xoLuvinCAox is a bully at my cousin's Junior high school. My cousin gives me
lots of bully's screenames that she wants brutally and ruthlessly pranked
like the noobshops they are.
City names have been removed to protect the innocent.
Things she has done include make racial slurs to white people, threaten to
beat up (and beat up) my cousin and her friends, and more. She's just a
grumpy old moose. Enjoy. ;)

LAb RaT kiD: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
xoLuvinCAox: who dis
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil.
xoLuvinCAox: who
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil.
xoLuvinCAox: idk u
LAb RaT kiD: Oh. =( Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
xoLuvinCAox: wtf r u
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil.
xoLuvinCAox: i dotn paly games
xoLuvinCAox: well how did ug et ma s/n
LAb RaT kiD: Some guy named Bjarni was giving it out telling them you're a friendly person.
xoLuvinCAox: dotn fuckin im me
LAb RaT kiD: Question: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
LAb RaT kiD: Answer: ?
LAb RaT kiD: Only for me ;-(
xoLuvinCAox: YO WHOEVER U R
xoLuvinCAox: UR GAY
xoLuvinCAox: SO DONT IM ME
LAb RaT kiD: ;-( Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
LAb RaT kiD: DONT TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoLuvinCAox: OK WHOEVER U R U R SOOOOOOOO FUNNI
xoLuvinCAox: BUT DOTN TALK TO ME
xoLuvinCAox: U DOTN NO ME
LAb RaT kiD: I dotn no you?
xoLuvinCAox: NO YOU DONT
LAb RaT kiD: Et tu, Brute?
xoLuvinCAox: YOO
xoLuvinCAox: STFU
LAb RaT kiD: I do know you, by the way, Briannah. I went to your school in first grade.
LAb RaT kiD: I fell madly in love with you :-*
xoLuvinCAox: HA NO
xoLuvinCAox: MY NAMES BRIANAH
LAb RaT kiD: Sic semper Tyrannis! I was close.
xoLuvinCAox: THEN TELL ME UR realNAME
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil. You don't remember me?
LAb RaT kiD: I moved to Ohio.
xoLuvinCAox: yea ok
xoLuvinCAox: ur nto fuckin funnny ur imamture as hel
xoLuvinCAox: ao sotnt alk to me
xoLuvinCAox: get a fuckign life
LAb RaT kiD: Ao sotnt alk to me? What's that mean?
LAb RaT kiD: (sorry, I'm from Sri Lanka originally)
LAb RaT kiD: Wanna kiss? :-*
xoLuvinCAox: yo idc if ur ma friend n ur jsut fuckin around
xoLuvinCAox: umm when i find out who u r u gettin fucked up
LAb RaT kiD: Fucked up? Mmmm. That's the way I like it ;-)
LAb RaT kiD: How much do you charge?
LAb RaT kiD: :-* :-*
xoLuvinCAox: yoooo
xoLuvinCAox: if u think ur real tuff
xoLuvinCAox: tel em ur real name stop beign fuckin gay
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil. I'll meet you in the teacher's lounge tomorrow and we can have sex. I'm coming to Long Island to visit. :-*
xoLuvinCAox: ha to abd i dont love on logn island
xoLuvinCAox: ok
xoLuvinCAox: snehil
xoLuvinCAox: whats am alst name
DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY: I thought that she asked me what Snehil's last name was.
LAb RaT kiD: Feli
xoLuvinCAox: ha no
LAb RaT kiD: Oh. I'll bring condems, you bring a pill just in case. ;-)
xoLuvinCAox: ha no
LAb RaT kiD: Why not? ;-) I don't have AIDs.
xoLuvinCAox: ha
LAb RaT kiD: You think I do? :'(
xoLuvinCAox: yo who r u
xoLuvinCAox: ur anems notfckin snehil
LAb RaT kiD: Why do you say that?
xoLuvinCAox: n u dotn no me
LAb RaT kiD: Yes, I do.
LAb RaT kiD: You'll see tomorrow in the lounge ;-)
xoLuvinCAox: ok]
xoLuvinCAox: what do i look like
LAb RaT kiD: African American.
xoLuvinCAox: N TO BAD THERE IS NO LOUNGE ASSHOLE
DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY: What the fuck is she smoking? How can they not have a teacher's lounge?
xoLuvinCAox: what else do i look like
LAb RaT kiD: I went to the elementary school, anyway, so I don't know about yours.
LAb RaT kiD: Short hair.
xoLuvinCAox: what skool
xoLuvinCAox: what skool
LAb RaT kiD: (Some school) elementary, I think. I don't remember the exact name :-\
LAb RaT kiD: You're so hot. What bra size? :-*
xoLuvinCAox: ashole
xoLuvinCAox: who the fuck r u
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil Feli
LAb RaT kiD: I just remembered.. I went to (Some school)!
xoLuvinCAox: um no
xoLuvinCAox: listen im not even jokin u think ur all big n bad goin into people lives n shyt u dotn no me bitch leave me the fuck alone
LAb RaT kiD: In (Some school), of course.
LAb RaT kiD: Yes, ma'am. But you're sooo sexy. And fat, too. ;-) Pwned by n00bshop.
DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY: I blocked her here instead.
xoLuvinCAox signed off at 6:15:58 PM.

AT THE SAME TIME, I WAS IMed WITH OTHER SCREENAMES. HERE ARE LOGS FOR THEM, TOO.

XoLoveSux117Xo: hey whats up
LAb RaT kiD: Hello. Who are you?
XoLoveSux117Xo: my name is jenn u were on my bl who are u
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil Feli.
XoLoveSux117Xo: where u from
XoLoveSux117Xo: u sure thats ur name
LAb RaT kiD: 14/m/ohio
LAb RaT kiD: I'm originally from Sri Lanka, though. I moved to Long Island, and now Ohio.
LAb RaT kiD: I might go to Long Island tomorrow and have sex with this reeeeeally hot girl ;-)
XoLoveSux117Xo: where in li
XoLoveSux117Xo: whats her name
LAb RaT kiD: (Some city). Her name is Brianah.

AND ANOTHER SCREENAME...

Magic Stick930: whats up
Magic Stick930: have you seen, (LRK's IP address)
LAb RaT kiD: Hello.
Magic Stick930: how u got on
Magic Stick930: whos this
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil Feli.
Magic Stick930: what school do u go to
LAb RaT kiD: Trafton Senior High in Ohio.
Magic Stick930: o how do u know xoLuvinCAox
Magic Stick930: ?
LAb RaT kiD: I met her in first grade.
LAb RaT kiD: She's wicked hot.

AND AGAIN...

DIPSET 69 JUELZ: who da fuck is dis imma fuckin kill u if u dont stop fuckin stalkin my fuckin friend u fuckin lil prick ass motha fuckijn bitch dont make me fuckin get out my house juzzz to fuck u up
LAb RaT kiD: Hello. My name's Snehil Feli.
LAb RaT kiD: What's up?
DIPSET 69 JUELZ: fuck you who is this
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil Feli.
DIPSET 69 JUELZ: ur retarded u fuckin lil prick
LAb RaT kiD: :-\ Sorry if I'm mean...
DIPSET 69 JUELZ: r u a computer???
LAb RaT kiD: No...
DIPSET 69 JUELZ: ur fuckin gay

AND AGAIN...

ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: who the hell is this...
LAb RaT kiD: Snehil Feli
ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: yo im not frikin playin
LAb RaT kiD: Me neither...
ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: u gunna get ya ass beat
ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: wut gread r u in?
ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: grade
ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: *
ImLoVIn  WaFfLeS: yo im frikin talkin to u

HER AWAY MESSAGE AFTER THIS CONVERSATION WAS...
this isnt even funny.........some fuckin faget is stalking me!! no joke its
over ive had it...rite now im callin the police ahah im gonana get you u
mother fucker!!!!

mIRC LATER...
Labratkid: Hmm, if the person I pranked is threatening to call the police in her away message, is that bad?
Ezel_Berbier: maybe
Stratn: uhm...no
Trafton: No, because they can't =P