hungarian bee swatting
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yenbuddha: whats up asl
Peppa: Ceiling. 19/f/ca
Peppa: You?
yenbuddha: 18 m tx the sky
yenbuddha: how you doing today
Peppa: I'm quite ill. Who knows if I will live tomorrow.
Peppa: My fate is set in stone.
Peppa: I must spend my final hours repenting.
Peppa: And you?
yenbuddha: lol im fine
yenbuddha: you like ca
Peppa: No. The heat and humidity makes my illness flare up.
Peppa: Not to mention I'm pretty sure all the drivers are out to kill me.
Peppa: Stupid surfers.
yenbuddha: lol
Peppa: So, where is Texas? In Canada?
yenbuddha: lol no
yenbuddha: its in the us
yenbuddha: right in the middle of it
Peppa: In the us? Are there more than one of you over there?
Peppa: In the middle? Near Canada?
yenbuddha: more of who
yenbuddha: no near mexico
Peppa: Mexico...that's an island, right?
yenbuddha: no you dont really know your geography do you
Peppa: If you spent many years in the hospital, you wouldn't either.
Peppa: You are so mean!
Peppa: Just because I'm sick!
Peppa: And might not live another day! :'(
yenbuddha: lol
yenbuddha: your funny
Peppa: You aren't.
Peppa: Where is this funny, anyway? You say it's mine, but I do not own one.
yenbuddha: what the hell are you talking about
Peppa: See above! You said "Your funny" Your is possessive.
Peppa: You're means you are.
yenbuddha: ok sorry
Peppa: Is English your native languag?
yenbuddha: my grammer isnt all that good
yenbuddha: no
Peppa: What is?
Peppa: People told me I cause discord.
yenbuddha: oh
yenbuddha: lol
Peppa: I'm going to die anyway.
yenbuddha: your a trouble maker huh
Peppa: I cost a lot.
Peppa: All those hospital bills.
Peppa: Tell me about yourself
yenbuddha: lol
yenbuddha: i like to play sports
yenbuddha: like music
Peppa: Do you play the noseflute?
Peppa: Music is a sport
Peppa: ?
yenbuddha: no
yenbuddha: i like music and i like sports
Peppa: What sports?
Peppa: Hungarian Bee Swatting?
yenbuddha: basket ball foot ball etc
yenbuddha: and you
Peppa: I can't. I'm too weak, and might die.
Peppa: I do enjoy watching Hungarian Bee Swatting though.
Peppa: Only I have to make sure I don't get stung. Last time I did I swelled up and was in a coma for a week!
Peppa: Say, can you donate some marrow?
yenbuddha: lol no i cant im running low
Peppa: But I might die tomorrow!
Peppa: Are you there? Do you care?

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