Peppa: I want your hat.
SkersRule68and1: lol what hat would that be?
Peppa: The Viking one.
Peppa: Like the ones Canadians wear.
SkersRule68and1: lol im not a canadian
Peppa: GIVE ME THE HAT THEN.
SkersRule68and1: lol ok
Peppa: Can I have your sock as well?
SkersRule68and1: left one or right one?
Peppa: The leight one.
SkersRule68and1: ohhhhh of course
SkersRule68and1: who are u?
Peppa: The tall pixie of your dreams.
SkersRule68and1: ya
Peppa: Specificly the one that runs about on your head while you sleep poking your eyes with magenta markers.
SkersRule68and1: yep
SkersRule68and1: a/s/l/p?
Peppa: 28/a/CA/Yes
SkersRule68and1: a?
Peppa: I reproduce asexually.
Peppa: You?
Peppa: Hello?
SkersRule68and1: hi
Peppa: COME BACK MY LITTLE LAMP!
SkersRule68and1: 17/m/neb/no
SkersRule68and1: can i see ur pic?
Peppa: Yes.
Peppa: Want a hot one?
SkersRule68and1: sure
Peppa wants to send file D:\Friendart\blackme.jpg.
SkersRule68and1 declined request; the file will not be sent.
SkersRule68and1 wants to directly connect.
SkersRule68and1 is now directly connected.
Peppa: [picture of a comb]
SkersRule68and1: a comb?
SkersRule68and1: lol
Peppa: Work with me.
Peppa: So, what do you do for fun?
SkersRule68and1: party play sports hang out with friends u?
Peppa: I collect hats.
Peppa: I just sit inside and obsess over my hats.
Peppa: I must get MORE hats!
Peppa: Until I have ALL THE HATS!
Peppa: BUT THEN I WILL MAKE MORE!
SkersRule68and1: ur really cool
Peppa: Actually, I'm almost sweating.
Peppa: So, where is the hat?
Peppa: and the sock?
SkersRule68and1: hat is on top of the chimney and the sock is in the toilet in the locker room at school
Peppa: Curses.
Peppa: I do not tolerate such arrogance!
SkersRule68and1: lol
Peppa: Alas, I must go! COME ROBIN, TO THE BATCAVE!