUM HAST DU UBER MICH NEGATIV GESPROCHEN?
[GpW]Electric: I didn't speak negatively about you. In any way.
[GpW]Electric: Please speak English as I understand very little German.
[GpW]Electric: Besides, I didn't say anything rash. Chill out.
Jennifer80: DU HAST GESAGT,DASS MEIN DEUTSCH NICHT GUT IST!
[GpW]Electric: No, I didn't.
[GpW]Electric: I wasn't talking about your German at all.
[GpW]Electric: I didn't even mention the word 'German' or 'Deutsch'.
[GpW]Electric: Besides, I believe your German is perfect, I suppose you're German.
Jennifer80: ALSO SPRACH DU UBER MEIN ENGLISCH?
[GpW]Electric: Oh, come on .
[GpW]Electric: You should really start wasting your time on something else.
Jennifer80: VERSTANDEN
Jennifer80: ICH BIN ITALIENERIN
[GpW]Electric: Okay, fine. I like your haircut too.
Jennifer80: ICH SPRECHE DEUTSCH UND EIN BISSCHEN ENGLISCH
[GpW]Electric: Okay. I don't speak German at all and I speak fluent English.
[GpW]Electric: So what's your point
Jennifer80: ICH WEISS NICHT, MIT WELCHEN TASTEN VON PC DIE UMLAUT ZU SCHREIBEN
[GpW]Electric: Let me tell you one thing, de kaasschaaf is zwart.
Jennifer80: WILLST DU MIR DAS SAGEN?
Jennifer80: WELCHE TASTE .. VERWENDEN
[GpW]Electric: No, I don't want to say anything at all. That's what you're misunderstanding. What's your point of all this.
[GpW]Electric: You came here to ask me if I complained about your German or English?
[GpW]Electric: Do you really think so?
[GpW]Electric: That would be a waste of time wouldn't it!
[GpW]Electric: Oh, and I would also like to say thanks to my record label for accomplising all this..
[GpW]Electric: The oxygen of the cookie is triangular.
[GpW]Electric: besides, you and me have a baby together
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