eclipse: So you finally figured me out, eh?
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: What do you mean?
eclipse: All of those times I sold you out...you finally figured out that I was actually a spy for someone.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: i didnt say you were a spy
eclipse: So you DIDN'T figure it out?
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: but I didn't really trust you that much as I used to anymore after a couple of things happened
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: and I wanted to test if you were still a trustworthy friend.
eclipse: Well, I suppose you want to know who I have been spying for all of these years.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: Sure..
eclipse: I have been spying for the great master
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: not that I care much, because
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: there's nothing to spy on.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: I don't have any secrets for you to reveal
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: except for some personal matters.
eclipse: The supreme trickster
eclipse: And the master thief
eclipse: FIDO, MY PET CAT
eclipse: Well, now that you know I have been a double agent for FIDO THE CAT, I will also inform you that I am an agent of A.U.T.O.V.O.I.C.E.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: ....
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: what is your point?
eclipse: Annoying Umbrellla-Toting Oranges Veal Once In Central Europe.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: don't be arrogant.
eclipse: HAHAHA But who can not be arrogant when you are working for the masterful FIDO THE CAT?
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: now you're probably telling everything I say here to evilmike or other friends and u can all laugh at me again for the whole day yea
eclipse: FIDO THE CAT smiles while licking herself at your pety mortal insolence.
eclipse: One day, you will see the light and realize that the light is, in fact, IN THE BACK OF YOUR REFRIGERATOR.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: LOOK  MR PUSS FUCKER
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: dont play any games with me
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: I'm angry at you because I cant trust you
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: I told a joke to test how much i could trust you
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: and suddenly people like the winner and ninja really think im going to commit suicide?
eclipse: Yes! I told them all! ALL MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY TO STEAL YOUR CHEDDAR. How do you plead, Mr. Hamster, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: ???.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: get a life.
eclipse: A life? A LIFE? I need no life. A.U.T.O.V.O.I.C.E. is all I need!
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: Have some porn

Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC would like to send you the file "orgy.jpg" (41 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined to receive file "orgy.jpg".

Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: drink some beer
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: and let me be.
eclipse: A.U.T.O.V.O.I.C.E. has been spying upon your activities. It knows of your involvements with the RCC Clan.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: go fuck your cats
eclipse: Do not try to hide it! You are the mastermind behind the CHESTNUT INCIDENT.
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: plz.
eclipse: You know you are. YOU CAN NOT HIDE IT FROM YOURSELF. It haunts you. IT BURNS YOU. YOU CAN NOT SLEEP AT NIGHT. IT IS ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. YOU DREAM ABOUT IT. YOU BREATHE IT. YOU ATTEMPT TO THROW THINGS AT IT. But to no avail. ISN'T THIS RIGHT? DO NOT LIE TO YOURSELF.
eclipse: YOU WILL LEARN THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH WILL LEARN YOU. YOU WILL BE THE TRUTH. YOU WILL BREAHTE THE TRUTH. YOU WILL EAT THE TRUTH. YOU WILL BRUSH THE TRUTH'S TEETH. YOU WILL CLIP THE LENGTHY TOENAILS OF THE TRUTH. YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH.
eclipse: You can not hide. Resistance is futile. Futileeee..........
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: blocking is useful
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: usefullllll
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: hacking is good
Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: goooooooooood

Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC would like to send you the file "killjazz.exe" (10 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Çrã¢çø Bôÿ CC: kan u test this program i programmed?
eclipse: You will learn the truth. You can not hide from the truth. The truth is everywhere. It is even in OSHKOSH, WISCONSIN.

You have declined to receive file "killjazz.exe".

eclipse: No. The truth tells me not to. The truth also notes that it is more effective to threaten hacking AFTER you send them the Trojan horse.
eclipse: The truth knows ALL.
eclipse: It even knows that you are actually, in fact, Debbi from those Anti-smoking ads. THAT'S WHAT TOBACCO DOES TO YOU. DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT?
eclipse: The truth is OUT THERE. It is ABOVE YOU. It is BELOW YOU. The truth KNOWS ALL. You can not HIDE. Your hamster CAN NOT HIDE. Your hamster's little water dispenser thingy CAN NOT HIDE. The truth knows all...the truth knows YOU.